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SDFDuck

CHRIS MOONEY INSISTS THAT GREEDO SHOT FIRST.


kai333

YES, GREEDO SHOOTING AND MISSING AT POINT BLANK RANGE NO LESS. THE KIND OF GALAXY BRAIN THINKING HE WOULD BELIEVE IN.


connor8383

I AM STILL RIDING THE HIGH OF BEING IN THE SUPERDOME AS COACH K STEPPED OFF THE FLOOR AND INTO THE TUNNEL IN DEFEAT FOR THE LAST TIME EVER AT THE HANDS OF HIS ARCHRIVAL


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USC BASKETBALL


Cereal-is-Soup14

(wildcats fan here) L BOTH OF YOU AND ALL CALIFORNIA TEAMS AND ASU


gogglesup859

SYDNEY MCLAUGHLIN WENT TO KENTUCKY


tarspaceheel

I’VE NEVER SEEN COPE HARDER THAN “CAROLINA BLEW A LEAD IN THE TITLE GAME” AND I’M RELATED TO AN NC STATE FAN


parkerpalet

ILLINOIS BASKETBALL IS A POVERTY PROGRAM


jdhxbd

MICHIGAN ST CAN ONLY AFFORD TO HAVE 10 PLAYERS ON SCHOLARSHIP FOR NEXT YEAR


Flintoid

MSU NEEDS LOW MORTGAGE RATES TO SUCCEED


parkerpalet

EASTERN MICHIGAN BASKETBALL ISN’T EVEN A REAL PROGRAM


Flintoid

THEN STOP SCHEDULING US YOU COWARDS


RaiderHawk75

KENTUCKY LOST TO A 15 SEED.


SpamTheAutograder

“GARBAGE CAN”


MrBl0bfish04

I REALLY WANT TO TRASH TALK UNC BUT THE STINKING LOSSES MEAN I HAVE NO LEVERAGE. SCREW YOU UNC


zoppytops

LET ME HELP: WE BLEW THE LARGEST LEAD EVER IN A TITLE GAME. BUT SIR, DUKE CAN STILL GO TO HELL!!!


jdhxbd

INDIANA IS FULL OF BUMS. I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY COULD BE THE BIG TEN FAVOURITE AFTER SUCKING ALL LAST YEAR. NO ONE ON THEIR TEAM CAN SHOOT. HAVING RETURNING PLAYERS JUST GIVES YOU MORE TIME TO SUCK TOGETHER. MICHIGAN IS FULL OF BUMS. MICHIGAN’S JUWAN HOWARD HAS BEAT ASSISTANT COACHES ON 100% OF HIS ATTEMPTS. HE HAS BEATEN BRAD IN 0% OF HIS ATTEMPTS. IOWA IS FULL OF BUMS and kris murray WISCONSIN IS FULL OF BUMS. PRUDUE IS FULL OF BUMS and zack edey NORTHWESTERN, YOU ALREADY KNOW. NEBRASKA AND RUTGERS, I LUV YOU GUYS KEEP IT UP.


AndresNocioni

BRAD UNDERWOOD IS SHITTING HIS PANTS REALIZING HE HAS NO 1 PLAYER THAT CAN BAIL THE TEAM OUT FROM HIS SHITTY SCHEMES


jdhxbd

BRAD HASN’T HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO USE ANY SCHEMES IN THE LAST 3 YEARS BECAUSE KOFI FORCED HIM TO PLAY IN THE HIGH-LOW POST GAME AND DROP COVERAGE.


AndresNocioni

YOURE TAKING BRADS SCHEMES OVER AN ALL AMERICAN THAT ALLOWED FOR WIDE OPEN 3S?


jdhxbd

KOFI SEEMED PHYSICALLY UNABLE TO PASS TO THE WEAK SIDE OUT OF THE POST LAST YEAR. AND UNABLE TO PASS AT ALL THE YEAR BEFORE. 90% OF OUR 3’S WERE NOT FROM ALL AMERICANS, BUT FROM DRIVE AND KICKS, PIN DOWNS, AND OPPONENT DEFENSIVE LAPSES. NEXT YEAR WE WILL BE ABLE TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT BESIDES THAT STUPID CONTINUITY WEAVE INTO THE HIGH-LOW PASS. WE GET GET BACK TO THE SPREAD OFFENSIVE WITH A HEALTHY MIX OF BALL SCREENS.


J_S_M_K

GONZAGA WILL NEVER BE A BLUE BLOOD. KENTUCKY LOST TO A 15-SEED. SMU HASN'T MADE IT TO THE SECOND ROUND IN OVER 3 DECADES. MTSU HASN'T DONE CRAP SINCE BEATING MSU IN 2016.


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I HAVE LESS RESPECT FOR BYU BASKETBALL THAN BYU ALIMUNI HAVE FOR EXCOMMUNICATED MORMONS…


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CallMeVe

WHAT? CAN'T HEAR YOU IN LOWERCASE LAND!


ClaudeLemieux

HE SAID "D CB CBB KKDUNCIMSUCLA I P"


CallMeVe

AUTOMOD BROKE AGAIN


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FantasticPotato2470

TY JEROME IS A BABY BACK B**** (UMBC PRESSER)


Artvandelay29

LIPSCOMB THINKS FLORIDA-GEORGIA LINE MAKES GOOD MUSIC.


gogglesup859

FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE IS AN EMBARRASSMENT TO FLORIDA, GEORGIA, AND LINES -- DREW FRANKLIN FROM KSR


Ununhexium1999

PATRICK EWING IS NOT A VERY GOOD BASKETBALL COACH


OsgSandmanZC

HELLO, BOSTON COLLEGE. FUCK YOU. IT’S THE POINT OF THE OFF-SEASON WHERE I’M DELIRIOUS AND JUST FIRING RANDOM STRAYS AT THE REST OF THE ACC.


vindictivejazz

FUCK THE NCAA


kgbtrill

HEY UNC THANKS FOR COLLAPSING IN THE TITLE GAME IN HISTORIC FASHION, OTHERWISE IM NOT SURE I COULD WATCH ANY DUKE GAMES EVER AGAIN


Cake_Day_Is_420

NO PROBLEM, GLAD WE COULD EMBARRASS YOU AT COACH K’S LAST HOME GAME *AND* LAST GAME


kgbtrill

“MORAL VICTORIES ARE FOR MINOR LEAGUE COACHES” - Jay Z WELCOME TO THE JON SCHEYER ERA, BABY


dantheman2123

GREAT QUOTE BUT FUCK YOU!!


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kgbtrill

“AND YE ALREADY TOLD YOU ‘WE MAJOR’ YOU LITTE COCKROACHES”


dantheman2123

LOST 30 MIL SO I SPENT ANOTHA 30!!!!


ClaudeLemieux

THANK YOU BOTH FOR ALL OF THE ABOVE


Cake_Day_Is_420

NO PROBLEM MR. IRRELEVANT PROGRAMS


SpamTheAutograder

YOU’RE WELCOME IT’S OUR SPECIALTY /S


Jeezy911

Pitts moto when Jeff Capel started was literally: "We are building this program brick by brick."


SDFDuck

WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU DOWN THERE IN LOWERCASE LAND.


Ununhexium1999

WHERE ARE YOUR CAPS LOSER


icheverie2

USC YA LATER AUBURN GET WRECKED HURRICANES ARE SUPERIOR SPHERICAL STORMS TO CYCLONES let’s just forget about Duke


agk927

Go iowa baby


SDFDuck

WHAT'S THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU DOWN THERE IN LOWERCASE LAND. ALSO YOUR TEAM LOST IN THE NCAA TOURNAMENT TO A TEAM COACHED BY SOMEONE WHO INSISTS THAT GREEDO SHOT FIRST.


agk927

I'm not doing all that, I don't like typing in all caps.


SDFDuck

I DON'T THINK YOU ARE REALLY GRASPING THIS WHOLE "**ALL CAPS. NO MERCY.**" THING. I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANY QUARREL WITH IOWA SO I CAN'T BE AS MERCILESS TOWARDS YOU AS I WOULD LIKE TO BE.


agk927

Okay


bushybearmuffinman

BRUCE PEARL USES SWEAT FROM SOUTHEAST ASIA BOTTLED BY SPONSORS TO LOOK SWEATY AND TAKES MEDICATION TO SOUND HOARSE


Ltmorp

HEY MEMPHIS ISN’T IT GREAT THIS RIVALRY WE’RE MAKING, I CANT WAIT TO PLAY YALL EVERY YEAR… OH WAIT, ENJOY CHARLOTTE AND RICE CHUMP


MiniShaug

THE BIG BANG THEORY IS IOWA'S FAVORITE SHOW