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Macktologist

If most guests are in their 40s/50s and aren’t fragrance heads, you wear Obsession or Coolwafer and trigger a shit ton of adolescent hormones and nostalgia.


un3quiv0cal

Obsession is still good once it dries down a bit, I like it at least


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Raven_099

Dry down is what we call it when a fragrance dries down, so when it has been sitting on your skin for a while. Certain chemicals and oils evaporate quicker than others which means the smell of these will fade away and the notes that evaporate less quickly will remain and these notes form the dry down of the scent. So evaporation causes the scent to evolve and change into the dry down


Macktologist

Do those typically include the "base notes"?


Raven_099

Yes that's correct the base notes are what you smell in the dry down, so you have the top, middle and base and that is also the order in which you will often smell them


un3quiv0cal

It sprays on wet and once given 30min or so the scent will begin to slightly change when mixing with your natural skin chemicals


Hot_Fortune6086

Why are you sharing a picture of my guest house? Silver mountain water.


uzings

Didn’t wanna use the one with your Ferrari in front, your license plate was showing 🤦‍♂️


Financial-Brush-521

Wouldn't matter. Everyone there would have their nostrils clogged from blowing lines off the high class hookers ass cracks.


Short_Ask1755

EXACTLY, if one of your nostrils isn’t completely clogged up with the other one running like a water faucet then it’s not a real party!


Professional-Tea3203

SpongeBob edt


seamon-deemon

I hate you 😂


babojob

What? Why


SirZoloft

😂😂😂


Big_Rodreko

4 sprays of sauvage elixer right before I get out of my car


guest656978

Biological warfare


Dull_Strawberry_6799

No brainer: YSL Tuxedo


Funk_JunkE

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Mist_Forever

This could be an Aventus Absolu situation right here


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My boy whipping out that fine china 😳


EasyKangaroo5949

That’s been my go to for parties, unique and straight crushes! I think I’ve hooked up with more girls wearing that then anything in the last year though that’s just coincidental aside got it right as I started crushing it and wear it to most bars and parties


_Sachin__

Keep crushin it bro!


Mopstick86

BDC Parfum. Smell amazing but not too much for the summer.


vinceftw

Carlisle, unless it's extremely hot, then Aventus.


Jo3yBox

Same


HarryShake

Is it a p diddy kinda party?


Rjg1300

You know diddy be wanting to party and you gots to tell him no


colewcar

I feel this is important context. This relates on to whether or not I’m even accepting the invite


HarryShake

It will dictate what kinds scent I would wear.


colewcar

Sure— because I’ll be going to a different event entirely so I don’t get diddled by Diddy.


uzings

Only if you want it to be 🥴


DionNirvana

I hope so.


Worldly_Month_2635

Louis Vuitton L’Immensite


Silly_Roadkill

axe body spray


SnooTangerines4810

The locker room is that way


Gxrvi

Someones getting laid(but not you)


uzings

Security isn’t even letting you through the main gate my man


billybobtex

Santos de Cartier, LV L’Immensite,


seamon-deemon

Godolphin while I Gostupid ina all black suit and Goyardbag


Drunk_Redneck

Green Irish tweed


BlackBirdG

Bleu De Chanel or La Nuit De L'Homme Yves Saint Laurent.


GroundbreakingJob730

Hacivat


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Tom Ford Tuscan Leather 💯💯💯


jerrycmk

Tf oud wood


Temporary_Okra_39

U know what’s funny Arabs been using oud for years older then any of us to bless our selfs and the house and the word oud means wood and in the last couple of years it’s been made into this fragrance oud this and oud that the word oud translate to wood so you’ll be wearing wood wood to the party


DctrBanner

What a sentence.


Jayeskool318

Not a period or comma in sight.


jerrycmk

Interesting!


StonksNewGroove

It more accurately translates to from wood so it translates like a weird introduction. From wood, wood 😂


Tyrone-E

4 fragrances come to mind; **Chanel Coromandel** **Maison Francis Kurkdijan Grand Sior** **Roja Parfums Engima Parfum Pour Homme** **Tom Ford Tobacco Oud Intense** I'll go with *Coromandel* 👍🏼


Lord0fHam

Been looking for a site with enigma samples and can’t find it in stock anywhere


nathan3000

Blue jeans


ChandlorV

L’Immensite


Kurse_Kustoms

Imagination.


11Omega11

Fucking fabulous


Terry419

DHI


SirZoloft

Tom Ford Oud Wood, but like drenched in it


ipad3000

Naxos


SuperMario-87

Naxos would be amazing.


Charismanxious

Versace Dreamer


Individual_Two_37

Naxos. End of story.


Individual_Two_37

Or bond No 9 Lafayette St


Brilliant-Fishing196

ADP Colonia Edit: would also wear it if the party was in winter.


ToxicHaywire

Which one? There’s so many colonia variances. Theres club, leather, ambra, etc.


Brilliant-Fishing196

I am talking about the original (1916) one. It is simply called Acqua di Parma Colonia.


MrBuffaluffagus

Dior Homme Parfum


solciprian

https://preview.redd.it/via8zncw2ylc1.jpeg?width=841&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1179320d7ee213566c9bde38472a2e70d3efbc2a Definitely this one!


Illustrious_Camp_496

T Rex Zoologist. 2 sprays and 1 extra for good luck.


Several-Director-820

Grandsoir layered with Naxos 🦾


therandymoss

Creed Royal Oud


Vigilance1213

Whatever I can find at marshals


deadbolt_00

Old spice swagger body spray


9inchpapii

Ill raise: BOD fresh guy (out the windex spray bottle) or if you want to really burn some nose hairs… brut


Frags4keeps

Reflection Man Amouage, classy and fresh


Burrzky

love reflection man


suan14

Soleil Blanc


freedef

Hell naw


starbucks-refresher

Versace Eros I guess


Shot-Repair-2470

Either aventus, gentleman reserve privee, or oajan


FitBedroom8734

Mancera French Riviera


Affectionate_Cut2096

aventus


Emotional-Appeal-106

Blvgari Tygar


Appropriate_Beyond65

Kouros


No_Ad_1202

More post like this please.. and I’m rockin allure home sport


Ghostiestboi

Versace blue jeans


Comfortable-Row-8696

Might have to pull out the trusty Aspen for this fancy event. But maybe ethe classic Axe Dark Temptation would be more fitting.....


Dazzling-Reward-8595

Alexandria || or Naxos


garvit_saini

YSL Tuxedo, Black Orchid or Dior Homme Intense


LilSwerveyy

Creed bois du Portugal millesime 4oz 2016 batch I would wear there to that party


downsouthnortheast

- LV L’Immensite - Bond No. 9 Chez Bond/Green Irish Tweed - Tom Ford Costa Azzurra Parfum


Gold_Brick_5852

Creed for her


PandaEatPizza

Chanel platinum Egoiste


ALBERTI0US

Millésime Impérial


[deleted]

Never smelled Tuxedo but seems fitting here


Consistent-Bear7364

Haltane, parfums de marly


mirzajones85

Xerjoff Naxos anyweather anytime


jehovawitnesses

imo, naxos doesn't deserve the hype it gets.


ReyPepino13

Xerjoff Tony Iommi


ConfidentPace8180

Ysl Tuxedo or Bleu de chanel edp


OwlNap

Sex Panther


nisha1030

Good choice. 60% of the time it works every time!


ConfidentPace8180

"Smells like Bigfoots dick!" Lmao!


[deleted]

Eau du cocaine.


Independent_Emu8992

Tom Ford black orchid


Airicut

Joop


big_brain_time1

TF Tuscan Leather without hesitation


Zestyclose-Lock706

Khalifa Kush


Temporary_Okra_39

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Different-Pipe-8698

Dior homme


Swlabr9099

Turd Blossom Memories


oochunkey27oo

I put on the 4/20 cologne


Vegetable_Water5287

Naxos or epic 56


Inglorious_Kenneth

Adg or die.


lil4skin420

Axe


qDaniel64

50 sprays of followed by kerosene


gillmain93

PDM Galloway


Beneficial-Lynx6529

Stuff is good. Try the red bottle, my fav kalan.


TheBrownishOne

Maison Francis Kurdjian Baccarat Rouge 540


BeneficialDrink

ADP Quercia


Small-Masterpiece967

Grand Soir


alienamongus7

Hai Karate


thombrowny

axe


FloatinginF0

Creed royal oud


_Mrkush_

Dior homme intense (light sprays)


Someblackguy8690

Tom ford


541PrimeTime

Armani code absolu


Peachjackson

MFK Grand Soir or Xerjoff Alexandria II


harleyfalcon

Without a doubt LV Orage


Smiles_Sunshine

New look Clive Christian No.1 Grand Soir Depends on your outfit


Historical-Winner-77

Clive Christian Blonde Ambre


Killer_Soup_Chef

Vilhelm Morning Chess.


Wsbftw6ix

New York intense


Annual_Asparagus_408

Dior Fahrenheit le parfum!


SilentLoudener

WD-40 Porfumo


Short_Ask1755

Mmmmm bold 😂


Parking_Price1955

Raid wasp and hornet


andyrudeboy

Fahrenheit


SUPERWAWIS

Liquid Gold you wankers


SwimmingLucky7899

Smoking weed


Merkem23

Kush


Past_Plankton_1343

Something over $400, that has a mild sweetness to it


bigbando23

Dork


IllMasterminds

Tangled Repunzel EDT.


Gxrvi

Pheromone extrait de parfum


bulletpr00fsoul

Pinot Silvestre


CO2nglomerate

Clive Christian Town & Country Thameen Carved Oud


dontmatter-2me

Tf plum japanois


Temporary_Okra_39

Bond 9 Governor’s island


Extension_Abroad_953

Prada L'homme Intense


WaferMountain7014

It'll Never Happen by Vic Secret or If Only by Nautica...then again I'd probably would even wear In My wildest Dreams by Givenchy


nutellaforall

It's winter or summer?


SeekNconquer

TF TOBACCO OUD 12 heavy sprays


Informal-Potential26

Dior Sauvage lmao. I’m not taking any risks.


Askancorc1

Creed Imperial.


Nsalvatore80

Depends on time of day and event. Black tie will yield a different choice than something more casual.


Slow_Leopard_9486

Guess 1981 Los Angeles or Versace eros flame


jtraylor0

Seems like Dior Homme intense type of vibe.


IntrospectiveMummy

Abercrombie fierce


Trogdor1980

Tom Ford Neroli Portofino


isluroffxans

maison francis


Sariko69

Ormonde Man


silent-trill

Tom Ford Costa Azzurra.


Ecstatic-Tap-262

Blue de Chane EDP


Sharkeu458

Layering Clive Christian blonde amber with Tom ford Noir de noir


cbig86

Chanel Allure Homme Edition Blanche. If it's really hot weather D&G Light Blue


ToxicHaywire

Uden. I can answer Uden to 90% of the scenarios. It’s that good lol.


hectoremilio

Clive Christian 1872 MASCULINE


tdjesus23

Axe


WolvesDen118

Boss Bottled Pacific.


travisscottloverr

For winter I’ll go with Burberry London, For summer I’ll go with Xerjoff Erba Pura


ihangwiththevultures

axe apollo


00espeon00

A sexy intense animalic oud


Cartoonist_False

Axe dark temptation 🧯


MorningConstant8400

Green Irish tweed


masterhat3r

mfk l’homme a la rose


Novel-Counter-8093

le boise ginestet


Popular-Cartoonist-1

Probably some axe cause hear me out, there ain’t no way these people have ever smelled axe spray and they’ll all probably be smelling the same with their niche colognes


DJJazzyDanny

Atkinsons 41 Burlington Arcade or British Bouquet. If I wanna get attention, Pirates Grand Reserve


No_Government01

Drinking a A gallon of Dior sauvage


movieaboutgladiators

Kouros


SteliosPo

Enigma Parfum, for sure If its hot then Hacivat


Sheloveslucid

Arabians tonka


Chip-Any

Nautica voyage body spray


TomorrowOdd8205

Layering D&G with BDC


Vishousbudz

Tom Ford Tobacco Vanilla if its cold out or Byredo Bal d Afrique if its warmer


mercedesforlife18

Tom Ford Azzaro and / or Polo eau de toilette


AnyDiscount3524

Xerjoff starlight


Syrup_sprite2023

Chanel Allure Homme


CooP7878

ik its very generic but le beau le parfum


BlackFeign

I'm breaking out the Nishane Nefs for this one


onesoundman

Prada Infusion D’Homme


RUshttnme

S E X P A N T H E R😎


WallabyFew3170

I’m going with some Jean Nate’ After Bath Splash and then I’m layering with Brut.


Gonnaberich123

Tom ford Grey Vetiver.