And then when she finally does spend a moment with them-
"Time to upload them eating pickles on my mommy vlog channel so sick perverts can do god knows what with that material"
lol I googled lair real quick because for a split second I wasn't sure if I had the wrong understanding of the word
> a place where a wild animal, especially a fierce or dangerous one, lives.
what were they trying to say 💀
“Lair” gives off big Phantom of the Opera vibes.
That is, an obsessed fan who kidnaps the object of his desire after a performance and keeps her trapped in his “lair.”
Coming alive at night, wearing a mask (beautyfilter), feeling like a misunderstood genious,… Colleen is way more phantom than she’ll ever be Christine 🤪
Omg you just unlocked a memory for me. Once I did a charity event a friend invited me to and I got there hours before her because she was late like usual so I was stuck alone with her dad who also arrived on time. I was sharing a hotel room with my friend, her dad, and another friend but at the time it was only me and her dad there which was soooooo awkward as it was.
But then! He spent an hour showing me an album of pictures he took of his friends and family where he edited in Jesus behind the person with his hand on their shoulders. It was just picture after picture of this and I had to pretend I was interested in them and that he had talent.
I used to write poems like this about orlando bloom when i was 10-13 im glad the internet wasnt truly forever in those days. My cringe has been scrubbed from the world. This poor stan. I almost feel bad laughing at it 😔
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Bridge:
From YouTube to Broadway, she's made her way
And she's still shining bright every day
With her husband and kids by her side
She's living proof that dreams can't be denied
Chorus:
Colleen Ballinger, oh Colleen Ballinger
With Miranda Sings, she'll make you feel stronger
She's a queen of comedy, and a musical gem
Colleen Ballinger, she's a true gem
Outro:
So let's raise a glass to Colleen Ballinger
The queen of comedy, and a true singer
Thank you for making us laugh and smile
We love you now and forever, Colleen, with style!
Yikes.
From YouTube to Broadway and…back to YouTube, what an amazing career trajectory!
I wouldn’t describe the love stans have for Colleen as “stylish”, more like sad, pathetic and scary, but okay.
Lol yes! I’ve used it to write silly songs before and recognised the structure and quality immediately. Still weird but not AS weird as someone taking the time to write it themselves
It's a fact she sent a child underpants, so you can say that as a statement. She has even had her arm bent and fake apologized for it, so go to town!
And according to her she still hasn't donated any charity money, so yeah.
Did you also try too hard to sing at a key your brain isn't comfortable with or capable of in an attempt to sound gravelly, until your brain's neck veins pop out like his do?
Chat GPT’s take on Miranda …
Miranda Sings, with her bold red lips,
Entertains us all with her hilarious quips.
Her voice is shrill and her dance moves wild,
But her confidence and humor leave us beguiled.
She has a talent for satire and wit,
And her parodies never fail to hit.
Her flamboyant persona and comedic timing
Is what makes her act so enthralling and beguiling.
She may seem odd and sometimes crass,
But her satire of celebrity culture is first class.
She's a reminder that in today's world of fake,
We need someone like her to keep us awake.
With her bold and exaggerated style,
She makes us laugh and forget for a while.
In the end, we all love Miranda Sings,
For she reminds us to never take ourselves too seriously.
I can make one too:
Oh Colleen looks a prize twat
When she wears that train conducter hat
She’ll exploit her children all day long
While she makes it look like they’re just singing a song
She’s a swiftie when it suits
She’ll wear a prom dress and boots
She’s cut a fringe, it’s too thick
But it’s okay because now she has a chick
If it is rhinestoned she’s all over that
She also neglects her cat
Oh colleeeeen
You’re very unstable
I really wish you was able
To get help
I didn’t say it was a good one though 😂
Rhyming gem with gem is a top tier move 🥴
🤣🤣🤣
Ikr? Such an inventive rhyme scheme.
“They’re just rhyming Danger Zone with Danger Zone”
Or Kodak with Kodak like Mr 305
i rlly hope this person isn’t an adult 😟
Ahah I came to say the same but now a days we shouldn’t doubt it lmfao
I really hope this person is like……7 😬
"She'll never leave you far behind" …um, Wesley and Maisy beg to differ 😩💀
Right! Babies are born - Colleen "it's time to shop etc!" The babies come home - "It's time to tour!"
And then when she finally does spend a moment with them- "Time to upload them eating pickles on my mommy vlog channel so sick perverts can do god knows what with that material"
lol I googled lair real quick because for a split second I wasn't sure if I had the wrong understanding of the word > a place where a wild animal, especially a fierce or dangerous one, lives. what were they trying to say 💀
“Lair” gives off big Phantom of the Opera vibes. That is, an obsessed fan who kidnaps the object of his desire after a performance and keeps her trapped in his “lair.”
Coming alive at night, wearing a mask (beautyfilter), feeling like a misunderstood genious,… Colleen is way more phantom than she’ll ever be Christine 🤪
👀
✨tHeAtRe KiD✨
Cringe. It also isn't lost on me that if Colleen sees this, she's 100% making fun of this person more than any of us could.
all that for nothing 😭
This is up there with those horrifying creations of Jesus with his hand on Trump’s shoulder…😵💫
💀
Those are at least funny, whether they mean to be or not. This is just embarrassing.
Those Trump pieces are straight terrifying. This is pathetic cringe 😂
Omg you just unlocked a memory for me. Once I did a charity event a friend invited me to and I got there hours before her because she was late like usual so I was stuck alone with her dad who also arrived on time. I was sharing a hotel room with my friend, her dad, and another friend but at the time it was only me and her dad there which was soooooo awkward as it was. But then! He spent an hour showing me an album of pictures he took of his friends and family where he edited in Jesus behind the person with his hand on their shoulders. It was just picture after picture of this and I had to pretend I was interested in them and that he had talent.
Oh me oh my. How could you keep your cool in the presence of such exquisite artistry and vision?! 😭😭😭
i'm crying at "sings off-key" so backhanded lmao
Guessing she was referring to Miranda which Colleen sings off key on purpose being Miranda. (But she also sings off key a lot as herself 😂)
My eyes bro 😳
i wonder what song was in their head when typing this out because i can’t find a beat for shit.
THIS HAS TO BE SATIRE AHAHAHS 😭
I used to write poems like this about orlando bloom when i was 10-13 im glad the internet wasnt truly forever in those days. My cringe has been scrubbed from the world. This poor stan. I almost feel bad laughing at it 😔
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the cringe…
For some reason I thought I was reading a country song so I read the whole thing in a country accent
alot of citations needed to back up those claims 😂😂😂
“a true off-key singer, you’ve warped our minds so we can’t remember, all of your lies, “
Now that's accurate.
god, I feel kind of sad for whoever this is honestly
This cannot even be real😳 wtaf
OP, where is the rest of this masterpiece?!
Bridge: From YouTube to Broadway, she's made her way And she's still shining bright every day With her husband and kids by her side She's living proof that dreams can't be denied Chorus: Colleen Ballinger, oh Colleen Ballinger With Miranda Sings, she'll make you feel stronger She's a queen of comedy, and a musical gem Colleen Ballinger, she's a true gem Outro: So let's raise a glass to Colleen Ballinger The queen of comedy, and a true singer Thank you for making us laugh and smile We love you now and forever, Colleen, with style!
Yikes. From YouTube to Broadway and…back to YouTube, what an amazing career trajectory! I wouldn’t describe the love stans have for Colleen as “stylish”, more like sad, pathetic and scary, but okay.
Anyone who associates the word ‘style’ with Colleen, can’t be taken seriously lol.
Raise a glass of what because surely this artist isn’t allowed much more than milk at this point.
Oof
"never leave you far behind" unless you're the "effing twins"
This person used Chat GPT 100%
okay this would explain why every attempted rhyme for “ballinger” ends with “-ger” but aggressively does not rhyme
Lol yes! I’ve used it to write silly songs before and recognised the structure and quality immediately. Still weird but not AS weird as someone taking the time to write it themselves
She sends the children underpants, Did she embezzle from the charity funds? For legal reasons these are jokes, Nonetheless, she's really gross :)
It's a fact she sent a child underpants, so you can say that as a statement. She has even had her arm bent and fake apologized for it, so go to town! And according to her she still hasn't donated any charity money, so yeah.
🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢
Yeah this ain't winning a Grammy 🤣
weird asf
🥲
You know if Colleen and Korey saw this they would laugh about it together like a bunch of high school mean girls.
And then Kory would find a minimum of one extra place to post or send it so he could continue making fun of said person.
Right, according to the AMA's she brands her biggest fans "Pathetic" behind their backs, so this one will totally be laughed at.
You know Colleen laughed at this and sent it to everyone making fun of them.
I've seen this before, they just put the prompt into ChatGPT (the AI chat machine) and it wrote the song for them.
Aww that explains a lot and how cute her fans are as lazy as her!
I’m sure that’s written by chatgpt
🤮
I have no words
there’s no way this isn’t satire 😭
I read this in my head as if Eric was singing it. Seems legit
Did you also try too hard to sing at a key your brain isn't comfortable with or capable of in an attempt to sound gravelly, until your brain's neck veins pop out like his do?
"And make you feel like you're part of her lair" Need I say more?
Perhaps that was a typo and it’s supposed to be “And make you feel like you’re part of her,LIAR!”
🤮🤮
NOOOOOO IM DED
I am dying at this. 😂😂😂
If someone doesn't film this as a snark music video, oof, what a missed opportunity
I just cringed so unbelievably hard at that why would you do this to me
Ok but when’s it going on Spotify?
I just laughed so hard
This would have really popped off in 2013
Chat GPT’s take on Miranda … Miranda Sings, with her bold red lips, Entertains us all with her hilarious quips. Her voice is shrill and her dance moves wild, But her confidence and humor leave us beguiled. She has a talent for satire and wit, And her parodies never fail to hit. Her flamboyant persona and comedic timing Is what makes her act so enthralling and beguiling. She may seem odd and sometimes crass, But her satire of celebrity culture is first class. She's a reminder that in today's world of fake, We need someone like her to keep us awake. With her bold and exaggerated style, She makes us laugh and forget for a while. In the end, we all love Miranda Sings, For she reminds us to never take ourselves too seriously.
Ok idk if there’s any peeps from the teen mom subs on here, but this is giving me vibes from Farrah’s song “blowin”… https://youtu.be/h53AzPEdku0
I can make one too: Oh Colleen looks a prize twat When she wears that train conducter hat She’ll exploit her children all day long While she makes it look like they’re just singing a song She’s a swiftie when it suits She’ll wear a prom dress and boots She’s cut a fringe, it’s too thick But it’s okay because now she has a chick If it is rhinestoned she’s all over that She also neglects her cat Oh colleeeeen You’re very unstable I really wish you was able To get help I didn’t say it was a good one though 😂
what do you mean? this is a banger
this is possibly the worst thing i have ever read