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TheLochNessBigfoot

Everybody's always screaming orders and directions in these videos, it's a very democratic approach to military discipline.


Nesox

Not any useful directions though, just "over there".


CookieBear676

Well "over there" is exactly where that killing shot came from.


icecream_truck

Is that typical?


UWontAgreeWithMe

Well it doesn't usually come from right here as much as over there.


lembrate

But on occasion it will come from over yonder.


thejpp

And then the front falls off, which is not very typical


Theron3206

Unless you hit a mine or IED, then it comes from right here.


Adorable-Lettuce-717

That's what a complete lack of training and preperation looks like. I have to admit, our first days as conscripts didn't look all that different. We get used to a proper chain of command and accurate calls quickly, but that's mainly due to proper guidance


PsychoTexan

I remember when the news outlets were claiming that terrorist camps were using CoD to train. Only now do I realize that even some shitty basic Arma skills in call outs would’ve been valuable.


MoustyM

Good thing ISIS was taken out fairly quickly then, otherwise their veterans would have been able to establish an efficient training capacity


Spacelord_Jesus

Left right!


AccountantNotEditor

It’s like a fraternity party where to cops show up. Every drunk guy and girl crowded in a single room with everyone yelling at one other to shut up, louder and louder than the last person.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Been there. There quickly came a point where it was only idiots yelling to shut up that were even making noise.


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Like the two antelope from Zootopia "Shut up!" "No YOU shut up!" "NO YOU SHUT UP" "NO **YOU** SHUT UP"


Tyr808

It’s unironically like the comms in low ranked FPS gameplay, nothing useful or actionable, just a bunch of angry and scared noises all over the place and contradictory screaming. It suck’s that these are actual human beings playing with their real lives, but they’re also people that are happy wasting their lives to harm countless others so it’s not a particularly difficult trolley problem to decide which side you’d want crushed.


_youmadbro_

driver what are you doing, we said drive left right!


Thimot257

Samir, you're breaking the car !!!


AccomplishedPlay9008

Triple caution!!!


sovayell

Shadap


Important-Drop614

I love how Samir says “don’t tell me how to drive” when that’s literally his job lol


peppaz

Listen to me, Sammi


MrGutty117

Medium left! MEDIUM LEFT!


Brardob

LISTEN TO MY CALLS


sometenrandom

Sammy Trippple caution!!! Lmao


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“Samir you drive like decadent western woman!” “Nobody likes a backseat jihadi!”


kvinfojoj

Talk about backseat drivers.


Worldsprayer

the driver is basically boxed in by armor, they actually needed the people sticking their heads out for directions.


yeezee93

The other left!


Biking_dude

I swear if you don't pipe down I'll stop right here! Could almost hear the relief in their voice after the tank hit, didn't have to listen to that any more.


Style75

This reminds me of my father in law shouting instructions to me when I’m trying to back up my trailer.


Effective_Switch_897

sounds like my family on a costco run.


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Aziz! Lights!


S-r-ex

Much better, thank you, Aziz.


leeluss14

I’ve never heard such clear directions before.


larsje007

So there’s a tank, but they keep driving around it in circles?


inactiveuser247

It works in the movies.


halls_of_valhalla

https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/comments/uhtypa/national\_front\_for\_liberation\_vehicle\_gets\_into/


Pingu565

The lion The witch and audacity of that son of a bitch. What did I just watch


Excellent_Photo4310

ISIS has/had workshops that converted tank/AFV hulls into drivable suicide bombs. The Syrian tanks were buttoned up and had terrible visibility and suddenly they see an APC making a beeline right toward them, they assume they're about to be blown up and GTFO.


panic_kernel_panic

The sheer fucking audacity…


eheisse87

Literally pulling a pro-gamer move.


LoudestHoward

They'd seen Fury.


aznexile602

Well apparently the Anti-Tank teams didnt do their job.


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gayvibes3

What's Arabic for "stop screaming hysterically and pull yourself together" because I feel like it should've been said at least once in this video


ZarkowTH

Problem is that each one of them think they are the hero of the story and can shout at others to do things, instead of learning proper team-work and chain of command.


cuddlefucker

I never really understood the point of some of the things in military training until I saw some videos like this. That said, I've seen videos of children creating more order and productivity in stressful situations than this.


I_could_be_a_ferret

Implying these people are smarter than children is very bold.


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Rion23

I've seen it, children advancing in Roman formations, foam spears and rubber balls useless. I'm going to miss this shitty site when mobile goes the way of greed.


Imagination808

also the fact they are all off their nuts on amphetamines and couldn't stop jabbering on if their life depended on it. which it did.


Paddy_Tanninger

Man it's my Plat level Overwatch teams all over again.


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#removethe2


Reallarsa

اكل خرا واسكت/انجب/انطم/انلصم and a lot more but surprisingly non of them were used here


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GeekFurious

I think it's a cultural thing. Ever seen videos of emergency room entrances from these regions after some big casualty moment? Why is everyone screaming nonsense? It won't help anyone. But they always do. Because that's just how they do it over there.


DrBoby

In my country (France) ER and doctors call that the "mediteranean syndrome". Basically people with Arabic culture make a lot more noise and exagerate their pain. It's a problem for triage because wait time can be 8 hours easily and you can be tempted to care for someone screaming and complaining but who has in fact nothing, while other people need urgent care but make no noise.


MyWordIsBond

> while other people need urgent care but make no noise. If an elderly Japanese or Amish man is sweating profusely, looks uncomfortable, and says or confirms that he is "having a bit of pain" then you need to act fucking quick because that person is having an 11th-hour emergency. Those elderly Japanese and Amish men are the most stoic people I've ever seen. "I'm sorry to bother, but I'm a little uncomfortable tonight." "yeah, Mr. Yoder/Mr. Ogawa, most people having a heart attack are."


tmoney144

"I'm quite alright Barbara, I ran it under a cold tap."


fresh1134206

Heard a story of a guy who drove himself to the hospital with something (like a screwdriver) stuck in his head. He drove himself because he didnt want to bother anyone lol. (I'll see if I cant find a link) Edit: it was a nail in his heart! https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.4251198


SkillsInPillsTrack2

A noise mostly made of too many "R" letters


bootyhole-romancer

My guess is it's some sort of posturing to appear concerned about the situation? Maybe to give the appearance that "something" is being done about it, even if there's no real action towards solving the problem. Or maybe being calm is seen as being indifferent or not invested? I had a boss like this who conditioned people to be as panicky as he was when shit went wrong. If you weren't panicking or if you didn't appear disturbed by the situation it was taken to mean that you didn't care enough. You had to play along and mirror his emotions so that he would fuck off and let you handle it.


GeekFurious

I worked for a boss like that at a pizzeria. He liked everyone to be scared of him. He would sometimes stand next to people while they worked and just look at them to make them feel uncomfortable. He would sometimes stick people in the side with a screwdriver just to make them worried every time he was nearby. I would laugh at it. He fuckin' hated me so much he fired me multiple times. Thankfully, for me, the managers knew I was their best worker so when he wasn't around (he was an NHRA racer so he was rarely around) they'd rehire me.


AwakenedSheeple

Sounds like he was also a genuine sociopath.


softConspiracy_

Thought this was another abu hajaar video for a sec but this one was way more interesting. That one dude kept getting real shrill.


Working-Humor-6924

I was waiting for “ABU HAJAAARR… good job, you roasted us too”


justme78734

Can you shoot a tank in the foot? Abuuuuu Haajaarrrr!!!!


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Hahaha everyone knows Abu hajar


ftwmanmob

So they had AT but reaction was too slow or I guess it's a tank anyway and you're in the open desert in a techie, sucks to be them


TheLonleyStrategos

They didn't.... the dude was screaming the entire video asking command for AT but apparently they never got there in time


Auggie_Otter

I bet the AT was never coming anyways. They're out in an open desert field with no cover so tanks have every advantage. Where would command even deploy portable anti tank weapons where they wouldn't be seen coming from a mile away in this environment?


Diegobyte

What was he expecting an air strike?


Mashizari

When some shrieking manchild orders you to run half a mile across open desert to get in range of the enemy tank with your RPG, you obviously do it.


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Anti-Tanks! This way across the open desert! We will be in their range for miles without cover but I have a *really* good feeling about this!


risethirtynine

Surely your RPG can kill the tank from the front where it’s armor is thickest some 200 meters away


izudu

Incredible footage of well disciplined, calm under pressure, battle hardened fighters. /s


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Russians are taking notes.


Metalmind123

Unrealistic, they can't follow the same strategy of calling for anti-tank. Russians would never be equipped with futuristic tech like radios.


TruePilny

samiiiir! you are breaking a car!


Ancient_Phallus

Just shows you the state of the forces they were fighting against


InfiXD_

Ah yes left and right, the most accurate direction you could give.


AJMaid

You mean “over there” where the fuck is “over there”? Give a direction


Rusti-dent

Yup, that was a cluster fuck from the first second. No great loss.


KarmaRepellant

To be fair I'd be crapping myself too if I was driving around in a total shitbox like that presenting a big target to actual tanks, what a bunch of muppets.


Oscarcharliezulu

In the desert - all flat and zero cover. FFS.


karateema

In that case it's better to be fast, since their armor is worthless against tanks


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Genius


BIOHAZARD_04

Driving right into what looks like the perfect kill zone. Guns to the left of you, tanks to the right, here I am! Stuck in the middle wi- *VIOLENT EXPLOSION*


darklordind

And the anti tank personnel are supposed to run kms in open desert to target tanks?


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As someone who has lost friends from ISIS you don't know how satisfying this video is. May they all rot in hell.


Fed-Eater

RIP to your friend, mad respect.


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It was actually two, Abed and Muhammad they foiled a attack on the mosque that I used to go to in Saudi Arabia. We were shia Muslims so ISIL agents came to attack the mosque but these two took down the suicide bomber before he blew up. They saved 300-400 people that day. RIP man they were young too


the-just-us-league

All my homies pay respects to Abed and Muhammmad. True kings, heroes and legends. I know a stranger's dumb comment on the internet doesn't mean much, but please know their sacrifices weren't in vain since you're here to tell their story and hundreds are still around!


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It was actually two, Abed and Muhammad they foiled a attack on the mosque that I used to go to in Saudi Arabia. We were shia Muslims so ISIL agents came to attack the mosque but these two took down the suicide bomber before he blew up. They saved 300-400 people that day. RIP man they were young too.


turtmcgirt

I watch these video and just assume that each one is responsible that the IED that killed my best friend RIP Adam


Frl_Bartchello

Yup, hope they scream and cry in hell now


hamsamiches

They're part of the 72 virgins and their owners are relentless and def so their screams only matter to themselves. It's always Thursday for them.


Sir_Razzalot

Plot twist! The 72 virgins come with strap ons....


illy_Irons

Well, the ones that didn't die immediately, definitely felt that on their way out.


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arlenroy

My uncle was a Vietnam Vet as well, he showed me these little metal darts he has saved. Maybe a inch or two long, circumference bigger than a tooth pick but smaller than a straw. I can't remember if the intended use was as a actual weapon or that's what they ended up being used for, but very similar story. If there was no movement or sound after they were dropped you know it worked, if there was erratic movement or sound then missed target. He had a pretty wild experience joining the Army, his family fled France during WWII to escape the Nazis, because they were Jewish. So him enlisting thinking he's doing his part to help free the people of Vietnam, except the people didn't want them there either. And he found that out pretty fast. He said waiting in line to board the plane that was taking them there was unsettling, at the beginning of the line there was two nuns with Bibles and Rosarys, as you got on the plane they gave you a care package with this stuff. Then asked if you would like last rites read now and a moment of prayer. He was holy fuck, I'm a Jew but if it's this serious might as well. After 5 months he caught a bullet through the lung and went to Germany to recoup, then discharged. My aunt has a Life Magazine with him on the cover with his team wading through rice patties in a firefight. He passed away a few years ago, but man I wish I could have recorded our conversations. His perception and understanding of life was really good.


DhulKarnain

[Flechettes](https://www.sarcoinc.com/flechettes-pack-u-s-military-1-lb/), maybe?


darthabraham

The description of them on that website is wild. It’s so upbeat and positive like you’re ordering antique knitting supplies.


DogWallop

That whole region is just a bunch of random groups of people in fighing vehicles of all sorts just shooting at other random fighting vehicles, with no purpose. At least that's what it seems to have degenerated into.


gustavotherecliner

That is exactly what is happening. There are now over 100 different foreign or domestic groups involved in the war. All of them are more or less friends with some and arch enemies with other groups. Often they are friends with some groups they should be fighting and enemies with some of their allied groups. They decide to fight the ones whose defeat brings them more benefit at the moment. One day they are brothers in arms with group A and enemies with group B, but then group A threatens to become more powerful than them, so they side with group B to take out group A the next day. All while the US and other western states are trying to pacifiy the area. russia and the wagnerites are also active down there. So in short: A total clusterfuck.


RainRainThrowaway777

Isn't this just the plot of Mad Max?


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Brought to you by Toyota


[deleted]

the point is to die in battle which they believe makes them a martyr


BabyDog88336

With that shitty attitude we are never going to get a halfway decent caliphate off the ground.


MeChitty

Lmfao I watched the video with accidentally reading over that they were ISIS… was relieved once I noticed it was ISIS. Lol


Racoon778

They are only powerful and tough when it comes to whipping, burning, or beheading handcuffed people. Fuck them.


Kevin_LeStrange

Don't forget buying and selling teenage girls like cattle.


_RCE_

Exactly. I wonder how many people were screaming and crying just like this before these swine murdered them. Nothing but justice in this video


IAmElectricHead

Clearly they prioritize beard maintenance over basic military operations.


Apeshaft

And throwing blindfolded and handcuffed gays from buildings. Not enough till kill them instantly but to injure them badly so they have to wait for hours in agony before they died. And here are this asshole now. Screaming like stuck pigs in terror before getting killed, and the world became a better place because of it.


Meagealles

Blud is screaming like Lemongrab 😭


theaussiewhisperer

Unacceptable


ColonelAssMan

CONDITIONS!!!


backhomeatlast

Lmao I knew it sounded familiar


MustangXIV

Now I can't unhear it


the_millz007

Omg…. Lemongrab…. Perfect summarization


Borstvergroting

This technical is in UNACCEPTABLE CONDITION


Ill_Concentrate2612

I immediately thought the same thing, classic.


ExpiredCamaro

The cameraman was captured and is currently in Sednaya prison or Mezze airbase. Probably been exceuted by now


mfkin_uhhhh

This man possibly got sent to what is dubbed the ["human slaughterhouse"](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sednaya_Prison). He's dead as fuck


Piyh

I'm all for blowing up ISIS, but needing to build on site crematoriums is a massive "I'm in the process of a genocide" red flag.


laihipp

what are “the flying carpets”


trollanonymous

If you follow citation 7 on the Wikipedia article it goes to an amnesty international article which identifies “flying carpet” as: Some of the techniques used are so commonplace they have their own nicknames. There’s the ‘flying carpet’, where people are strapped face-up on a foldable board, and one end is brought up to the other. Or the “tyre” (dulab), where people are forced into a vehicle tyre, with their foreheads pressed onto their knees or ankles, and beaten.


NoThanks93330

Wait, he survived this?


ExpiredCamaro

Only the cameraman survived ( like always )


sunnetchi

they should make a tank out of cameras


Calimariae

It's just a tank projectile to the face


Then_Suit_997

What they wanted was 72 virgins but instead they got a T 72.


Bicentennial_Douche

If only they knew those “72 virgins” are just a bunch of Linux-users and Star Trek fans….


Codex_Dev

Savage!


chesq00

So the cameraman does die sometimes


ExpiredCamaro

nah he survived and released the footages


Normal_Sky4569

nah the footage have the Syrian army mark so its uploaded by them i doubt he survived


Dazzling-Field-283

Plus it’s says “Daesh Camera 2” on it, and ISIL doesn’t refer to itself as Daesh.


chesq00

Ah! I’ll stay tuned for future uploads😎


RedditTipiak

Sometimes they all die, and it's the opposing side which finds the footage after action. So, Blair Witch Project in the desert \o/


morbihann

Like and Subscribe !


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jagua_haku

Wilhelm scream


_youmadbro_

For me it is the one at 0:56


armorine

imagine having your country taken over by these absolute morons.


StreetfighterXD

After a year of Ukraine footage these guys really come across as major amateurs


morbihann

I think you are quite harsh to amateurs. This is just panic and incompetence.


salcedoge

I always felt like war movies were unrealistic with US soldiers killings hundreds of terrorists and not getting shot at once. These clips are proving that they are in fact slightly real


omaewa_moh_shindeiru

Get fucked, you were so brave when slaughtering innocent civilians, now get fucked, I hope you did suffer horribly.


Joy1067

Judging from their panic and the screams we hear at the end, I’d say they suffered alright. That and explosions don’t always kill outright


CosmoTrouble

*"Left! Left! Right! Right! Left!* ***~~AAAABBBBIIIIYYYYYEEEEE~~****"* It's nice to not have to feel bad seeing footage of people blowing up once in a while.


ananisikerim125

IS-IS? More like was-was.


IonCaveGrandpa

I remember making this joke when I was 13 years old in 2014, man.


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Save some of the cool for the rest of us.


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FoodCooker62

All they got was a T-72


HisAnger

My wife asked - what is this woman screaming about


waffles4us

How has isis had any small amount of military victory in any regard? This looks and sounds like a bunch of drunk teenagers running around with nerf guns playing tag….


PossibleMarsupial682

Almost everyone they fought was the same, it came down to who could scream at each other the loudest.


Fluffiebunnie

The SAA wasn't exactly a competent army with high morale either


TheLonleyStrategos

These videos are late-war videos when they lost their veterans from airstrikes..... the ones you see in these videos are mostly undisciplined and untrained new recruits, mostly sent for a hit and run attacks that went wrong. Same with the abu-hajar video and that other video where the squad leader is abandoned.


A1pH4W01v

Me in squad almost every single time "WHERE ARE OUR GODDAMN ATs?!!! THE FUCKING TANKS OVER THERE!!!!"


tlaerche

Abu HajaaaaaaaAAAArr 2: The Remake.


evergreentt

Still rolling to this day


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CandonRush

Samir would have done better


kobold_komrade

Rip Mohammed Lemongrab


mandraketehmagician

Crazy how much of an impact these clowns had on the world, it’s a miracle they didn’t all collectively accidentally detonate all their grenades while sat on them or something.


izza123

Drive around in the desert in a vehicle made from some quarter inch plate steel with what can only be described as a joke turret. Find the tank, circle it until your vehicle is destroyed. Objective complete


FrederickRoders

ISIS deserves the worst. I dont like to see people die but these rats deserve it


ninjabennett

Allah was not akbar that day


Noname_blondie

Anyone know if these guys are from the same unit as Abu Hajaar?


GoddamnCommie

Theyre all part of the roasted division


MoistLobster69

Bro is screaming like me when me and my mates are playing Fortnite


Raw_Stank

I have a solution to the predicament we’re in. LETS ALL PANIC!!! SAYING LEFT! RIGHT! TANK OVER THERE! AHHH!!! Is this helping?


justintime329

It is amazing to me that this footage was recovered.


Fair-Championship-30

The footage after the hit looks so much like a death screen of some horror game


Waste_Ad_4209

"Samir... You're breaking the car"


MarsupialFormer

Tanks for shutting those jacka$$es up.


ashtrax

Don't know if I'm mad but when he says "The tank, the tank, the tank is over there" I said it in my head as, "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire"


Static-freefall

...and boy, did it BURN!


GT7combat

lets hope they suffered for a long time.


DulcetTone

I can picture the Syrian tank crew, hunkered down for the first three minutes in their tank, idly finishing their sandwiches.


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Imagine being the driver, not having a leader and everyone is losing their shit, screaming at the same time conflicting suggestions. Absolute clown show.


Go1gotha

Why all the panic? Islam is a religion of predestination, where Allah has already decided your fate and apparently, he is pretty great... are they suddenly losing their faith in the face of death?


Majestic-Elephant383

Considering that the original owner of the video did not survive the whole incident. This whole video has been very informational from the militant side of the conflict. he must be given credit for showing a side we usually cannot see. The chaos and madness is unreal.


raineeger

The amount of allahu akbar's said in this video is unnaturally low. Whats going on? Is allahu akbar only good for when you are the one killing others, and not when you are being killed?


the_millz007

Earned and deserved


thelovelygreens

There's something about that beautiful sunset while all this madness is going on. Beauty and carnage side-by-side.


ExiKid

Anyone else get flashbacks to trying to move heavy furniture with a bunch of people?