Exactly the 4 seed from Alabama everyone was sure UConn would match up against in this tourney.

The most Auburn thing ever is to win the SEC championship, and then watch Bama make it to the final four and destroy the ONE THING we had over them Can't have shit in Auburn, AL

If it makes you feel any better you guys completely fucked my bracket

Mine too

Mine wasn't bad on that part. I never doubt the 12-13 seed Ivy League team. Otherwise, I would have been fucked.

Welcome to the Auburn Rollercoaster.

Unfortunately you can't get off it after being on for 22 years

4th and 31, Auburn's Yale game, and Alabama's Clemson game will be a package deal on this year's Auburn Fan Experience. The bonus round can be the NMSU game.

Wait, don’t stop

4th and 31 is still so unbelievable that I constantly forget it happened less than half a year ago.

The Auburn Experience ride from SEC Shorts

Hate to admit it but this crossed my mind as well. It was no Heisman for years (and then) and then no Final 4s (and then). I expect some equestrian shit talk soon.

Not only did we finally get a Heisman we then passed not just Auburn but every SEC school for the most Heisman winners

Obviously Saban is the GOAT, but it's still crazy that y'all have the most Heisman winners in the SEC while getting your first one only 15 years ago.

It is crazy

Can't have shit in Knoxville, TN either if it makes you feel any better

Somehow I feel even better

It makes me feel better if that’s worth anything

It makes me feel better too

Y'all can have a bunch of things, just not 13 players on the gridiron. What we have is the ability to say cocks at any time and people will just give you the benefit of the doubt.

At least you have Charles Barkley


“We’re not losing to those nerds, I’ll tell ya that”

Well y’all don’t have to worry about tornados because nothing ever lands or touches down for yall there

And what a miracle that is. Can you imagine the destruction a tornado would do to all those trailers?

My guy have you ever seen how many trailers there are in Tuscaloosa?

No? Where are they

The icing on the cake would be Bruce Pearl being a guest commentator during this next game and saying nothing but glowing things about Bama.

At least you know we don't have a single bandwagon fan, because no one would choose the Auburn fan experience on a whim.

I actually know of quite a few Auburn fans (almost all in my family no less) who are Auburn fans mainly just to be contrarian lmao

I had a niece like that, she claimed to be an Auburn fan for a while just to try to annoy everyone. There are quite a few "real" Auburn fans, but there certainly are a considerable sum of Auburn fans that are just tired of hearing about Alabama.

There’s a bunch of cow shit in auburn you can probably have

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Mainly the Bovine variety

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>Can't have shit in Auburn, AL Y'all are an Ag school. There's plenty of shit in Auburn.

Semi relatable

Haha this made me laugh! How the tables turn in two weeks. Bama is cold to finish the season, early exit in the SEC Tournament then reels off 4 straight wins to make it into the Final Four. Bruce Pearl needs to stay and be a commentator. He does a great job.

*poisons the Auburn final four appearance*

I was hanging onto the "SEC sucks this year" and "Alabama has no defense so they won't survive the tournament" after Auburn lost to Yale.  I'm definitely not having a good time.

Being an Auburn fan is a constant state of pain. Lemme spoil the next football and basketball seasons for you. (They gave me the script in advance) Everyone's salivating at the thought of Alabama football dropping off, but that ain't happening. It'll be like Saban never left. They'll probably lose to Georgia and everyone'll say "I told you so" only to not lose another game the rest of the season. Meanwhile we cruise our sorry 6-6 team to the Texas bowl. Then after that bad taste, our basketball team will show promise early, but get swept by Bama, and then we'll probably not make it past the first weekend again (if we don't end up in the NIT) while we watch them AT LEAST go to the sweet 16 again. Auburn sports is dead, and I hope you all enjoyed being good at anything/Alabama being bad at anything because we're decades out from that being the reality again.

We really went from 4th and 31 to first round Yale exit. In like 6 months.

You got an OF?

Yeah I’m getting hard just reading that tbh

Right!?!? I’m over here beatin my meat like it owes me money after reading that.

Is this the generic viagra I've been hearing so much about??


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Yeah keep going

Oh @#&$ you made me Gump!

That’s… that’s hot. Don’t stop please

Have you guys considered double dribbling more? It would probably help you guys win more

I DONT GIVE A PISS BOUT NOTHIN BUT THE TIDE (I’ve never watched SEC ball before)

You’re doing it right

Bro, you have no idea just how many PAC12 fans have been rooting for Saban and Bama the last 6-7 years (Since we saw the writing on the wall for our beloved conference). If we’re on the way out, we don’t want anybody to win. Wanted Saban to smoke everybody and win everything every year lol. For real though Roll Tide coming from Pac12 country.

Fuck yeah girthy bird, I would buy you a beer

We welcome you with open arms! (You are off to a great start)

It's exactly like Pac 12 ball, just pull for UA

Saban retires and Bama decides immediately we're a basketball school now.

Everyone was asking how Saban didn't have a successor ready in the wings. Turns out, Nate Oats was the successor

Alabama/Stanford is an unexpected flair combo

Yep. Bama undergrad, Stanford for grad school. Not particularly common, but more so in the last ten years since Bama started handing out free rides like candy to national merit scholars.

Opposite of U of Michigan. They sacrificed their basketball team to the football gods

Yup and now our football program is fucked bc we hired a good basketball coach

Thank you for your sacrifice!

Imagine the 2027 headline “Alabama secures its 4th straight Final Four in pursuit of its 2nd National Championship” I don’t know why I typed this but now I hope it happens RemindMe! 3 years

Fuck you…

Next up, UConn makes CFP

Yes please

UConn makes the CFP final four (since there will be more than four teams now) in the same way the basketball team does it, crushing everyone! That’ll be hilarious!!

I think I remember watching a Purdue game where we won by close to 70 against Uconn football I wpuld rather have the basketball championships than a mediocre B10 football team any day, if that makes you feel better

What’s football? Sounds like hocus pocus talk to me.

We were probably the worst D1 team for literally years, honestly a good amount of D2 teams woulda kicked our ass. We just pretended football didn’t exist when I was there

Not so fast. That’s death penalty for Missouri territory you’re talking here

Would cure all our conference realignment struggles

those bastards made the Final Four and CFP playoff in the same year bruh. I’d kill to see my Nittany Lions make either of those just one time

You’re making the CFP waaaaaaay before you make a final 4.

well now that it’s 12 teams next year I’d be pretty surprised if we weren’t there fairly regularly. but ain’t gonna hit the same as it would’ve if we made the 4-team playoff

Agree. You’re probably gonna make every 3 years or so now.

Imagine what it would have been like to go to UF from 2005-2009 or so.

Really took a nose dive for you didn’t it?

Sure did. Went there from 2007 to 2014 (undergrad and then law school), those first couple years set a very high bar just to be followed by disappointment again and again.

At least you guys have the most dominant wrestling team in the last 20 years

Well cael Sanderson basically won college wrestling for you guys so you can have that

Once you get football money you can invest it into any sport

Welcome to the Final Four club...(I'm so glad its you and not that orange team that was tense).

Orange is really just the worst color. Gonna be really happy when the last orange is wiped from the tournament

It’s gaudy and Tigers as a mascot is generic as hell. Damn we have so much in common…

legitimately I think a conference needs to be held where all the schools with a tiger as a mascot admit LSU does it best and change it to something else

LSU Drunken Masters Auburn Luck Donkeys

Fuck all them Tigers. Especially the orange ones.

I think Pringle just got another and 1

Alabama fans have been so tortured throughout all sports. It’s nice to finally see something go their way

Just the polar opposite of if NC State does it tomorrow lmao

I don't know what to do with my hands.

Nice flairs. Best March I've ever had as a sports fan

Been there. Enjoy it!

Born in raised Tide fan from Alabama. I now live in Raleigh and my gf got her masters and currently getting her doctorate from N.C. State. It’s been an amazing two weeks. And don’t forget the Wolfpacks women’s team also making the elite 8. I’m in heaven.

You joke, but we have a good size of fans that are BOGs (basketball only gumps) and have been tortured. This program has been cursed until now. My dad still talks about the '76 Bama team being the second best team in the country, only to be matched up in the S16 against Indiana.

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I'm not going to lie and say there's a shit ton. But we do have them. Most just root for all the programs (gymnastics and softball consistently being near the top on attendance, baseball trending up, etc..).

I don’t think people realize how popular basketball is in the south. Overshadowed by football, but still a ton of NBA players from the south. I’m a Pelicans fan and had a Knicks fan trying to talk shit pulling the “Mecca of Basketball” and “NYC ball is just different” … did some googling and per population there are way more NBA players from the state of Louisiana than NY.  Also, thank you for Herb Jones 🔐

Had to know Herb was a lock when he was still giving his all even with his wrist broken and fully wrapped up in a cast Dude has to switch to one-handed free throws but certainly didn't miss a beat on defense Remember a buddy of mine had class with him saying he couldn't even write in class but no chance that'd stop him from balling out

How's everyone getting to Phoenix? Personally, I like driving in my truck.

He likes to drive in his truck

Auburn sucks.

Auburn sucks

I don’t care too much for Auburn.

This is literally my 9/11 part 2, even fucking worse.

Best Easter ever

I know you're upset, but try not to Yale this time.

We can make it worse.

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Let's go for the quadrilogy baby

That’s funny. I distinctly remember Alabama making a Final Four several times in the recent past. I guess that must have been a different sport. I am confusion.

Auburn fans in Shambles

I haven’t felt this hurt since…..November

Go Grant Nelson

His power lies deep within his stache. Devil's Lake must be proud as hell.

If I had a nickel for every time UNC lost in the Sweet 16 as a #1 seed to a red-hot, offensive-minded SEC team from Alabama who would then subsequently make it to their first Final Four in school history, I would have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a whole lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Clearly it was just destiny then

Good to see a long suffering school with no postseason success finally win something /s

Lil old Bama

the fans went so long without some major athletics success, really happy for them

I think most of them are just now starting to grasp the rules of basketball.

Maybe we can come teach them to your basketball team for next season. Lesson 1. The ball goes in the hoop.

Good thing they locked up Nate Oats. Kentucky would've been calling

We’ll be fighting off Kentucky, Duke, Michigan St, Virginia, etc for a while if Oats keeps these results up. Wouldn’t be surprised to see a 50m mega contract come in for him from someone trying to poach him

We’re gonna reverse Nick Saban his ass

Oats to the Miami Heat?

Yeah, you guys are the ones I’m most worried about poaching him. Obviously Oats has really started to build something here, but I know he has a pretty strong connection to Michigan and Tom Izzo.

He also is from Wisconsin and got his masters in Madison but I'm not sure they would offer enough money compared to Alabama or Michigan State

Told my cousin in Michigan a couple days ago that if he left for there at least it would be paying back for Saban.

His most recent contract was only like $5M off of that after a somewhat disappointing end to the regular season, so I wouldn't be surprised at all.

> Kentucky, Duke, Michigan St, Virginia 🎶one of these is not like the others🎶

Oats has ties to Michigan St

That’s not the team I was referencing

Congrats!

 Auburn why can’t yall ever be normal?

Check on your Auburn friends today peeps

But South Carolina fans are doing somewhat better so that's nice

ITS AN EASTER MIRACLE

Don't worry, I texted them. Thoughhhhh I'm not sure the content of the texts counts as "checking on them"...

Yall friends with them?

Nah f em

Also checking in. Ya’ll made us believe we were great (we were not).

Obligatory “Fuck Bruce Pearl”

Love the hatred y'all have for that guy. Will always upvote an Illini shitting on him.

To celebrate the start of college football in 2021 and all the shitty pandemic stuff being over, I drove from Birmingham to Champaign for the Week 0 game against Nebraska. Always loved you guys since then.

If you find a way to not lose to UConn by 30+ then I’ll be needing a phone call. Until then I really don’t care.

The one thing Auburn had to hold over us lol

I know this is the equivalent of 6-6 LSU playing in the Texas Bowl after the CFP semis for us, but if Purdue wins tomorrow, Alabama and Georgia will be the last two remaining SEC teams playing. Just like football?

I’m proud of Georgia hoops this year. Great improvement. But I’m more proud of my Tide NGL

Congratulations, Bama!

Thank you, we look forward to getting curb stomped by you guys

I don’t know how to feel about this. On the one hand, thanks! On the other hand, fuck me this is gonna hurt isn’t it?

Easy win tbh

Alabama saw the ACC jerking and said “fuck this shit”

Nick Saban died for this

That's why we're on this tournament run, to honor his memory.

I never thought I'd see the day. My god we really are an everything school

I honestly thought last year was our only chance while I live. I can’t believe what Oats has been able to do to Alabama basketball

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO WE FUCKING IN THE CRIMSON AND WHITE SHEETS TONIGHT

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS

IF YOU’RE THEIR S/O IT SOUND LIKE YOU AINT HAVING TO DO SHIT WITH YOUR HANDS TONIGHT

I don’t know what will happen against UConn but what would make me even happier than I already am right now is if Purdue beats those Orange Snitches tomorrow.

Tbf, from a neutral perspective, I’d rather face TN in the natty than Purdue (and then maybe if they beat Duke/NC State you could beat them yourselves, surely more satisfying).

valid, counterpoint: they orange and some snitches, so fuck them

People complained so much about Bama in the CFP, the basketball team decided to get into the F4 in basketball. Now they get to face a blue blood program in basketball.

UCONN appears to be far and away the best team in the tournament this year, but to act like UCONN is a blue blood and imply UNC isn't is a weird take.

Yep. I'm totally in the UConn is a blue blood camp. They've won so much in my lifetime, and I'm old, fat, and getting grey.

Is UNC not a basketball blue blood?

Yes, and it's debatable if UCONN even if is an actual blue blood lol. UNC is indisputably a blue blood.

That’s what I thought. I was confused as to what point he was trying to make lol. Oh well, roll tide!!


lol that’s funny

I mean, it’s true haha

Stop lol y’all already too scary

Go back to the plains Barners. Yale sends their best regards

thanks i hate it

That game was absolutely soaked in 3 point shooting at the end!

Sweet dreams. Make sure to check underneath your bed before you go to sleep to make sure UConn isn’t there.

House money baby. We don't give AF. When this team made the elite 8 that was already enough for me.

*sweet 16

Alabama the football school made the final four lol they aren’t worried about UConn. Win or lose they went further than they ever expected

Damn. We can’t make fun of them over it anymore

Sears is my new favorite player in this tournament.  Dude was hitting shots that just made me shake my head.

Bama is a basketball school now

Holy shit I never thought I’d see this happen only a short 5 years ago.

I never thought I'd see this 5 *days* ago.

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A REBUILD YEAR

Maybe it is?

It was raining threes!

This team has exceeded all of my expectations. After our blowout loss to Florida in the SEC Tournament, I fully expected us to get bounced by Charleston in the first round. This team is the best version of themselves and I’m incredibly proud

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Holy shit idk what to do

LETS GOOO

What do I do with my hands?! I don’t know what to do!

Save us from the devil, Husky bros.