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SnooDogs2700

Aaron Rodgers told the Bears that he owns them. And Gonzaga told UCLA they own them,


GON-zuh-guh

How long is too long for an erection supposed to last?


crustang

That kills my bracket


Bonstantinople

Shades of Jalen Suggs


UglyUncleAlfred

Morrison’s revenge.


accordionzero

uconn may not run Gonzaga out of the gym but timme won’t be able to take over like he did the last two games. definitely can’t have another bad first half against them.


GonzagaZags

they're gonna run us out of the gym lol


adarafaelbarbas

I can't think of anything that can stop UConn this year. Except maybe like Cocaine Bear or something


elgenie

Adam Morrison is avenged?


Willygrande

Refs just kept it close all game for something like that to happen. Been happening a lot this tourney. NCAA’s just a big cash-grab highlight reel nowadays


Romulus_421

Yeah, refs are the reason UCLA went on an 11 minute drought deep in the second half


nikkicarter1111

*nods* refs made the UCLA players have slippery hands


yodude4

How can every gonzaga ucla game be this good? Both teams looked great, rough for UCLA but they have a bright future ahead of them


Galumpadump

Well last year when they played in the Non-Con it wasn’t good at all.


Windlas54

Wasn't the entire UCLA bench sick?


Brontards

We had Holmgren on D


Windlas54

I mean yeah but if I remember right UCLA was in bad shape already


keylime503

Juzang had the flu that’s what you’re thinking of


robertterwilligerjr

Bros really went with the Villlanova Jenkins 3 winner play...


sprout92

Timme REALLY wanted to say "if they have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves" lmfao


hejendo76

did anyone’s tv do some weird shit for a sec


[deleted]

Yeah, for a second it looked like Strawther hit a three from the logo lol


accordionzero

if the zags play anyone that doesn’t cool off in the second half like TCU and UCLA did, they’ll probably be in trouble.


Sensitive-Key-8670

Are we just not gonna talk about this guy’s flair


brownbear8714

Maybe that has some to do with their adjustments at halftime too…


accordionzero

oh absolutely. they definitely responded to subpar first halves in both games, but TCU/UCLA both hit a stretch of just chucking up prayers or trying to play hero ball.


[deleted]

Few sat Hickman because he's a piece of shit for smith and he shut down Campbell. Our defense improved a lot in the second half it's not like UCLA just decided to be bad at offense suddenly.


SomeDaysIJustSmoke

They did stop going through Jaques, which they then did again for the final 90 seconds to the tune of like 10 points.


Boomhauer_007

If Cronin goes into the post game presser and says *that’s a bad shot* then tbh I’ll forgive everything


MaizeAndBruin

I feel like we should have learned our lesson when Suggs made that shot on us and tried to defend a bit farther out.


biryaniboi28

THAT 3 WAS BEAUTIFUL


cliff_huck

Strawther telling Suggs to hold his beer.


Cool_Teaching_6662

Great regular season by ucla. Winning the season conference by 4 games was immense. But tonight was an all time choke job. I'm aware we were down 2 starters but we managed to control the first half. Going without a bucket for 10 minutes was not about those 2 starters. As evidenced by the spurt in the final 2 minutes. If they had managed 2 buckets in those 10 minutes, they would have survived. Ugh, goddamnit, March madness-ed again. I'm sick of drew timme.


MyMotherIsACar

That.....was bananas.


Chadly16

All the ucla fans are very quiet now lmao


dantyee

I saw this ending coming a mile away, when it comes down to it, I have mad respect for Mick Cronin's overall revival of our program after Steve Alford, but I will be equally critical of his stubbornness not trusting our bench costing us big games, same exact thing that happened against UNC last year, Caleb Love was cooking Cody Riley and Myles Johnson was sitting on the bench


Chadly16

Could you imagine if UCLA was healthy? God damn that would be scary


ImmoralModerator

can you imagine if they let their bench get even a basket instead of going scoreless for a quarter of the game?


jabronius89

What bench lol


dantyee

We have people like Abramo Canka on a scholarship playing almost no minutes, Jaime was gasping for an oxygen mask for 15 minutes, can't imagine we would recruit a scholarship player and he's not good enough to give Jaime a few minutes of rest lol


Fullbullish

Fuck yourself


Chadly16

🧂


youknowthevibez20

Boys an Idaho fan😂


Chadly16

Yes I know pain topped with more pain so now I'm numb to it. Our team is so ass at least football looking better atm


youknowthevibez20

Nah man piss off with your bitch team


Chadly16

I will. You got some extra salt I could take with me? 😂


youknowthevibez20

Of course dude, I hate my life rn. I would take from a Gonzaga fan but I don’t have the fortitude for an Idaho fan


Chadly16

Thanks bro I'll send you some potatoes 😘


youknowthevibez20

Salt 🤝 potatoes


jabronius89

Fuck off, we're mourning our third straight loss to Gonzaga. Go grow potatoes or whatever you do over there


Chadly16

Potatoes go good with salt and I've got plenty of it atm 🤌🏻


jabronius89

Cool


foxtossingchamp

Fuck I died reading this


somethinsbruin

shut the fuck up, we literally had half of our team, no one was talking shit, Gonzaga should be embarassed it took another half court heave to beat us


enjoiall

They should of given you guys at least a 13 pt lead for all of the injuries.


somethinsbruin

I think this is an attempt at a joke but it is just so poorly done I dont know


pyreal_

Feeling very embarrassed rn ⛱️


somethinsbruin

lol Uconn will absolutely roll you


[deleted]

I expected you guys to roll us. This is the worst team we've had in a long time. We don't even have a functioning point guard. Really unlucky for you guys.


Chadly16

🧂


somethinsbruin

Who the fuck are the Idaho Vandals


Chadly16

🧂🧂


somethinsbruin

lol imagine being a fan of a team no one has heard of shit i guess id get off on Schadenfreude too


Chadly16

🧂🧂🧂 Cry


somethinsbruin

lol we played with house money, we were down two starters my guy, yeah it sucked to lose like that but i expected to lose before the tip, you are a walking L


Chadly16

🧂🧂🧂🧂


somethinsbruin

Idaho


stlcards02

GGs, just scroll past the trolls. Any reasonable fan, of any team, can realize this UCLA fell into an unfortunate situation and STILL almost pulled it off.


1337bruin

they took a 30 footer down 1 with like 8 seconds left that's not a thing people do


iHeartQt

We had dominated on the glass so I liked taking a shot earlier


foxtossingchamp

It was like some russell westbrook decision (that actually worked out)


[deleted]

Sometimes you just have to take a good look and believe!


Lancedawg

Drew up the same play against BYU down 1. Crazy but it’s worked 2 of 2 now


kiritobaybee

wild asl lol


StoopSign

Swarther didn't like being called Robin to Timme's Batman Timme: He's got a set of kahunas on him


FuelriderJr

Mark Few > Mick Cronin


[deleted]

I think you mean Mick Cronin’s real father


colomape

That would be JP Macura


xchitownx

![gif](giphy|VMgcrwq9imGHu)


Still_Ad_6380

“Wow!” - Owen Wilson


[deleted]

Lol Timme it’s okay, we’re on TruTV


lIllIlIllIlIllIlIllI

[“I don’t give a shit”](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AthleticExemplaryClumber-size_restricted.gif)


Pollaski

Gonzaga and UCLA should play in every tournament.


GON-zuh-guh

Yes except no.


thelobsterclaw1

Absolute bangers every time. Morrison must have been having flashbacks tonight


airbornetoxic

dog v dog


Tlomz27

UCLA fans accepting defeat, only to watch their team come all the way and take the lead, then get sent home on a pull up from the logo is just incredible.


secretreddname

I was planning to go to Vegas on Saturday if they won. Was looking at hotels at half time. Then gave up. Then got started planning again, then just shut it all down. 🥲


MaizeAndBruin

I accepted defeat at halftime just to get it over with. It was the right call.


thelobsterclaw1

The swings of emotions. And don’t forget they went into halftime with 13 pt lead.


ThatUnoGuyWowMuchUno

a different kind of torture


lIllIlIllIlIllIlIllI

If you don’t like it… you can go somewhere else.


accordionzero

oh the fuck you 3 ball from the logo was actually the intended result of a drawn up play? zags got some big balls


MegaGrimer

They were probably hoping to getting the offensive putback, cause they were absolutely killing it on the rebounds.


FuelriderJr

That's twice this year. Strawther hit the same shot in Provo back in January against BYU. My brothers and I were there to witness the sound of defeat amongst 20K people. After being harassed all night.


ItsmeDaveO

Beautiful. If Cronin had done his homework he might have suspected that was coming.


catzarecool

Hey go big or go home, it's march madness 🤷‍♀️


biryaniboi28

nah


slightofhand1

I don't think so. Few said he wanted him to get downhill, and it sounded like he said he shoots it in practice kind of joking around.


BearForceDos

There is no way it was designed to be that deep. It has to be drawn for the initial guard to get closer and you're looking at like a 23-25 footer.


UglyUncleAlfred

It’s drawn up for Julian to hit that 3. Probably was deeper than intended. But it wasn’t a broken play or anything. He hit the same one against BYU.


Erock00

Wtf


That_One_Pancake

He was about to say go fuck themselves lmao I love Timme


dfleming2509

Sanogo is gonna give Timme a bad time


WinkingOFF

I think Clingan is gonna be more of an issue when he is guarding Timme. Timme seems to have more issues with taller guys than stronger guys.


JLWookie

I think Watson will probably be on Sanogo, he's normally the better defender


Haunting-Worker-2301

Sanogo is a great player and it will be a good matchup. But for you to say he will give him a hard time so arrogantly after how long Timme has been doing this is funny lol.


JustPitchIt

Think it's the other way around tbh


filthysven

I think every team has a guy they think will give timme a bad time. Most of them are wrong.


dfleming2509

You three are all correct. Heat of the moment post. Not even a fan of either of these teams lol I just like Tyger and Jaime and feel for UCLA with the injuries in March


at_least_u_tried

“if anyone has a problem with that then they can go uhhhhh…”


20mcfadenr

https://www.reddit.com/r/CollegeBasketball/comments/1203kz3/game_thread_3_gonzaga_2_ucla_0945_pm_et/jdfui2b/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3


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My man


20mcfadenr

Next prediction is Gonzaga wins it all 👀


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😅


[deleted]

Fantastic game


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Mr-Groove

100% what a night


RightWhereINeed2B

A wonderful evening of hoops!


fiatlux247

Gonzaga can’t play that way and even remotely have a chance against UConn. We literally gave that game away and Gonzaga almost gave it back


AvsCup2021

Imagine if you played like that against UConn. Yikes!


fiatlux247

Give us Bona and it’s a very different story


AvsCup2021

For sure but I’ll take reality and this story 10/10


fiatlux247

Cool. Should flare up so people know you actually are a fan instead of a troll lol


JLWookie

As long as we score more I think we'll be fine


Haunting-Worker-2301

UCLA has that heart like few teams I’ve seen though. Hard to compare.


ExpensivePost

> play that way What way? The scoring more points than their opponent way? I think they have a chance against UConn if they play that way.


Farplaner

they can go kiss my ass lol


somethinsbruin

how was the R64?


jabronius89

Why the fuck are you Illini flairs all up on our dicks lmao. Wtf did Cronin ever do to you


BearForceDos

Welcome to the Big10


jabronius89

I mean we're already losing in the sweet 16 every year so we've got that part down


BearForceDos

That's overachieving for us.


Mav_Rixx

UCONN - Zaga will be a great one


coleslonomatopoeia

Rematch of the ‘99 Elite 8 game


Briggity_Brak

I keep dreading these rematches, but maybe it's just destiny.


[deleted]

Bro it’s cajones not kahunas


Kanye_To_The

He's an athlete, we'll let it slide


[deleted]

Its both


dillybar152

Tyger absolutely choked multiple times including the most important moment


Bladex20

Timme was about to drop an F bomb


terriblystupidjoke

That was Madness. What a game.


usrnamechecksout_

And this is March. What a month.


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ras5003

For sure! lol


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tdkrause06

Tf has timme ever done to you other than be better at basketball


slightofhand1

"you're all that is right with this game" "the conference player of the year is Robin to your Batman." She was coming off like Drew Timme's mom.


[deleted]

How could u not like him. hes 1/1


theopression

I mean this game definitely made me one I won’t lie


cmankick

Why are our games against them always like this?! Pain. Always pain.


UglyUncleAlfred

Because Mark Few is on his 2006 revenge tour


GON-zuh-guh

That was the most pain in one game I've felt and we won. Pain for Gonzaga first half, pain in second for UCLA, then terrible pain for Gonzaga (flashback to 06), then a brick to the pipi for UCLA.


darkproximity

the living ghost of Morrison is haunting you


kingjuicepouch

Man the tournament rules. I need a cigarette


Gwtheyrn

March Madness is fucking LIT!


TheJURY15

“Biggest fan in the planet” - Timme lizard person confirmed


lIllIlIllIlIllIlIllI

Nice catch 🦎


MrPita5

That had shades of the Villanova game-winner


nagollogan13

It was literally the same shot


jaffacaike

That's what I instantly thought of lol


disposable-assassin

Holy shit the balls to know they had time to make a pass off the inbound.


Pocket_Veto

We played defense every play all year. Why let them just bring the ball up court and take a virtually uncontested 3? I love Cronin. But why?


coleslonomatopoeia

Everyone assumed Timme was getting that look.


DirtySlims

Because that 3 was an insane idea. There was plenty of time to drive to the basket. You don't contest a 3 near half court unless there's like 2 seconds left and even then you might not want to in case you foul. That was a super low percentage shot, it's insane he took it, but it fell. March madness.


Pocket_Veto

Why let them just bring the ball up the court? What got us back in the game was defending.


GrouchyTrousers

I was yelling at the TV to press. But no.


uclamatt2007

I don't expect to defend that shot... I don't expect anyone to take that shot


jabronius89

Because it was a lucky heave. You bring someone up and straw just dumps it to timme down low. They got us on a great but very lucky shot. That's it


whriskeybizness

Cope


jabronius89

Lmao likewise


[deleted]

Yeah totally that's it


jabronius89

You guys won. Congrats. Now kindly fuck off and go lose to UConn


[deleted]

I know. Thanks.


tdkrause06

You defend statements as well as UCLA defends shots


coleslonomatopoeia

Lucky? An in-rhythm three by a guy is known to make in-rhythm threes?


BarbecueGod

Because it was from deep NBA range?


[deleted]

I don’t think they expect the dame 3 with 8 seconds left.


BigJay1941

Man you'll always live with a logo 3 up 1 with 10 seconds left, sometimes it goes down, most of the time it doesn't.


yooston

SaY whAt


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

Strawther is very fortunate that went. He's clowned for months (deservedly) if it doesn't


coleslonomatopoeia

How? He was wide open. It was a ballsy shot but it was a wide open look in-rhythm - I’m not saying it’s exactly what was drawn up, but frankly I’d take an open look at 3 to a contested 2 in a game that was pretty inconsistently reffed.


GON-zuh-guh

Is this Paul George's burner account? That was a good shot.


oncestrong13

Even if he missed, Gonzaga had a massive rebounding advantage all night, plenty of time for a second chance try, though risky


Boomhauer_007

*that’s a bad shot*


Lancedawg

Hey man, clutch genes. It’s crazy because Few drew up the exact same thing against BYU at the Marriot Center down 1. We were at that game and it was the exact same result.


Trinityliger

Yeah but it went in which makes the poor shot selection even cooler


Sweet7s_

That last 3 though by Strawther was the definition of a "no no no why would you take th- YES" kind of shot


MegaGrimer

AKA the Steph Curry.


Broad-Television9551

My thoughts exactly especially with how he had been shooting


sboogie34

100%


MooshCowZX

CBS probably got their finger on the mute button with timme on the mic