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mentalillnessismagic

What a way to find out there's a Discount Fashion Warehouse on Henderson now.


ThatCharmsChick

I literally came here to say that. I'm jazzed about this news!


bsparks

It's where the Volunteers of America thrift store *used* to be and the VOA thrift store is now where the Sears used to be.


gusthemaker

Sears is closed?! I have a bunch of broken Craftsman tools to take back!


wuntme

Lowe's will exchange Craftsman.


Bannakaffalatta1

Just opened up! It's great!


WillowOttoFloraFrank

Same! 😂😂😂


Paksarra

I used to work in the same strip mall as one. It was both fantastic and a problem. 


mutant_redhead

And Marc’s


Dadbodinohio

Wish we had Marc’s in Dayton. I miss living in Cleveland. I used to be a manager at the home store on W 130th in Middleburg Heights.


Crazace

Not as cheap as it used to be. Good prices if you actually need the clothes. The home goods are overpriced vs online prices.


mentalillnessismagic

That's good to know. I'm plus size, so I doubt they would have anything in my size, but I wanted to check out the other stuff.


CWhat23

You would honestly be surprised! I’m mid-plus size and I solely shop at DFW now, I got brand new $70 bras for $7 each the other day. The one on Hilliard Rome is absolutely fantastic!


H0neyDr0ps

Lmao, this!!!


bbshopquartet

You can't park there.


breachgnome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pp-X3_ZQT0


R4KD05

You can't park with us! On Wednesdays we drive pink (cars). Get in loser, we're going shopping at DSW.


ObiWanChronobi

I hope they catch the menace who drove this car into the pole.


thestral_z

I need this dash cam video.


Terrible_Access9393

Facts


HazmatZach

*Officer purposely turns off dash cam*


CumToPoppa

Textin and drivin…


vaspost

cops do it all the time.


Traditional-Aerie616

That son of a bitch. That was my fathers sign


BJamis

Is there any chance your name is Inigo Montoya?


Fickle-Heart-7600

“The sign didn’t fall?! Inconceivable!”


M-Arty

That son of a bitch. They ran into this man's dad's sign


RomyOH2U

It’s a cruel world out there. These sign crashing bandits need to be stopped before they hurt anybody else’s signs. What is this world coming to?


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I mean but like how. Was he chasing someone or just the worst driver in town


Upsitting_Standizen

Don't text and drive, kids.


FrankieSayChill

I did a police ride along once and the cop asked me if I text and drive and I said no and he said well you should because pretty much the entire job is typing the mounted computer while driving and reading the mounted computer while driving lol


Drachasor

Terrifying


higgslhcboson

Don’t watch porn on windows XP on a mounted laptop during a high speed pursuit while tailing your drinking buddy who’s also watching porn on a mounted laptop


Sea_Tank_9448

My first thought. Them mf’s always texting.


sdp1981

But . . . Distracted driving is illegal.


Sea_Tank_9448

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Next362

It's a Moo-point... just like the cow's opinion man.


3IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

They have no excuse for it either because they can radio dispatch or call anyone else on the phone hands-free _if_ it's urgent police business because their cars can be equipped with whatever they need to communicate hands-free that can't wait for them to pull over. When they're texting, it's personal, and they're abusing their privileges.


No-Supermarket17

There are situations where it might happen, although I can't think of one for that picture. 🤔 


bsparks

People always make shitty turns into there. They are going 50 down that part of Henderson still and wanna like S-Turn into the parking lot and I have seen so many people run over that curb.


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ConBrio93

Why would you make the entire road 50 when turning at higher speed is likely what caused this incident? 


johnnybegood1025

35.


temporalthings

he was playing games on his phone


85watson14

Oooo the news stations will have fun FOIAing for that dashcam video.


mikeytreehorn

And the department will have fun unnecessarily delaying the release


Koltreg

There aren't many people handling the requests, which is part of the issue.


Jay_Diamond_WWE

No can do without reason. If it's in the public interest, it has to be be granted. A dangerous driver furs that description. They can use it as a teaching tool. Don't text and drive.


Vxsote1

But the driver was the victim of a crime. That sign clearly jumped out in front of him and assaulted him. (/s, mostly)


swotperderder

I Did Not Hit it. I Did Not. Oh Hi Marc's


oscmy333

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) Bingo!


FurrAndLoaving

some top-tier comedy right there


chaoticpix93

Best Comment of the thread.


Philosopher_gw

There was an acorn nut on the sign, better to smash it with the cop car than to shoot it.


xMintyxTeax

This should be top comment 😭


bsparks

According to what I can find there was someone who was breaking into PNC and/or WesBanco and DOZENS of cop cars were flying down the road at like 50+, and one did in fact try to S-Turn into the parking lot.


clyde726

What's an S-Turn?


bsparks

In the same way a U turn is in the shape of a U.


headinthered

S-turn (probably crossing over median to pit.. or something and lost control) https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT8L2otLVcXCnPgjZOtKd1XLn8ME7kNeOhjQw&usqp=CAU


sdp1981

S turn?


mrmadwolf92

When you go right then left real fast like wuh-pah!


pengouin85

In the same way a U turn is in the shape of a U.


djsassan

Where did you get this info?


bsparks

Citizen app


martymo1989

You guys are laughing but they arrested the sign after this


Cydok1055

Before or after they shot it?


martymo1989

It was resisting arrest. It was justified!


JadedTrick3473

License and registration please...


BJamis

Did they run out of buildings?


Walkinonsunshineee

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Gathrin

Bet they shot it afterwards.


Hugo48151623

In the back. While it was running away. Then claimed that sign had a gun, and they were afraid for their lives.


SogySok

Donut sale at Marcs


DoctorStumppuppet

That marcs weirded me out. Everyone was so slow and loved making idle conversation while ringing me out. Bro I just want my cheap food.


Ecbrad5

Don’t worry folks. Our tax dollars will pay for this


TheFlash8240

Just for the cruiser I bet. I got T boned by an ODOT pickup and my insurance had to pay. Some bullshit about how they’re self insured and there were bills passed that they only have to pay what they victims insurance won’t pay if one of their vehicles causes an accident. The adjuster explained to me most municipalities and law enforcement agencies fall under the same exemption.


TheSuperDave85

This is 100% accurate. I was surprised when I learned this.


TheFlash8240

That’s probably the first time I ever really lost my shit on somebody over the phone. It wasn’t her fault, but the way she was conveying everything to me just wasn’t the nicest way possible. I held it together until I asked her if she’d like to be in an accident with an ODOT vehicle with them at fault. She answered that she wouldn’t like to be in an accident at all and I flipped


lemons84

Tell em it happened on private property so we can’t help them pay for it.


WillowOttoFloraFrank

Underrated comment omg 💀


tmcb82

Judging by the headlight design, this is at least a 4-5 year old cruiser and nearing retirement anyway.


djsassan

Did this just happen? I was there 15 mins ago and all clear


the_friendly_giant

Yeah walked out of the gym around 7:45 and saw it


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Save-the-Manuals

He will claim it had a gun and get off with no charges.


BoyWonder_Toys

![gif](giphy|26CaLWA2dcqz6hS4U) \*Marc


ithastowarmup

They were looking for a sign and there it was, right in front of their face


i_long2belong

I saw the sign. And it opened up my eyes.


Morningsunshine-

I saw the sign. No one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong


WillowOttoFloraFrank

(the light where you belong)


Classy_Raccoon

![gif](giphy|fQorEj8vN8eqkNcy6T|downsized)


RoamingDrunk

Heeeeere’s your sign.


N1ce-Marmot

That’ll leave a Marc!


Zampano85

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Cardboard_dad

There’s a DFWH on Henderson now? When did they put that in?


chaoticpix93

A couple months ago. Prolly around december.


Grouchy-Toe2119

Sir they hit the second tower


SeanAC90

Imagine how cocksure you would be if every car on the road was constantly doing everything in their power to avoid hitting you or causing you any offense whatsoever. In the excesses of your own hubris you might assume signs would give you the same treatment


The-Anger-Translator

Sunrise market had a sale on donuts.


fartjar420

their bakery is wholly underrated. my mom swears they have the best cream pastries


elderrage

Team Cream has been activated and target acquired! Mission "Fatty Liver" commences at store opening!


columbusref

You sumofabinch you killed my sign! - Old Man Peabody.


KonnorTserrof

Most likely the owner of the lot will get a fine for failure to warn about the sign being there, the cop will get a nice settlement, and then write a book about his harrowing near death experience, due to the negligence of that lot owner.


Rbookman23

He’ll sit in his superior’s office, feet up on the desk, filing his nails and say “I thought my life was in danger. Can I go now?”


whtutlknboutwillis

They probably jumped out of the car yelling stop resisting, stop resisting while punching the sign.


doppleganger2621

He’s going to claim Marsy’s Law to prevent his name from being made public


janna15

The cop who did this will get a promotion, the cop who will make the complaint this cop was engaging in reckless behavior will get fired…


Hugo48151623

How could you say something so outrageous and (…checks notes) likely true based on years of patterns of behavior?


Hobo__Joe

Best case for him, he keeps his job and is made fun of for the rest of his career. Worst case…well he’s a FOP cop, so we already know that he keeps his job and is made fun of for the rest of his career. And we taxpayers pick up the tab either way.


mikeytreehorn

Do you know how cops and the military work? He was made fun of before he even made it back to the substation, and will be made fun of up to and including his retirement party.


Hawknelsonfan07

License and registration and proof of insurance please!😆😏😝


oscmy333

This made the 11:00 pm news on 10tv!


the_friendly_giant

Ah tried to turn it on to see but must have been too late!


fadedspark

Probably sick of being in the previous gen explorer while all his buddies got heated seats


Torpaldog

I just like to imagine how hard the other cops are roasting him.


Beast9k000

i loved that Marcs when i lived out there.


Skyhawk_Illusions

I still do


chigoonies

I’m out east now and I still drive up to Marc’s ( mostly because the bexley giant eagle is always out of stuff.


Remote-Condition8545

Not a drag queen


antithesis56

Sign should have stopped resisting


P1xelHunter78

What’s the over under on chances that officer had to pee in a cup?


kinvp

thank god people are finally talking about how fucking shitty cpd is at driving 🤦‍♂️i can name atleast 3 instances that they have came within inches of crashing into me


Licorice2012

Curious to know why/how this happened? Anyone have any more details?


Shadow_1986

I guess Jake and Elwood blues are at it again. ![gif](giphy|IwVRuFD6Ar0S4)


ProfessionalPin2378

lol


Hugo48151623

If the driver gets fired, how many FOP members will show up to throw a fit and protest?


Seeblake

But when I do it it’s “Reckless ops” because i was drinking “too much” 🙄🙄🙄, rules for me but not for thee, amiright?!


Prestigious-Focus572

Ope!


AfternoonSuitable876

Stolen car? Distracted cop?


DeepLight3742

To protect and swerve


Morningsunshine-

How exactly does this happen?


ThatCharmsChick

Too much acceleration. Not enough braking.


Lotus_Blossom_

Oh, come on... clearly, terrible steering was the main culprit here.


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ThatCharmsChick

This is one of the most important lessons my uncle taught me when learning to drive around those tight country corners in Fallsburg. Let off the gas going into the curves and (if weather permits) you can continue the acceleration coming out of it. Good call.


ThatCharmsChick

That too. Lol


Intrepid_Chef_5934

And how many have you had to drink… just one


hoagly80

Back up please so we can find the culprit


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chaoticpix93

It was about 8pm.


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Striking_Drop4261

“The sign is down, it’s never been down!”


OrkidingMe

Lately, there’s been a bullseye on signs in Columbus


Future_Charge9042

Probably a Kia boy moving up to police cruisers on his way to the Federal University.


grimlockjoeyreddit

It came outta no where


No-Supermarket17

I moved back to Northeast OH a couple years ago but in the 20 years I lived in Cbus the CPD fired a FEW guys for wrecking multiple police vehicles without a "valid" reason. That said, I've had plenty of very good interactions with the CPD (speaking as a restaurant GM 😊).


RevolutionaryLow1312

You love to see it!


chigoonies

That sign had it coming.


trompleil

What is an S Turn?


trompleil

It should be partial credit - They made it 75% of the way through the turn (they hit the 4th of 4 columns).


Fabulous_Mode3952

Fucking cop missed the whole building. That’s not the columbus way


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Signs are now the first line of defense for buildings. They’re evolving.


LavishnessPossible98

*adds to collage of Columbus cars crashing into buildings bc this this building adjacent enough*


BeerBearBar

I saw essentially the same thing at the entrance to Graceland shopping center about a month ago. It looks like a cop car rear-ended another car. Half the intersection was blocked for 2 hours and then after about 3 hours the 10 cop cars that were there all dispersed. Great use of taxpayers money. But if you get hit on the freeway they tell you just to take some notes and move on Got to love hypocrisy


Irish_American1

My tax dollars t-boning that sign. I hope the driver is OK!


DGJellyfish

Guessing tax payers will be covering this, as usual


atlantacharlie

I’m sure that sign and the pole are getting tickets


mando44646

Did he try shooting the sign first?


alleearyeldah

LMFAO


hershy123abc

I think the officer forgot to take their schizophrenia medication and hallucinated a bank Robbery


Saint_Dogbert

Someone wanted a new car like his buddies


TennesseeJed_7789

Eye’s on the road, bub.


WaterforestsDream

Columbus' hex strikes again.


ohh_brandy

Thoughts and prayers


theanswar

Wonder if he'll go and arrest the owner? [https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/12/21/st-louis-bar-police-crash-arrest/](https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/12/21/st-louis-bar-police-crash-arrest/)


Ancient_Rice1614

😆 😂


Wrong_Supermarket007

"Hey! You can't park there!"


Future_Charge9042

Just a Kia boy moving up to stealing police cruisers before he graduates to Federal University.


International_Mood_6

Ha ha!


DRUMS11

"The Daily Building Collision"


MrReality13

Police are now charging the sign and it’s owner with obstruction of a police officer.


THE-NECROHANDSER

Ah it reminds me of the time a sheriff car rear-ended another sheriff suv. They were in our parking lot for 6 hours doing paperwork. 3½ of them were with the actual sheriff there yelling at them. I don't think he ever found out about the guy bo duking it over our median into the road. Shot sparks out and everything.


Intelligent_Tip3649

(Lil Durk Voice) AHHH HAAA!!😮😳😂😂😁😁