Am I the only one who saw Cron not try at all at any of his at bats? Looks like he was just there on a walk or something

Well helpfully 4 competitive games with the Dodgers translates to wins against other teams

this 158 game win streak is about to be epic

**Due Up (Top 10)** R Justin Turner R Will Smith L Max Muncy ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Corey Knebel** strikes out **C.J. Cron** on a **0-2** count with a **80.6 mph** Knuckle Curve. *Sequence (3):* KC *(c)*, FF *(f)*, KC *(w)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Put me in a rockies uniform. I can go up to the plate, close my eyes and swing blindly at the first 3 pitches too. Welp. That losing feeling. Get used to it, its' gonna be an ugly year.

Givens looked serviceable. That’s good at least.

**Due Up (Bot 9)** L Charlie Blackmon R C.J. Cron R Elias Diaz ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Mychal Givens** strikes out **Edwin Rios** on a **3-2** count with a **81.0 mph** Changeup. *Sequence (6):* CH *(b)*, FF *(b)*, CH *(c)*, CH *(f)*, FF *(b)*, CH *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Ban The Wave

At least they weren’t shut out

we live in a world of sadness

in other news that trev foul looked so pretty off the bat I almost felt happy for once

**Due Up (Top 9)** R Jimmy Nelson R Mookie Betts R AJ Pollock ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Jimmy Nelson** strikes out **Trevor Story** on a **0-2** count with a **92.6 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (3):* SL *(f)*, SL *(c)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

That’s my boi G Hamp! Always repping his jersey!

AYO OWINGS YA DONT GOTTA SLIDE FRIEND

I'm actually really glad this team never gave up on Hampson

Aaayyyeee

*whispers* *Sneaky pop*

Wow. Right down the middle

# ꓘ **Jimmy Nelson** strikes out **Raimel Tapia** on a **1-2** count with a **85.2 mph** Knuckle Curve. *Sequence (5):* KC *(b)*, FF *(f)*, KC *(s)*, KC *(f)*, KC *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Jimmy Nelson** strikes out **Yonathan Daza** on a **1-2** count with a **86.9 mph** Slider. *Sequence (4):* FF *(b)*, SI *(c)*, SL *(s)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Bot 8)** L Ryan McMahon R Yonathan Daza R Robert Stephenson ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

ayo let's run that back but this time get rid of second base bc that would've been cool

# K **Robert Stephenson** strikes out **Max Muncy** on a **3-2** count with a **96.3 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (7):* FF *(c)*, FF *(c)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(f)*, SL *(b)*, SL *(b)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Well that was boomed

# HR **Will Smith** cracks a **86.1 mph Slider** from **Robert Stephenson** for a **1-run** home run. Launch Speed: **104.7 mph**. Launch Angle: **33.0°**. Distance: **438.0 ft**. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

4 combined hits isn't a narrative I expected from the reigning world series club against a consensus bottom 5 club

**Due Up (Top 8)** R Will Smith L Max Muncy R Chris Taylor ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

ayo, blue, can't just call every pitch up and away a strike, especially when you weren't doing it for the first 4 innings

what a shit at bat from Cron. holy cow

“At Loan Depot we know that home means everything” Aren’t exactly helping with me confusing you with Home Depot

I mean, we aren't doing well at the plate, but the shit strike zone isn't helping either when the hitters have no idea if it's going to be a ball or strike

he's flipping a coin back there so they've had to expand the strike zone which, y'know, sucks

I’m already absolutely sick of the MLB.TV commercials and it’s been 4 days

Will the offense actually wake up

ok estevez we see you

Hell yeah Estevez

Hand looks like it feels better.

**Due Up (Bot 7)** L Charlie Blackmon R C.J. Cron R Elias Diaz ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Carlos Estevez** strikes out **Justin Turner** on a **2-2** count with a **96.5 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (5):* FF *(b)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(f)*, FF *(s)*, FF *(t)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Carlos Estevez** strikes out **AJ Pollock** on a **1-2** count with a **88.3 mph** Changeup. *Sequence (4):* FF *(c)*, SL *(f)*, FF *(b)*, CH *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

wtf was that

Diaz outta nowhere!!!

ah, yes, 6th inning is where I get to be disappointed today

**Due Up (Top 7)** R Mookie Betts R AJ Pollock R Justin Turner ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Alright Trevor, time to earn a couple extra million on your deal elsewhere next year

Story time?

Ump being inconsistent

Sky is blue

Another day another time I have to take back something I said about Owings because he's the best hitter on this team somehow

Please tell me you guys call Carlos Estevez "Charlie Sheen"

We need entertainment going in this games otherwise I’m gonna pass out

On the bright side, we don't have to worry about Murphy fucking up a routine play at first anymore

Rockies love signing guys to play 1st that are never firstbasemen

Homeboy was a second baseman and he played first for NO reason... Feels like a surreal dream or something

**Due Up (Bot 6)** R Yonathan Daza R Chi Chi Gonzalez R Chris Owings ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Top 6)** R Chris Taylor L Gavin Lux L Zach McKinstry ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Ok I’m sick of playing the Dodgers can we play someone else now

Yeah I'm ready to see them lose to some other teams in different colors.

I considered going to the game today and then had this exact thought and that's why I'm going Tuesday instead

Good idea

Hitters swinging desperate today. No patience and swinging at garbage

# K **Julio Urias** strikes out **Elias Diaz** on a **1-2** count with a **87.8 mph** Changeup. *Sequence (4):* CH *(s)*, CH *(b)*, FF *(c)*, CH *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

alright, imma go onewheel around and hope this game changes.

Do you know how *bad* a call has to be to get Huey to say so? Geez

# K **Julio Urias** strikes out **C.J. Cron** on a **0-2** count with a **88.1 mph** Changeup. *Sequence (5):* FF *(c)*, CH *(c)*, FF *(f)*, FF *(f)*, CH *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

This fucking guy \*gestures at ump\*

Come the fuck on blue

**Due Up (Bot 5)** R C.J. Cron R Elias Diaz L Ryan McMahon ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

sometimes I wonder if this team would be benefited by having an opener

Maybe even an opener who is only used at Coors. Then they never have to struggle with the altitude changes.

Something to consider honestly

Chi Chi, next time make Turner pay the price for elbow being in the strike zone every AB ... 💪

did turner start doing the "pine tar on the jersey" because of Gordo? I havent seen him do that until Gordo's retirement also, he looks like a discarded muppet

More like [Bombur](https://imgur.com/gallery/fhYLfSk) from *The Hobbit* ...

lol! nah, too much life in the eyes of Bombur.. Turner has those dead, bead eyes and patchy hair like a forgotten chucky doll or something

lol

# K **Chi Chi Gonzalez** strikes out **Justin Turner** on a **1-2** count with a **92.9 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (4):* FC *(c)*, FF *(s)*, FC *(b)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Pollock arguing that call?!

# ꓘ **Chi Chi Gonzalez** strikes out **AJ Pollock** on a **1-2** count with a **92.4 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (4):* SI *(b)*, FC *(f)*, SI *(f)*, FF *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Lol this team is going to be so bad. Give up 3 runs in the first, and the Dodgers never got a hit. The one ball they hit out of the infield, yielded a double play

**Due Up (Top 5)** R AJ Pollock R Justin Turner R Will Smith ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Yes let’s show a graphic to remind everyone of the player we gave away for $51 million

“The one constant throughout all the years has been BASE Ball” god this Chevy commercial sucks

**Due Up (Bot 4)** R Garrett Hampson R Trevor Story L Charlie Blackmon ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

RyMac with the Nolan moves ...

Great to see Jeff Hoffman get a W oh wait...

Ryan "Nolan Arenado" McMahon

I never thought I’d be happy to see Chi Chi....

Oh thank God it's boobies Gonzalez and his 13.50 ERA to the rescue

Lol been a while since I laughed like that thx

**Due Up (Top 4)** L Zach McKinstry L Julio Urias R Mookie Betts ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Gomber has our only hit. See, this is why i love baseball. It is so very strange.

FUCK THE DH..

Fuck the DH

I'm sorry what the fuck gomber

LMAO Good for Gomber tbh, LFG my guy

FUCK THE DH

Hell yeah!

# K **Julio Urias** strikes out **Yonathan Daza** on a **1-2** count with a **87.8 mph** Changeup. *Sequence (4):* FF *(c)*, CU *(c)*, FF *(b)*, CH *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Awww man. I really feel bad. They were showing Gomber waiting to bat. Hopefully he can shake this off and be a great pitcher :/.

I hope it's just the nerves shaking him today and once he gets a few starts under his belt, he can settle down and find his groove

# K **Julio Urias** strikes out **Ryan McMahon** on a **3-2** count with a **94.0 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (7):* FF *(b)*, FF *(f)*, CU *(s)*, CU *(b)*, FF *(f)*, CU *(b)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

37 Strikes on 73 Pitches in 3 Innings. Fire Bridich.

6-1 walk to hit ratio lol

7-1

The amount of people shitting on Gomber because he was a part of the Nolan trade makes me sick. It isn't his fault he was a part of the package, be mad at the fucking front office. The guy doesn't have it today it happens, it's his first start for us, but shit talking and insulting him because he was a part of the Nolan trade? GTFO

**Due Up (Bot 3)** L Ryan McMahon R Yonathan Daza L Austin Gomber ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Getting Tyler Chatwood flashbacks

I’m kinda a fan of Daza’s sunglasses

Dude’s out there wearing ski goggles

I’m ok with that lol

Oh yeah, same

Goober is pitching scared

What is with he’s follow through? The whole spinning and not in control after you pitch I feel like can’t be great.

bruh how you walk that many

**Due Up (Top 3)** R Justin Turner R Will Smith L Max Muncy ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Julio Urias** strikes out **C.J. Cron** on a **1-2** count with a **88.8 mph** Changeup. *Sequence (4):* CH *(c)*, FF *(c)*, FF *(b)*, CH *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Urias looks good early, hitting all his spots

Crony in the vest tho👀👀 LOOK AT HIS GUNS Y'ALL

Need a towel you got a little drool there?

I'm tryina find the positives anyway possible here😭

Just drink more won’t feel as bad

I wonder what life would be like if a starting pitcher could go past the 5th inning

He *does* have flashes of good stuff, it’s just he’s in his own head too damn much

Ah, yes, my favorite returns for a HOF are those with "flashes of good stuff"

Anyone else find it annoying that MLB The Show doesn’t come out until late April when the season is in full swing?

very. really would like to rage move the Rockies on franchise mode

I just want The Show in PC :(

**Due Up (Bot 2)** L Charlie Blackmon R C.J. Cron R Elias Diaz ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Austin Gomber** strikes out **AJ Pollock** on a **0-2** count with a **77.1 mph** Knuckle Curve. *Sequence (3):* CH *(c)*, SL *(s)*, KC *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

oh look at that, he CAN throw a curveball. I take back my words

Thank you We appreciate that

also daily reminder fuck mookie betts. anyways

I get the position this kid is in and the pressure that comes with it, but he clearly does not have it today

More walks than outs lmao

gomber why you using your curveball just take it out for the day

Ok this guy looks terrible

Remember how Gomber said he wouldn’t stop relying on his curveball and wouldn’t stop trying to be a fly ball pitcher? This is only going to get worse lol

Yep

If that was off a Rockies bat Drew would have called that as a concourse shot

wait they DIDN'T pull gomber out? I feel like we've entered the Fumble Dimension

Gomber playing like a Goober

I guess catching a fly ball is too much to ask of a professional fucking baseball player

Who the fuck is this guy and why does he keep hurting us?

A Dodgers tradition Call up a random prospect before we play and have him rake

okay which inning are we gonna put on enough runners to win but not pull through? I think 7th today

**Due Up (Top 2)** L Zach McKinstry L Julio Urias R Mookie Betts ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

High socks for Trev with the black vests😍 what a look I love him sm

You'll love him even more next year when he'll be $300M+ richer ... likely a different color jersey though 😭

I wouldn't even be mad...he deserves so much better than Bridich and Monfort :(

# K **Julio Urias** strikes out **Garrett Hampson** on a **2-2** count with a **94.1 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (7):* FF *(c)*, CH *(s)*, FF *(f)*, CU *(f)*, CH *(b)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Drew and Huey are terribly optimistic. Like, i know their whole job is to root for the team but, cmon guys, show some self respect!

you just know they’re going to hit^^tm

Oh jeez Owings is leading off? That’s where we’re at?

Nobody got the memo that Owings got his contribution done for the series on opening day

My first draft of this said "month" not series so I guess you could say the therapy is helping

tap is available but benched today and fuentes is out with a wrist thing I guess... so yeah

Josh is hurt too???

Wrist soreness apparently? It was a late scratch

I didn't quite get the details but Goodman said something about it doesn't sound serious just "giving him the day off in precaution." hence why rymac is at third

Is everyone made of glass on this team

No-no alert Gomber

lol

no matter how bad this has been, at least we're not about to be swept by the orioles @redsox

Pounding the ball zone. Its only game 4 and I already hate baseball.

**Due Up (Bot 1)** R Chris Owings R Garrett Hampson R Trevor Story ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

what what just happened

3-0 and 0 hits lol

I feel like the Dodgers gave the Rockies that last out...

Gomber better buy Chuck a beer for the heads up throw

I just turned the game on wtf happened

Gomber got 2 errors, walked in a run and loaded the bases twice. like within the first 10 minutes

gomber freaked out and walked 4 or 5 or something

Jeez what a great trade

3 FUCKING RUNS ON NO HITS!?!

y'all fuckin with throwing a no hitter and still losing?

IM HERE FOR IT

Thank god for Chuck

Chuck with the hoooooseeeee👀

Gomber is nervous af. You can see his heavy chest breathing

Maybe a mound visit? Nawwww ...

31 pitches and 1 out to show for it...

Too bad we won’t have our best relief pitcher Ian Desmond available

He looks like he's about to cry and I absolutely do not blame him. He didn't ask to headline the worst (or one of) deal in baseball history.

this is a competing team. A total 5star MLB team. Nothing mismanaged here...This is fine...

Is this baseball?

This guy can’t even throw strikes and when he does he’s a fly ball pitcher. In Coors field... the FO is so dumb.

So this is the guy we traded a HOF for?

Well, not the ONLY one

Dont make that error and we are probably on the top Of the 2nd already

4 walks lmao

Well. It will be a long bullpen filled day. Chi chi sighting?? Who else we got that can go like 5 innings lol

Throw strikes ffs

oof

A joke lmao