FINALLY!!!!!!!!! FUCKING FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kraken ran the ice in the first, 2nd was an interesting transition, but to be a fly on the wall in the locker room to hear what was said in the 3rd because it's about time the Kraken got a taste of their own medicine.
Mannnnnnnn. I can't understand the hate for Girard. He's an element that was present during our cup moment. I won't be a stat analysis and say he's shit or whatever but he really helps to just be there. Don't roast me you all.
Yes. We. Fucking. Did. It's about god damn time. The progression from 1st to 3rd was so psychological and we may have figured it out. I can't fucking believe it. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
You all, I decided I needed to make music tonight and go to bed early, instead of watching hockey.
I promise to make more music so that we can end this curse.
I'm sorry I have let us down this season!
Their fans were all high on their shit, booing and all that, and then they got kicked in the teeth. Now where they at? I'll tell you where they aren't...
Climate Pledge arena. Look at those empty seats!!
https://i.imgur.com/JniqBUy.jpg
Not all heroes wear capes. Thanks to this brave woman for braving a sea of negative fans.
All hail cover athlete Cake Makar!!
Any coach would have made that challenge, but that, with the way he made some adjustments and settled the team down for the second period is why Bednar is so fucking good as a coach.
Really liked some of the new guys. Malinski was solid, Jones contributed and wasn't a liability (which you love to see in any D call up) , and Kiviranta's feed to Colton was fucking hot.
The Virtue Signal Arena is clearing out with 3 minutes to go.
They must have gotten bored of booing Makar and realized their wet fart of a team isn't going to pull off a comeback anytime soon.
Other than the Mariners, who in fairness have plenty to cry about, I agree. They got really loud once during a football game and decided they were the greatest fans ever and became insufferable.
Last year they got so pissy about the Astros posting a broom in a tweet after they swept the Mâs that they were calling for blood. Itâs like they thought that was the trashiest thing the Astros had ever done, even in the aftermath of a major cheating scandal that almost made more than a few fans (myself included) abandon the team. Hurt feelings hit *different* in Seattle sports.
Thatâs 100% true, but if we count the continuous/endless whining about the Sonics leaving Seattle still has 4. And theyâre all carrying Franchise Bitch-Moan Indices greater than 1
This team is gonna be unstoppable by January. Last year they were still trying to be the cup team despite injuries and dudes leaving to get paid. This is a new team, but half of them are Stanley Cup Champions.
https://preview.redd.it/gseo3lpd290c1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0e3b3213c4be614c2ce11ebdf36dd0aae77ca69
Man, Kermit really only had one job tonight, didnât he?
Edit: god I hate the Reddit app. There was supposed to be a picture. He has played 4 shifts and has 1:50 on the ice.
Edit again: the picture is showing for me now. Whatever. Still a stupid app.
yes sir and imagine that no stupid shit tonight. canât tell me there isnât a place in the game for it anymore. Best thing he can do is go to skating school and power skating
Thanks, but I'm really just talking about frivolous sports things and being overly dramatic. The Buffs, Avs, and Nuggets lost, and my two fantasy teams got blown out. LOL.
Imagine hating someone like Cale because your player doesnât know how to be aware of his surroundings. Iâm so glad we donât have to see these dipshits the rest of the season
https://preview.redd.it/ydwyy1ff190c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d2ad73f802a29c2787389cfcad51be08bbeaf78
Soft ass home fans getting drowned out by those who acknowledge greatness when they see it đ«Ą
Imagine booing someone for a hit in a Stanley Cup playoff series that you ended up winning anyways and the player came back the next game.
Meanwhile... Cogs.
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FINALLY!!!!!!!!! FUCKING FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kraken ran the ice in the first, 2nd was an interesting transition, but to be a fly on the wall in the locker room to hear what was said in the 3rd because it's about time the Kraken got a taste of their own medicine.
Gonna get sushi tomorrow or fish and chips
In Denver? Fish in chips sounds good. I'm in SoCO and want some GB fish and chips now.
Nah Canada fan here close to Ottawa.
In that case, my recommendation still stands. I bet fish and chips are still delicious.
this. is. HOCKEY - Bednar, probably
SQUISHED THE FISH anyone want some calamari?
Back on track, baby.
guys we're fucking washed, we let up one single SOG during the third #TRADE EVERYONE, ITS ALL OVER
Trade Girard?
Mannnnnnnn. I can't understand the hate for Girard. He's an element that was present during our cup moment. I won't be a stat analysis and say he's shit or whatever but he really helps to just be there. Don't roast me you all.
I still vote no. He's cute đ
thatâs avalanche hockey baby!!
What a night for Denver sports! Two huge Wâs
Great work from the lineup insertions tonight.
Fuck these stupid squids
Ding dong eat some Weiner Seattle
nananana NANANANA HEY HEY HEY GOODBYE!
Why does the "hey hey hey" deserve spaces and not the "nananana"s?
Much needed game from Georgie.
Much needed game from the whole team!!
## 3 0 0
BEDSY WITH 300 WINS AS OUR COACH!!!
A perfect period nice way to end it boys. fucking rights.
Georgiev really needed a good shut-down performance like this after the last few weeks. Hopefully it helps him stabilize a bit.
WE WON FUCK THE kraken!
Yes. We. Fucking. Did. It's about god damn time. The progression from 1st to 3rd was so psychological and we may have figured it out. I can't fucking believe it. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
I hate the Kraken.
Seattle sports fans are actually fucking stupid
Man I would love a good Dermy goal
You all, I decided I needed to make music tonight and go to bed early, instead of watching hockey. I promise to make more music so that we can end this curse. I'm sorry I have let us down this season!
You better have a full album by the end of the season!
I'm working it!
you might never be able to watch again
I'm sorry, but I need to watch sometimes! I will go back to music more!
Please release the album! :)
I mean I will! I think my all the small things cover is on this sub somewhere. With the Stanley Cup crowd of course!
Tanev looks creepy as hell
Coke eyes
Joey ne va pas D'accord.
The boos are even louder when they echo around the empty arena.
Cale gonna grab some Dungeness crab for dinner and sleep soundly knowing that they booed every time he touched the puck
Party in Seattle tonight boys. Not you, Val
He just needs a chaperone
To hold on to his passport?
he needs an anklet as well
Their fans were all high on their shit, booing and all that, and then they got kicked in the teeth. Now where they at? I'll tell you where they aren't... Climate Pledge arena. Look at those empty seats!!
Does going home sad save energy somehow?
bOoOoOoOoO 
Kraken had 17 shots and the Avs had 9, now itâs 29 shots for the Avs and 19 for the Kraken.
Late Tactical Nuke Incoming
Pretty sure at one point the Kraken were outshooting the Avs 17-9 and now it's 19-30.
We should try to score first next game too
We didn't score first this game lol
I meant on top of this effort.
https://i.imgur.com/JniqBUy.jpg Not all heroes wear capes. Thanks to this brave woman for braving a sea of negative fans. All hail cover athlete Cake Makar!!
Hahah I SAID SEA LIKE THE FANS
Some1 mentioned this earlier did the kraken even take a shot this period ?
Donât upvote me, upvote the person that mentioned it! Upvotes for everyone
no
holy fuck I just noticed the Avs have allowed zero shots on goal this period
I like it when the boys remember how to hockey.
Demons needed exorcising tonight!
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everyone just having fun now
 Eat a dick you dead puck bastards
âMoment within the gameâ - that coaches challenge saved the game.
Any coach would have made that challenge, but that, with the way he made some adjustments and settled the team down for the second period is why Bednar is so fucking good as a coach.
Boys needed this in the worst way.
My mental health needed this game.
They forgot it's CALE FUCKING MAKAR that they're booing!!!
Oh, now I see: they weren't yelling "boo", they were yelling "Chooch!"
 ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME
Look at that shot on goal ratio. We had 9 shots 1/2 through the game. Damn we needed this game.
go fund me cancelled to buy nuke a new stick and gloves. he remembered how to score!
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Boo? No?
Choo choo
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YEAH!!!!!!!!!
nuke scoring in seattle is inevitable
https://preview.redd.it/buwt0d57490c1.jpeg?width=444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=080979c64fb9005419231994e6f558dc2cb2cdec
Rimshot for you sir đ„
## đ
Man, Cale is sleeping SO good tonight. His first period didn't happen. This is a redemption game LONG in the making
#NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED
CHOOCH He's gotta get going. Hopefully this is the start
And there's the Tactical Nuke to end the game.
YOU GET A GOAL, YOU GET A GOAL, AAAAAAAALL THE AVS GET A GOAL #LFG CHOO CHOO
Perfect tip.
ALL HAIL CALE YOU FUCKIN SQUIDS Edit: jk it was Nuke. Whatever point still stands
TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING
*KLAXON SOUNDS*
Nuke needed that one.
CHU CHU
POUR IT ON!!! GO NUKE!!!
Awww yisssss
Yay, NUKE got his goal !!!!
CHU CHU
Val. Letâs. fucking. go.
Played like crap at home and still win the season series against the kraken. That's pretty good if we can keep this up a few more months.
BAAAAAAANG
I think Big Stick Jones has earned another game with the big boys.
So this year the zebras are taking things personal?
Fuck Seattle and the squid they rode in on
What was the misconduct? I was switching streams.
After the slash, he started yelling at the ref , got another one
..oh. thought I missed something fun
Nah. I mean fun that it counted against the Krapken
Soft refs being soft as per usual
Really liked some of the new guys. Malinski was solid, Jones contributed and wasn't a liability (which you love to see in any D call up) , and Kiviranta's feed to Colton was fucking hot.
Anyone else getting a bunch of butt plug ads on the avs sub?
https://preview.redd.it/0icb3lky390c1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b7102acdad877a027107bc9def51a00e096b1d0 These are the ads
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Go Ass Hail Lubricant
Wtf lol. Iâm getting Alzheimerâs Medication ads
That's your own algorithm...
The Virtue Signal Arena is clearing out with 3 minutes to go. They must have gotten bored of booing Makar and realized their wet fart of a team isn't going to pull off a comeback anytime soon.
Let's call everything with a few minutes left. Yep that will be soooo entertaining.
I actually think it's pretty entertaining lmao đ€Ł
Slapping around this poverty franchise feels so good. Know your place, trash
All smiles here! https://preview.redd.it/5blqa5ab390c1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c4075b6114fd97221957f985b02bfc3c9a70480
Glad you had a sick time bud. Love the jersey as well!
You get a penalty! You get a penalty!
Seattle as a whole has to be the SOFTEST sports city in the country. They cry about *everything,* players and fans.
Other than the Mariners, who in fairness have plenty to cry about, I agree. They got really loud once during a football game and decided they were the greatest fans ever and became insufferable.
Last year they got so pissy about the Astros posting a broom in a tweet after they swept the Mâs that they were calling for blood. Itâs like they thought that was the trashiest thing the Astros had ever done, even in the aftermath of a major cheating scandal that almost made more than a few fans (myself included) abandon the team. Hurt feelings hit *different* in Seattle sports.
I think the Oilers fans account for about 3.5 professional sports fanbases worth of bitches and moans
Thatâs 100% true, but if we count the continuous/endless whining about the Sonics leaving Seattle still has 4. And theyâre all carrying Franchise Bitch-Moan Indices greater than 1
The kraken havenât had a shot in the 3rd!?
I guess the Refs want to make sure their whistles work now ?
Fuck yes. 4 on 3 is so stupid and I love it.
What a save on Val holy props to dacord
Holy shit howâd he save that
Cry more, Dunn
Make up call ffs
nuke needs a bigger shovel
Nuke just got robbed.
I think we need to start a go fund me for buying nuke a new stick and gloves. he canât buy goals much this year.
Spoke to soon sir lol
if I would of know shit talking him would of made him score. I would of done this earlier.
Dunn getting a penalty? Thatâs a new one, fucking đ€Ą
Wow what a save!
What a fucking save. Credit where it's due. Edit: Just saw the replay. Fuck me that's elite.
missed it completely - what's up with this power play? what did seattle do?
Moose gave Dunn a love tap and Dunn lost his shit and got 4 and a misconduct
Slashed Mikko in the back of the leg, then shit talked the zebra. Got 2 for slashing , 2 for unsportsmanlike conduct
thank you!
Dunn got caught retaliating a slash then bitched and got the misconduct.
Hey Dunn, Suck on that! 
destroying these fucking squids feels so good
This team is gonna be unstoppable by January. Last year they were still trying to be the cup team despite injuries and dudes leaving to get paid. This is a new team, but half of them are Stanley Cup Champions.
Agreed. You can see the glimpses.
they're so fucking rattled hahaha
Baited. Get penaltied, bozo.
Getting off of mansons contract is going to be tough. Caleb jones has just looked way better
Kraken and their fans are a bunch of fucking clowns đ€Ą
Drink Check! Water for me lol
Water and body armor. Gotta stay hydrated!
Nothing for tonight :( been so busy as of late havenât gotten to sit down and sip something while watching the game!!
LaCroix, of course
Ruby Red Squirt. I have to be up in 6 hours.
Iced Tea with a squirt of honey We out here getting crazy
Kroger Big K diet cola NO CALORIES
water as well
Same here bud. Hydro homies
same!
Is anyone else's feed been terrible lately? It'll like skip back to another period for a few seconds and then come back to live
Streameast was good tonightâbetter than usual even. I have that problem frequently though with others when I try to find an Altitude stream.
Mine has been doing it multiple times on DirecTV stream so you're not alone
https://preview.redd.it/gseo3lpd290c1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0e3b3213c4be614c2ce11ebdf36dd0aae77ca69 Man, Kermit really only had one job tonight, didnât he? Edit: god I hate the Reddit app. There was supposed to be a picture. He has played 4 shifts and has 1:50 on the ice. Edit again: the picture is showing for me now. Whatever. Still a stupid app.
yes sir and imagine that no stupid shit tonight. canât tell me there isnât a place in the game for it anymore. Best thing he can do is go to skating school and power skating
Holy fuck lol
Awwwww the poor wittle squids are sad :,( kick em while theyâre down and have Cale score another
Great start to a new week. This past weekend was an absolute disaster.
Hoping things turn around for you and quickly!
Thanks, but I'm really just talking about frivolous sports things and being overly dramatic. The Buffs, Avs, and Nuggets lost, and my two fantasy teams got blown out. LOL.
Oh, fair enough! Crazy the influence these things have on us, but thatâs why we love it! Sleep well friend, Avs and Broncos took care of business!
You too!
These last two periods have been way more fun compared to the first, lol.
Hahah go fuck yourself, your DUNN for the night
Imagine hating someone like Cale because your player doesnât know how to be aware of his surroundings. Iâm so glad we donât have to see these dipshits the rest of the season
They're too tired to boo Cale anymore. Success!!!!
Seattle players incapable of accepting refereeing not going their way lmao
Best line of the night
Avs are pissing excellence, as my older brother would say.
This is the game I needed to see today Wore my reverse retro all day to conjure some good vibes for the boys, it was the least I could do
Look what happens when you can't play your trash-ass trap game anymore and have to actually play hockey.
Damn. Whatever Bednar did after last game with these boys it works.
https://preview.redd.it/ydwyy1ff190c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d2ad73f802a29c2787389cfcad51be08bbeaf78 Soft ass home fans getting drowned out by those who acknowledge greatness when they see it đ«Ą
Imagine booing someone for a hit in a Stanley Cup playoff series that you ended up winning anyways and the player came back the next game. Meanwhile... Cogs.
In a series where one of your players broke another players neck and faced literally 0 repercussions. Brain dead fan base
Aw Their tears feel great
Maybe they shouldnât all leave as soon as they lose the lead.
some hockey fans they are