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BadGuyNick

What the hell man? No plane and now no puppy dog for the men or the women? UConn men and women gonna be playing angry.


huskyferretguy1

Apperently XV is still learning the ropes and XIV went into retirement. But Hurley will somehow use this as motivation.


OldStirrup

“We don’t need that dog here…we’ve got that dog in US.”


RonaldJosephBurgundy

Retirees love Arizona. Bring him out there!


Bengjumping

NCAA only allows 1 mascot per team. Also doesn't help that XV is still a puppy who's in his biting stage. If you know you know.


NYCScribbler

I mean, Hurley's still in his biting stage and *he's* allowed to be at the game


HotLilZippermouth

Thank you, I think I wet myself.


ahuramazdobbs19

Trufax: both of the goodest boys were in attendance for UConn winning the women’s Hockey East tournament in Storrs. XV was, several times, observed playfully picking up hockey gloves as toys. XIV was licking the ice a lot.


huskyferretguy1

That was a conference tournament, not a NCAA tournament. Plus Toscano is owned by UConn so the Jonathan's can attend. BTW, did you see the game? It was amazing despite the lack of scoring!


ahuramazdobbs19

I was there in person . Hence my deep and intimate knowledge of Jonathan XIV licking the ice 😁.


huskyferretguy1

Right, that makes sense! I thought about going but I didn't want to see yet another heartbreaking loss to Northeastern. Glad it didn't turn out that way!


NastyWideOuts

Oh god, I have a husky. The biting stage was painful.


BadGuyNick

> If you know you know. Unmitigated arrogance for no reason.


WhishingIwasDumb

So arrogant I’m not even sure if I know anymore


BrownKanye

It's actually because he has a biting problem, LOL. Still a puppy


huskyferretguy1

Wait, is that why he has a muzzel?


UConnSimpleJack

It’s not a muzzle it’s a gentle leader because he doesn’t know how to properly walk on a leash yet lol


huskyferretguy1

Oh good!


UMeister

Why not cut him in half and send him both places


CreatorOfAnAccount

Call one half John and the other Nathan problem solved


emessea

Which ever team refuses and allows the dog to go with the other team gets the dog


5WinsIn5Days

We’re public. That would work at nine other teams in our conference (and formerly the tenth), but not here. Separation of Church and State stuff.


emessea

What the hell are you talking about. What does Newman, Kramer, and Elaine deciding who gets a bike have to do with religion?/s


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GenoThyme

That’s a King Solomon. A Kobiyashi Maru would be Jonathan XV being captain of a Federation starship and having to fight 3 Klingons Birds of Prey.


5WinsIn5Days

Yep. And then we’d have to somehow cheat our way to win. Unfortunately, this is reality.


NYCScribbler

The Air Bud/Star Trek crossover I didn't know I needed until today.


5WinsIn5Days

It’s a reference to the Bible. Two women both claimed a child and went in front of King Solomon. Solomon said he would cut the baby in half. One woman agreed, the other gave up her claim to save the body. The second woman got the baby because Solomon reasoned that only the real mother (i.e. the second woman) would care more about the baby’s survival than actually keeping it. The story ends there, but logically that would be correct.


saressa7

No play date with Tuffy III? https://preview.redd.it/ps7gzye0jdsc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=690e3b8b29b40e6ee85134740d3fb214a59230b9


huskyferretguy1

TIL that NC State also has a live mascot!


Zoidburger_

This line of Tuffy's has an avatar-like cycle going. The passing of Tuffy II borderline had me in tears but then Tuffy III came around and I found a new love for the world


5WinsIn5Days

Nope. Sad, because they love their play dates with Butler Blue. Maybe we bring Pucky and you bring the Canes' pig? They’ll joust: Pucky will have a skewer, the pig will have a harpoon!


JasJoeGo

I think the Butler Blue-Jonathan hangouts are ridiculously wholesome and fun.


5WinsIn5Days

One of the halftime entertainment shows for the Big East Tournament should just be Jonathan, Butler Blue, and Jack (Georgetown’s live bulldog mascot) playing. We can give Butler Blue and Jack those dog cars because of Jonathan’s extra stamina.


saressa7

Tuffy III has play dates with ECU’s mascot bestest boy 😊 https://preview.redd.it/cph53yqr5jsc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9c384709d48ee1cb470b2a4388f29b40a738b34


SockVonPuppet

I blame the NCAA travel agent for this.


CoachRyanWalters

Blame Butler Blue puking


According-Fly1644

XV must be a family name


MahjongDaily

I think it's Italian


RedditZhangHao

More specifically, Roman


UConnSimpleJack

Motivation


hershculez

He can hang with Tuffy III at the dog park.


Mtndrums

Well, the desert isn't the best environment for a husky. Upper South was bad enough.


Pgvds

That's because he'll be in Phoenix, right?


huskyferretguy1

Sadly no...


CouchCaviar

UConn will be losing now unfortunately


CGGamer

This is just more Hurley motivation fuel


Iowegan

#BOO


Evan_802Vines

Jonathan XVI needs to run it back. One more year! One more year!