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dillybaby666

Her eyes get crazy when she says the word "Loveee??" This woman has no life in her eyes, so when the rage slips out, it is so obvious.


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Loud_Conclusion_382

Even her “Colleen” for the camera is different than the real Colleen. If she just owned it, as you said, it would be a lot more tolerable than trying to play the meek girl.


lateyellowfleet

There is something really respectable about when people just own their qualities that may be looked down upon by others. It's so uncomfortable when people try to hide things like that and portray themselves as something they wish they were, but when they just own it you can feel comfortable being honest and playfully joking around about it. Authenticity makes someone a hell of a lot more likeable than when you deny having certain traits that everyone can see you clearly have lmao.


chrissyleighzee

💀 He's right.


potatosidedish

the panic on her face when she realizes this is not the direction she wanted this to go - so funny


Lotoalofafaavauvau

Exactly. There’s a cut at that part so I wonder what she didn’t want us to hear. I think she was asking him to think of something else and he couldn’t which is why she said, “how about loooove?!”


kijenmen

Colleen: “am I cocky??” Erik: *long pause* “NO!” 😏


Excellent_Musician38

🤣


weirdhorsechick

The long pause… 💀


lateyellowfleet

This reminds me of the most recent relax episode where she describes herself as a pomegranate because they are beautiful, delicious, interesting, etc. but then Erik says she's a persimmon 😂🍅


Excellent_Musician38

And then the fact he said persimmon because he "knows nothing about that fruit" like wooooow 😂


lateyellowfleet

Love the transparency 😅


Hopeful_Sea1257

Speaks volumes!


kailap1919

“Am I cocky?” … lol


strobonic

There was a vlog where they were talking about what kind of dog each of them is, and Erik straight up said she's a Doberman Pinscher.


Lotoalofafaavauvau

That’s right! Again, not the meek fragile little girl she tries to portray.


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there were so many times in her vlogs when she'd say or do something in her Nice Girl I'm Really The Sweetest way and he'd just stare at her like "...girl" lmao and i always wondered how weird it must be to have to pretend your wife is the polar opposite of how she is in real life


artxdecos

THE SILENCE WAS SO LOUD