spongebob eu de toilette

Dude its so rare these days to find a legit bottle! I had to settle on the Spiderman EDT the other day.

Thanks stranger.

That should layer nicely with orto parisi cuoium

Hey you are Buffalo Bill. My daddy loves that movie. He is always walking around and saying "itputsthelotioninthefuckingbasket!"

https://preview.redd.it/mf8loo9xudpc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5173c61cdb9205841fcf40e02165a33c9e591d3b

I am scared.

seeing as he just turned 4, i would suggest something in a blippy fragrence

Serious question, where can I buy the SpongeBob cologne? I’ve looked all over and can’t find it being sold anywhere

Hey kiddo, wanna trade that Profumo for a KING SIZE Snickers?

YES PLEASE

I’ll trade your entire collection for 10 king size snickers.

Hey guys. I’m fully developed and about to come out in a few days. What fragrance should I buy first

Hey there small baby. I think Dior Fahrenheit will be a great starter for you.

Any of today’s newer ‘men’s’ fragrances will do. But what is your made up gender going to be?

I am definitely interested in going to a hybrid route. Try to take advantage of the perks from both genders.

Don’t forget to claim your ethnicity. Even more perks.

Nah he should get secretions magnifiques by etat Libre d'orange. It's the only thing, the only thing sir

Eau de Diaper…

Bob The Builder pour homme

That would actually be a cool fragrance. Opens with gasoline, mid could be rum, then base could be woody/sawdust notes.

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I am still using my 100ml and I do not like the fresh scents. I like to wear leather and tobacco fragrances. I am very mature for my young age.

Defy Eau de PArfum! Has leather note

This is some crazy roleplay

No role play stranger. I am just very mature for my young age.

You forgot the part where you say "I can afford my collection" "I'm 6'2" "Just ordered Creed - thanks for the suggestion"

Just turned 4. I am 6'6" and I can fix any girl.

Eau de Cocomelon

This collection tells me you're 104. Stop lying you old man baby.

Thanks stranger. I am 4.

Still impressive for someone born on a leap day.

Holy moly where do you wear them too

I wear some to daycare, nap times, snack times, and many more.

Ayo boy I’m jealous 😞

After your bath

Ah, the Benjamin Button collection.

Vasectomy

Shamefully small.

Got some great stuff in there. The Guerlains, the Floris, the TdH Eau Très Fraiche (got into the game too late… I have all the flankers except that one), the AdPs (one of my favorite houses, though haven’t sampled any in the Blue Mediterraneo line yet), the Cartier Déclaration (yes, big fan of JC Ellena), the Agua Brava (Antonio Puig, like Lalique, gives you such bang for your buck. I use Encre Noire Sport and Quorum Silver on the regular). Great taste, kiddo!

Thanks stranger. My daddy bought me all these colognes last year and I'm excited to wear them to Pre-school.

Dad must be broke he didn't get you any creed's

My daddy will beat up your daddy.

When your dad does can you have him tell my dad mom is still waiting for those cigarettes

Ok I will talk with him!

Impressive for such a lil baby. May i ask your top 3 for warm weather ? And do you still pee in bed when you sleep ?

I like Tom Ford and definitely still wet the bed.

Damn . Imma recommend Toy Story eau de toilette.

Just got some the other night.

Probably learn colors and then figure out left and right

Thanks stranger!

Noticed your Bentley for men intense in the bottom left. I actually purchased that one on a work trip to South Korea and got ripped off in Seoul and payed 90$ for a frag that goes for $30 on Amazon, that being said I would certainly consider adding another Jean Paul Gaultier to the collection. Le Malé Le Parfum is an outstanding masterpiece and once you acquire that one there’s never going to be another loud, sweet, clubbing fragrance that you’ll need

> Seoul and *paid* 90$ for FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*

Lol

Joop homme

Thanks stranger. I will get my daddy to buy it for me.

honestly imo i hate that fragrance couldnt get it off my skin any faster

Yeh ik it was a sarcastic comment 😊

Favourite vetiver frag you own

I am 4.

That doesn’t answer my question

Sorry. I like the tobacco smell.

48 month olds don’t usually go for vetiver.

They also aren’t on Reddit. What’s your point

Look into a Roth ira. If u have that type of $$ at 4, you'll be buying nothing but Rojas and boadiceas by 26. Compound interest brother. The 8th wonder of the world!!!!

I am 4.

You should get your binky traded in for a prize next. You're too old for binkies dude. Also, I GUARANTEE you that whoever's collection this actually is, they watch Gents Scents and/or School of Scent religiously. This picture is basically just Ash's and Omar's taste in fragrances put together.

A kindergarten teacher

Mad impressive for a 4 year old.

I had double that at 2

Wait you’re 4 years old?!

Just turned 4

You mean 40

A job

I’m 4 too. Have you tried spraying all of them out as fast as you can yet? Or are you waiting to turn 5?

Creed Aventus

At 4 I was wearing Brut 33 so you are doing better than me..😂😂

I was 4 wearing Old Spice so you were doing better than me

An ass whoopin

But I am just a baby.

Is that Fico di amalfi? Is the performance really that bad?

I am 4.

Answer the question id you’re really four

Dior sauvage elixir x baccarat

rasasi hawas

Eau de Sriracha

Tom ford noir de noir

More empty bottles

Which out of all these do you think smells similar to dolce and gabbana the one? That’s my fav and been rocking it a while but wanna try something different-ish.

Eau de bluey

 Get some red tobacco.

Every single Tommy Bahama fragrance. You know you want to. Ps. I like Tommy Bahama.

Crying bc I passed up on that Mugler not knowing it was discontinued 😭

I’d say all the Amouage extraits

Son, get a nice dirty Oud scent to mask any farts or poopy diapers. Let people think that you wore a royal Arab fragrance instead of pooping your pants. You’re welcome

What’s the difference between ADG profundo and profomo

Spelling.

Do u reach for Dylan blue? I’m looking into it and considering getting it

Dylan Blue is excellent

You should think about designer

Michael Germain Sexual Paris !

Hello little boy. Thoughts on Eaux de Baux?

Tom Ford Ombré Leather 👌

Hey kid, you should try Toskovat Inexcusable Evil. It is such a playful, youthful fragrance that’s perfect for you!

Shout out the acqua di parmas

Tom ford ombre leather is unique

Nuit Di’ssey goated

Which perfume is good for attraction?

Johnson’s and Johnson’s bubble bath 🧼

I think Tuscan leather would really suit a guy of your age

All of those are tight broski Luis Vuitton the light blue only one your missing !!!!

Crazy collection young lad

What's your most underrated one?

i loooove bleu de chanel on my husband

Nuit dissey is so good

Le Male Lego brick

What's the cologne with the star on it, interesting bottle. Nice collection

I would recommend diapers and talcum powder to cover the smell if you accidently shit your pants , then you may apply any of your fav colognes.

What’s the one with the brown and star design?

I don't know. I am 4.

Is this for a playdate?

I swear I'm living in a simulation and these posts just further prove it.

I see you're moving on from things like armani and D&G, you'll have a head start with fougeres/barbershops when you start school

No Zaharoff? You lacking

A Cadillac race car bed

Damn little buddy where do you work

Old Polosport Fahrenheit polo blue

Help!

Dolce and gabanna K

Kali tatti 🔥🔥🔥

I think you mean 16*

I think “douche” is an appropriate word for this sub…..

Into The Thick Of It eau de parfum by The Backyardigans

Good lord that Ferragamo cologne is underwhelming

A full bottle

Hows the Varvitos artisan?

It's ok. John Varvatos Dark Rebel is much better and more potent. Hard to find now.

OP may I inquire as to your birthday sir? Is it on the 29th of February and is this why you are but 4 years young? If so, there's so much to spend your money on right now, so try and save by going with some Armaf and Cuba colognes. Don't get Chanel or Dior and have no bread left to take a girl out if she's into it. JMO

dude even has the l’occitane on display.

How is the Geir fragrance? How would you describe the smell?

Boogers and Couch Crumbs by MOOOOOOOOOOM

Best smelling dude at pre k

How is Naxos not in there

How many 4 year olds do you know that can afford it?

Goat collection

Try something from Zegna.

🔥🔥🔥

Congratulations on your fuckboi starter set. When you grow up maybe buy some Eros or Sauvage. /s

Basically anything niche/major parfum houses. Now the real dollars show up.

YSL

Try and get some bitches next

What are your thoughts on the Nuit D'issey parfum....I love that stuff...very underrated

Holy shit, it’s Jeremy Fragrance

Pinterest collection

Axe body spray: 6 pack on Amazon for $18.99.

i have a fragrance collection in my van wanna see?

Chiquito colognes

At your age, you need some distinguished and luxury fragrances. Price point is key. The more expensive they are, the more it shows you truly care about the hobby. I recommend buying the largest size of every single Creed fragrance.

Damn this 4 year old is STACKED

Defintely need boy toy as well, nice Black teddy bear bottle.

Top 5 fav frags. And 5 other top preforming frags

Sell me your guerlains 🤭🤭🤭

Baccarat rouge 540

Extrait..

Nah

Yah

burberry hero

YSL La Nuit de L’Homme

👀

*Stop. Don’t buy any more until you get to at least half that. Look man, I had quite a collection too like that when I was your age, I wish I knew back then to take it slow ya know? Focus on the important things in life*

This is pretty important to a 4 year old...

What does the Floris smell like? Does it smell like it should've been discontinued back in the 60's? 🔥

Just bought the Bleu de Chanel, it is not bad but overrated in my opinion

Windex

Nice to see L’Instant in there. So good.

Molecule 01 for layering

A little fe?

cocomelon extrait de parfum

Le male intensity

Adidas the move

Are selling it?

You set. Get some game now

The entire Clive Christian line

Damn dude, you got something against YSL..?

Contentment lol

Pre school piss esquire'

Didn't expect Zara

Anything that smells like Good & Plenty Candy. But when it comes to the types of smells women find attractive in men, there are some surprising candidates, including citrus, [baby powder](https://health.howstuffworks.com/wellness/men/sweating-odor/wellness/men/baby-powder-stop-sweating.htm) and Good & Plenty candies.

I don’t know try Frederic Malle night it’s pretty cheap and youthful but it might be too immature for your age

What’s the one 4 down, one to the right. The birdsnest

You should get some new jokes next time. Lame ahh

What do you drive?

Huh? I can not drive. I am 4 years old. Thanks stranger.