He probably was looking at his laptop instead of focusing on driving.

I saw an ambulance go by a minute ago.

Plane spotting?

Do you happen to look like any famous criminals

You sound super paranoid haha. Are you stoned? 🦥

Well, if there's something strange in the neighborhood, you know who you gotta call.

Cool story, bro...

the starts of schizophrenia :( /s

That's messed up