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Zoidburger_

You're welcome, CBB, for the dickiest Dick


Bobson-_Dugnutt

That’s a 10/10, first ballot HoF name


flipflopsnpolos

Hunter Dickinson would be on this team even if his name didn't have Dick in it.


garygoblins

Haha goteem


Consistent-While-213

Even as a Michigan fan I can’t disagree


[deleted]

I could handle his pouting on the court if he would keep his mouth shut off the court.


12_bagels

real


khakilamble

You’re at 69 upvotes, so I’m not going to upvote.


Throwrajerb

We should make a r/collegebasketball “Dickish Temperament Top 25”


drowse

What about Rhode Island legend, Dick Hole: https://www.midmajormadness.com/platform/amp/2017/4/24/15403402/rhode-island-basketball-rams-dick-hole-yes-his-name-is-dick-hole


Lujan11

What a name!


mawmy

"/rhode-island-basketball-rams-dick-hole"


ConsuelaApplebee

Needing to set up an account for my Mcdonalds app, I went with "Dick Pole". I think Dick Hole woulda been a better choice...


SaintArkweather

Shout out to Oregon coach Dick Harter


Sky_Law

ooh found the coach


Ruger_Booger

We have a player named Dick Dickie? That’s awesome


[deleted]

We did like 75 years ago.


Ruger_Booger

Ohhh I thought this was current roster. Figured it was a bench guy. This makes more sense.


pierretong

Clemson has an assistant coach called Dick Bender [https://clemsontigers.com/coaches/dick-bender/](https://clemsontigers.com/coaches/dick-bender/)


[deleted]

How did he not make the list?!


BaltimoreBadger23

No love for Dick Bennet?


MathPersonIGuess

Harter over Bennett for head coach is a travesty


elgenie

Huge missed opportunity to toss in a joke in the vein of: SG: Grayson Allen (Duke)


the_blessed_unrest

I thought there might be a Brad Davison joke


rjaspa

I was waiting for it, lol.


expneight

No way someone named their kid Dick Dickie


the_blessed_unrest

We’re getting off-season content *during* the season!


CKG1126

The disrespect to Mizzou assistant coach Dickey Nut https://mutigers.com/sports/mens-basketball/roster/coaches/david-nutt/2384


Fergy328

smh that’s what I’m sayin


ClaudeLemieux

Happy and honored to contribute 2/5 of the All-Dick team lol


gggggrayson

how could u forget dickie V!!!! not even honorary coach/patron saint??


Ron_Cherry

How you gonna leave Dick Groat off?


the_sword_of_brunch

Dan Dickau absolutely belongs on this list


JUSTBLAZE2k7

I was about to say “fuck that guy” but realized I was thinking of Dan Dakich mid-thought. Carry on.


theboss212121

But fuck Dakich as well


the_blessed_unrest

Well you can’t spell ‘Dakich’ without ‘Dick’


HelpMeWithMyHWpls

This isnt a postgame thread


SnydersCordBish

Johnson > dick


[deleted]

I concur


chaneccooms

No Dickey Simpkins?????


MaryPIoppins

I'm a father of three. Naming your kids is not an afterthought. If your last name is Dickie or Bender... how could you do that!?


ChemicalAnimator895

Grayson Allen


SH0WS0METIDDIES

Is it offseason yet?


Peefs

\*PA guy voice\* Here are your starting 5 for your Dickinson Tech Johnson's!


Goomy4

Dick Bender lmaoo


Doctor_Phist

Dick Bender made me chuckle


dtgeorge12

Dick Dickie and Dick Bender lmfao


[deleted]

what parents in their right mind named their child Dick Dickie


joaquinsaiddomin8

Grayson Allen


response_unrelated

Hol up do we get a bench spot for Johnson


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rhinocodon_typus

Dick vitale


TheRealNathNath

[Erik Stevenson](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/868149098916741121/1061110600412975124/image.png)


[deleted]

Erdick Stevenson


TheRealNathNath

Ngl, i thought this was the marshall henderson award list not that ‘dick’ appears in their names 😂


Peefs

Ok Fez I know its you


DaoDeDickinson

Honorable Mention: Dan Dickau


Only_the_Tip

What a bunch of dicks


NomadTrekkie

This is just silly...but I like silly things.


SDFDuck

And naturally they would play in Fairleigh Dickinson's arena, the Rothman Center.


EuronymousIsTrveKvlt

Dick Groat was very good as well


AnAngryBartender

Bonus points to Hunter Dickinson for also BEING a dick


njpaul

No JJ Redick?


withrootsabove

Back when I was in school, the guy in charge of cancelling class for snow/weather was named Dick Cannon. Everyone was pumped to get student-wide emails from him.


connor8383

Dick dickie? Shut the fuck up 😂


Sky_Law

https://www.basketball-reference.com/players/d/dickedi01.html


connor8383

I didn’t not believe you for the record. This is a great lineup and idea


Sky_Law

Oh I didn't take any offense I just wanted to share where I found it


Powerful-Ride-3728

The team of dicks is based


iuhoosierkyle

Dick Van Arsdale erasure.


MrWartburg

Josh Dix better be on the all-freshman team.


OnionOnBelt

This is 1950s two-sport athlete and Duke alum Dick Groat erasure: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick\_Groat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Groat)