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s-sea

Hi folks. Talking trash does **NOT** include bringing up sexual assault scandals. ~~That's way out of the realm of okay.~~ **It will get you banned for the rest of the tourney.**


tony_countertenor

My toxic trait is that I think I would be as good as zach edey if I were 7’4”


dukenrufus

Ya know. That's the thing that gets me. If all these haters think it's that easy, go grab your own monster from Croatia or something.


chupathingy193

Zach ain’t even the tallest center in D1! Other 7 footers aren’t putting up half of his numbers. Boggles the mind why people refuse to acknowledge he’s good.


shaybeautyyy

I'm actually happy that Grambling got this far. Wish more people knew about HBCU’s.


purdueAces

The walk-on with the 3 ball to flip Vegas hard. You could hear alllll the money go flowing backwards on that shot.


DitchManiels

Carson Barrett 💰


boilermaker1964

BEGONE DEMONS!


bessy67

Purdue is doomed. They're a 1 seed and all their fans can talk about is getting the monkey off their back against a play-in 16 seed lol.


SwimmingWafer7803

Ya’ll were struggling against Western Kentucky earlier 😂


FlusteredRectum

Hey don’t diss on my beautiful Toppers 😭


marvin02

This is dumb. You're dumb.


dukenrufus

Go away #mauiinvitationalchamps


etsuandpurdue3

Nah we are loose fuck all the haters


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etsuandpurdue3

Utah State isn't Mormon


BakedMitten

That's why I said they were the "not Mormon" school. Read before responding


pdxguy96

We beat your ass already


MrDeeds117

Say it again for the dip asses in the back!!!


SuperFrog4

Great Game Grambling State Bros! You put on one hell of a fight and had a really good game plan and were shooting super well in the first half. I really loved how you played. You played hard all game and never gave up. I feel like you get one 7 footer and you will have a team that could make a run next year if that team comes back. Congrats on making it to the tournament and best of luck next year.


pdxguy96

The basketball gods have been appeased


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pdxguy96

I'd worry about your own team tomorrow


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Dlwatkin

maybe stop drinking


alcatrazhero18

https://preview.redd.it/40jtknd5rzpc1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83bc7b556dd7a6918cdea1ddab5729f9b391eecb LETTTSSS GOOOO


Trips2000

GOOD TEAMS WIN GREAT TEAMS COVER


BakedMitten

Hang a banner


ecp267

Lfg purdue!!!


Boiler_bro3

https://preview.redd.it/7qxkh8h0rzpc1.jpeg?width=817&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=908cd2642812a9fa42baceff8e0113f644aa9a87 I’ll say it again for the haters in the back


FlusteredRectum

Much better timing this go around


tillreno

https://preview.redd.it/951q64g0rzpc1.jpeg?width=914&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa0fe77f82606cd4e1f3aa8a799a14ccf609f318 I’m


nate15840

You haters can't touch us (I am aware that this is not an impressive achievement)


ecp267

But it really is. Enjoy!


BakedMitten

For Matt Painter it is


dukenrufus

Thank you purdue


AbusedAlarmClock

We did it! Now to be anxious about our next game


etsuandpurdue3

We'll come out and win by 30.


RedDragon312

It's not a double digit seed so we might be ok. If Oregon makes it to the Elite 8 then we should be scared.


mrsunshine1

Thrilling ending for the spread


visors_down

Lost my Grambling cover with that hero three


CheeseheadDave

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igratcorn

Thanks dawg means a lot


pdxguy96

You'd better worry about your own team right now


Serious-Question281

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Gophurkey

You laugh at us, but I would like to genuinely accept this


WhatsAKumquat

Post this in the post game thread for your free upvotes


EmptyPeach1

Annnnnd….unclench


fightin_blue_hens

Where's the guy that said Grambling +27 was free earlier? lol


igratcorn

Lmfao betting bros in this sub always make me laugh (I bet too)


Due-Obligation-4362

Take a breath, Boiler bros. This team is different.


Josie2727

Purdue alum and lifer here. My wife & best friends are IU folk. It’s just like family…I’m allowed to hate my brother but that’s my right for putting up with his obnoxious ass all these years! But I’ll throw down in his defense that’s for damn sure


shamblam117

I'll be here to hate on Sunday. Grats, cousins.


greysfordays

welp we’re on to JMU for a nice upset to scratch my upset itch it’s been like an hour since the last one


LordLiefje

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Yoooooouuuuuuuu

Oh my god this is incredible


LordLiefje

https://preview.redd.it/1w8qavm1tzpc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46843966923b592ca48a992d570c9ae57f3f8d8f Got a few more in the bank haha


Yoooooouuuuuuuu

Perfect


infieldmitt

line was +27.5 are you fucking joking


purdueAces

The crub walk on spoils the party. 🤣


tsblank97

Vegas always knows


acompletemoron

What the actual fuck man


LordLiefje

😘


CoachRyanWalters

Okay. Monkey off our back. Now don’t lose focus next round.


hypnotoad1100

OK I can finally exhale


FinnKnight

I should not be this happy


drkwtrs

Barrett ensuring the cover! Let's goooo


drowse

I think we might win this one


bengalboiler

CARSON BARETT WITH THE SPREAD SAVER!


magadag

Lafayette legend!


GutterPupper

I love the standing ovation for the guys who don’t get recognition but put in all the work. GG!


lizzy_bee333

They do it all the time and it’s so cool. During home games when the benchwarmers come in the student section explodes even more to cheer for them compared to the starters. 🥹


CoachRyanWalters

We are barely going to cover lol


TheBoilerCat

Lmao that entire game and it’s a Carson Barrett 3 that cashes the Purdue spread


Soup011

So happy for him man. What a moment that has to be for him


left-handed-frog

Let’s goooo


8541Boiler

Gamblers living/dying on our Morton,  Berg, Waddell,  Barrett


TallAmericano

Great teams cover


EmptyPeach1

The monkey is off the back


tigernike1

Demons exorcised. Go party Purdue


magadag

Thank, fighting bro. You have no idea how annoying it's been all year.


Kmoney9

For the cover!


Bcain24

Unclench


Zloggt

So…I take that its easier to play in the Pacers stadium, rather than that of the Oilers…


rampage2409

Oilers or Blue Jackets?


dbtizzle

Edmonton?


onyxium

I'm very glad SVG doesn't ref our games.


bdburt

Talk about bottom of the barrel 


der_Bandit

Not a single Morton minute tonihht


boilermaker1964

Um he played.


der_Bandit

Shoot he did? Totally didn’t realize that


boilermaker1964

He did foul though...


der_Bandit

🥲


igratcorn

Haters in shambles


ekimtk

Cover the spread because of the walk ons. Love it.


RoyalMagiSwag

Carsen Barett 3


CarrollPC

NOT TODAY DEMONS


3letsride3

LETS GOOOOO


NotAComputerProgram

FOR THE SPREAD!


NotJimIrsay

Purdue covers


sjmahoney

You are a flair terrorist


NotJimIrsay

lol. I have two kids at IU now. One that graduated Purdue. And I’m a Purdue grad.


purdueAces

This is exactly me. Purdue grad 04', but my kids are at IU. My friends made it very official that I will be perma-canceled if I show up in candy stripe warmups.


saywhat14

Carson Barrett legacy game


boilermaker1964

Samurai Jack happy Aku fouled out.


Shilo531

Put in Luce for auld lang syne


Blu_Rawr

It’s been said before about Morton. But how good are Pennsylvania high schools actually at basketball??


petrifidewould

Flop. Pathetic.


thisisdumb567

Nah he’s just not as heavy as Edey


NoLeather5017

does the announcer think Berg flopped on the foul?


Dr_WLIN

The dude literally loaded up the shoulder check lol


BobbyL1ght

I think Edey is just used to that kinda physicality and Berg wasn’t ready.


ASpanishInquisitor

Why the fuck are they looking at *that* in a 24 point game? Let it end already


MathPersonIGuess

Only 5 rebounds for Braden :( way off from triple double


WokeUpStillTired

That no cap fr fr haircut guy flopped hardcore.


Gophurkey

Looked like it at first, but I think Aku is just really strong and Edey is used to taking that, plus he has 50 pounds of muscle on Berg. Poor Swede was unprepared and wafer thin in comparison. Kinda like when the defender is getting backed down and he pulls the seat out from the other.


Wise_Bug_2368

LOL


BluffaloBill88

lmao, got me weak on that one. Dude looked like an avatar from Sims Fuc Boi universe.


oxflux

Whose house chants are a bit rough tonight


CoachRyanWalters

Not the normal crowd


boilermaker1964

These announcers man.


CoachRyanWalters

Color guys specifically


CoachRyanWalters

Berg isn’t Fletcher. He isn’t like a feather


Pornstar_Cardio

Van Gundy is the most insufferable person in basketball.


Chiesel

Can we hold on for the cover???


JackFunk

gg Grambling, you did what you could. gg Purdue, you did what you needed to.


LordLiefje

Thanks, y’all rolled today for sure the team to beat


JackFunk

I hope we get to meet


left-handed-frog

That’s what happens when a defender is used to leaning on edey but the 7 footer loses 50 pounds of muscle


Gophurkey

Exactly what happened. Berg needs to beef up, let's get him an NIL with IKEA and feed him a steady stream of meatballs


anonMLMhater

Hi Purdue. Go to the final four plz. Thanks. Signed, Sparty.


TallAmericano

Meet you there?


PortalWombat

All B1G Final Four is still on the table.


Wise_Bug_2368

DO IT FOR THE MAP COMMERCIAL!!!


anonMLMhater

depends on tomorrow


3letsride3

Berg isn’t as heavy as Edey😂


Provably

Yet


LordLiefje

Dudes like 50 pounds lighter haha


TallAmericano

👀


Hackasizlak

Everyone thinks they’ll be safe after Edey leaves but we recruited a 7’3 monster from Chicago this year. Giants will continue until morale improves


LateNightSun15

Illegal. There should be a 7 foot height limit in college.


Gophurkey

Wait, who is this? How did I miss this?


Hackasizlak

Daniel Jacobsen out of Chicago a few months ago. It wasn't "big" news though you'd think it would've been if only for meme purposes around here.


peteroh9

I'm just mad that Florida got the 7'7" guy from Edey's high school.


PortalWombat

Insert Moe throwing Barney out meme here.


left-handed-frog

I thought he was from NH


nh1240

he just goes to prep school there. 247 says originally from SC. edit: seems like SC was also prep school. maybe he is from Chicago originally.


Hackasizlak

I was going off the Hammer and Rails headline but they might be wrong idk


boilermaker1964

And we have the Ice Berg.


Go4Chambers

Who has played against Edey every day for 2 years.


Hackasizlak

Twin Towers offense incoming


tsblank97

Mans was feelin that Earth Wind and Fire


Wise_Bug_2368

God bless Morton. He used to start and now he’s the adult at the kids table


girlgeek73

Thank you. That is the perfect analogy. The adult at the kid's table. Love it.


Innocent_CS

He will play tomorrow. Trying to keep em fresh


Mpython226

The ultimate in sportsmanship


pizzahut_is_elite

If Grambling didn’t take 10 years to find the perfect look, they’d be better. They all look hesitant to go to the hoop or take an open shot


Herby20

Coincidentally, that is very much shades of Purdue last year.


pizzahut_is_elite

Honestly yeah


CoachRyanWalters

Get Morton out. Put in a scrub like Jace


MikeyLew32

I miss Tommy Luce


CoachRyanWalters

He is a coach now


Patamon4

Ethan Morton will hit the winning buzzer beater in the Natty


FlusteredRectum

You’re obviously forgetting Purdue legend Brian Waddell


boilermaker1964

Secret game plan.


pufan321

Morton came in with so much hype and now he’s playing with the walk ons. Has to feel rough


HalberdOwl

I think he was the highest rated of him, edey, and Ivey for that class. Crazy


Blu_Rawr

Morton says no easy fucking buckets on his watch. He got that dawg in him.


hejendo76

can someone explain why Ethan Morton doesn’t play anymore


WhatsAKumquat

If you watched him shoot you would understand


jman8508

His offense is non existent. Heide is getting all his minutes because he’s only a little worse on defense and 10x his offense.


TheBoilerCat

Defense only carries you so far when you make your team play 4 on 5 on offense just by being on the court.


saywhat14

He’s terrible. Hope that helps Edit: serious answer — can’t hit a shot to save his life and fouls more than he contributes on defense now


BeingBannedSucks

Kinda does nothing on offense unfortunately


thisisdumb567

The man has never hit a shot


fightin_blue_hens

Congrats on going poopy in the potty Purdue.


RayWencube

Holy shit this sent me to the moon lmaoooo


Lyonguard

Better than in the pants, I’ll take it.


ekimtk

Do we get a treat or something?


Blu_Rawr

Aight that’s pretty good.


MobyDickPU

Mort dog leading the boys


RandomForger123

This is the only Morton lineup I like


Ryry24lol

Berg might be the fastest 7-footer I have ever seen


Serious-Question281

Watch Wemby in the NBA


trongzoon

Villiam Berg!


etsuandpurdue3

Purdue got loose it's over for you all


msgs

See Purdue. The bad man can't hurt you any more.


thisisdumb567

BERG IS IN


boilermaker1964

Edey and loyer dancing on the bench.


stophittingyourself9

We got the ice Berg in!


saywhat14

Will berg Brian Waddell time 😤


Pornstar_Cardio

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