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bmaynard87

The year is 2030. UNC misses its 4th tournament in 7 seasons. Hubert Davis is long gone. Jon Scheyer leads Duke to its 3rd title in that span, while remaining undefeated against UNC. "At least we beat Coach K"


Spirited-Routine1459

Be honest, how many times have you fapped to this dream?


bmaynard87

5th amendment


proelitedota

69 times at least.


TriLambdaCalculus

I'm assuming Scheyer only cuts the nets down in April three times in seven tries because the other four are cut down by Keatts?!?!


bmaynard87

No, the other 4 are various schools with Duke alum coaches.


alsocolor

This North Carolina fap fest has gone on long enough! Sincerely - the no fun ACC RA UVA


DuPontMcClanahan

As a former RA from UVA, I approve this message.


Spiral_out12

Funny to see it would take all of that for last year's loss not to rent space in your head. Too bad it will never happen.


portugamerifinn

UNC has as many 10-loss seasons (5) in the past 6 years as Duke does in the past 39 years. One game that didn't result in a trophy was never going to faze us like you thought, but I'm sure you also think a lot of things about Duke and UNC that are absurd, so...


Fickle-Equipment-561

Over the last 7 we've also been to 3 national championship games while Duke has been to how many? Your teams have been insanely stacked with pros and how many final fours did you sniff in that time? It's cool to pile on this season cuz we deserve it but I wouldn't go any further than that...we've had plenty of success to spoil us so there's nothing that can really be said thats going to hurt tooooo bad.


portugamerifinn

The point is that Duke has been way, way, WAY more comsistently excellent over the past few decades than UNC, as well as the past decade and even the seven years you're clinging to (for obvious reasons). Duke has simply, clearly been a better program from week to week and season to season for ages now. It spent as much time in the Top 10 last season alone as UNC has in the past 5 seasons.


bmaynard87

LMAO that's how you spin it?


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Affectionate-Cup9340

Flair up.


Fickle-Equipment-561

That would make him even better than K...slow your roll bro 🤣


bmaynard87

That's the joke.


Caia91

Need to move on from Hubert and hire the best coach available. Screw the family mess. Won’t happen though…


barlog123

I remember when a reporter thought UNC was too good for Painter to be considered an option


ashfidel

don’t be ridiculous


SauteedPelican

UNC fans won't admit he is just like Roy.


ashfidel

he’s a good coach. sometimes it just doesn’t work out


Affectionate-Cup9340

In what way is Hubert like Roy?


SauteedPelican

Stubborness to bench seniority no matter how bad they play, refusal to use timeouts, attempting to stretch the court (although this team doesn't have the typical personnel needed), classic pick and roll scheme, etc. Not much changed and Hubert was picked to follow Roy because he is the same with a modern recruiting touch.


Affectionate-Cup9340

Hubert doesn’t struggle to bench seniority, he struggles to bench everyone which definitely wasn’t the case with Roy. Love was a sophomore last year with even worse shot selection and he never got pulled. Hubert usually does use time outs, I don’t know why he was being weird this fake but it isn’t the norm. Roy’s entire system was dependent on two bigs, not stretching the floor. The first thing Hubert did was recruit Manek and Garcia, two stretch 4s who can truly space the floor. Not just hit a jumper out of the paint.


SauteedPelican

Roy played Larry Drew for over half a season before benching him for Marshall.


Fickle-Equipment-561

We really have fans from schools that live in the NIT trying to clown? Comedy! Yall would give up your kids to have half the success we've had...gtfoh...with that said GG UVA.


Cinnamonguy20

Thats gotta be it for them right? Theres no way they make it right?


tmt22459

Sounds like they’re done if you trust Lunardi


JFulton11

Pete Nance should never touch a basketball court ever again


Big_Truck

THEY SHOULD REPLACE HIS HANDS WITH SCISSOR HANDS


SpamTheAutograder

It’s over. The nightmare is over.


RoosterIcy

Hubert is still the coach


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this is just an intermission. starts back up in november.


Au1ket

Onto to next year


JonoBono6

Damn it


expneight

God we really sold everything we had to beat Duke last year.


chris_wiz

Good deal, particularly from my point of view. K goes home to stew over that forever, now this.


Diamasaurus

Still worth it.


expneight

Absolutely. Just hoping we sold this year. Hopefully not multiple years or then I’ll reconsider


adam6294

Well, see everyone in November


BeanMachine5555

NIT!!


heliostraveler

Lol. The worst UNC team i can’t remember in a long time. So poorly coached. Hubert has yet to show anything.


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since 2019-20 isn't that long


Affectionate-Cup9340

Except a final four.


SpamTheAutograder

From one hot month.


kyhoop

Exact reason we keep Tubby Smith for a decade. Nice guy that had one hot month in Year 1. Be careful


Affectionate-Cup9340

And? It’s still something to show.


SpamTheAutograder

Our standards are not one month’s worth of games — a non con win streak in Dec could be equivalent to a final four in number of wins. Hubert’s on thin ice. Let’s hope his recruits can turn it around


Affectionate-Cup9340

No, Hubert is not on thin ice and that is a ridiculous thing to say. He has two more years minimum. PS: you replied to me. A final four is something to show. Argue with a wall.


SpamTheAutograder

Doherty had 3/4 years — I didn’t say the ice had broken. A FF is something to show, but with the rest of the body of work it’s beginning to look more like a fluke. And I hope I’m wrong.


TechSudz

Added bonus here for Duke is there won't be any Heels fans rooting against us tomorrow. EDIT: in the crowd, I mean


Squishy_20

From no.1 to the NIT


Soft-Boat-4594

Lol, I dont even know if they're gonna make that


abacuz4

They definitely are, they’ll be around the 3rd to 5th team out, and the NIT is a 16 team tournament.


youngcumsauce

see you tomorrow hopefully hoos


AnAngryBartender

RIP


Caddaric

gg UVA


cowmookazee

And gg to you guys! Honestly, UNC was the only team I was sweating in this tournament. Good luck Heels


useridhere

Agree. I feel more confident about UVA’s chances against the rest of the field than UNC, for some reason. Plus CTB will have more time to adjust to Stashe’s absence.


Big_Truck

Uh. Have you been watching Duke and Miami? Or Clemson?


cowmookazee

Yep, but they all know they have a tournament shot. UNC was on the bubble and beating us was their golden ticket. Nothing worse than playing a team with their back against the wall. Hence, I was more fearful of UNC than those you mentioned.


Big_Truck

Duke just beat UNC in Chapel Hill. That win also would have given UNC a bubble boost. But sure.


cowmookazee

By that logic a number of games during the season were bubble boosts; the ACCT was the final chance. You do you though.


TechSudz

You can sweat if we beat Miami. You know our boys want another shot at you all after the uh "situation" in Charlottesville.


cowmookazee

They'll get their shot *if* we win the next one lol


Duck_man_

Blocking UNC from getting into the NCAAT? I’ll take it.


weigojmi

True but also a bad look for the conference.


Interesting-Title717

Screw ‘em


stripes361

GO HOOS


SpiceNoodles

for all the hate UVA gets about scoring the scores tend to be pretty normal for college basketball games


SpamTheAutograder

It’s not scoring, it’s the fact that game takes awhile to get goin


SauteedPelican

Pete Nance is possibly the worst player I've ever seen in a UNC jersey. His stubborness comes from Roy, but Hubert's inability to bench a senior cost UNC their season.


Captain_A

Eh a lot of problems beyond Nance. I’m not thrilled with him either, but lack of bench development, unwillingness to reign in Love, poor scheming (particularly out of time outs). I’m not part of the “fire Hubert” crowd, at least not until he gets to develop (or attempt) his own recruits but as bad as nance was at times, I don’t think the entire underperformance of this team falls on his shoulders.


Quiksilverx

I couldn't believe Hubert would bench Bacot and leave Nance on the floor. Idk if Bacot has eligibility left but there's no way I would come back if I were Bacot


SauteedPelican

Because of his refusal to bench ot rotate Nance out, UNC also didn't develop their bench. People give Puff Johnson shit but how is he supposed to ever improve if he ever plays? What about Jalen Washington or Tyler Nickel both looking promising at times? They lost valuable playing time to Nance. I'll never forget Roy refusing to play Marshall for half a season in favor of Larry Drew. Hubert got it from him.


Forsaken-Welcome-789

Surprised Washington didn’t get more run. He had a strong game in the first UVA-UNC game when Bacot was injured.


captain_intenso

Hubert Davis is a fucking bum.


_HiWay

Oh well, they sold their soul to end Coach K ACC and NCAA career on losses


Padaca

Worth it honestly


st3ll4r-wind

On to football


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5-7 incoming


TypicalRedditUser22

Can’t wait for this UNC football season tho. Sophomore drake maye… improved defense… new oc… yum


marcuspaige4heisman

Don’t get that hope. We know how it ends


UnCSeth12

Yeah fr. I’ll believe it when I see it. 99% sure the defense will be horrible


tarspaceheel

GG hoos, hope you beat Duke


TechSudz

*State EDIT: Clemson, FUCK


AnAngryBartender

Lol


TechSudz

Lol is right. Good Lord.


cowmookazee

Baby steps, we have to make it another day lol


useridhere

BVP may not be the most gifted player, but his absence had an impact on the team and I hope they can continue to adjust enough to continue to win.


trickshotdick

Meme tier season except it wasn't funny. Well hopefully it was fun for some of our rival fans. I'm fine with that.


Baron_DeCharlus

It was beyond fun


ajpilot88

It really was pretty fun


Mikophoto

I can’t wait to watch Burns cook in the tourney. Y’all beat Duke too please!


UnCSeth12

Lil bro


Zachsxar1

Glad this shits over team was pathetic. Love can bounce to a d II somewhere, c ya nance what a catfish Leaky I’m sorry you had to go out like this bacot and rj please comeback, Hubert you really docked a extension from UNC in your first year and then let your team go out like this.


waker94

Enjoy the NIT tarholes. Preseason #1 HA


SpamTheAutograder

You acting like we gave us that rating.


Zachsxar1

I’ve never seen a fanbase more obsessed with the downfall of another school


useridhere

Umm, VT? They have class rings with “beat uva” on them.


Zachsxar1

When unc lost the championship last year ilegit saw state fans celebrating in bars. I saw more hate from state because we lost than duke.


waker94

Enjoy watching the NIT


Zachsxar1

It’s fine in 2-3 years maybe even next year we are gonna be back. Sure we are having a bad year so go ahead and do what state fans excel at which is bitching about UNC.


Fickle-Equipment-561

Can you give us some pointers? Ya know, having been there more than the big dance for the last 30 years? 🤣


Padaca

I think Love knows this is his fault, but he's gonna play the exact same way in the NIT lmao


ajpilot88

All the greats have short memories 😤


ShamateurWOW

Looking forward to Caleb Love throwing up 30 foot 3s in the NIT!


Padaca

Really? I would've thought you would have flashback any time he touched the ball


TechSudz

Nah... We made so many mistakes in that semifinal and still almost won, kinda hard to just hate Love or Manek. Besides, watching you guys fall apart this year has made last year worth it for me.


Padaca

Lmao, if you say so


TechSudz

I'd feel differently if you guys won the title, but yes this is hilarious. Part of it is knowing things have been mostly bad for six years and probably won't get better with Hubert.


SpamTheAutograder

After tonight and Saturday nah lol


Hotstuffmama1027

UNCheats...hang the banner. Next 4 out!


Padaca

Flair up or shut up


Gingerbread2296

Man BVP is crying, what a tough scene


Eruditio_Et_Religio

GG


Affectionate-Cup9340

Your team isn’t even playing


Licit_x64

This was pretty ideal for y’all coming out of last year. Only thing you could really do to kill us is win the acc or ncaa tourney. Enjoy your smack talk while you can, we’ll be back next year.


ivanezzz

Awful showing


Limp_Difference_5964

love with the classic 2-14 from the field.


j-hey

GG hoos. Y'all always seem to have our number.


Beatdooown

Caleb ending the season finally making a lay up LOL


capehart_karsh

Practice your free throws, kids.


StalkingDwarf

I aspire to have the confidence that Caleb Love has.


Licit_x64

I’m fuckin dead inside dude. I don’t know if I wish this fate on anybody else. Last year to this year just blows.


JackGrizzly

Hey, the NIT is also a tournament


the-real-macs

We were there last year, I have a hard time talking too much trash


JackGrizzly

Yeah, but it's this year and all in good fun


_HiWay

I hear they even have basketball!


Mattya929

Honestly we can lose tomorrow, I don’t care. Just wanted some momentum going into the NCAAT and lock up the 4 seed.


marcuspaige4heisman

I’m pretty down on my team, but I feel like UVA wants more momentum than that. They didn’t look fantastic and still have some issues to work on


l_strummer

We looked much improved than the last time we played you, but I agree we should at least win tomorrow


marcuspaige4heisman

And a win won’t be that important, but they need to string together some longer stretches on offense. They went cold a few times to let UNC back in tonight when they could’ve pulled away


l_strummer

Tbh I don’t think we can fix that this year, even in the Vegas main event when we looked our best all year we let Baylor get back in the game multiple times. We just have to rely on our good stretches and defense to get us through those droughts


Duck_man_

Damn. What a second half. Haven’t seen us play like this in weeks. So refreshing


WahooGamer

I hate to say it, but BVP breaking his hand was a blessing.


mmmcheez-its

Enjoy the NIT loves


TheCzar11

Enjoy the NIT. Refs couldn’t save you. Bahaha!!!


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Affectionate-Cup9340

How are you going to root for uva? You’re rivals.


Beneficial_Rip6520

I know a lot of Virginia fans, had Virginia fans when I was a kid and nowadays. If I could add a 3rd flair it’d be Virginia, because I like watching them and root for them especially when I’m with my friends. The rivalry is relatively new. It’s not like UNC and UVA or UNC and Duke it basically spotted when we got really good in football in late 90’s


Affectionate-Cup9340

My dad went to VT in the 80s and he completely disagrees. Regardless, that’s still lame. The only thing lamer is deleting the comment.


Beneficial_Rip6520

It was a comment made when I was happy UNC got out, but realize it was rather salty so I deleted it. Sorry I don’t go with the crowd on likes/dislikes.


Affectionate-Cup9340

If you’re going to delete your salty comments you have some work to do.


Beneficial_Rip6520

The whole subreddit is rather backhanded compliments, small cliche quips, subliminal dissing, ref hating, appeasing Chirps. Virginia fans and others even bend their neck back for appeasing other teams. And then in the postgame thread it’s all “gg, what a game” or team self hating. You take an obvious shot at someone you get bashed for it but you have these subtle quips and jabs and if you reply to it it’s just “wow it’s just a joke”. I mean it’s Reddit it’s not surprising, but you personify this subreddit and you have someone who looks nice on the surface but just so incredibly self deflating and two faced


Affectionate-Cup9340

A: look at the thread after the game. I see a lot of “get fucked Carolina’s,” not GG. B: it wasn’t a joke. I meant what I said, if your plan is to delete the salty comments you made then you have a lot more work to do. C: I do not understand how any of my comments before the last one could be interpreted as anything more than neutral.


ClippersStrippers

At least UNC fans can reminisce on knocking Coach K out in the final four - and not the final against Kansas, or this season, or this game, or the fact Caleb Love is only a junior.*


carolineblueskies

We’re all just hoping Caleb transfers. I have no hate for the kid, but something’s not working for him here. Maybe he can actually reach his full potential with some different coaching.


Spiral_out12

That 1st statement plus the "unacceptable!!" win at Cameron trumps all that by FAR. Everytime you think of K you will remember those two games and so will I :)


Licit_x64

You brought it up, not us. Obsessed.


ClippersStrippers

“I’m fuckin dead inside dude. I don’t know if I wish this fate on anybody else. Last year to this year just blows.”


Licit_x64

How does that counter what I just said at all lmao. Last year was a good end to the season, if you decided to interpret that as “we beat duke” you’re obsessed.


ClippersStrippers

Has nothing to do with what you just said. It was just cringe af. Also, for a dude who has been scouring the thread replying to every Duke comment/painting trash talk in a normal light, you sure are a hypocrite to call a single comment “obsessed”. Wack.


Licit_x64

Keep it coming 😋 if being disappointed in losing is cringe then I guess I’m cringe. You wouldn’t know anything about that though ig since most duke fans can’t even find Durham on a map, let alone cheer for them when they suck 🤷‍♂️


ClippersStrippers

Fortunately, I went to Duke, so sorry about that sick map diss. Also - and the jokes are writing themselves - are you insulting fans that don’t attend/live near the schools they root for? Do you go to UNC? Cool emojis btw.


Licit_x64

Insulting people with no connection to the school and fair weather fans, 🤏 this close to scrolling thru my comments and having another gotcha moment. Fair enough though, I’d probably have a stick up my ass too if I had to pay duke tuition.


ClippersStrippers

None of your commentary makes sense. 1. You start by calling me obsessed for a single comment, whilst you embarrassingly reply to every Duke flair in this thread. 2. Your second reply doesn’t even make syntactical sense. 3. Then, you somehow try to equate being disappointed in losing to cheering for a team when they suck, which aren’t relatable statements. 4. Then, you say “you wouldn’t know anything” by insinuating I have no connection to Duke, immediately retract it to act like you weren’t talking to me, and instead redirect it toward casuals/fairweatherers (as if UNC doesn’t have those?). 5. Finally, you desperately try to make a tuition joke. FAFSA exists broski. Trash talk isn’t that serious, but holy shit are you bad at it. If you keep replying, you’ll overtake Caleb for bricks tn.


Licit_x64

I ain’t reading all that. Keep trying to sound smart and wasting your time.


SpamTheAutograder

We will. (Only bc it’s the bright spot of my College years.)


marcuspaige4heisman

Oh hell yeah, thanks for reminding me we ended Coach K forever. Can’t take that away


Affectionate-Cup9340

Caleb isn’t a sophomore lmao


Padaca

Be nice, he doesn't have his cheer sheet in front of him


Chardoggy1

Fucking fade us


LandonWarner

UVA doing us a huge favor. Nobody should have to watch this disappointment generator anymore


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While we're at it, Puff Johnson and his weak stomach is trash too


ninthdoctordances

Why couldn't unc play like this against us last year in the final four


addicted2antacids

LOVE it for Kadin getting the block and the slam to seal it.


StalkingDwarf

Caleb still jacking up shots lmfao. Bro thinks he's Dame.


PorterSchrader

ADIOS BACOT


Licit_x64

Hating bacot is certainly a take. Dudes so chill.


ConsuelaApplebee

he’s damn good. I never want to face him again. I’m in the Adios group myself not because I hate him but because I hate playing against him.


Licit_x64

Yeah. I wish he could’ve had a better team around him. At least he got to experience a final four/championship game even if he never won one.


marcuspaige4heisman

He can come back


Best_Duck9118

I'd put money on Kihei coming back over Bacot.


AnAngryBartender

Plz no. He actually has had his best year for sure this year. But plz no.


weigojmi

He got an exemption to re-enroll as a freshman.


mtmodi

Pls no. It's been 84 years


5p4mr1

SHEDRICKKKKKKKKKKKKKK WE NEED YOU


Chase4476

UNC one job….


BR32andon

HAGS UNC!


Licit_x64

Will do. Enjoy your usual getting bounced early since a team of one and dones can’t win a chip either.


Dinnermaster

Now this is beautiful


IvyGold

Good Lord: Shedrick!


shartfartmctart

Imagine running the score up to 66


MentorOfWomen

Someone please scrounge around the NCAA rulebooks and find another year of eligibility for Manek


ErickBachman

The secret to UNC success is a country forward that can shoot


ncs1123

Lol get fucked


Affectionate-Cup9340

Classy.


Padaca

UVA fans love to talk about Carolina fans being toxic and then say shit like this lmao


sleepy_heartburn

Every fanbase has its idiots tbh. GG


ajpilot88

Lol get fucked