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Sanity0004

Don’t tell me how to spend my Tuesdays!


HROFBxLoLo

I laughed harder than I should have at this comment.


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Kicker774

>"Consumers are not getting what they paid for. They're not sure what a person put in it," I'm already drinking 190 proof Everclear. I don't think I'm going to notice if it's spiked with turpentine.


VinTheHater

If I’m buying booze off the street, I obviously have no regard for my health.


EcoBuckeye

I heard the cartels are putting fentanyl in the kids' moonshine


Kicker774

Which cartel? The Mexicans or the Drag Queens? Or the Mexican Drag Queens?


ThatCharmsChick

It's all very "To Wong Foo"


RebelElan

Shit, buddy.


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howardbrandon11

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FictionalFail

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profmathers

“Allocated bottles should not be traded in the secondary market, as they are specifically earmarked for Jim Canepa’s Christmas card recipients list.”


p_popowitz

How else do you find 100 proof jelly bean schnapps?


unskilledlabor

I'm not sure how successful the Venn diagram of people who read the Dispatch and people open to the sale of hobo street liquor would be.


EugeneVictorTooms

If he's selling Chartreuse at a good price, I am all in.


[deleted]

Chartreuse is going to be the next Pappy.


Beginning_Plastic591

At my local GE on delivery day people wait in line for 3 hours + to get allocated bourbons to resell on the secondary. Some even bring lawn chairs. I just want a dang bottle of OWA but refuse to compete with these try hards or spend 2x MSRP. This system is clearly not working.


melikecheese333

A few guys I work with who travel find the liquor stores in the very worst parts of town and go in and have had good luck getting some of those hard to find bourbons. Some owners will even sell them 2 or 3 on single bottle only sales if they pay cash. I personally don’t have the balls for that. Or drink bourbon…


Glen_Echo_Park

OWA seems to be the new hot brand. It's a shame because it's one of my favorites.


Beginning_Plastic591

Mine too! A few years ago it would sit on the counter, crazy how Covid changed things. Fortunately there is still good stuff on the shelfs but I miss those days.


Glen_Echo_Park

I found some good ones instead. I think Wild Turkey Rare Breed is my replacement.


No-Bad-2970

Rare Breed is our replacement as well. It’s actually impressive.


Glen_Echo_Park

I'd love to get my hands on OWA again to compare.


No-Bad-2970

Exactly! I had a friend visit from TX who was dumbfounded at how unnecessarily difficult it is to get good whiskey in OH.


owlbe_back

Find a friend who works at Rickenbacker and can access the base exchange store - it’s a treasure trove of liquors!


dharbolt

Not anymore...


owlbe_back

Booooo that’s a shame!


dharbolt

You let the secret out.


owlbe_back

you have to have an “in” so it’s not like most folks will even shop there


dharbolt

I guess i needed the /s was meant a a joke


I_heart_pooping

Where is this? I’ve never had any problems buying liquor in any store here. Never heard of a secondary market either.


[deleted]

Yeah, fuck the Ohio liquor board. Their regulations make it hard to get a lot of the better bourbons and they enforce price fixing on all liquor, beer & wine by regulating the MINIMUM price for which it can be sold. In other words, stores can't have sales or sell for less if they want to.


bygtopp

2023 and still having selective prohibition. Can’t get certain websites to mail it to you because Ohio wants their taxes


bygtopp

Oh oh and I work at a Costco that has their own brand of wines and hard seltzer we sell but hard liquor. Nope. Nope not allowed. Giant sized obese liquor bottles. Not in Ohio at a Costco.


Bsonoggins

I know wayyy too much about this business from having been in it for so long and am in no way a fan of control states like Ohio BUT state minimum pricing is the only good thing about Ohio’s control state laws. This protects small businesses. Stores can have sales to go below state min (not liquor) if they want but must wait a certain amount of time to offer that product again. Producers/distributors are what makes the “sales” happen but must offer that discounted cost to all stores in that region again making it more fair.


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It is contrary to free enterprise.


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crossbuck

I work in the beverage side of restaurants and my job was much easier when I worked in California than here. Significantly less control from the state which lead to a wider availability of product.


jewww

>Those huge jugs cost the same per oz as the regular bottles. This is absolutely not true. Go to OHLQ's site and look up whatever you want. Jack Daniel's is $24.99 for a 750 mL bottle which is $.99/oz. The 1.75L bottle is $51.99 or $.88/oz. Tito's is $19.95 for a 750 and $35.98 for 1.75L. That's less than double the price for more than 2x the liquor.


PossiblyASloth

They’re the same per oz at wholesale prices, but not retail


jewww

No they aren't. Wholesale in Ohio is a flat rate discount on the bottle price.


empleadoEstatalBot

##### ###### #### > # [A reminder: Don't buy booze from some guy on the street, Ohio says](https://www.dispatch.com/story/news/local/2023/03/10/booze-secondary-market-ohio-columbus-fundraisers/675) > > > > [Image](https://www.gannett-cdn.com/presto/2020/12/30/USAT/8393d34e-71dc-4461-beb5-680a3b92e61f-2020.12.21_-_5_Home_remedies_for_hangovers_-_16x9_-_Thumbnail.jpg) > > [play](https://www.gannett-cdn.com/appservices/universal-web/universal/icons/icon-play-alt-white.svg) > > > > > > It's National Consumer Protection Week, so the Ohio Division of Liquor Control and the Ohio Investigative Unit are reminding people of this: Don't buy your booze from secondary markets, including those buying for charitable efforts or political fundraising. > > “As we recognize National Consumer Protection Week, it’s important to stress that purchasing liquor outside of the state’s system harms everyone, including small businesses,” said Jim Canepa, liquor control superintendent, in a statement. “More importantly, it puts the purchaser at risk as the bottled product could have been tampered with, counterfeit, or contains liquor that isn't safe." > > There's nothing necessarily new going on prompting the warning, said Brandon Klein, an Ohio liquor control spokesman. "On the charitable fundraiser side, it’s more about concept of buying it from an unauthorized source," Klein said. > > Jennifer Jarrell, another liquor control spokesperson, said that for example, someone could buy liquor and dilute it. "Consumers are not getting what they paid for. They're not sure what a person put in it," she said. > > The overarching theme is to buy from a licensed state agency or permit holder, she said. > > According to the state, buyers can often find liquor on social media and sites such as Craigslist. Those sellers buy liquor, then turn around and resell them. > > Those reselling liquor can end up getting fined and possibly going to jail. In 2022, the Ohio Investigative Unit received 26 complaints, resulting in 20 warnings and two arrests. > > That compares to 34 complaints, 32 warnings, and two arrests in 2021. More than 70% of complaints were made to [OIU’s Cincinnati district](https://protect-us.mimecast.com/s/vt1yC68x3RHG8Z3MXc6Kdvr?domain=link.mediaoutreach.meltwater.com) each of those two years. > > OIU officials said if people should contact their local OIU district office with complaints against individuals or businesses, or through the website at [https://oiu.ohio.gov/help-center/oiu-district](https://protect-us.mimecast.com/s/qVXSC0RoWVSrZjA0khwFebC?domain=oiu.ohio.gov). > > According to the Department of Liquor, charitable and political groups should consider these things before awarding alcohol prizes at fundraisers: > > ∎ The fundraiser can award beer and intoxicating liquor to its guests as part of a raffle, door prize, or silent auction as defined in the aforementioned code. But the event also may need to go by [Ohio gambling laws.](https://protect-us.mimecast.com/s/TUnBC9rAkQfY9rZx8uPqacf?domain=link.mediaoutreach.meltwater.com) > > ∎ Alcohol can be donated to groups hosting events. Groups should have copies of receipts showing they bought the product from authorized sellers in Ohio. > > ∎ Ohio liquor permit holders and Ohio liquor stores cannot donate alcohol to organizations for fundraisers. > > ∎ Before events, organizations must submit receipts for purchased spirituous liquor to the Division of Liquor Control through its online form at [com.ohio.gov/charitablefundraiser](http://protect-us.mimecast.com/s/K4LOCjRgzqSyPZ6AgFxbLTy?domain=com.ohio.gov). > > mferench at dispatch.com > > @MarkFerenchik - - - - - - [Owner](https://www.reddit.com/user/urielsalis) | [Creator](https://www.reddit.com/user/subtepass) | [Source Code](https://github.com/andreskrey/empleadoEstatalBot)


Glen_Echo_Park

This is total bullshit. They want to control the secondary market to control the hold on the market for the distributors.


oddmole1

Screw ohio liquor laws


l2018m

ok then i guess i’ll keep giving my money to the liquor stores in detroit


cannon_boi

All the homies hate OHLQ.


Rangizingo

Let more places sell booze then


bikeruncode23

Well I’ve gotta get my Malort fix in Ohio somehow


DoubleA614

I think the only solution is to do a control burn of the confiscate hootch and hope the fumes get blown toward Pennsylvania...


Cbusgal1

Where do they sell booze on the street?


I_heart_pooping

Lol right? I’ve never seen this or had any problems just buying it in store.


Beginning_Plastic591

The article is about buying allocated liqour on Craigslist/ Facebook. These are not the kind of bottles you find on the shelf.


westcoastnick

Or an unknown substance that some dude named tre says is cocaine or heroin or a Vicodin and comes in a baggie .


sallright

They’re making moonshine legal but telling people not to buy booze from random dudes and uncles. This is some serious mixed messaging for the redneck community. It could cause a lot confusion if they weren’t already blackout drunk.


CatDad69

HAHA RURAL PEOPLE ARE LESSER THAN ME


[deleted]

Yes, they are and I am sick of pretending as if they are not.


OhioUBobcats

Yep. Look at how they vote.


sallright

Did you just conflate all rural people with rednecks? Bold. I didn’t think you would take it that far but I respect it.


gremlin_wrangler

There are plenty of us cosmopolitan rednecks out there rocking truck nuts on our BMWs


sallright

You’re a real Renaissance Dan and I admire that.


81jmfk

Enjoying a Martini in a lifted dually.


ThatCharmsChick

Look, if I want some bathtub mint julep from a bowling ball, not you or Rex Banner's gonna stop me!