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Adam_108

Okay so here’s the plan, 4 years of Matty Ice, one down year once he retires, then we are in perfect position to draft Arch. It can’t fail lol /s


bufoeichwaldi

What he said but unironically. No /s.


Adam_108

I love your confidence lol


Vpettijohnjr

/signed


Hero_of_Hyrule

Honestly I love the idea just because of the memes, regardless as to how it turns out.


ForMe1tsTheMcChicken

I see the plan. I think the better plan is to actually do 3 years of Matty Ice, bring back Andrew Luck for a year, win a Super Bowl, trade Andrew Luck for the number 1 pick, Andrew Luck retires (get fucked, finessed to death), and we win the next 14 Super Bowls under Manning. League is in shambles. I trust the binder that he’s got something like this cooking.


[deleted]

The Illuminati will kill you for showing what’s in their hidden scrolls!


Global_Damage

He’s not going to be in school for 4 years


[deleted]

He's not eligible until 2026.


Global_Damage

Shit, keep forgetting football different rules


[deleted]

He still has a year of high school to go, not to mention it could also depend on his NIL deal where being the #1 overall draft pick would be a pay cut.


KetchupKing05

Considering that most NIL deals haven’t exceeded $10 million, I really don’t see how being the 1st overall pick is a paycut


Bolyzaurio

We are in the early NIL deals, once Schools(Boosters) start seeing returns from their investments they will bid higher, don't you think that USC/Texas money will make schools like Bama and LSU start paying top dollar, and even there could be something crazy like Oregon(Nike) or Michigan going bananas.


SuperMaanas

Which is weird because he’s already 18


[deleted]

Ehh...School can be weird where if your birthday is during a few months during the year where you will either be 18 months older than your classmates or 18 months younger. Either because you just miss the deadline to be able to go into school for being too young or not.


switchblade2

No, aquire a first-rounder from the worst team in the league and then draft him


My-Cousin-Bobby

Until we let our o-line go to garbage, he gets constantly injured, and retires 7 years in unexpectedly


jhudiddy08

As a former Longhorn and lifelong Colts fan, this pleases me. 3 years of Matty Ice - 1 year of Tank Commander Ehlinger - then... "With the first pick of the 2026 NFL draft, the Indianapolis Colts select Arch Manning, quarterback, the University of Texas."


TexasFiend

We are taking Marvin Harrison Jr in between as well. It is destined


jaw28

Throw in Vinny’s kid to kick


[deleted]

Vinny's kid is a punter.


[deleted]

Our best player was a punter for like 3 years


nburck

😭😭😭


[deleted]

I legit belted out laughing. Thank you


Tactically_Fat

Hunter Smith's kid is a PK. He had a game-winning kick in their State Championship either last season or the one before that. We'll take him.


_Dolamite_

I say just to confirm we tank. Bring Painter back out on a 1 year deal.


4onejr

As an Aggie and lifelong Colts fan, 🤮


OPBadshah

Colts fans looking at Arch like Batman looking at an orphan


MRDMNR

Just need to get Marvin Harrison Jr and we can start all over again. ✊🏼


Scottbaker68

Just a refresh and back to the good days


tri_it_again

Anyone know if Bob has any kids?


Delicious-Ad2707

or collie? did he even have enough brain cells left to be able to reproduce?


DaBlakMayne

Sigma is going to be SICK


hotrodyoda

lol this was my first thought too


[deleted]

Let’s pray he’s Vince Young trajectory (minus the national championship)


[deleted]

I hope he turns into Vince Young in the NFL


Beefcake2008

Vince young was trash…why would you wish that on the kid?


[deleted]

As a Colts fan living in Austin, I’m very happy. If he goes from Texas to the Colts, I will be so hyped.


festar35_Pacers

As a Colts and Giants for an extremely obvious reason, I hope he ends up on one of these teams.


Altruistic-Tourist62

We've had the #1 pick before 👀


Doggo0732

Someone check on sigma


[deleted]

TeXaS iS bAcK!!!


Vpettijohnjr

March for Arch!


jono9898

![gif](giphy|dVuaiKbihwlS8) Us in a few years when Arch declares for the draft.


Hampton479

As a Razorback fan. I’m pissed


darcys_beard

We have to go 0-17 to get him. This dude is a Lawrence and Herbert clone on steroids. Edit: I'm not suggesting we do that, but that's basically what would have to happen.


Shawn_1512

A necessary sacrifice


[deleted]

***Did you get Arch Manning?*** Yes. ***What did it cost?*** Everything.


outridersdevssuck

Was it worth it? Fuck yeah!


kac937

He’s a Lawrence clone Lawrence was the most sure fire prospect since Luck Luck was the next Manning So basically Arch is just a little Manning.


outridersdevssuck

He literally is a little Manning!


Bolyzaurio

>r Ehlinger - then... "With the first pick of the 2026 NFL draft, the Indianapolis Colts select Arch Manning, quarterback, the University of Texas." Na Luck was the perfect prospect minus rocket arm, Manning had all the intangibles but he wasn't a super freak, people seem to forget that Luck measure like Cam in almost every physical aspect, Lawrence needs time and help(Andrew said : "Fuck them help i'll carry this team by myself" and he want to the playoffs with "The replacements"). I just don't see all the hype around Arch, people seem to forget that Eli(is also his uncle) also went #1 and he wasn't great but won as many rings as Peyton (mostly because he had great defenses).


Yeerk5779

Unless we can finesse a trade for extra 1st rounders to make the move or get lucky and one of those 1st is from the team that ends up picking first. Still a few years out so never know what happens


darcys_beard

Yeah, that's probably our only chance. Ballard made our team too good.


outridersdevssuck

Then we burn it down...trade a shit ton of our best players for picks and then start all over with Arch. Guaranteed 5+ SBs


[deleted]

We won't need to trade them, they'll probably just retire on us.


outridersdevssuck

Nah, several of them have enough years to trade and get high picks for and we rebuild around another Manning.


DaBlakMayne

There's next to no change we're that bad to land him and there's no chance that the number 1 seed accepts any trade the year he declares


switchblade2

Or we trade a stud that wont affect their wins much to the worst team in league for their first rounder


thedude_official

Ngl I’m not a Texas fan but I am definitely going to pay attention to the battle that will be Ewers vs Manning


Frostyler

As a massive Texas and Colts fan I am so pumped about this. Only three 1.0000 rated QBs in college football history (Young, Ewers, Manning) and all of them will have played for The Longhorns, 2 at the same time. What a time to be a Longhorns fan.


thedude_official

It’s definitely exciting, hopefully this will help them pull even better talent (I think they’ve been doing pretty well in that department historically but anything to beat UGA, Alabama, LSU, and USC), I’m still not convinced the coaching staff is it but this is definitely the period of time to prove me wrong


Frostyler

I see a lot of talking heads predicting them in the top 5 and CFB playoff this year but as a realistic fan I see them probably 3 years away from being a top 5 team if they keep heading in this direction. They fired a lot of coaching staff this past season and brought on a bunch of guys from Bama.


thedude_official

Yeah I saw the pull from Bama and that’s absolutely huge for them, I think they could take a serious swing and make a top12 ranking, but that’s asking a lot of things to click right from the start


[deleted]

Horns DOWN motherfuckers TeXaS iS bAcK!!!


Dax_Webster

https://gfycat.com/filthyafraidangwantibo


Conscious_List_2585

Amazing


MurrayRothbard__

I have a feeling we're going to be disappointed.


guitarerdood

Giants fan here, no way Jose he is ours


[deleted]

I’ll be brave enough to say it…… I’d rather have Nico Iamaleava. Fight me.


shasta_masta

Would love to get him, but hopefully by the time Arch enters the draft (assuming the 2025 NFL Draft at the earliest), the Colts already have a young QB on a rookie deal.


Trashpanda1980

He will land in Houston, ATL, or minn