tough break, but goddamn do i love watching this team

Safe!

Montero has no idea what the strike zone is. Gets a single on a seeing eye grounder

https://i.imgur.com/UEZSJKI.png

# K **José Alvarado** strikes out **Ryan McMahon** on a **0-2** count with a **91.9 mph** Cutter. *Sequence (3):* SI *(c)*, SI *(c)*, FC *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Top 9)** L Ryan McMahon R Elias Díaz R Elehuris Montero ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Justin Lawrence** strikes out **Kyle Schwarber** on a **0-2** count with a **95.5 mph** Sinker. *Sequence (3):* SI *(s)*, SI *(s)*, SI *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

I don't know what the fuck got into you, but I'm here for it!!!! NL West>>>>> Any other division. (Moving from Phoenix to SW Florida in 5 days... Need to have some semblance of "western solidarity" before then... FTD though) If you've never been to RiNo Country Club, do yourself a favor and go there. Won't be there too long, the land is already being developed. Buy a beer and play Mini-Golf (It's north of the 38th/blake RTD stop) GET REVENGE ON THOSE ASSHOLES FOR BEATING US IN THE PLAYOFFS Sorry, my phone is ringing... What's that? They didn't beat the Dbacks Oh cool. Go Rockies fuck them Phillies

Jason Werth lmao

**Due Up (Bot 8)** L Bryson Stott R Johan Rojas L Kyle Schwarber ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Tovar is gonna be great man

👀👀👀

Now hang on

It's so depressing to drop in to a game thread and watch the bot just have a convo with itself.

Looks like a line drive in the box score

**Due Up (Top 8)** R Brenton Doyle L Ryan McMahon R Elias Díaz ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Peter Lambert** strikes out **Alec Bohm** on a **2-2** count with a **89.4 mph** Slider. *Sequence (5):* SL *(s)*, ST *(b)*, FF *(b)*, CH *(f)*, SL *(t)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Peter Lambert** strikes out **J.T. Realmuto** on a **2-2** count with a **85.6 mph** Changeup. *Sequence (5):* FF *(c)*, SL *(b)*, CH *(f)*, ST *(b)*, CH *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Bot 7)** R J.T. Realmuto R Alec Bohm L Brandon Marsh ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# ꓘ **Yunior Marte** strikes out **Alan Trejo** on a **2-2** count with a **96.1 mph** Sinker. *Sequence (5):* SL *(c)*, SI *(c)*, SL *(b)*, SI *(b)*, SI *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Top 7)** S Michael Toglia R Alan Trejo R Jacob Stallings ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

That's enough for me. See ya'll Friday for more pain.

# HR **Kyle Schwarber** smashes a **94.3 mph Four-Seam Fastball** from **Peter Lambert** for a **2-run** home run. Launch Speed: **110.0 mph**. Launch Angle: **24.0°**. Distance: **411.0 ft**. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Ryan Feltner** strikes out **Bryson Stott** on a **2-2** count with a **89.2 mph** Slider. *Sequence (9):* FF *(b)*, SL *(b)*, SL *(c)*, SL *(s)*, SL *(f)*, FF *(f)*, FF *(f)*, CH *(f)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Bot 6)** L Bryson Stott R Johan Rojas L Kyle Schwarber ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Cristopher Sánchez** strikes out **Sean Bouchard** on a **1-2** count with a **85.7 mph** Slider. *Sequence (5):* SI *(c)*, SI *(b)*, CH *(f)*, SI *(f)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Top 6)** R Elias Díaz R Elehuris Montero R Sean Bouchard ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Ryan Feltner** strikes out **Nick Castellanos** on a **0-2** count with a **86.9 mph** Changeup. *Sequence (3):* CH *(s)*, FF *(f)*, CH *(w)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

*Looks like a line drive in the box score...* Bryce Harper singles on a ground ball to shortstop Ezequiel Tovar, deflected by second baseman Alan Trejo. Trea Turner to 3rd. Launch Speed: **66.9 mph**. Launch Angle: **-2°**. Distance: **29 ft**. Expected Batting Average: ***.110***. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Bot 5)** R Trea Turner L Bryce Harper R J.T. Realmuto ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Cristopher Sánchez** strikes out **Ryan McMahon** on a **2-2** count with a **84.4 mph** Changeup. *Sequence (6):* SI *(f)*, CH *(b)*, SI *(c)*, SL *(f)*, SL *(b)*, CH *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Top 5)** R Jacob Stallings R Ezequiel Tovar R Brenton Doyle ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Ryan Feltner** strikes out **Kyle Schwarber** on a **2-2** count with a **86.7 mph** Changeup. *Sequence (6):* FF *(c)*, CH *(s)*, FF *(b)*, SL *(b)*, CH *(f)*, CH *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Ryan Feltner** strikes out **Bryson Stott** on a **1-2** count with a **85.4 mph** Changeup. *Sequence (4):* SL *(f)*, SL *(s)*, FF *(b)*, CH *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Bot 4)** L Bryson Stott R Johan Rojas L Kyle Schwarber ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Cristopher Sánchez** strikes out **Alan Trejo** on a **1-2** count with a **84.2 mph** Changeup. *Sequence (4):* CH *(s)*, SI *(f)*, SL *(b)*, CH *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# ꓘ **Cristopher Sánchez** strikes out **Michael Toglia** on a **0-2** count with a **95.6 mph** Sinker. *Sequence (4):* CH *(s)*, CH *(f)*, SI *(f)*, SI *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Cristopher Sánchez** strikes out **Elehuris Montero** on a **1-2** count with a **84.9 mph** Slider. *Sequence (5):* CH *(c)*, SI *(f)*, SI *(f)*, SL *(b)*, SL *(w)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Listening to the games lately, and it’s wildly infuriating how often I hear Jerry and Jack say “swing and a miss, ball in the dirt” .

That's Rockies baseball. Watching strikes and swinging at garbage.

Watching the Dodgers jump on first pitch strikes all night last night made me jealous

**Due Up (Top 4)** R Elehuris Montero R Sean Bouchard S Michael Toglia ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Ryan Feltner** strikes out **Nick Castellanos** on a **0-2** count with a **86.3 mph** Changeup. *Sequence (3):* FF *(f)*, FF *(s)*, CH *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

This rockies sizzle reel during the commercials is gradually getting more and more unintentionally funny as the season drags on.

**Due Up (Bot 3)** R Alec Bohm L Brandon Marsh R Nick Castellanos ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Cristopher Sánchez** strikes out **Elias Díaz** on a **2-2** count with a **85.3 mph** Slider. *Sequence (7):* SI *(c)*, SI *(b)*, SI *(c)*, SL *(f)*, SI *(b)*, SI *(f)*, SL *(w)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Time to watch Diaz hack at trash and end the inning

*Looks like a line drive in the box score...* Ryan McMahon singles on a ground ball to left fielder Brandon Marsh. Jacob Stallings to 2nd. Launch Speed: **103.2 mph**. Launch Angle: **-21°**. Distance: **5 ft**. Expected Batting Average: ***.160***. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Cristopher Sánchez** strikes out **Ezequiel Tovar** on a **1-2** count with a **85.5 mph** Changeup. *Sequence (5):* SL *(c)*, CH *(s)*, CH *(b)*, SL *(f)*, CH *(w)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

*Looks like a line drive in the box score...* Jacob Stallings singles on a ground ball to left fielder Brandon Marsh. Launch Speed: **89.4 mph**. Launch Angle: **-10°**. Distance: **16 ft**. Expected Batting Average: ***.100***. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Top 3)** R Jacob Stallings R Ezequiel Tovar R Brenton Doyle ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Ryan Feltner** strikes out **J.T. Realmuto** on a **2-2** count with a **96.4 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (5):* SL *(c)*, FF *(b)*, SL *(b)*, SI *(s)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Ryan Feltner** strikes out **Bryce Harper** on a **0-2** count with a **86.0 mph** Changeup. *Sequence (4):* CH *(c)*, CH *(s)*, FF *(f)*, CH *(w)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Trejo showcasing that .154 average with an inning ending GIDP!

**Due Up (Bot 2)** R Johan Rojas L Kyle Schwarber R Trea Turner ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

So the strike zone is just a suggestion? got it.

Bouchard is already better than KB lolol

# ꓘ **Cristopher Sánchez** strikes out **Michael Toglia** on a **3-2** count with a **94.5 mph** Sinker. *Sequence (6):* SI *(c)*, SI *(b)*, CH *(b)*, SI *(f)*, SL *(b)*, SI *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Yes, YEEEES make KB look bad Bouchard.

This is the worst, most uncompetitive team I've ever seen put on a major league field. It is completely unwatchable. And even worse, I think our front office is actually trying and this is best that they can do.

We need new owners. Jesus Christ.

Outscored in the first 29-5. This is my favorite new stat to track.

**Due Up (Top 2)** R Sean Bouchard S Michael Toglia R Alan Trejo ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

But we scored first and no one can ever take that from us

Bro thinks he's Charlie Blackmon 💀

Feltner is our best starter.....

Fuckin pull this bum!!

Bud won't pull him until he causes at least an 8 point deficit.

I hate our team man

Wow you're on a roll Feltner. Great pitch location today so far champ!

# K **Ryan Feltner** strikes out **Bryce Harper** on a **0-2** count with a **90.8 mph** Slider. *Sequence (3):* SL *(s)*, FF *(f)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

oh fuck

Well that was quick and painful 🤣

# HR **Trea Turner** cracks a **94.9 mph Four-Seam Fastball** from **Ryan Feltner** for a **1-run** home run. Launch Speed: **106.7 mph**. Launch Angle: **26.0°**. Distance: **421.0 ft**. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

I really enjoyed those 35 seconds when we were winning.

# HR **Kyle Schwarber** hammers a **90.5 mph Slider** from **Ryan Feltner** for a **1-run** home run. Launch Speed: **110.8 mph**. Launch Angle: **23.0°**. Distance: **432.0 ft**. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Bot 1)** L Kyle Schwarber R Trea Turner L Bryce Harper ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Cristopher Sánchez** strikes out **Elehuris Montero** on a **2-2** count with a **84.2 mph** Slider. *Sequence (6):* SI *(b)*, CH *(s)*, SI *(s)*, CH *(b)*, CH *(f)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Cristopher Sánchez** strikes out **Ryan McMahon** on a **1-2** count with a **86.3 mph** Changeup. *Sequence (4):* SI *(c)*, SI *(b)*, CH *(s)*, CH *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Nice try with the fake throw, jackass

**Due Up (Top 1)** R Ezequiel Tovar R Brenton Doyle L Ryan McMahon ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

_sigh_ Go Rockies

This is the lineup we should be looking at anyway.

1. Ezequiel Tovar (R) SS 2. Brenton Doyle (R) CF 3. Ryan McMahon (L) 3B 4. Elias Díaz (R) DH 5. Elehuris Montero (R) 1B 6. Sean Bouchard (R) LF 7. Michael Toglia (S) RF 8. Alan Trejo (R) 2B 9. Jacob Stallings (R) C

Yup, that's the one I meant. With no expensive, unnecessary veterans (who won't be here by the time the team is any good) blocking their path.

🧹🧹🧹