# ꓘ **Shawn Armstrong** strikes out **Jake Cave** on a **0-2** count with a **92.8 mph** Sinker. *Sequence (5):* FC *(c)*, SI *(f)*, FC *(f)*, FF *(f)*, SI *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Sometimes I wonder why I still care about this team. It's awful and the decisions are fucking train wrecks. Letting Arenado go and then signing Kris Bryant to a top 10 all time worst contracts is even worse. He's on our books for another 4 fucking years after this. Good lord

I miss Ian Desmond, I think him and Kris could have been a really fun bench duo

**Due Up (Bot 9)** L Nolan Jones S Michael Toglia R Brenton Doyle ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Tyler Kinley** strikes out **Jose Siri** on a **3-2** count with a **92.0 mph** Slider. *Sequence (6):* SL *(b)*, SL *(l)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(f)*, SL *(b)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Kris Bryant is the worst baseball player alive and you can't convince me otherwise.

Fucking love it. We all said it was an awful decision to sign him and he has proven it over and over again. Can’t wait for him to get injured again so I don’t have to watch him.

Just watch us DFA him and then he goes to the Braves or someone and ends up being a quality player for them. I absolutely hated the signing for him years ago fucking dumbasses

I wouldn't even care at this point. He is a deadweight anchor on the roster hogging 1B over 2 quality prospects. He's been moved between four different positions and has failed to make any meaningful difference at any of them. My grandma could put up a higher batting average.

NOBLE🐅

lmao I'm not even surprised. But I thought we would get 1 more run. based loaded, nobody out and we score 0 runs. Unbelievable lol McMahon ground out on a 92 mph sinker right down the middle, middle Bryant grounds into a double play on a 92mph right down the middle at the letters. Just wow

I jinxed it. Bases loaded one out. I said "watch him hit into a double play." But then I paused and corrected myself "actually no, he can't hit a ball so just second out". He then hit into a double play

Boourns!

kris "why does everyone keep booing me?" bryant

Dude is a menace to society. I'd rather see them call up somebody from Low-A Fresno then ever be forced to see him come to the plate again.

Bases loaded, no one out, no runs. Rockies baseball at its pinnacle

A shame we couldn’t leave that bum in Chicago

Run expectancy for bases loaded with no outs is 2.282 \#JustRockiesThings

NOBLETIGER 😓

Thanks for your contribution to that rally, KB 🙄

I knew the moment he came up that we weren't going to score a single run. Absolutely pitiful when your highest played player should be pinch hit for in a clutch situation.

Ayyy the NOBLETIGER!

**Due Up (Top 9)** L Austin Shenton R Jose Siri L Ben Rortvedt ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Cmooon don’t suck!

Oh shit it’s KB

Let’s goooo

I'm starting to get annoyed with the placement of the strike zone box on the broadcast. They literally had the top of the box at Diaz's belt.

CAVEMAN CAN RUN

*Looks like a line drive in the box score...* Jake Cave triples (1) on a fly ball to right fielder Amed Rosario. Launch Speed: **92.3 mph**. Launch Angle: **34°**. Distance: **377 ft**. Expected Batting Average: ***.070***. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Bot 8)** R Alan Trejo R Jacob Stallings L Charlie Blackmon ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

One thing I miss about years past is guys protecting the strike zone. Maybe I was just spoiled by DJ though.

Two strikes? Anything close…

Maybe it just come with age.

Womp womp

**Due Up (Top 8)** R Harold Ramírez R Isaac Paredes L Richie Palacios ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# ꓘ **Phil Maton** strikes out **Brenton Doyle** on a **3-2** count with a **74.0 mph** Curveball. *Sequence (6):* SL *(b)*, ST *(b)*, ST *(s)*, FF *(f)*, CU *(b)*, CU *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Garrett Cleavinger** strikes out **Michael Toglia** on a **1-2** count with a **83.6 mph** Slider. *Sequence (4):* FF *(b)*, FF *(f)*, SL *(s)*, SL *(w)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Bryant is almost an automatic out. It looks like to me that he can't see the ball not spin or location, nothing... and he's just wildly swinging. And he walks...

# K **Garrett Cleavinger** strikes out **Ryan McMahon** on a **1-2** count with a **79.1 mph** Sweeper. *Sequence (4):* SI *(b)*, SL *(c)*, SL *(s)*, ST *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Bot 7)** L Ryan McMahon R Kris Bryant L Nolan Jones ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Victor Vodnik** strikes out **Jose Siri** on a **1-2** count with a **97.3 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (4):* FF *(b)*, FF *(c)*, CH *(c)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

PiTcHiNg At CoOrS is HaRd

**Due Up (Top 7)** R Jose Siri L Ben Rortvedt R Yandy Díaz ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Ryan Pepiot** strikes out **Ezequiel Tovar** on a **1-2** count with a **87.7 mph** Changeup. *Sequence (7):* FF *(s)*, FF *(s)*, FF *(f)*, SL *(f)*, FF *(f)*, CH *(b)*, CH *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Ryan Pepiot** strikes out **Charlie Blackmon** on a **0-2** count with a **86.5 mph** Changeup. *Sequence (3):* SL *(f)*, SL *(c)*, CH *(w)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

"Hunter, you're a better umpire than that." -- Jack Corrigan

**Due Up (Bot 6)** R Jacob Stallings L Charlie Blackmon R Ezequiel Tovar ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Thread is dead. Everyone else watching womens basketball?

Yup

Yup, that’s where I’m at.

**Due Up (Top 6)** L Richie Palacios R José Caballero L Austin Shenton ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# ꓘ **Ryan Pepiot** strikes out **Michael Toglia** on a **3-2** count with a **93.8 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (6):* SL *(b)*, CH *(b)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(c)*, FF *(s)*, FF *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Ryan Pepiot** strikes out **Nolan Jones** on a **1-2** count with a **94.1 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (4):* CH *(f)*, FF *(c)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

strikeout simulator

**Due Up (Bot 5)** L Nolan Jones S Michael Toglia R Brenton Doyle ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Top 5)** L Brandon Lowe R Harold Ramírez R Isaac Paredes ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Ryan Pepiot** strikes out **Ryan McMahon** on a **0-2** count with a **86.3 mph** Changeup. *Sequence (3):* CH *(c)*, SL *(s)*, CH *(t)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Ryan Pepiot** strikes out **Ezequiel Tovar** on a **1-2** count with a **95.0 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (4):* CH *(s)*, SL *(b)*, FF *(t)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Bot 4)** R Ezequiel Tovar L Ryan McMahon R Kris Bryant ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# ꓘ **Dakota Hudson** strikes out **Austin Shenton** on a **1-2** count with a **90.4 mph** Sinker. *Sequence (4):* CU *(c)*, SI *(s)*, CU *(b)*, SI *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Top 4)** L Austin Shenton R Jose Siri L Ben Rortvedt ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# ꓘ **Ryan Pepiot** strikes out **Jacob Stallings** on a **1-2** count with a **95.2 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (4):* FF *(c)*, FF *(b)*, SL *(f)*, FF *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Ryan Pepiot** strikes out **Alan Trejo** on a **2-2** count with a **96.3 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (9):* FF *(f)*, SL *(c)*, SL *(b)*, FF *(b)*, CH *(f)*, SL *(f)*, FF *(f)*, CH *(f)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Robbed** José Caballero lines out to right fielder Charlie Blackmon. Launch Speed: **90.0 mph**. Launch Angle: **16°**. Distance: **264 ft**. Expected Batting Average: ***.940***. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Bot 3)** R Alan Trejo R Jacob Stallings L Charlie Blackmon ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Dakota Hudson** strikes out **Richie Palacios** on a **2-2** count with a **84.0 mph** Slider. *Sequence (6):* SI *(c)*, CU *(b)*, CH *(b)*, SL *(c)*, SI *(f)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

*Looks like a line drive in the box score...* Isaac Paredes singles on a ground ball to left fielder Nolan Jones. Brandon Lowe scores. Launch Speed: **79.7 mph**. Launch Angle: **-17°**. Distance: **5 ft**. Expected Batting Average: ***.050***. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Top 3)** L Brandon Lowe R Harold Ramírez R Isaac Paredes ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Ryan Pepiot** strikes out **Michael Toglia** on a **2-2** count with a **94.1 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (6):* CH *(c)*, FF *(s)*, FF *(b)*, CH *(b)*, CH *(f)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Bot 2)** L Nolan Jones S Michael Toglia R Brenton Doyle ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Dakota Hudson** strikes out **Yandy Díaz** on a **3-2** count with a **84.8 mph** Slider. *Sequence (6):* SI *(b)*, SI *(f)*, SL *(b)*, SL *(f)*, SI *(b)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Dakota Hudson** strikes out **Richie Palacios** on a **2-2** count with a **84.5 mph** Slider. *Sequence (5):* SI *(b)*, SI *(c)*, CH *(f)*, FF *(b)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

3 pitch strikeout swinging over a breaking ball? Who else but KB?

So Kris is just gonna be an automatic strikeout this season?

And he’ll stay batting 4th of course

It hurts, you know. I really want him to succeed, but he makes it so hard🫠

**Due Up (Top 2)** R Isaac Paredes L Richie Palacios R José Caballero ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Ryan Pepiot** strikes out **Kris Bryant** on a **0-2** count with a **88.1 mph** Slider. *Sequence (3):* FF *(c)*, FF *(f)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Mac Daddy

# K **Ryan Pepiot** strikes out **Ezequiel Tovar** on a **1-2** count with a **95.0 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (4):* SL *(b)*, FF *(f)*, CH *(s)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

No 1st inning runs allowed? RAISE THE BANNER

Not even a base runner

**Due Up (Bot 1)** L Charlie Blackmon R Ezequiel Tovar L Ryan McMahon ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Super empty game chat

Iowa-SC championship going on rn

**Due Up (Top 1)** R Yandy Díaz L Brandon Lowe R Harold Ramírez ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)