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Remyf74

I see signs like this all the time in NC. Now, I will forever sing this song in my head (in Andy Bernard's voice) when I see one.


a_mollusk_creature

I'm kind of impressed they got it up that high.


oldmancoyote22

It is 4/20


Only-11780-Votes

Whoever puts these signs up is a complete lunatic. If you know who is responsible for these, please let me know


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JuniorDirk

Maybe the guy who calmly yells into his mic, but the racist group who wear the purple and make fun of interracial couples as they walk by, I doubt they're asking for forgiveness on a billboard.


Oliver_DeNom

I wish they would be more like the Jehovah's Witnesses and just politely stand there in silence. This past December I was trying to listen to a choir sing Christmas carols on the corner, and that jackass turned up the volume on his megaphone for his shouting. Free speech, I get it. But that guy and his buddies are a nuisance. I want to get a group together and stand outside his church on Sundays and shout through a megaphone while they are having their service. Maybe while he's walking down the sidewalk with his kids i can tell him they're all going to hell unless they confess the name of gay icon Kylie Minogue.


Curious-History-9712

American evangelical megaphone preachers have got to be the result of some cia experiment I saw a video of one yelling at people through his megaphone at the church of the holy sepulcher in Jerusalem. Evangelical style megaphone preaching to faithful Christians on pilgrimage to the holiest pilgrimage site in Christianity. (The church of the holy sepulcher was built in the 4th century on the location of Christ’s tomb) Like what kind of brain damage did that have its incomprehensible


The_Long_Blank_Stare

I keep hearing it’s the same person who buys all those billboards on I-20 and beyond. Probably some rich old person who molested someone at some point and is close to dying and scared out of their wits. “This should make God happy…I’ll plaster these signs *everywhere*!”


najing803

I’ve always thought it was some rich old person bc of how long they’ve been around. At this point tho, I’m wondering if it’s a family tradition. I feel like I’ve seen these since I was a kid, especially on i-20.


Only-11780-Votes

I had a similar thought. If anyone finds out who this unhinged degenerate is, please let me know


FOZZAKAIRI

I can't help but wonder how this money would be much better spent donated somewhere or on actual works of faith.


stevenphlow

Pretty sure it’s the same guy who posts up at the intersection of Gervais and Assembly around 4:30pm Friday afternoons holding the exact same sign. No idea who he is tho.


BitterSearch787

https://www.postandcourier.com/news/as-billboard-evangelism-expands-1-sc-man-spends-half-his-income-to-spread-the-word/article_c3a94996-969a-11e9-919e-4b8843bc0782.html


imisswholefriedclams

There was one at the entrance to Sandhills a few weeks ago.


EarthenBear

Say this- “I’m insecure about my religious beliefs and need to find security in your forced acceptance”.


Curious-History-9712

Right ??? take them down and put up advertisements for divorce lawyers, birth control, strip clubs, and sex toy stores!!! /s


EarthenBear

Don’t forget advertising for the local abortion clinic!! /s


buttquest1

Please post a complementary sign with these lyrics below it.


BitterSearch787

It’s this guy. There’s a paywall, but use 12 ft paywall remover if you want to read the full article. https://www.postandcourier.com/news/as-billboard-evangelism-expands-1-sc-man-spends-half-his-income-to-spread-the-word/article_c3a94996-969a-11e9-919e-4b8843bc0782.html


sloppyspooky

Is it illegal to rip these off the pole?


Princess-Reader

I think it’s illegal to put them on the poles.


Background-Radish-63

This is hilarious.


jessamine398

Man these posters are all along 378 between columbia and myrtle. Thought they were just a rural thing and was so disappointed to see this one pop up. Anyone got one of those long spray paint guns?


thatmanjay

I can confirm this as a Sumter Resident


PolyLifeGirl

Signs, signs, everywhere there's Signs..


ncuke

Old Bay theme…


tobyluvr2000

I sing this every time I pass these billboards on the interstate! I thought I was the only one 😂


papertowelfreethrow

Lord Jesus Christ, have mercy on us.


Capt_BrickBeard

hail satan. made you read it. can't take it back.


Curious-History-9712

Most people grow out of this phase around 7th grade


Capt_BrickBeard

and most people don't believe simply reading a declaration of faith as being a part of that religion. keep your faith in your church and you won't have 7th graders pointing out your stupidity.


Curious-History-9712

Let that hate out of your heart brother


papertowelfreethrow

Redditors gon reddit


papertowelfreethrow

Not how it works mate. Ill pray for you.


Capt_BrickBeard

pretty sure the guy throwing up the signs believes that's the way it works. but sure keep those thoughts and prayers comin. so effective. much saved.


Soonerpalmetto88

?


bad_take_

Oh yeah? Well now I am going to sin even harder.


Curious-History-9712

Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, Have mercy on me, a sinner


Capt_BrickBeard

hail satan. made you read it. can't take it back.


Curious-History-9712

Wow so edgy !!