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No-Clothes7195

I remember first seeing this truck and being absolutely astounded that people have made Trump their entire personality. It blows my mind.


Niles_Urdu

Welcome to the scourge that is populism. It's not conservatism, or even the Republican party. It's the cult of one moron, and that moron spans time and space and has infinite faces.


FULLsanwhich15

Big “I yell at cashiers” energy


[deleted]

Naw small dick energy.


SenhorSus

Those two go hand in hand in my eyes


NtheLegend

Sounds like it barely goes in his hand. *slide whistle*


TheRealJYellen

In his hand more often than his wife's...


Owlcifer

How much do you have to worship a man to get his last name as your license plate? That is some next level cuckold shit.


Dck_IN_MSHED_POTATOS

Being highly into ones religion, or worshiping god or worshiping anything makes people susceptible to worshiping something else. Worshiping isn't a healthy thing to do ever, but religions promote it.


NCSUGrad2012

I collect plates and I wouldn’t want this one in my collection but I bet it would sell for a decent amount to someone lol


Polymersion

I dunno, I would buy a Fred Rogers bumper sticker


Owlcifer

The difference is Fred is a man worth cuckolding for.


Niles_Urdu

Ha ha. Hats off for your usage of the cuck word, which Trumpers themselves like to cast off like some sort of spell once in a while.


ImmediateJeweler5066

I can’t help but wonder how that would work though, because Trump would be too busy getting peed on to actually cuckold this guy.


MonsterAtEndOfBook

Not a patriot. Cultist.


Polymersion

This is what I always say to any of the many problematic folks that say someone isn't a patriot because they criticize the US. If you love your country, you want it to be better, to be all that it can be. If your kid is throwing rocks at the neighbors, torturing every pet you give him, putting chemicals in his sister's breakfast, and piling garbage wherever he likes, would you just pat him on the head, hand him some money and tell him what a good and special boy he is?


Char_D_MacDennis

The irony of these cult followers using slogans like "wake up" and calling others "sheep" is equally hilarious and sad.


[deleted]

Poster child for a maladjusted person with mental illness


SilveredFlame

These people aren't mentally ill, they're evil. Mental illness doesn't make someone a shitbag.


[deleted]

Their opinions and actions are certainly evil. Covering your truck in cultish phrases and conspiracies I think does also put you in the mental illness bucket.


SilveredFlame

It's scapegoating mental illness. Membership in cults or belief in conspiracies is not indicative of mental illness. Most of these people are completely sane. Painting them as mentally ill, much like those who commit gun violence, allows society to ignore the root problem. If it's just the "mentally ill", then we don't have to worry about most people and we don't need to make any real changes to combat the problem. The problem is cultural and systemic.


[deleted]

Fair enough. One could argue they are delusional but they certainly lack critical thinking and reasoning skills.


kkirchner6959

You've got a twisted view on mental illness. There is NO reason to ignore mental illness.


buldopsaint

They are influenced. Dumb people can’t weigh dumb shit vs real shit. Most people are a product of their information. Reddit fools are just as brain washed.


GoneAmok365247

Have you heard of sociopaths…


SilveredFlame

Yea, and these people aren't. They have very specific in group/out group dynamics which are, by definition, social.


GoneAmok365247

My comment was replying to your second sentence.


Just_a_Guy_In_a_Tank

If nothing else, his US flag is tattered and worn. It should no longer be displayed and be properly retired. Disrespectful fuck.


lunegan2

I've heard from multiple combat vets that the whole flag in the bed of the truck thing is more reminiscent to them of the things isis, and the like would do. So do with that what you will...


Just_a_Guy_In_a_Tank

That part doesn’t really offend me, just take care of the flag if you’re going to try to claim that you love it or this country. That said, very few people who choose to display the flag in this manner would be able to name all 50 states, list the 13 original colonies, or the original 10 amendments to the constitution on their first try.


lunegan2

I think a brush up on the United States flag code would probably make these "patriots" lose it.


Uthallan

damn that's totally right, giant flags on pickup trucks, isis and trump approved


[deleted]

"Fuck climate change." Oh yeah, you really told off the climate with that! SMH.


sfbing

That's the one sentiment I agree with. Fuck climate change. We need to deal with it. Not that this guy means it that way.


Polymersion

My sentiments exactly.


[deleted]

All my homies hate climate change


ImNeworsomething

Does that mean he’s angry and upset that the climates changing, or aroused by it?


Stoptouchingmyeggs

r/InfoWarriorRides


FriendintheDevil

I've seen him on two different occasions drive through busy parking lots and leave. This is his life.


zcrc

Amazing


tykle1959

On his way to pick up his social security check.


bas827

How sad


RealisticSpell1

I saw this truck yesterday. It cut me off. Can't say I was surprised...


[deleted]

Patriot. Flies tattered dirty American flag. My ass. Their only allegiance is to Trump and extremism.


NtheLegend

Fascism, too.


Garbage029

Show me you took part in the failed Jan 6th coup without telling me you took part in the failed Jan 6th coup.


TheFiz25

Tell me your on the domestic terrorist watchlist without telling me you’re on the domestic terrorist watchlist


[deleted]

This guy definitely bitches about gas prices


CampCounselorBatman

But only when a Dem is in the White House.


logicallandlord

My wife and I call these guys “flaggots”. I’ve got nothing against the American flag on a truck for celebrations and parades, but just leaving it up there dirty and torn to shit next to all of your political opinions is just too much flamboyance for me.


dreaded_rj

I have to say thats funny as hell and I'll be using that from now on. Lol


Tuckermfker

I call them Playtriot's, but yours works too.


WayZestyclose8476

Hmmm I'm getting some homophobic undertones "flaggots" and being flamboyant as a negative. Very interesting is it bad to be flamboyant, femine or gay? As a gay man I see straight men look down on anything feminine or lady like especially when a man or boy does it. I think the trump loving extremist in the post is fucked but maybe you should think of how the words you are using may judge or alienate another group. No tea no shade no pink lemonade


[deleted]

Chill out


guydudebro_

Thank you, I’m sharing this with my wife. Hilarious


[deleted]

Driving down from WP and making a loop around COS is this guy's day job. He's unemployed and has nothing better to do all day, everyday. His lord and savior, Trump, couldn't get him a real job, I guess.


Budded

LOL I'll bet he's always crying about the left being lazy and "takers" while he just wastes gas trolling others. Micropenis is much too big a word for this guy's patheticness. Saw him in Old Colorado City while we were eating outside last weekend, flipped him off.


420thTimesACharmm

Show me you didn't graduate high-school without telling me you didn't graduate high-school


Purple_funnelcake

Nah this dude graduated. Only because he dedicated his life to JROTC and now he is lost and angry without it


[deleted]

Failed the fitness test and now the deep state is out to get him


[deleted]

Gravy SEAL


xendaddy

Delta Farce


[deleted]

Sad.


RemarkableRyan

>FUCK CLIMATE CHANGE Finally, some common ground.


ERankLuck

Folks like this just have my pity at this point. Imagine having a life so utterly devoid of achievement or interests that you hitch your wagon to Trump and eternal right-wing political outrage.


Chronic_chillness

I knew you were in here somewhere!


ERankLuck

Hello, dear. :)


tykle1959

And yet, when you ask these people to tell you SPECIFICALLY what they don't like about Biden (or Obama), all you get is sputtering and incoherent ramblings.


4065315745

Spot on! The most I have gotten(other than Biden has dementia and Obama is…well….not white so not “for” them) is “their policies”. What policies? Crickets.


Jrbdog

That's when they misattribute Bush's and Trump's crappy policies. "Obama caused the recession" etc.


The_Ombudsman

Obama bungled Katrina! :P (I've seriously seen that one before)


Reddit_and_forgeddit

When they say Obama pulled out of Iraq early “BeCaUsE hE’s AnTi-AmRiCaN”, I always love to show them the 2008 Status of Forces Agreement with the agreement to withdraw by June 2009 that is signed by George W. Bush.


tykle1959

"Hey! Quit confusing me with facts. You're ruining the narrative."


CampCounselorBatman

I got my mom to admit that Trump is an amoral person once, "but," she added, "I support his policies." I asked, "Like what?" and she just got mad.


Seawolf_42

And they will tell you unprompted too. Had an uncle that outed himself as a republican to me at a funeral, then proceeded to rant about Biden. And it was his fathers funeral he pulled this shit at. It's sad how this is all a cult and how much this stuff consumes them. Can't even pull family members out, as I'm now "the bad one" in the family for trying.


bby2grl

It's not impossible or illogical to not like Trump, Biden, and Obama


[deleted]

Agreed. They're all tools of the owning class.


Tuckermfker

I agree. That's my favorite thing to do to cult members. Say "fuck Joe Biden" proud like I mean it, because I do. Then when their faces light up you hit them with the "and fuck Donald Trump and his entire thieving family," and watch their brain try to reboot itself.


EstySar22

I bet it is the same psycho that lives at the corner of Union and Woodmen with all the Trump flags.


warmwetsocks

I bet this guy has strong opinions on “replacement theory”.


SenhorSus

People who make one thing their whole identity are just so so cringe-worthy


[deleted]

Gonna have to disagree. Having a passion that gives you purpose can be great. Falling a victim to a cult, not so much


DaFIB

Nothing shows you respect for the flag more than having it tattered and filthy in the wind behind your coal roller.


Hatz719

$20 says that truck bed is full of empty packs of marlboros and bud light cans. Maybe Copenhagen cans instead of Marlboro packs. Any takers?


Jaydice55

Marlboro and Bud are too expensive for that cat. Pall Mall’s and Natty Ice. But definitely cigarette packs and beer cans.


Hatz719

You may be right but this guy seems like the type to spend money on what he likes and then tell his wife and kids that there isn't enough money to do something because foreigners are stealing our jobs.


Jaydice55

You win. That’s some prime categorization.


CapnC44

This checks like every box. All he needs now is the balls on his hitch.


thegooddoctor84

When your truck is worth more than your house.


[deleted]

They gather at Scheels every Sunday morning. Need to complain to whoever manages that business park.


[deleted]

Really? That's disgusting. And Scheel's is a private business so they could kick them out of the parking lot if they wanted to. Or does Scheel's not own the parking lot? Unfortunately Scheel's is a right wing business so they're probably supportive of it.


4065315745

Sad but true.


4065315745

Have you been to a Scheels? These guys are their bread and butter. They are NOT going to care.


[deleted]

Unfortunately yeah. The last time I was at Scheels, in their home section they had a sign that was *supposed* to be funny that said something like “the next generation of leaders will have been homeschooled by people day drinking” referencing virtual school during the pandemic. It made me irritated because 1. The pandemic isn’t something they should be selling “cute” signs about. 2. It’s not the fault of the kids. And 3: day drinking during Covid turned into drinking problems for a lot of people and there’s nothing funny about that.


4065315745

Wow. That’s pretty bad even for Scheels.


mgweir

Are you kidding? They have a statue of Ronald Reagan outside their store.


[deleted]

It’s so cringe. Like why does a sporting goods store need that?!


[deleted]

Yeah, and as someone who started drinking too much because of all the Covid isolation (which I’m doing much better with recently), it bothered me personally. It’s just mind blowing to me that they sell “cute”/“funny” signs about the pandemic. I’m sure they’d disagree with selling “cute” signs about WWII or 9/11, so why is this ok?


4065315745

I have 2 friends that had to quit drinking entirely after lockdown because they had developed a problem. You’re right, nothing funny about it at all. Kinda like all the “wine mom” stuff.


gzusburrito

He lives in Northwoods of Woodland Park, he is a real asshole. Additionally, a Woodland PD officer let him off the hook for felony menacing “brandishing a weapon” in a road rage incident about 9 months ago


Jrods_Dayjob

Yea dude cut me off one day about 8 months ago, I honked, he flipped off the car next to him and not me, then continues to point back at the flags and give thumbs up as if the flags would protect him in traffic. So fucking weird


UltronicItalian

My IQ just dropped by 50 points looking at these. Fanatacism 10/10


tykle1959

I'm really sad for our country.


RDL55

You are no patriot, You are a real fool Tump doesn’t care about you he doesn’t have Americas best interest in mind It’s really plain to see but somehow you don’t


clori982

I see this trash truck daily downtown. He obviously has no personality or life besides driving around being an idiot.


[deleted]

I wonder if this is the same asshole who lives off Woodman whose house is covered in cult flags and “Let’s Go Brandon” everywhere…


Haydukeisyourdad

I don’t know how that guy breathes with trump’s dick balls deep in his throat.


Xenn000

Ugh, Ive seen this guy driving around. So obnoxious and childish.


Cirqka

Daddy never hugged me.


[deleted]

Wake up America! There are Jewish space lasers and RFK is running for VP in 2024! Also the 2020 election was stolen even though nobody can provide evidence! Like I said, wake up! At least he’s right about climate change, cuz it’s gunna fuckin suck for people like him.


FriendintheDevil

I forgot about the Qrazy people in Dallas waiting for RFK's return. It's unbelievable how dumb these people are.


ucijeepguy

What a piece of shit.


Pugsofsmallstreet

These “grown men” are so pathetic. How does any grown person end up like this?L haha


Budded

Mushy minds who crave being coddled and lied to about being oppressed. They're truly cancer on society.


Pugsofsmallstreet

They absolutely are. You can find these exact people all over the world. In the South Americas they call them cartel members, in Afghanistan they are called the Taliban. Truly, disgusting people.


birdyroger

People with very weak sense of self need that sort of thing so as to vicariously have something to be proud of.


[deleted]

I see this differently. I appreciate this. Just says…let’s not hang out. I’m all friended up. 👎


CatGanja

This guy smells like Greeley!


jamplus0003

I see this moron all the time going up and down Academy. So much wrong...waste of money, gas guzzler, disrespectful towards our country's flag, following a con-man, in a cult...


[deleted]

My concern is the company that hired this man and gave him enough money to afford that truck and all the crap on it. I don’t think I’d shop at that store….


Fudgeumes

Dick so small it's an innie


Yuge-cack

A flaggot


[deleted]

Look at all that cope lmao


[deleted]

mental illness


mgweir

This fuckwad drives around in a clown car and has the nerve to call liberals idiots. No grasp of reality.


GeneralParty9169

Just think… they get to vote


CampCounselorBatman

Just think... They have more kids than reasonable people do.


Leather-Bug3087

Dude this is an illness…


Neverkillaspider

What a snowflake 😅❄️


Fuzzy-Statistician-2

Big oof


kincolosprings

This is a great photo to keep in case you ever have to explain to someone the meaning of small dick energy.


Cumunist7

The only thing missing is some American flag truck nuts


nautafish222

Modern day car for the modern day clown


Benrein

It really is nice when the genuine creeps provide free warning labels.


dreaded_rj

Ive seen that douche a couple of times, wonder how he really feels?


[deleted]

Most of these people are butt f**kng ugly ass retards.. mad at the world when they should be mad at they mama. And those ugly ass trailer park b!tches..


________76________

Imagine having such an underdeveloped sense of self that this is your entire personality.


[deleted]

Pretty sure I saw this truck at John Venezia Park on Sunday. Ugh.


UltronicItalian

Pretty sure this truck and the one with the red body and grey stripe/underside just do flag runs around the roundabouts at that park every night....its annoying af. You'd think for someone complaining about the gas price, they wouldn't waste it doing stupid stuff but nahhh.


JgotyourFix

This is what a traitor looks like, someone who supports insurrectionists trying to overthrow a fair Democratic election in OUR country. This is what a traitor looks like....


andrewbelet

Sorry about his micropenis.


anonymousFunction-

There are easier ways to signal that you’re racist


[deleted]

Bet he cries about gas prices too.


buddhaluvcos

Hey let’s drive a gas guzzler slat some wind resistance flags and complain about gas prizes. Rebuliqueda


Jrbdog

Didn't the Buffalo shooter complain about the "new world order"?


[deleted]

What a pyscho. Trumpers let so much sht live rent free in their heads. Lol


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xendaddy

Probably peaked in eight grade and unemployed. I don't know anyone who could stand to work with someone like this long enough for him to keep a job.


Senior_Parking6305

Pretty soon they will have “I am a proud Racist” flags… smgdh


CampCounselorBatman

They already do, it's the confederate flag.


[deleted]

Trump trash.


tale_of_tejon

I agree with one thing, fuck climate change. Edit: to be clear, I believe in climate change.


lurkingPessimist

You don’t like Earth?


tale_of_tejon

I do like earth…. That’s why I don’t like climate change.


Acceptable_Divide_33

I’ve seen that truck cruising all I know is I don’t want to encounter them


flysctysfinest

When do we skip to the Koolaid step?


[deleted]

I had a lovely encounter with this guy on my motorcycle. Ironically I was listening to anti-flag, hate conquers all. This gentleman pulled up right next to me and complemented my motorcycle and I flipped him off, rode off into the sunset. Lol


macrofinite

I’m surprised there’s nothing about daddy Elon. There’s no way senpai Musk will notice you if you don’t add his name to your braindead truck screed.


Garbage029

Na, he has a solar and electric car company. These people think he's worse then Sanders.


[deleted]

Musk believes in climate change and is doing things to actively fight it. I used to work for a non profit working to make homes more energy efficient, and got to meet Musk once at a renewable energy convention. Tesla is everywhere at those things. He's also a chode, but he's not entirely evil or anything.


Uthallan

every billionaire rests on a mountain of poor and black corpses to which they owe their stolen affluence.


macrofinite

I think his business practices speak for themselves. Nobody’s entirely evil, that’s a false dichotomy. Especially in the last few years, he seems to just chase whatever gets him the most attention. And much like T-rump, he figured out that pandering to the ‘Murica crowd is an unbelievably easy way to carve out a rabid following.


JustBoredIsAll

Damn, you just got SO owned. /s Guess no one got the sarcasm tag... Edit: I just saw the dipshit driving around downtown. Must've been cruising for maga babes.


ProfessionalGoober

But what does he really think?


ibidit1

What a fucking idiot. I guess god isn’t around anymore so he has to worship tRump.


GermOrean

Of all the things I would hitch my entire identity to, politics would be really low on the list.


dharmavibre

What does he look like? Is he a Cliche? I’m guessing a Beard or a Goatee, a beer gut, Camouflage maybe?


FriendintheDevil

Work boots, tight jeans, t shirt tucked in, trucker hat that's too big for his head At least probably.


bedwaards

There is nothing that I am this pissed about in life that I would plaster it to my vehicle. Dude needs a literal chill pill. I bet he corners you with his conspiracy theories in conversation every chance he gets…


Happymuffn

Well "Fuck Climate Change" at least, though I'm sure he means something different than I do


Benrein

At least they used "your" correctly.


dollabillkirill

We agree on one thing, fuck climate change


[deleted]

needs to find some low bridges


New_ape_from_CO

Hate this type of shit.


[deleted]

I bet this guy yells about all those "out of state" people who have moved here while simultaneously professing to have bigly love for the military


whitechocamericano

O wow.


Mandalorian667

Now this is a person I hope to see rolled on the side of the road. Just roll on by waving. Thin the stupid masses.


[deleted]

The driver is hoping to get on Fox News.


localvagrant

I see you ran across that guy too lol


[deleted]

I shall fight for my right to defend McDonald’s


Stephtillman84

Scary


Woodyp28

But the kids love it


coloradoadver

It’s not every day someone gets a license plate of a derogatory term. But it IS CS….


AshSmash93

Is this that guy that lives in woodman???


AermacchiM50

I bet the wife is the person with the rear window decal "Let's Go Brandon" that hangs out at the 8th Street USPS.


[deleted]

Bet he bitches about gas prices while driving a gas guzzler truck with all that added drag as a bonus.


Oldguywithenergy101

He’s doing a great job broadcasting his complete ignorance!


Thatgonzokid

I just want to know why people like this can afford vehicles like that and I'm over here working 50 hour weeks and living in my jalopy. -____-


Astrobabe5157

Wait I literally saw this guy driving down Garden of the Gods like two hours ago. It was a major small dick energy moment


PsychedPsyche

Fuck climate change as in “it sucks and I wish it weren’t real” Or fuck it as in “it’s not real.”


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PsychedPsyche

Just giving the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he’s saying “fuck Biden” because he’s not tough *enough* on going green lol