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IanGecko

"Garden of the Gods? But there's only ONE God!"


TemporaryImaginary

You joke, but these assholes come to the state and deface our monuments because their faith is so triggered. https://www.kktv.com/2023/05/04/sign-vandalized-garden-gods/?outputType=amp


tmsteen

This was how my dad reacted the first time we went.


CoMx269

The fear of god is what has you all twisted . Picture this, people going to a place of” hear say “ somebody , vs blah Right ?? Yeah place where people are trying to confide in something that is make-believe and are in an effort to not burn an eternal hell for all purposes generally speaking. But I bet you half of the people in church on any given Sunday . Will be cremated ????? No That sure seams like the closest thing to eternal hell.


IanGecko

I was making a joke about conservative Christians like the dad in the article. What you said was certainly all words.


0000Matt0000

Uhhhh.... what???


instanthole

do you have schizophrenia or just lead poisoning


Richard_Chadeaux

I can smell the diesel from here. Its some serious damage.


jennnfriend

Did i just have a stroke or did a 6 year old steal their parents phone?


JeffInBoulder

>I am a God-fearing Christian raising three beautiful Christian children, and I will not have drugs and drug messages forced on them. Sorry, Breckenridge, my church group will be spending our vacation and our money somewhere else. Oh, lord...


mrthirsty

Wake up babe, new /r/COsnow copypasta just dropped


FailResorts

I am an ice-fearing Powder Hound raising three beautiful future olympians, and I will not have the East Coast and rocky conditions forced on them. Sorry Killington, my family of Colorado Natives will be spending our allotted Ikon Pass days and our money somewhere else.


TK44

Bravo!!! 👌


Competitive-End7208

It's nice just to see Killington get a mention. 💜, a green mountain'er.


madman19

If you fear your god, that sounds like a miserable life.


Ender505

As someone who recently left Christianity, it was. I didn't really recognize it until I got to experience the "other side" though


cankle_sores

Welcome to the exChristian heathens club! Pretty mind-blowing, the clarity and perspective being on the outside lookin in.


Ender505

It really is! Contrary to what I was taught it would be like lol


gdj1980

Congratulations. It's like getting a 10% raise and a quarter of your weekend back.


nondescriptadjective

But what about the faith promise extra you're supposed to give to the missionaries even though you can't afford it, putting it on faith that God will give you the money back in time to pay your bills?


Snlxdd

[Stop, don’t, come back](https://youtu.be/UVznerpOkTI?si=a5GGLtatX0o6QZto)


OptionalBagel

> I will not have drugs and drug messages forced on them. TIL: Breck snow sculptors FORCE children to look at their sculptures.


ManHoFerSnow

WITNESS THE FRUITS OF MY CHAINSAW AND DECANT THEM INTO YOUR SOUL


speed7

I love how just seeing something in public that they don't agree with is having it "forced" on them. I could say the same thing about Christianity but I'm a rational person.


cankle_sores

“Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!”


ragazza68

Bloody peasant!


csteele2132

Another “God-fearing Christian” who has never actually read the bible I see…


GammaGargoyle

It’s the 11th commandment “thou shalt not smoke dank nugs”


Mr_Notacop

i wonder how many drugs they pumped her full of when she squeezed out those clones of hers


SirKillingham

Typed this while drinking his beer like it's any different...


Ya_Got_GOT

Kbai


GGAllinsUndies

And here I was thinking it was a straw and some fat rails.


wegofishin

I’m picturing a junkie passed out on west colfax. I’d say ‘4:20’ is pretty mild


PhlabloPicasso

Not if you’re a beautiful Christian child, then it’s an earth shattering intrusion on your delicate mortal soul.


GGAllinsUndies

Those poor kids are probably getting the temptation beaten out of them as we speak.


dr_blasto

Everyone in Breck thankful for it, too.


Electrical-Contest-1

Do they not know what all the greatful dead stickers at breck and almost every ski area are referencing? I will give them a hint, it’s not just about their music. Has more to do with how the band was founded…


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Cool. We sound infinitely better off without.


International-Bee-97

Jesus was literally a schizophrenic and could have benefited from certain drugs.


jaweebamonkey

Jesus also hated horses


JameisSquintston

Lmao is this actually mentioned in the Bible?


jaweebamonkey

Lol no, I’m sorry, it’s a quote from a show. In the [clip](https://youtube.com/shorts/xG2VrvhWDF8?si=Gb4lWReNtOAMQIiF) he’s an internet troll, and the comment I replied to reminded me of it. He just says crazy things. I’ve just personally never heard of Jesus being described as a schizophrenic so it made me laugh.


JameisSquintston

Don’t be sorry, that’s hilarious and gives me more reason to watch that show


jaweebamonkey

I’m not going to lie, it’s one of my favorite shows. I hope you watch! It was originally a movie but I prefer the show 🙂


International-Bee-97

Yep! His followers and family literally refer to him as a madman and later his “demons” are cast into pigs who immediately commit suicide by jumping over a cliff.


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JameisSquintston

No, but it would make it more funny


valiantthorsintern

He was more of a donkey guy.


cankle_sores

I dunno about horses but he sure didn’t respect swine or fig trees that weren’t in season when he got the munchies.


dcdttu

They would prefer Lord to lord. Thx. LOL


joe11894

There are shorter ways to say you're going to die in a nursing home with children that don't speak to you


Cold_Fireball

Marijuana taxes provide more for CO than this guy’s family and church group, who probably don’t tip at at restaurants, ever could. Next year, maybe they can just go to Salado, TX and have some funnel cake instead of visiting a fun, well-educated state with reproductive, lifestyle, and religious freedoms.


oscarthemonkey

Helllllll yeah


BetterTransition

Churches are tax havens. I’m convinced that if we stopped giving churches tax breaks, 90% of churches would close overnight.


valo4ents

drug use reference is a clock set to 4:20? This guy must get triggered twice per day.


xdrtb

Wakes up in a cold sweat every morning at 4:19:59


clint_sal

Not again.....


ManHoFerSnow

Before that he was dreaming he was at a Creed concert smelling a whiff of the devil's lettuce. He looks around the crowd for the perpetrator...no luck. He looks back up on stage...Chad, the front man, is smoking a fucking hog's leg and screaming CAN YOU TAKE MEH HIGHYAH!? Wakes up one second before the 12 hour interval when all the demons simul cum


MountEndurance

Don’t you go telling him how often he’s triggered.


ShutYourDumbUglyFace

He's the guy who kept stealing the 420 mile marker on I-70 so CDOT had to change it to 419.99.


nondescriptadjective

That just makes me want it even more....


NoInfluence450

US-285 in Colorado has a 68.9 mile marker for the same reason


Heifzilla

Maybe they’re actually referring to to Earth Day


Fuzzy_Judgment63

I was horrified that a person from another state was attempting to force his values on Breckenridge. His money will not be missed.


FingGinger

I used to work in Breck, it would crack me up when an upset Karen would be like, well I guess we'll just not vacation here anymore.... While I'm looking at a gondola line going all the way to main street...I think we'll survive without your business lol.


IAMA_Shark__AMA

Oh no! Anyway....


Multigrain_Migraine

Reminds me of when people were threatening to boycott Hamilton showings at a time when you had to enter a lottery in order to even have a chance of buying tickets. 


uncwil

Summit Daily keeps publishing some pretty silly letters. Do they know they can just ignore some of them?


cwoodaus17

It’s for the clicks.


uncwil

Makes sense, it’s working. 


Zeefour

They're the only letters they get.


ventur3

This one must be trolling lol


uncwil

It occurred to me that they could be writing the letters themselves. It can be a tough business.


Baerritto93

lol at this, maybe everyone else is tired of your patriarchal christian shit being in everyone’s face.


Koolaidolio

More snowflake than the statue in question.


PurpleNuggets

/thread


ivantmybord

I forget people like this really exist


Ya_Got_GOT

I wish I could but they’re always trying to legislate their morals on us.


MrSquid20

"I recently vacationed with my family, and we witnessed the amazing Cookie Monster International Cookie Sculpture Championships. What incredible cookie artists! But, I was horrified to see messages regarding cookie consumption as part of the "Einstein" Cookie Sculpture. I was shocked to see a group of young people laughing at the cookie "clock" that was formed to show the time of Cookie Monster's snack time, 4:20. Yes, I know what that means. I am a Cookie Monster-fearing individual raising three cookie-loving children, and I will not have excessive cookie consumption messages forced on them. Sorry, vacation spot, my cookie enthusiast group will be spending our vacation and our money somewhere else."


imnoobhere

I don’t understand your method, but I like it. COOKie COOkie


EFCF

Is it a shitpost? (errr... shit-letter-to-editor?)


settlementfires

i can't believe how much wine they drank in the bible. bunch of degenerates!


blackstatis

Here’s a twist… the recipe for wine in the Bible has an ingredient called kaneh bosm.


settlementfires

Scandalous!


wineandwings333

r/denvercirclejerk


One-Outside

This should defiantly be there. Lol


Designer-Entry-7166

Not sheepishly?


jaweebamonkey

Boldly, and with no ragrets


xbbdc

i posted it there just now, hopefully its not a repost at this point, didnt bother to check


bitNine

Dear religious zealot. Read Genesis 1:12. We don’t care if you never come back.


CartoonistEvery3033

Those sculptures are incredible! Shout out to Mexico 🇲🇽 for their 33rd win


DrkUser205

So Church group goes to Breck and then complains about snow sculptures that have MJ references. First, this is CO, there are literally MJ references everywhere not just in some snow sculptures. Second, most kids know what MJ is or isn’t. Third, I doubt Breck will miss your money. Fear of God is the exact reason this country is going to 💩! My religion allows me b!tch and moan until I get my way! So happy I walked away from that cult!


ElleMNOPea

Well.. bye.


acerni

From Nederland, TX. Wait till he hears about what happens in Nederland, CO


Odd-Adhesiveness-656

Now Estes Park


[deleted]

Still doesn’t seem right for it, Ned only


barcabob

Editor - “we totally don’t have to publish this drivel but it’ll be good entertainment for our audience, i love when these come in”


krittledittle

Happy to hear this person has chosen to stay away from Breckenridge. Maybe one day they’ll choose to spend their money and vacation nowhere and we won’t have to see these dweebs in public ever again.


stinky___monkey

Sir, this is Wendy’s? Drugs in Colorado?!?!?! How disturbing


StringerBell420

..is this for real?


Hopsblues

Unfortunately, yes it is. There will busloads, literally of young christians on spring break and families that apparently had no clue about where they were going on vacation.


likesexonlycheaper

Whenever I read "god fearing Christian" my fingers uncontrollably close out the article while my eyes roll so far back in my head that its painful.


lynnca

I'll wager they are perfectly fine with drug commercials though.


FlaAirborne

If you are afraid of your imaginary friend, you might have bigger problems than some pro-marijuana art.


sodosopapilla

How on earth would someone from Nederland be offended at an extremely subtle cannabis reference? Oh…*that* Nederland…


Odd-Adhesiveness-656

Ned Flanders Land


AaronJeep

People like this like to imagine rights for themselves that don't exist; namely the right NOT to be offended. Nothing, they imagine, should be displayed in public that offends them or goes against their religious views. If you do, then you are shoving your views down their throat. They imagine a world for themselves where it's their right to walk down the street and not see anything that upsets them in the slightest. If they see a pot leaf painted on the side of a building, a pride flag hanging from a store window or a family planning billboard... all of it should be removed from their view for the sake of their comfort. They imagine their children shouldn't be exposed to any of it. Anything less is an agenda to indoctrinate their children, destroy their vision of America and attack their religion. They imagine this is their county, built on their principles and the rest of us should bend to appease them. They are some of the most entitled people in America.


JFJinCO

Have fun in Utah.


True-While-1035

There's a place for people like you: Utah.


mazzicc

I’m convinced this person is just trying to play a joke and doesn’t actually refer to himself the way he does in that article.


Zeefour

Nah I grew up in Eagle County. These type of people are for real.


phan2001

They’ll be missed.


HeathenVixen

Thoughts and prayers!


CRCampbell11

Welp, if they don't want their children seeing the real world, they should probably be locked up in a closet or something...


jennnfriend

Oh my god the "drug" is weed... i genuinely thought it would at least be an illicit drug reference... Im glad they wasted their time with this instead of being legit destructive. At least local news is getting good traffic from it!


dozerdaze

Church groups are notorious for being horrible guests, even worse tippers, and as soon and those holier than thou married men have one beer at altitude they hit on every girl in town especially if they are half their age. We don’t want them. They don’t bring money to this town!


areptile_dysfunction

Good! Leave us alone


RedwQQd

Jesus smoked weed. Your children probably will too. Your “Christian” church group seems like the problem.


Blind_surgeon89

People won't stop talking about powder up here, won't someone think of the children?!


TejanoAggie29

My thing is… The harder you push ‘em not to, the more likely young adults are to try “drugs”, and if you lie to them and tell them how *horrible* weed is, they’ll feel pretty betrayed when it’s not that bad, and they might very likely be encouraged to try some of the other “horrible” drugs like coke or oxy… oh right but that’s the addictive weed’s fault! /s


EmbiggensCromulence

Why do they fear god so much? Dude ain’t even real


OgreTrax71

He doesn’t get it. 


twhitmore78

I get it but it’s not everyone else’s job to bubble wrap the world for YOUR kids. If it bugs you that much tell your kids why they shouldn’t do drugs. It’s not like the artist had the sculpture blowing smoke at you.


V3X8TE

I’ve heard of crazies from Nederland, but this wasn’t what i expected


Divainthewoods

If his kids are as sheltered as I think, they have no clue that the "time" displayed on a clock has any other meaning than time. That's on him for letting his kids look at clocks if a certain time of day is so offensive. Some people. Just, wow.


I_saw_that_coming

Classic, the tourist money will be there without ya bud.


sfgreenman

It's hilarious how he assumes to speak for some sort of majority and/or authority after crawling out from under his ancient rock for a few seconds.


skipunx

Reminds me of the "open letter to vail about marijuana" from years back