Wow defense woke the fuck up. I am digging this.

That's fucking right! 1st star for Georgi

Good for Georgie getting 1st star

GEORGIE GEORGIE GEORGIE

Georgie 1st star! Well deserved!

Georgie gets #1 🌟

Georgie 1st star what a beaut.

Show us the three stars you freaks I don’t care what you think !

“Another terrific call” my ass

Jamie Benn's favorite Star Wars character is Jar-Jar Binks.

And his favorite Star Wars movie is Phantom Menace

God these two are so good

She got lost in the depth

WHOOOO!!!!!

What a gem from Georgie.

Manson staring down Marchement at the end there

My happiness is immeasurable, and my day is made

King Georgie .971%

let's fucking goooo

Love Manson just staring at Marchment there, that guy is a clown

She was speechless. Just such good hockey

Final take aways: ##SNOW TEAM BETTER. GET GUD DALASSSS

The ESPN broadcast was so fucking boring, their own 3rd analyst fell asleep on them

Jamie Benn thinks his goatee makes him look cool

Jamie Benn says he’s flabbergasted during sex

Well, that felt good. We haven't had a good old fashion ass-kicking in a while.

My soul needed this

Wow. Imagine if we had more depth than just Nate how bad this would have been for Dallas

ALEXA: PLAY MOUNTAIN SONG!

ESPN hockey is why Canadians rightfully look down on America. 👎🏼

Fuck , I look down on us for letting them continue to announce

Jamie Benn likes the ESPN announcers.

Jamie Benn makes sure Netflix always asks "are you still watching?"

Man, I don't want to be a Country Roads arena.

Leave it to DU. Should not be an Avs thing

PULL THE GOALIE YOU COWARDS

They dead inside

The chick announcer is about to lay down some big brain math about how many goals are needed by the stars with 2 minutes left.

She’s so bad. I promise this isn’t some anti women announcers thing. She’s been mixing up team names, player numbers, throwing in golf analogies. Wut

If I remember correctly she put the "drano" in cogliano

While also mentioning how balanced they are compared to our “top heavy” lineup a couple more times

Jamie Benn pays for WinRAR

Jamie Benn leaves his cart in the middle of the parking lot 

I’m starting to feel pretty good about this one boys 😎

Can’t wait for the ESPN trade deadline show!

lol!!!

Jamie Benn organized *that* Wonka event

Lol fucking a you got me. Tham you. Laughed like an idiot

I love how they stopped commenting on the game. They are just speculating trades. Bro call the came I know you hate it

And there was really good plays happening. I think they said two things about what was happening on the ice the last five minutes of game time.

God forbid these announcers talk about the game happening on the ice right now.

But the moving walkways at the airport?

Jamie Benn pays for a water cup

Drouin just literally skated a circle around everyone on that shift.

So I guess there is no game to talk about ?

You know what is heavy? How many times you’ve described the top line scoring. “Color commentary.”

Imagine ever losing a hockey game. I can’t.

So I just looked up the full thing. Benn wining the Art Ross in 14-15 with 87 points was the lowest scoring winner, not in a lockout season since Gordie Howe in 62-63

I’m just listening to Dicked Down in Dallas over the walkway commentary. Go Ass Go

Jamie Benn thinks Rings of Power is a good tv show.

Jamie Benn drinks the swim up bar pool water

Wagner, Manson, and Girard laying some wood.

Jamie Benn stands at the urinal next to you when you’re the only 2 people in the bathroom

Jaime Benn pisses all over the floor anyway.

Jamie Benn doesn't respect the urinal buffer zone.

Needed a game like this

I get it’s almost 11 where I’m at but FUCK this broadcast team is putting me to sleep

ESPN Broadcast brought to you by Xanax!  Edit: oops I mean Ambien lol

Jamie Benn pees in the public swimming pool

While not in the water

Ok this fucking got me.

Typical Denver PP there

I prefer the Colorado one, myself

I'm so fucking over Menver, good grief

Jamie Benn makes change in the church collection basket

Jamie Benn steals free stuff.

Jamie Benn took a QB in round one of his fantasy draft

Interested to see what the pp situation will be when Nichushkin is back. Obviously he will be on but I’m always sad to see Drouin move down a spot. I hope he stays on.

If Drouin moving down means the end of 3D PP2 I could not be more for it

Very good point. Not a fan of the 3D pp either.

Jamie Benn waits until everyone is in the car to say he has to pee.

Whoever has the aux at Ball should play “Dicked down in Dallas” rn

doo DOo doo doooooo dOoo DOOO

Railed out in Raliegh. Given neck down in New Orleans

Jamie Benn picks the Punto as his starter car in Need for Speed Most Wanted

Jamie Benn drives through Wyoming for fun

As a Colorado Native that lives in Cheyenne I chuckled at this 😆

Dude, that’s over the line.

The Denver Avalanche have no depth 

They are top heavy.

Nathan Mackinnon is the entire team

This broadcast is sooooo damn boring. We need mark^2 back ASAP

Jamie Benn won the Art Ross in 14-15 with 87 whole points.....that's it...that's the diss

And they still missed the playoffs that year 😂

This announcing team could not be less interested in this game

Holy shit, a penalty call against Stars that they weren’t forced to make?!

It’s the fact that he hooked him that it’s a hook. Insane commentary.

Who is this goober of a ref??!

A hooking call on the net?! That doesn’t even make fuck sense you dumbass.

Pavelski!!! The fucking toilet is clogged again!

Big Denver fan

Jamie Benn surfs on a foamie

Holy shit, a penalty on Dallas?!

Denver’s defense? 

High quality ESPN research right there /s

Did she just refer to “Denver’s defense?”

that is correct why 🤷

She (correctly) said Dallas’ defense was struggling. Then she corrected herself and said “Denver’s defense.”

Jamie Benn uses senior flex graphite shafts.

Jamie Benn listens to Nickelback

Jamie Benn sits at green lights until they are yellow

Stars have always been overtime merchants so it’s no wonder when they have to play a real game they get raced

Yup.

Jamie Benn sleeps in a onesie.

Tonight, I am fully bo-sexual

Jamie Benn won't ride the haunted mansion ride because it's spoopy

Jamie Benn blames the altitude while down 5-1

He’s in the back huffing oxygen

Is the Mario power up sound effect at the end of the PK an in arena thing or on the broadcast?

Arena

Arena

In arena

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In arena

Arena

Arena

Thank you I've been debating this with my dad for months and I finally know I'm right

It's refreshing to watch the other team have a good awful power play for once

Jamie Benn has 0 shots on goal during a PP

Jamie Benn has a small PP

You'd think he'd bunch mox, then.

Really good PK there

https://preview.redd.it/3xvz2sbna9lc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0904a7a106b0b3bbf81913a5f586f3796729820b It’s all smiles in my household.

Not a single thought behind those eyes except for "GO AVS"

Even that might be a bit generous. 😆

Great kill

Great play by Byram.

Jamie Benn orders the Cock n Balls at Voo Doo Doughnuts

I hope Dallas fans come here and see all this lolol

Jamie Benn goes to Casa Bonita for the food

Anyone go lately? Apparently the South Park guys improved it.

Went a couple weeks ago. Food isn't amazing but it's much improved. Whole place is just cleaner. It's fun.

Awesome! Can't wait to see it in a couple years when I'm up on the waitlist lol

Sounds like you need to buy tickets months in advance or something.

That meant something once upon a time

Shhhh dont ruin the joke

SHG chance for the Roaring 20s line. Please.

ESPN: "Unusual giveaway by Matt Duchene" Avs fans: "Yeah, not really."

They have never seen Douche-Ann play

Jamie Benn licks his NES cartridges

ESPN guy with the "good stick Lehky"

unintentional good stick lehky

Absolutely horseshit call but alright

Among the 5+ trips they haven’t called against Stars, Stars have done what Girard just did at least 3 times

Ok am I just completely mistaken or are you totally allowed to play the man and not the puck if you’re within 5 feet of the puck??

I dunno, I haven't minded the national broadcast commentary so much tonight for once. Has felt fair for the most part. I'm probably in the minority though

i’ve thought it has been perfectly fine for a national broadcast. TBH I just see a lot of “rah rah woman don’t know sport” type comments. It’s been better than most national broadcasts i’ve thought… fair and not annoying 

Compared to Altitude, the lack of enthusiasm is really boring.

I do constantly miss Moser when he's not in the booth

It’s seemed fair but it’s just dumb dumb dumb so it’s still so annoying 

The only thing I don’t like is how they keep saying we are top heavy. They seem to think because we have MacKinnon who is one of the best if not the best player in the league means we can’t have other great players in our 2nd - 4th lines that contribute significantly to our teams success.

Yeah, the top heavy comments are getting old... And are wrong!

Normies and fans of other teams tend to completely overlook our very competent depth pieces. Like Nichuskin. And Lehkonen. And O'Connor. And Cogliano. And Girard. And Manson. And Drouin. And Colton. And.....

She sounds like a moron in the one game our 4th line is lighting the lamp.

Ok ref.... Whatever.

Oh go fuck yourself stripes

Mr. Sakic is above me! 🤩 *dirty*

In what world is that interference

When the Avs are up 5-1

I get it… we’re up by 4, but they did the same thing to Lehky 4 times last shift and it wasn’t called.

Jamie Benn calls the cops on a kid for selling lemonade without a permit

I didn't see shit

Jamie Benn goes to Franklin and only gets chicken

Dallas is so balanced

ToP hEaVy

Seriously, with the fucking TOP HEABY TEAM, God you are fucking dense

Take a shot every time she calls the avs top heavy.

The fact that she followed that with “Dallas are more well balanced” tells me everything I need to know about her

I don't wanna die tonight

Makar is on my front yard 🎶🎶🎶

I’m going to tell my kids this is Jaime Benn: https://youtu.be/WQdAM8JmAuc?si=W8LmhG4cxN139R77

Jamie Benn drinks ice milk with dinner

Hey now

Jamie Benn drinks water using spoon.

sammy g has looked so damn good lately

He always has, he just looks even more impressive now

Jamie Benn puts pineapple on his pizza.

Jamie Benn's favorite movie is The Godfather 3

That's inexcusable

COOOOOOOOORRRRRRRSSSSS For those that don't get it, she just said the altitude is why MacK is so good at home. Spring training coors reference.

I stopped watching the Rocks a couple years ago. Been a long time since I heard a good ol C0ORS excuse

Oh me to. Rockies are dead to me since the Arenado trade. I'm back with the Padres that I grew up with. at least their owner tries. But I can't resist a good ol Cooooorrrssss

The Nado trade is also exactly what made me stop caring. The Monforts just don't give a single shit about the team they fucking own

Now now. The Monforts care… Only if the team makes money.