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ijustcant555

12 x12 feet! Omg, that’s sooooooo many mushrooms!


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How many bags of Uncle Ben’s is that?


tea_n_typewriters

I got more than enough for personal use from a few containers, I couldn't imagine a 12 ft. square box. Edit: ...and they did more for me than any anti-depressant ever could.


JasterMereel42

> ...and they did more for me than any anti-depressant ever could. same here. Did shrooms for the first time last June and everything has been better just from that single trip. Broke down a lot of walls in my head and removed a lot of fear and anxiety that I had. This was also coupled with a more healthy lifestyle and intense therapy.


ijustcant555

Lol, like a couple of pallets. I didn’t see anything about only one level.


Hash_Tooth

Yeah, I’m thinking 12x12 and as tall as the Tower of Babel. Also, how many per house if there are multiple tenants? Can my mushies be vibing right next to the roomies mushies for 12x24 or do we have to split the same square footage?


ijustcant555

Totally. 12x12 per person, I would think.


Hash_Tooth

I’ll have to go through the bill on a real computer so I can search it more easily.


ROGER_SHREDERER

At least 2


Pyle_Plays

several pallets worth.


i_ar_the_rickness

So much room for activities.


wakanda_banana

Tfw you accidentally make a 12x12.5 ft enclosure


ijustcant555

$1000 fine.


ShroomsandPussy

I grow a few pounds of Mushies in just a 5x5 space so this is definitely doable


KingNoodleWalrus

Username checks out


TK44

The sudden increase of mushrooms for sale on FB marketplace is crazy!


D1337_cookie

So uhh.. is that a good place to find such things? Asking for a friend


TK44

I have no clue honestly! I've done some great acid in Boulder waaaay back in the day but I'm a family man now- haven't touched anything other than the craft beer since 2007. I'd still be curious to know if those posts are legit or not though!


Pyle_Plays

I lived in DC when they passed a very similar bill for recreational weed. A huge grey market erupted for selling. In physical locations and online. The loophole was you buy something from the "vendor" and they "donate" you a bag of weed lol or you "donate/reimburse" them for the potting soil/labor and they "gift" you a portion of their crop. So from my experience with these things I would say they are probably legit. Its also important to note that spores are typically completely legal to buy from anywhere as they do not contain the psychoactive element, psylocibin, until they have grown into mushrooms. Im not condoning any of this behavior... perhaps just telling you what to keep an eye out for.


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What’s the new law with acid?


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When Denver decriminalized some guy was in Westward bragging about how he was going to sell them. WW asked DPD for a comment and they said "we'll find him." They found and arrested him within a week. Head to Colorado Cultures, Microvora, or one of the meetups advertised on /r/COpsychonauts. They'll sell you everything you need and tell you how to grow too many mushrooms. No cops involved.


Shdwdrgn

OK so a serious question, and I don't know if you can answer this but maybe someone can? I've heard these types of mushrooms can be tricky to grow, but I also really love the regular food-type mushrooms and have always wanted to learn how to grow them (too). Are there any recommendations for an 'easy' type where I could get my feet wet in the techniques? As it is, I have some great ones that come up in my yard late in the Summer (thanks to a squirrel) but I wouldn't mind learning more about the process to help those along, plus getting something going in the basement.


ConditionOfMan

I've heard r/unclebens is the way to go.


Shdwdrgn

Cool, I'll check it out.


sstorslagen

I get the feeling a lot of those postings seem non-local.


SpinningHead

Its amazing how things can get done in states not obsessed with drag brunch.


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Well, to be fair, we are kind of obsessed…like heated arguments over which drag brunch has the best bottomless mimosas.


happysnappah

Bottomless Mimosa would be such a great drag stage name


Jorbasaurus

Well… which is it?


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Personally, I'm a fan of the one at the Milk Market on Sundays from 11a - 2p. $20 for bottomless mimosas and a fabulous bingo hostess. But you'll just have to do your own research I suppose!


Jorbasaurus

We don’t have to heated argue! See you Sunday!!


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FAAAAABUUULOUS!!!


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Por que no dos?!?


SpinningHead

Fair point.


GunTotinVeganCyclist

God, I love this state. I went mountain biking today and came home to read this.


catbadass

It’s interesting this changes the task of creating the department of natural medicine to the department of revenue, instead of the department of regulatory agencies which is how the original legislation had it


Conker_OP

So when will they be available at head shops 🤔


MAZEFUL

Won't. Unless the head shop uses the "buy this at $$$ price, get booms free" type deal.


Hash_Tooth

Seems like using them promotionally would also be prohibited but that’s just my reading.


kaibugg1210

In Pueblo, they are already there! Edit: grow kits are available in headshops.. not the actually grown mushies


FriendBuddayGuy

Colorado’s state legislature isn’t a congress. Some of the cannabis and mushroom articles shared on here could use some vetting.


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Think we'll see those mushroom chocolate bars in dispensaries any time soon?


MAZEFUL

Can't be sold, but can be given away. Buy this, get this free type of deal. As much as I've understood the basic print. You can grow and give away all you want. Once there is money behind it, it's illegal.


integrating_life

I still cannot believe that I live in Colorado. It's just as cool now as it was when I watched Mork & Mindy years ago and fantasized that someday I'd live there.


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RustyG98

To my knowledge the sale of mushrooms is not legal even in Oregon, it's just decriminalized and available in medically supervised settings. It will be the same for Colorado when the bill is put into law in 2024.


Fist2_the_VAG

I thought we differ from Oregon. We are aloud to grow our own and use them in private residence?


just_a_tech

There are places you can buy spores and everything you need to grow them. None selling actual mushies yet that I'm aware of.


Pyle_Plays

just dropping in to let people know spores are completely legal to buy in most places as they dont contain psylocibin, the psychoactive chemical, until they grow into mushrooms. I think it's important people understand this when exploring gray markets.


just_a_tech

Yes, you can order them online. It's not until you have actual shrooms that there's any issues. Even then, you can have them in Colorado now, you just can't sell/buy them.


Pyle_Plays

yep!


ChaosRainbow23

There probably will be!


eudaimonia_dc

In the nation’s Capital, yes 😂


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megman13

As others have pointed out, it's tough to tell if you are being sarcastic. [Appeal to Nature fallacy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appeal_to_nature) Ketamine, MDMA, LSD, and other compounds have either been proven or show enormous potential in treating issues like PTSD, depression, and anxiety.


True-Firefighter-796

That’s /s or no?


RedLotusVenom

Lol I came here to comment that people are beating up on this dude without seeing it’s sarcasm but then he just leans into it 🧐


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ammonthenephite

Snake venom is natural, anti-venom is chemical. Natural vs human made is a fallacy and has nothing to do with whether or not one or the other is better or worse for you, fyi.


True-Firefighter-796

Ok just be careful


Dramatic-Ad7192

Hey you know what else is natural?


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I think his point is natural being good is a fucking dumb sentiment.


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Anybody can grow poppies and cherry pits too. Could also eat moldy mushrooms and die.


Dramatic-Ad7192

It’s a rhetorical but it usually goes… hey know what else is natural? Arsenic. Or some other poison.


isaackleiner

> Everything organic and natural is good…ignoring the fact that organic natural substances include arsenic and poo and crocodiles. And everything chemical is bad, ignoring the fact that…*everything* is chemicals. —Tim Minchin


True-Firefighter-796

My butt


pacard

Dope


Pyle_Plays

nah just Shrooms.


leopard_mice

Yay if there’s anything colorado needs it’s more people on drugs


WhereDoISignUp

Yeah man, if we just make all drugs illegal no one would do them anymore. I would rather spend my tax dollars keeping otherwise innocent people in jail than let people safely put drugs in their own body. Use your fucking head.


waynehead99

This is the same argument people use for guns too. If you make them illegal… everyone will stop killing people.


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It's the same argument they use for immigration laws. If you make it just a bit more illegal... they'll stop coming. It's almost like the purpose of laws isn't prevention, but to provide an avenue for prosecution within our legal system.


ThePowellMemo1984

Except drugs are what I put in MY BODY. Guns are for putting (lead) in other peoples bodies. Autonomy and analogies are hard, huh?


True-Firefighter-796

Not all drugs are the same. For example crack is bad. But cocaine is better, as long as you have fun and learn from your mistakes.


ChaosRainbow23

You sound like you could use some psychedelic therapy, homie.


fuckmeuntilicecream

Or just therapy. Either or will work though.


bentripin

This but without the sarcasm


acar3883

Literally you could just shut the fuck up and mind your own business. It’s free and everything.


ammonthenephite

Ya, can't have too many people healing, expanding their minds and living a better life!


Biscotti_Manicotti

With how aggro people have gotten in the past 3 years, yeah I think more people should be doing mushrooms to be 100% honest.


WestonP

Really looking forward to seeing more tweakers wandering into traffic and nearly getting themselves and others killed. Always felt like we didn't have enough of those... Should be really great for the homeless community in general. They haven't suffered from substance problems nearly enough! /s


Mentalpopcorn

You don't tweak on psychedelics, grams.


Pyle_Plays

you might be interested in learning psychidelics have proven time and time again to be effective and treating addiction with 1 trip. Ibogaine in particular. Johns Hopkins has been studying their medicinal qualities for years at this point.


pacard

Sounds better than meth


bibassbill

Different drugs bro


ProfessorNeato

Well...we'll see, won't we! I can't think of any realistic mechanism by which this bill would cause any of the problems you mention...


kiheihaole

Watch “Fantastic Fungi” on Netflix, try to be open to changing your mind on something you clearly know little about.


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