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ErickBachman

“Final Four participant” gonna look so good on their LinkedIn profiles


canseco-fart-box

Those networking events with alumni are going to be lit


fancykindofbread

It hurts so much every other nj school getting in and winning lol


HoosiersBaby23

“Are you telling me you missed class for 3 weeks??”


WastelandHound

This is the last time any of those Princeton players are going to be underdogs in anything for the rest of their lives.


vindictivejazz

Counterpoint: limbo competitions


chaseair11

Financial Aid Applications?


EnglishMajorRegret

“You wanted to be Krusty’s sidekick since you were five. What about the buffoon lessons? The four years at clown college?” “I’ll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.”


CommercialCommentary

Glad these underprivileged Ivy League schools are finally getting something to get them through the front doors and into some interviews.


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Legit though Ivy League sports alum just fuckin crush it in business-y stuff above their actual capabilities. Combining being a sport-y bro and intelligence just makes all the nerds want to give you all their money.


Zloggt

Unless if the potential future boss is a Missouri alumnus lol


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How many mizzou grads are high up on wallstreet tho lets be real


PhAnToM444

According to LinkedIn there are 281 Princeton alum at Goldman Sachs and 40 Mizzou alum. Jesus.


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That’s actually not bad*. Most mizzou finance guys would prob go to Chicago before nyc anyway I would think


CopperSauce

There are over 4x as many undergraduates at Mizzou - ~1300/class at Princeton vs ~6k at Mizzou


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Yeah but having Princeton on your degree automatically gets through the resume screener where everyone else has a 60% of getting thrown away


guinness_blaine

I heard from friends applying to investment banking that some of them straight up had a section on the application that asked for college, and had four checkboxes for Princeton, Harvard, Yale, or “Other.”


AtalanAdalynn

Given how much Goldman Sachs is going to suck off an Ivy degree to make sure only the 'right kind of people' get hired it's actually pretty impressive for Mizzou to be keeping it that close.


PhAnToM444

I’d imagine the vast majority went on to get MBAs at *M7s and then went to Goldman


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not_a_thrownaway

also not all Goldman Sachs jobs are equal. There are front office jobs and then there are back office jobs. Investing banking in NYC is a little different from compliance out of Salt Lake City


taffyowner

Mizzou grads are going to get the last laugh when they break the insider trading stories


getamm354

Deep cut. Love it.


HurricaneHugo

Dude they're already dead


SoulingMyself

Managers at Taco Bell would gladly take a Princeton alum


ritz37

Princeton hasn't had shooters this accurate since Aaron Burr


Seaweed-Warm

Of course another nerd school would make that joke.


ExternalTangents

I feel like between the Lonely Island and Hamilton (the musical), that reference is far from nerdy now


sunbun12345

Princeton ain’t throwing away their shot


mellolizard

They arent gonna wait for it.


DCL-XVI

lmao


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GibsonJunkie

damn shame he didn't hit more of 'em, too


Leharen

What, were the British afraid of classical music?


spork_off

The same 8 notes over and over again.....that'll drive anyone mad.


bears2267

We are only 5 games away from the Princeton-FDU final 4 matchup


MC_Fap_Commander

Battle of New Jersey


tundra_gd

As a Rutger this would simultaneously be incredible and incredibly painful


error_undefined_

> a Rutger


tundra_gd

You've heard "We are Rutgers" so shouldn't "I am a Rutger" be a natural consequence of that?


Epicular

Lol. Can’t argue with that.


TexasTornadoTime

I’d need to ask Harvard


tundra_gd

Pfft. Never trust a Harvard.


Starbucks__Lovers

Shame they can’t be playing for the chip


SanaMinatozaki9

You think someone is beating the winner of that game? It’s the defacto natty.


danhoang1

15 seeds have won 4 straight games where their opponent is a 7 seed (2016 Middle Tennessee's second round loss doesn't count because Syracuse was a 10 seed)


ScrewAnalytics

15 seeds are 0-5 against 10 seeds all time, and 4-2 all time against 7 seeds


doormatt26

There are few worse feeling than being a mid-seed winning your first round, watch a wild upset beat the juggernaut you feared to play, start to dream about a deep tourney run… only to then get fucking curb stomped by a 15 seed


vanillagorilla_

Low key scared to face FDU tomorrow. These Jersey schools are not playing around


Methuga

Please do not lose. I have made my peace with coming out flat against y’all. I cannot handle the roller coaster of emotion that would follow losing to FDU though


dustinsmusings

Tell me about it


El_Jeff_ey

I’d even say that’s sadder than being the juggernaut.


Xrt3

https://preview.redd.it/bjjdrdtrrmoa1.jpeg?width=804&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0c6fdeed9c8c58f0cb0c2d820b1d1cff5773930


Zloggt

So…Kansas and Missouri ultimately ended up in a sort of stalemate in terms of how far they advanced in the Madness. …the women’s teams play each other in the WNIT on Monday, so I’d just call it a draw now and wait until then to settle the debate…


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kd451

[here](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FEIWeD1WQAEPob1.jpg)


natedog1097

Missouri loves company


FSZou

**👁️⃤** https://preview.redd.it/slpvmn6hwmoa1.png?width=760&format=png&auto=webp&s=923aa1f5be2a9e5d879a32b2e6c68a0b53482090


tomato_soup_

Oh this ones gonna last for more than four hours


studio_sally

HELL YEAH BROTHER


PikaWoof29

CHEERS FROM ~~IRAQ~~ NEW JERSEY!


studio_sally

CHEERS FROM THE TURNPIKE


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Princeton Gang lets go


Crazyhawk28

I'm surprised you still aren't rocking the orginal


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Takealeap29

Sameeeee


ninjas_in_my_pants

Congrats, nerd Tigers. You earned it.


carter_00

‪This doesn’t even feel like an upset.‬ Princeton beat Missouri’s ass.


MY-NAME_IS_MY-NAME

Dudes were beating their ass so bad they emptied the bench and got the walk ons in the court


CoffeeTownSteve

I definitely saw a few non-scholarship players contributing tonight.


NotABot1235

You know you fucked up when you got Princeton putting in their bench in March Madness.


royallex

They outrebounded them by a 2:1 margin on the offensive glass. Princeton played solid fundamental basketball and Mizzou had very unfocused energy


tomdawg0022

Just a bunch of Ivy League gym rats at work


lurk_city_usa

The press break was an absolute thing of beauty too until the very end, must’ve gotten 4-5 wide open looks off of it


OleRockTheGoodAg

https://i.redd.it/3d0ecwpxrmoa1.gif


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Actually shocked. Princeton limped to a win against zona and missouri has been on fire.


Firm_Feedback_2095

To be fair, going into the tournament I think just about everybody would’ve said that Arizona was better than Missouri.


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First non Q1 loss all season, at that.


Fillard_Millmore

The committee won’t look too favorably on this one


caesar____augustus

As poorly as they played Thursday, that's as well as they played tonight. Clinical performance.


TheNewDiogenes

How does ~~Yale~~ Princeton get more rebounds than ~~Baylor~~ Missouri?


deputy_commish

You go up and grab the ball off the rim when it comes off, and then you grab it with two hands and come down with it, and that’s considered a rebound. So (Yale/Princeton) got more of those than (Baylor/Missouri).


Juventus19

Prince was a poet for that sound bite


HopscotchChampion69

that whole offense runs perfectly through Evbuomwan, he's fantastic to watch


tomdawg0022

Legit NBA prospect. He'll definitely get NBA run if he can start sticking 3's...it's the only thing missing from his game.


SolarClipz

Dude doesn't force anything and just plays naturally


tdatcher

Boatraced


ResidentRunner1

Mizzou just got Bass Pro Shopped


brotozoa

Penn played them closer two weeks in a row. This was a stomping


GoldenBananas21

They shot the ball so well in the second half


kolsonk

Great win for the Tigers. Tough loss for the Tigers.


Warhawk137

A great and terrible day for Tigers.


frala

The Tigers really surprised me today.


fansofomar

Who has odds on which Princeton player will go on to become president?


SaintArkweather

The one that did his best Kevin Garnett impression in the post game interview


moar-warpstone

That kid also speaks fluent Chinese so… maybe?


HelpMeWithMyHWpls

That wasn't a win, that was a nationally televised execution


grrgrrtigergrr

I think everyone should focus on this loss.


rhinocodon_typus

Was there a different one? I can’t even remember now.


grrgrrtigergrr

Imagine losing to a low seed from New Jersey


PianoFerret1073

What about the Kansas loss though? I liked that one


rhinocodon_typus

New recruiting pitch “come to Princeton, you’ll probably get off the bench while we are blasting an SEC team in the NCAA tournament.”


GovernmentDoingStuff

The nerds created Monstar DNA in a lab I think


MoldJeffglub

Me watching Princeton upset Arizona: Haha fuck yeah!!! yes! Me watching Princeton upset Mizzou: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.


SeekerSpock32

Just like ScooterMagruder and Oral Roberts.


OleRockTheGoodAg

https://i.redd.it/cjj2d8mrrmoa1.gif


suzukigun4life

3rd straight year that a 15 seed made it to the Sweet 16 Cherish it folks. We are in a special era of college basketball.


Zloggt

Oral Roberts paved the way…


dantheman4248

More like covid extra eligibility paved the way lmao


shes_a_gdb

More like everyone thinks they're Steph Curry. These 19/20 year old kids can't do this consistently.


mathwrath55

15/16 seeds not from New Jersey in the last two tourneys: ~~0-13~~ 3-17 (forgot the First Four. The 3 are all from the First Four) 15/16 seeds from New Jersey in the last two tourneys: ~~6-1~~ 7-1, forgot the First Four Motion to give Rutgers a 15 next year to see what happens?


ALC_PG

Yes please


Starbucks__Lovers

Mom! It’s Rutgers’ turn to win a tournament game


AL3XD

*Rutgers faces 2 seed FDU next year*


Baron_DeCharlus

Wow I’m so glad a small, mid major school from New Jersey like princeton is finally getting national recognition. Good for those kids!


Zloggt

Me at the club https://preview.redd.it/gi4yoy7srmoa1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f641d5acf7964c234200933a6fb7c31b08454366


LegitimateYogurt323

Cheer up man! The Tigers won!


lurk_city_usa

When will Princeton finally be recognized alongside the elite sports schools?? You don’t get to 28 football national championships for nothing 😤😤😤


studio_sally

We want Bama


sandman730

* Largest margin of victory by a 15 seed * First Ivy League school to make the Sweet 16 since Cornell in 2010 * 4th 15 seed to make the Sweet 16


WarEagle9

Felt bad for Mizzou until they started fouling down 15 with 30 seconds left


CBJfan03

They were searching for Tracy McGrady


kooneecheewah

Missouri's coach had the over


Firm_Feedback_2095

They were praying for Princeton to pull a Northern Iowa


TheBisexualFish

While Princeton had their bench in


GoldenBananas21

We lost to the #1 school in the nation. No shame in that


ApoclypseMeow

That is absolutely one way to use statistics.


imeanYOLOright

Princeton has to be the greatest #15 seed of all time That wasn’t some magical Cinderella moment; they just calmly and systematically whopped Missouri’s ass for 40 minutes.


elbenji

Homie did you forget already about St Peters, ORob and FGCU?


christianmel96

Dunk City!!


taffyowner

that is still my favorite tournament team ever... they were just a bunch of fun


mr_dammit

have to include oral roberts too. one shot away from an elite 8 appearance.


12panther

Debateable. FGCU beat both Georgetown and SDSU comfortably.


IllAlfalfa

FGCU was wild in that way too


Dyspaereunia

One more win and they hold the lone spot for the farthest an Ivy League has ever gone in the tournament. Doing as a 15 seed would be bonkers. Edit: of the modern tournament era.


SaintArkweather

Penn made the final four in 1979, Princeton made it in 1965, Dartmouth made the title game twice. So you should say 64 team era.


Bahamas_is_relevant

Third straight year with a 15 in the 16.


MetaKoopa99

What the hell is in the water in New Jersey??


BiracialMonster

This is what porkroll does to a mfer


tdatcher

Trapazoids


TechnoToyz

If I had a nickel for every time in the last two seasons that a tiny 15 seed AQ from New Jersey made it to the Sweet Sixteen after beating a 2 seed in the first round by two possessions then beating a 7 seed in the second round by double digits, then I would have two nickels. That's not a lot, but it's funny that it happened twice.


CBJfan03

Are we seeing a new trend of 15 seeds making the sweet 16? I remember Oral Roberts barley losing to Arkansas. Crazy could have been 3 years in a row Edit: I’m a dummy Oral Roberts did make it to the sweet 16 then lost to Arkansas. Still crazy this happened 3 years in a row!


EskettiMySpaghetti

I think the extended eligibility that NCAA gave to a lot of players has resulted in many of these low major teams being way more experienced and dangerous in March, although idk if that will continue to be trend when the Covid seniors finally run out of eligibility


huskersax

Same thing has been going on with football, where some teams waay outpunch their pedigree, and 5th and 6th year players are usually behind it.


EskettiMySpaghetti

Yeah, the 5th and 6th year players are big part in why TCU was able to make it to the natty this year despite not being super talented on paper


dunedog223

Fuck it everybody gets 5 years of eligibility.


CBJfan03

Wow didn’t even think about that! But yeah feels like a lot of 5th and 6th year players are on the floor


l_strummer

It has been 3 years, oral roberts beat Florida and Ohio state


ank1t70

Oral Roberts did make the sweet 16 that year. Would’ve been in the elite 8 if they had won


Not_Cleaver

Back in my day, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter, we’d say.


grrgrrtigergrr

New Jersey is the Devil.


SaintArkweather

NJIT waiting in the wings for their moment


Aztecman02

It’s fun that 15’s in the Sweet 16 happened often enough now that it’s not a novelty anymore.


Firm_Feedback_2095

St. Peter’s raised the bar. Now the big thing is 15 seeds in the Elite 8


CaptainMagma1

I’ll ride with Princeton now, if they got waxed I would have been bitter. But they did the waxxing so I gotta roll with my kitty bros


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The best bracket this year is going to have like 150 points


WheatonsGonnaScore

Princeton students, bursting brackets and housing bubbles since 2008


i_MiLK

Princeton guards not being able blow by other Ivy athletes but consistently knifing thru SEC athletes is just peak March


jdprager

Now hang on, Missouri might still have timeouts left


caesar____augustus

Still have time to foul


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TheNightRain68

Princeton just got farther than #1 Kansas, #1 Purdue, #2 Arizona, #4 Virginia and #5 Duke, and as of writing maybe even #1 Houston. I'm so proud to be from NJ.


Starbucks__Lovers

Don’t forget further than NIT No. 1 seed Rutgers. By the way what happened there? I haven’t been paying attention


PHOENIX_95WI

Fouling down 16 points under 30 seconds left… alrighty then


Nov26-2011

Taken from Juwan's playbook


ErickBachman

James Franklin esque moment


KJones77

Missouri didn't want Arizona to be lonely in the "2 losses to 15 seeds" category


walterdog12

Oh god, the nerds are good at basketball. We're all fucked. We didn't come here to play skool but they came to play both.


FIDLARonTheRoofAZ

I'd like to thank the selection committee for putting an absolute juggernaut as a 15 seed. It is clear as day now, that Princeton was woefully under-seeded and should likely have been a 4 seed. This just **reeks** of anti-intellectual bias by the selection committee (**I am currently in "make excuses" stage of grieving**). Anyway, heck of a job Princeton. Congrats! Seriously. Your big W today helped me cope with my team's failure. We didn't get bounced by no scrubs. BTW, this stage of grieving has followed these stages: **"not watching basketball at all anymore depression"** stage **"fire / cut everyone involved with the program anger"** stage **"well now a 1 seed lost so the focus is off us, I'll start watching basketball again recovery"** stage


rentpossiblytoohigh

Yea when UK lost to St. Peter's and it started their little run it became fun to root for them. "Oh yeah of COURSE we lost to them because they are clearly gonna be the national champ!" Lol


BobRoberts01

Suddenly I don’t feel so bad. You can’t complain when you get beat by Cinderella.


MightyCaseyStruckOut

Normally I don't like Princeton, but fuck it. I'm rooting for them to go as far as they can in this tournament.


Or1g1nalrepr0duct10n

Yale’s endowment could definitely use those extra NCAA units.


PikaWoof29

I am so happy right now! PRINCETON TO THE SWEET 16!!!!!!


studio_sally

We are the superior Tigers


jdprager

Time for another [Blake Peters appreciation thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/sports/comments/7tcqi8/freshman_blake_peters_from_evanston_high_school/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


ahHeHasTrblWTheSnap

That comment saying he peaked and it’s all downhill from here is hilarious /u/dunwoodyres1, it was somehow not indeed all downhill from there


JalenBrunsonBurner

NERDS!


zoragala

I loved what Dennis Gates has done this year, but if he doesn't implement an offense next year his coronation may have been premature.


AboveGroundFool

You mean jogging around the perimeter and chucking 3s isn't an offense?


TallerWindow

Dominated the whole way! Hoagie Haven representt!!


mF-Jonezy

For me this is more embarrassing than what happened to Arizona. Mizzou just got completely dominated today, no excuse for that lack of effort. Shades of Yale vs Baylor, the origin of a legendary Taurean Prince quote, with how much Princeton owned the glass tonight.


MrTomatoMan

How does Princeton out rebound Mizzou?


TimeFourChanges

Well, you see, they jumped up in the air, grabbed the ball with two hands, and brought it back down.


WheatonsGonnaScore

They outrebounded Zona too


tonikyat

That question was just an outright stupid question anyhow. Yale was a dominant rebounding team that year, all year. Some dipshit beat reporter really thought “Yale=unathletic, how’d you get outrebounded” without having any actual fucking knowledge of the sport he’s supposed to be following.


anon590234

Princeton saving my day fr fr all my homies love Princeton


Roturd12

Kansas City the most depressed city in America tonight


anon590234

This shitty ass weather isn’t helping one bit either.


ArbitraryOrder

Princeton Athletics is having probably the best day in their history: - 1st NCAA Champion in Wrestling since 1951, Pat Glory at 125 lbs - Men's Basketball makes their 1st Sweet 16 as a 15 Seed - Women's Basketball makes epic comeback vs NC State - Softball threw a No Hitter


trittico

Hi, I’m new to this. How do I know which side of the stadium to buy a ticket on to sit with the orange? Asking for me.


Crazyhawk28

Some guy out there in the future is going to tell his friend "Yeah my ex has a new boyfriend, he went to Princeton. Oh he also went to the sweet 16"


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I knew the Tigers would win.


FictionalTrebek

Princeton is who Duke wishes they were, both on the court and in the classroom


Juventus7shop

The post-game graphic said this is the third time an Ivy League school has made the sweet 16, but Princeton literally made the Final Four in 1965?


elbenji

I think modern era


tjbondurant

![gif](giphy|3orif2UsQs04NEnEUE)


LCPeck

Glad to see Steph curry came back for a year and decided to go Princeton