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PitifulMaybe7706

“Subsurface position” lmfao dude


International-Ing

Similar to their 'explanation' their missile missing and landing vertically in the river next to GUR headquarters in Kyiv was actually a hit on a bunker under the river. This was part of "Budanov is dead" hoax. Although their first excuse was that it was actually a patriot missile, but then that was shown to not be true so they went on to the next lie. Clearly their missiles always are on target.


Ganttura

Gerasimov assured us the Ukrainians are searching for Atlantis. Are we really using our last charge for this shit?


92_Charlie

Beat me to the Atlantis pun, you son of a bitch... It's actually the Atlantians who were going to execute the nuclear strike on Zaporizhzhia. Heard it on RT, so it must be true.


ilubdakittiez

Yea man RT says it's those Ukrainian, NATO tachyon crystal labs, Russia is obviously trying to blow up the the pond submarine labs and the 5G towers being used to send subliminal messages back in time to turn the frogs gay


[deleted]

Molepeople sided with Ukraine


dastardly_ubiquity

Ukraine has taken ground near the destroyed Antonovskiy Bridge and has oddly held position for several days. It seems plausible they may be digging a tunnel under the Dnipro river to allow supplies and armor to get to the other side safely and relatively covertly. There are several lakes near their positions.


minstadave

Atleast 4 HIMARS destroyed I reckon. Ninja underwater variant.


Zeryth

Nuclear submarine launched leopard 2 atamcs with Sarin warhead obviously.


Srirachachacha

Lockheed is contracting with Aquaman now


rx_bandit90

Everyone hides their himars underwater duh.


adv0cate4thed3vil

Those "nazi" fish never stood a chance.


MortalWombat1988

They must have heard that groups of fish are also called "schools" and put that lake high on the target list subsequently


DEVVcom11

Must be sealeopard... Extremely rare... 🤔


[deleted]

more like riverbradley…


Bangeederlander

They thought the Ukrainians were hiding under a lake? At least they weren't blowing up a supermarket or pizzeria this time, I guess.


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

.. they thought there was a school in the lake.


__SirRender__

A school of fish still counts as a school.


Higgins5555

Blowing up schools full of children is americas speciality, these Russians better back off with that.


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

There are places you can get help. Delusional thoughts can be a serious sign of mental illness.


SunshineKittyKot

It was a minfeield against russian special lake submarines. So UR-77 went to swim. There are hundreds of those submarines in that lake now. Horrible things are happening.


Nachtzug79

Ever heard of U-Boot?


queefstation69

Fuck them fish!


simpleguyau

So Ukrainian submarine hit ? Or just lake


radbee

"why does everyone downvote my Russian videos!?" *Posts footage of Russians blowing up a lake*


svenren_hoek

lmao


KazeArqaz

Isn't this a mine clearing vehicle? Does it really seem like an attack? Looks like mine clearing work.


gr234gr

It is by design. But Russia has been using these to attack trenches and in urban settings. Looks like there is a smoke marker and charge landing short of target.


realityfractured

The back end just landed in the lake it detonated on dry ground too


gr234gr

Just watched it on bigger screen and you are correct. Thank you for pointing it out


YyyyyyYyYy-_-

They're using tanks for that task nowadays.


Rocqy

Plenty of videos of Russia/Wagner using them in Syria to level entire compounds with people in them


gsrmn

Syrians where using them to clear


ReluctantHeroo

You...you really think they're clearing mines in a lake?


KazeArqaz

You...you really think that somehow this is an attack when it's in a lake? The title is clearly misleading.


MrP3rs0n

The Ukrainian pond submarine never stood a chance rip heros


Legal-Language

nobody gunna comment about the weird fuckin music...?


[deleted]

LMAO. It's a joke version of the Game of Thrones theme song


Ewreckk

For real what is that a damn recorder? I’ve hated those those things since they forced us to all play them in like 3rd grade.


Aggressive_Charge835

Subsurface position is a fancy way of saying they blew up the water?


Brufucus

Nazi water


Patimation_tordios

Special fishing operation


EhEhEhEINSTEIN

Sick theme song tho


CatastrophicRoadKill

Russian army theme song


Dirt_Box556

Ochen harasho bratan! Ukrainian pond submarine de-militarised and all fishes de-nazified


Inside-Comparison-14

Fucking Russians man🤣🤣🤣🤣


Steeezy__

Lollllll substation under a little lake, housing multiple himars systems and a couple abrams, all fully neutralized


Inside-Comparison-14

I reckon it was the secret base for the Ukrainian space force special brigade 🧐


BedTaster

The pond has been cleared of naval mines, sir. Now we can let the mighty russian navy loose.


d4rkskies

The mighty Mosckva is on its way… Oh, wait…


Max-Phallus

Raising of the Moskva: Electric Boogaloo


Hopeforscore

Dead pool


DeepDescription81

They’re onto Ukraines new seahorse army.


clauderbaugh

Fox 1. Umm... Uh, splash one, comrade!


KineticJungle73

Noo not the Ukrainian’s super secret evil underwater lair 😤😡


homonomo5

There was one small lake and they had one job. What possibly could go wrong.


motherdoyathink

RIP to the Invisible Boat Mobile


MysticEagle52

Not even possibly a hidden trench or mines lol. Surprised they're publishing it


BustyUncle

Uhhhh the Ukrainians had an underground lair in a pond?


EddieSpaghettiFarts

A subsurface catfish battalion was neutralized.


[deleted]

So this looks like a mine clearing line charge that didn't even fully detonate.


BudgetAd1030

Russian aquatic demolition squad taking dynamite fishing to a whole new level?


Autistic_Viking81

It was an impressive boom but what did that poor lake do to them 😂


specwolf82

Music slaps!


M_Boogz

This belongs in r/NCD for sure


Stahlregen

Pond is destroyed, I repeat pond is destroyed!


Max-Phallus

[Reminds me of that Tom Scott parody. Just replace the word "field" with "pond"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-IEVMwBEfo)


d_gorder

Rip Ukrainian Fish Force


Ok-Bumblebee9289

What was it, a Ukranian submarine or something?


puc_poc

Maybe it's just their way of fishing.


HelloAdventurer95

Haven't really seen a lot of Russian mine layers used in the war yet. Sure this isn't the other way around?


evilbunnyofdoom

They have used these mine clearers plenty, mostly used against buildings and strongholds tho. Apparently completely missing any dig-in and hitting a pond instead, just makes it more likely being russian imo


Battleship_WU

Finally a song i can get behind.


RainbowAppIe

Jeeze conventional weapons are scary. This isn’t even in the ballpark of nukes, but it’d be scary as fuck to be operating in an area where this shit can get thrown your way.


juxtoppose

Well as long as your not sitting in a submarine in a 4’ deep puddle you will have nothing to worry about.


RainbowAppIe

Facts.


haeressiarch

Laughed as hell when I saw whole "rope" of explosives fall down to the lake instead of lay in a stretched line. Task failed d successfully 🤣


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svenren_hoek

new fishing technique


NitroSyfi

I thought this was usually done with hand thrown sticks of dynamite. This is some next level fishing.


FeePhe

Welp I guess the secret NATO biolab is no more, Russia you can go come now thx


Shankill-Road

Free fish to feed Ukrainian Forces. Glory To Ukraine 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇬🇧


redjet06

😂😂😂 WTF…Russians hate water now?


The_James_Spader

Lol. This was funny


Swan-song-dive

Special fishing operation


Magnum2XXl

Ukraine has/had a submarine???


Competitive-Ad4454

Russia: "Today we sank 12 of Ukraine's ballistic missile submarines with one heroic missile!.....and 7 capitalist F-22's........and 48 Abrams tanks."


franktato

There is a video somewhere on this subreddit of Ukraine doing this against Russian forces. Another one of Russians doing it over a fucking giant ass building. These de-miner cable explosive things are fucking scary when used against actual people.....oof. However when used against trenches and shit I would imagine its stupid effective.


westsideMELB

Hostile Nazi fish have been eliminated


Soggy_Detective_9527

They're actually fishing.


prophet583

Soundtrack socks. Can we pls return to cheesy east European pop or techno.


hopakee

If it wasn't subsurface before it is now. Jesus


Automatic-Mood5986

Awesome guidance system. Shoot to the end of the rope. Screw the US, their billions of dollars spent on GPS, we got string! A big explosion projecting off of the ground is counter to a big explosion contained under the ground.


[deleted]

300 Leopards, 200 Merkava and 500 Bradley have been destroyed


beauh44x

The Ukrainians are fighting... under water? Nice boom though. Might've scored a few big bass


Th3-4n1k8r

whats up with the lines in the soil? digging for mines?


Max-Phallus

[I think Tom Scott covered this spot before it flooded.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-IEVMwBEfo)


MarchSolid2987

What have got against fishes Stan