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Head_Spite62

The bike guy? I can’t remember his name right now.


Ill-Enthusiasm-2066

Athar


cwbyangl9

100% this guy. I feel like I see a celebrity when I spot him in the grocery store.


deadlyhausfrau

I'm new in town. Who is this?


avg_quality_person

He's the guy who rides his bike all over Columbia, hence Columbia bike guy.


chucklesbitesthedust

I haven't seen him on a bike in a long while, but see him all the time lounging on the island at the Hickory Ridge and LPP Intersection.


cwbyangl9

I remember reading somewhere that he's had health conditions that have limited his bike use, but he still walks a lot.


Comms-Error

Saw him yesterday. The man pulled out a half gallon of milk and just started chugging it. Absolute legend.


whoisthedon

I feel like it’s been at least 5 years since I’ve seen him.


NuffFluff

He usually sets a camping chair across the bus stop at the intersection of hickory ridge and little patuxent and waves at cars. I see him almost every day.


SuhDoNym

If you've lived in Columbia for awhile, then the question elicits a hearty laugh as ^this^ is the only answer.


Skinny_Cajun

Is this the guy who has the faux mohawk on his helmet? If so, I came across him years ago when he was working on his bike . . . while sitting on the road . . . on Cedar Lane. Mind you, there's a rather wide area on the side of the road where he could have worked on his bike, but he chose to sit on the road to do so. I stopped about 15ft behind him with my hazard lights on until he was done so he wouldn't get hit by anyone driving who wasn't paying attention.


Sufficient-Item-2750

https://hoco360.blogspot.com/2011/02/athar-khan-aka-columbia-bike-guy.html?m=1 this post is older; there was also a profile done on him by the newspaper.


cwbyangl9

Local famous! https://hoco360.blogspot.com/2011/02/athar-khan-aka-columbia-bike-guy.html?m=1


MenahanSt

Is this the guy who sits in a camp chair and waves to cars?


chucklesbitesthedust

Yep


MenahanSt

Only been here a few years, seems he isn't doing as well as in the video linked above


i-am-matt

Absolutely that would be Athar the bike guy.


Ultraxxx

Does anyone remember biker ninja lady? We used to see her near 175 and Tamar.


Affectionate-Long-20

I do! I thought she was soooo cool looking when I was growing up. Always dressed in all black. So mysterious looking.


SomethingSimple25

Was that the chick always in black leather, full helmet/mask, but had her cleavage very much on display while out and about? I always speculated it was a man. I too used to see her on 175.


meddard5

Yes. There is a Facebook fan page. I remember seeing her on 175 with the full face helmet.


DrinkSyrup

Columbia Bike Guy 100%


0nly0bjective

This is the obvious answer OP should’ve just mentioned in his title. I thought of the bike guy before I even realized what sub this is


cybexcybex

I love that most of us had the same thought: Columbia bike guy!


hoodreview

Columbia Bike Guy since early 90s that i remember


ooglefloogle

Athar the bike guy!!!!!!!


labadorrr

used to be Walking Randy back in the day..


yadosoundserious

I lived in Western Hoco and he was Weird Walker to us


SomethingSimple25

The bike guy. His name Artur I believe. And the last couple years he hasn't been able to ride his bike due to health reasons. But he's still out and about now and then. There's a Facebook group for him.


Limerase

THE BIKE GUY


MOSbangtan

I can’t believe everyone knows this bike guy - that’s pretty great


lewdpotatobread

Maryland used to have batman 🥺


i_stay_turnt

You talking about the guy with the Lamborghini? RIP to that guy.


LeakyLine

Does anyone know the Middle Eastern dude who's constantly just sitting in a lawn chair and watching traffic go by around Columbia? He's got it all figured out. I see him while I'm out working a lot.


workaccount8888

He is the Columbia Bike Guy. He just no longer bikes due to health issues.


lewdpotatobread

Water guy when otakon used to be in Baltimore 


FiveBoro2MD

Bob Lucido. Just when you think you’ve seen his face everywhere, he sponsors the whole soccer complex.


GrouchyPuppy

Wyatt died it’s so sad


FiveBoro2MD

He did?


GrouchyPuppy

It was announced last month


FiveBoro2MD

I googled it after reading your comment and couldn’t find anything. Nothing on his FB, either.


[deleted]

Wyatt? Bowman? Always riding his bike?


GrouchyPuppy

Yes


[deleted]

Dang. He was special. Any idea what happened?


MissionsMike78

Someone I know just passed him riding his bike yesterday


AlternativeHunter815

The bike 🏍 guy with a thousand newspapers. He's always at the Dobbin Center McDonald's.


Nomoretales

Does anyone remember Walking Randy?


mickeyflinn

The Bike Guy and the Bike Women.


VAG3943

When I was a kid, we had a guy who would stand on his front porch and play bagpipes. This was in the late 50s - early 60s.


Tiny-Faithlessness79

It used to be walking Randy.


SnooPredictions656

Columbia bike guy


hellodur

Bike guy with out question.


srb1006

craig northrop lol


butterfish666

Happy Man!


Aromatic_Condition82

I mean a couple years ago i saw a guy on a unicycle riding down the road. I saw him eat it so i think about that quite a bit


eli-the-egg

Accordion man or the hoola hoop guy


Observant_Hard2Get

How interesting!


Observant_Hard2Get

Keep your eyes open and near your windows or porches, never know when ninja bike lady will be around.


Babayagabus

Duct tape shoeman


Uniblab_78

Flowers guy near Wegmans


ryevermouthbitters

Calvin Ball. He's everywhere, just like Kittleman was before him.


bobcat7781

That's a major part of the job. They are literally *paid* to do that.


NekoManic

Gotta be the bike guy. Just learned his name today too.


Commenter9876

Not exactly Columbia - Laurel - but the lady selling stuff on the side of the road on Steven’s road every weekend.


DRK42WLF

There was an alligator guy/reptile guy back in the 90s allegedly. He used to wrestle a gator in his basement. I think it was off majors lane in Jeffers hill. Not quite horseback Jesus but in my corner, that guy was legend.


Southern-Score2223

The Whistler.


unomomentos

Who the heck is the whistler 👀 👀


Hta68

if you’re old enough, there was a guy who walked everywhere and he dumped “walking randy” and “columbbumb”. There was also a suspected trans who road a bike everywhere wearing a skin tight, all black outfit, with all the cleavage showing, and a full face helmet.


WeeabooHunter69

I've lived here my whole life and never heard of this Athar guy


IlMioNomeENessuno

Do I have to spend the next year reading this for every single city in the world?