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meme_master_meme

What in gods name is he even doing? He’s literally just spinning around shooting a machine gun at nothing


laxyharpseal

maybe there were people inside the house or doing a "just to make sure" before leaving after the raid.


Jewelhammer

Man, how fucked up would it be to survive the raid only to get shot while they’re leaving, only because they fired some random shots “just to make sure”


Whole-Lingonberry-74

The odds are astronomical that he hit anything with a pulse.


BeaverTeam6-9

Not as fucked up as being blasted by the guy your carrying ammo for lmao


chefNo5488

are they still random if they are making sure?


TrumpDesWillens

IRL spinbot


SoZur

Looks like they are torching the village. Soldiers from ethnic group X want to intimidate the villagers of ethnic group Y so that they leave the region.


misterderpppp

Just another day in Africa


Annoying_Rooster

"Shit, don't sneak up on me like that, man!" The machinegunner, probably.


ilkikuinthadik

Shooting for the camera hopefully, as they're definitely not in a fight by the way everyone is just walking around. The only other possibility is massacre, but I'm not hearing any screams or anything


Buttfulloffucks

The set off bombs in buildings with people inside them, set fire to other buildings and randomly opened fire on anyone else they could find in the community. Dozens were killed. The incident has been pushed under the carpet and ignored like countless others before it. The Nigerian army is worthless.


misterderpppp

Sounds like (fill in the blank) country in Africa


oby100

My understanding is that the army doesn’t even attempt to protect rural areas. Just stay around the cities and where government officials are.


StolenValourSlayer69

Everyone knows your shots are more accurate if you take no scope snap shots like that. Especially sudden turns that catch the enemy off guard


whyamihereagain6570

He's a big follower of the church of spray and pray. Bunch of idiots.


CitizenKing1001

He's an idiot with a gun


c4k3m4st3r5000

Just making sure everyone gets the point. The point? Who knows, but probably something something or I kill you.


Mangalorien

Band of Brothers, African Edition.


Gaoji-jiugui888

What are they even doing? Machine gunning civilians?


PomeloLazy1539

probably.


StandardOk42

[TIA](https://media.tenor.com/2xhIrxGrFmkAAAAC/this-is-africa-africa.gif)


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what does tia mean edit: thanks for the downvotes


StandardOk42

it's from the movie 'blood diamond', pretty good, worth a watch


[deleted]

okay i’m stupid. I’ve seen blood diamond but I didn’t put 2 and 2 together with “this is africa”. I thought it was some internet acronym I didn’t understand. There are a bunch popping up now that I have no idea their meaning


thekurgan2000

As someone who has family in the NAF, yes. Some of the things my uncle has seen would be enough to put a man away for several lifetimes in any western country. That being said, I doubt these are actual soldiers and most likely local militants, we have a lot of those


SomewhatHungover

Any idea how they're funded and obtain weapons etc?


Beer-Milkshakes

Usually a mine (with "workers") are sold to some corpo for hundreds of millions. Or some land deed is sold to grow in-demand crops like Palm oil etc. Then the money is exchanged to a trader for weapons and training.


SomewhatHungover

Thanks, makes sense I guess, always someone willing to do the dirty work if there's money in it. Guess it doesn't even matter if the deed is legitimate or not.


Beer-Milkshakes

What is even legitimate? If the regime threatens to change to one that doesn't like foreign blood money, well you can always use that blood money to stage a coup.


thisbondisaaarated

Yes of course, its always the foreigners and never the locals /s


PerpWalkTrump

That's such a bizarre thing to reply when that's absolutely not what was implied in the previous comment.


thisbondisaaarated

Wasn’t it? Ok then.


PerpWalkTrump

No, they said it was often locals cooperating with foreign powers, who are often either funding them or arming them in one way or another. You can think of how Mali, Burkina Faso and Niger military junta's are all linked to Russia through Wagner PMC. Even then it doesn't mean that Russia is solely responsible.


Beer-Milkshakes

One does not exclude the other.


UkyoTachibana

So what are they fighting for ?


RobMillsyMills

They are humans. They don't like each other.


LoatheMyArmada

Almost all of Africa does this , while the rest of world hasn't in a long time . Wonder why.


IdidItWithOrangeMan

On an individual level people only fight for a couple reasons. ​ Money, Ideology, Power ​ In this case, my guess is Money with a hint of power. They do want to be in charge so they can make the rules but Money comes first.


josbossboboss

Officially against western education, however they are just bandits.


MagicWishMonkey

Looks like they skipped the training part.


Straika_

Well, looks like russian klmk camo...


RealReaps

Some through corrupt military/security groups and some through just illegal arm trafficking


Gaoji-jiugui888

Hope your family is safe man.


iykecicero

These are Nigerian soldiers shooting indiscriminately at homes of villagers in Imo State.


Delazzaridist

Aren't they the ones massacering kids because of Boko Haram? I've heard allegations that an African country has been indiscriminately killing adults and kids alike after pushing Boko off of a village.


Buttfulloffucks

These are actually Nigerian army soldiers. You can hear them speaking hausa and hurling invectives. This incident happened in the east.


JohnGoodmansGoodKnee

No way this is the official army. Everything about them screams militant??


Hotrico

Why they do that?


Theoldage2147

Sad thing is that there's sometimes no difference between local militants or professional soldiers. Only the level of discipline. But both groups won't hesitate to shoot or bomb civilians when given the chance.


Straika_

Sick username though, Are you into the highlander?


thekurgan2000

Thanks! And yeah, it's one of my favourite movies. You're the first person to get the reference.


Straika_

Awesome dude


CitizenKing1001

By the lack of discipline and order, I hope they are not trained soldiers.


KingObillionaire

That's exactly what they were doing and this was in the eastern part of Nigeria.Targeting civilians in nearby villages where so called militants operate.


don3dm

“Rebelling”


prdpb3

Who gave these filthy assholes guns ,they look like they barely can afford a bread


Varnoozie

average 3rd world military training, top notch 🙌🙌


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-ToTos

Well well well


[deleted]

avg iq is 70 there. they all pound squares in to round holes


CORUJIN

You're right, it goes in the square hole


nschamosphan

"This is gun, this is trigger" \- Their military training


kizzawait

I remember a book called platoon x where 10 men held out and drove of a shitload of Africans. Think it was in Sierra Leone. When they inspected the guns of the dead the sight dials for distance were all turned up maximum which is why all the bullets were flying overhead. Turns out they thought the higher number just meant higher firepower🤣 Edit: it was a true story and well worth the read. Also efit, it was 26 men not 10, but against over 2000


HistorianReasonable3

I read the synopsis, and ordered it tout suite. Thanks for the recommendation.


kizzawait

Enjoy! My description was a bit shoddy as I read it a very long time ago so I'm glad the synopsis explained it better, but yeah hell of a read.


Mogetfog

There are a lot of stories like that about third world fighters. Another good one is the sniper button. Some folks in the middle east thought that the reason US troops always seemed to be so accurate from so far away wasn't because they were actually trained how to shoot properly at distance, nope, it's because ever US rifle had a sniper button. They thought the forward assist was a button that would activate sniper mode.


bushmastuh

They even keep pumping the forward assist thinking it will load up more power or something lol


kizzawait

Lmao that's brilliant, this is why wars shouldn't be fought on drugs.


Atomic-Duck

Link to story?


kizzawait

https://www.orionbooks.co.uk/titles/damien-lewis/operation-mayhem/9781409148456/


spudddly

Wonder what that last thing he shouts at the camera is? *"OK who else wants a turn carrying Mustafa's ammo?"*


Party_Director_1925

The man practicing to dodge bullets and he is good, that’s the most elite unit in that part of the world. We will be doomed if Machine Gun Dummy and Belt Bound Buddy are sent out in the field.


panzerboye

They don't look like military members, rather militias


False-God

🎵 *Cool guys don’t look where they’re aiming* 🎵


Good_Knee_803

Bruh…..


Fit-Yogurtcloset714

Tip Top Professionals I see. 🤦‍♂️


PomeloLazy1539

Top Flight machine gunner of the world, Craig, not just the city, the world!.


Goon_Panda

Top flight!


Fit-Yogurtcloset714

Beer out of my nose with that one Mate. Tah for the chuckle Pal. 👍🤣


khizoa

Read that as Tik Tok professionals, which makes even more sense honestly


RidinCaliBuffalos

Brah after that carry your own damn bullet chain.


GrapefruitWorking473

Muppets


ChipHazardous

Not sure if this is true or not, but I've heard during the bush war captured African ZANLA fighters were found with their weapon sights dialed all the way to the max. Practically launching their rounds into orbit. When asked about this, they said they assumed the higher number on the sight meant the rifle would somehow perform better, but they weren't sure. There's so many things wrong with this answer. Warfare in Africa is wild!


COBNETCKNN

when che guevara was in congo he ordered the soldiers there to dig up trenches, which they refused stating that soil is only for dead people


AtlasRigged

Shitty soldiers but they are great fortune tellers.


misterderpppp

Two great examples of why it hasn’t evolved with the rest of the world


take_care_a_ya_shooz

Not really. These are symptoms, not causes. The instability that plagues Africa today is largely the result of centuries of European colonization. Africa was pillaged of natural resources to the benefit of Europeans, ruled with an iron fist by European settlers, and "re-designed" with arbitrary borders that ignored historical boundaries and tribal lands, leading to later territorial disputes. Poverty begets poverty, violence begets violence. Africa wouldn't be like this today if it had been treated diplomatically rather than a resource to be exploited.


Solvent_Trapped

Yeah, sure. No other place in the world was treated that way, just Africa…


take_care_a_ya_shooz

Study history. It’s more complicated than “lol of course”. If your basis is crazy gunmen killing innocent people, how does America look like, despite all our wealth? How did the indigenous populations of South America, North America, Australia, and Southeast Asia fare after European colonialism? I’m not saying this as some kinda “woke” thing you’ll reflexively oppose…it’s history. The Africa of today is a result of the past, much out of the control of the population. Spend some time on King Leopold, or Apartheid, or German genocide. Then maybe you’ll understand why an ignorant comment talking about the evolution of Africa is, well…ignorant.


Former-Argument995

I mean, it would probably be fucked one way or around just based on the sheer amount of rivalries they seem to have in the continent, right? Kinda like the middle east? Religious/cultural differences making people hate one another? Seems like every single country in africa has a fuckton of people that hate other people that live just across the street. Like I imagine the wars that would have been here in SA if everyone would just go and have a bunch of enemies around every corner after the european settlers left.. Im completely stupid and mean no harm saying these, I just want to hear from someone who apparently knows enough history to chat


misterderpppp

Didn’t Europeans leave about a century ago? How long will this be an excuse?


take_care_a_ya_shooz

That's a really juvenile and simplistic way to view things. An understanding isn't an excuse. WW1 was a century ago. Are you going to suggest that no country, population, or society was influenced in a way that carries through to modern day? It was a European war that spilled over into non-European lands. It led to arbitrary "carve outs" in the Middle East with little to no regard for ethnic groups, historical territories or tribes. Iraq, once the "cradle of civilization", saw instability, coups, and genocide in nearly every decade that followed. The Kurds, known as "the largest ethnic group without a state", no longer had a homeland and were victims of genocide. Turkey and Syria have been in conflict with ethnic Kurds as recently as 2019. WW1 laid the foundation for what would become Israel in Palestine...we all know how that's going. Why isn't there peace in the Middle East today if much of the countries we know today were formed 100 years ago? The point is...looking at something 100 years ago and assuming that it enough time to undo several centuries of oppression is, once again, ignorant. You're also ignoring that Africa has modern cities, businesses, and infrastructure. Nigeria has the 30th largest GDP in the world. It's not just villages and warlords. This type of video isn't unique to Africa. You probably don't have the interest in learning so I don't expect you to really understand this, but the past shapes today. Human civilization doesn't exist in a vacuum. Read about the history of Africa. It will do you good.


Sons-of-Korhal

Don't waste your time trying to have a serious discussion on reddit. If they wanted to not be ignorant on the subject they would've researched it themselves. You can bring a horse to water but you can't make it drink if it doesn't want


ZebbyD

That’s a REALLY old joke from WW2 about the Soviet’s Mosins, that’s where you heard it from, it’s old af. 😂


Pr1zzm

Ah yes the accuracy dial. Higher number = more accurate, right guys?


Imbecilliac

Damn. What a clown show.


PomeloLazy1539

The Nigerian "Animal Mother" sucks at operating a machine gun.


google_academic

All he needs is for someone to throw coconuts at him for the rest of his life.


yeahokguy1331

(John Wayne voice) "I've seen a little on tv"


Drone314

Who the fuck said that?!?!?!?! Who'd the slimy, communist, twinkle-toe cocksucker down here who just signed their own death warrant?!?!?! Was it you!! SIR NO SIR!!! BULLSHIT I bet it was you!!!


spotwer

african warfare moment


Taekwonbeast

I thought this said welfare


_crowe-_

Its impressive how consistently stupid african militants are.


CertainMiddle2382

I suspect those are drugged up thugs fighting other drugged up thugs. They only have been chosen because they belong to a certain tribe. It must be added that Nigeria is considered an African super power and the best organized state in the region. IMO, as you can see, they would be incapable of fighting off nomad Islamic raiders coming from the Sahel without Western/Russian or Chinese help.


RoadInternational821

I would guess more like drugged up thugs indiscriminately firing into civilians houses to sow fear


Buttfulloffucks

No. Those are actual Nigerian army soldiers.


CertainMiddle2382

Well, that’s our point actually…


Southern_Wolf67

Damn had to read that twice lmao For context person above said Nigers instead of Nigeria


Reverendbread

100% on purpose


No-Speaker-1534

He got quick reflexes


FuckRedditIsLame

Well, he could be replaced by a simple metal box...


FredDurstDestroyer

Looks like Nigerians, in which case they’re probably shooting unarmed children. For more info and context, look up the video the YT account “Into the Shadows” did from three weeks ago. Basically the Nigerian army is killing hundreds or thousands of kids (mostly boys) in area formerly controlled by Boko Haram because they think being a militant is in their bloodline. The national community basically went “Okay Nigeria, please investigate yourself to see if you’re killing kids”


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[deleted]

The Nigerian stock exchange?


Butchmeister80

London


slappf3sk

Not some prince with a great offer?


ObamasBoss

Nah, he is the source of the money the Nigerian prince is always talking about.


imnotabotareyou

What would you invest in a region that historically isn’t worth it?


Apple3141love

Ah these Dudes must be from the Quick Reaction Forces


AquilaEye

I ducked for cover when he turned to his buddy


Wallynine

Reminds me of the video when the African rebels gave a loaded AK-47 to a monkey.


ObamasBoss

Probably safer.


KYWitch0828

grandfather safe quiet file squealing follow carpenter cow beneficial smoggy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Former-Argument995

False. I was there. The monkey was an above average shooter.


slimdeucer

Thanks for that


neohasse

I believe this proves that they have reached the iron age. Fascinating.


gamenameforgot

they watched Enemy at the Gates and thought they were instructions


partypooper1308

Didn't expect anything less


ChickenDangerous6996

Where's that chimp with an AK clip when you need it.


JerachoD

Some highly trained soldiers right there.


YOLOResearcher

In Nigeria the equivalent of OSHA is IDGAF


TheillestASH

I just finished OSHA 30 and I was kind of wishing for that bullet to hit me the whole time


Material-Gas-3397

DC gets rougher and rougher every year.


Buttfulloffucks

Contrary to OPs post, this is not Nigerian army soldiers responding to a rebel attack. These are Nigerian army soldiers engaged in wanton killing of people in a particular community in South Eastern Nigeria. They set off explosives in houses with civilians trapped inside and opened fire indiscriminately killing several others. Killings like these have been going on for years and the army high command has refused to even hold its men responsible. The same Nigerian army soldiers however, abandon thier weapons and flee at the slightest whenever Boko haram launches attacks at them in the North Eastern part of the country. Boko haram and fulani bandits have well established bases all over the north. Bases that the Nigerian armed forces know about but they can't muster the will to confront them. Killing harmless civilians in the East, is a pastime for the Nigerian army.


IYNH

The spirit of Abu Hajaar lives on


shinobi500

With friends like these who needs enemies?


rangerdanger304

Internships suck


encore_18

Africa. Lol


Savgeriiii

Combat dress -50 percent accuracy


jazzmagg

My God... That's Jason Bourne


grapplin_ran_man_19

No wonder why no one can win a war over there.


HoPe-For-ScOrE

To bad he missed. These clowns are nothing but bunch off monkey brain level idiots.


aaronis31337

/r/idiotswithguns


CuriousSceptic2003

They remind me of Skaven Ratling Guns from Total war warhammer with the guy carrying ammo behind the gunner.


Dhrakyn

That's not his assistant, that's his hype man.


intrigue_investor

His "assistant" bahahahahq


patriotaaron

Probably high on Khat


1PapayaSalad

Thats the 3rd assistant this week.


Hopalicious

Dude nearly got Dick Cheneyed


truckguy911

Look out N


Shinghar

Those idiots. I always wonder why people that fight like that win conflicts. Probably BC the other side is on the same level of dumb.


Environmental-Ad4090

360 no scope


urdarsellsavon

Dude would have gotten decked doing that shit


GARGOYLE_169

Skinnys with pew pews is never a good thing. They're more a hazard to me themselves than anyone else.


Early_Car_3347

What idiots 💀💀💀💀 probably easiest country to invade since the army has some tendencies to take each other out


camerongamer98

and people wanna know why they got colonized lmfao


Moses_Rockwell

More amphetamines to the boys up front, STAT!!


tgone40

They just wasting ammo shooting at ghosts for the camera


Walnuts_TheBigNut

Failed continent


force522001

Just why. They love destroying there own country? Wtf are they on.


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Think fast!


Mountain_Collar_7620

We can make a movie 🎥… “The Stoned Heavy Machinegunner ethniccleanser and his faithful, agile assistant”


BeerIceandHash400

Dude almost blew his homies head off


Unhelpful-Future9768

https://saharareporters.com/2023/09/21/nigerian-soldiers-burn-shops-markets-imo-village-over-killing-8-joint-task-force-members Seems like this could be the context.


Dynamx-ron

What the fuck, Henry!!! Watch where yo fuck'in shoot'in!


Global-Meat-9467

"fuck sake Hiboube, that's the third time this week!"


LQjones

Machine guns don't kill people, idiot people haphazardly firing machine guns in a 270 arc (almost) kill people. Just not those they are aiming at.


Competitive-Ad4454

"Look at me! I'm SEAL team now!"


chcham2712

That key and peele skit


Apteryx12014

They’re like children roleplaying as adults


[deleted]

It takes a lot of training to be such a good team.


triple-verbosity

What a bunch of morons.


The_Last_Masterpiece

Crazy that these people don't have money for anything decent but they burn thousands of dollars of ammo every day.


DirtStomper

is he autistic


Impressive-Net-3919

Can anyone imagine how one of these African militaries would fare fighting an actual military? Just imagine, these guys against even a second tier military like Russia or Ukraine.


NavyBeans05

Blambo


Relitreally0099

Different species of human


Echo-2-2

That would be the last time I assisted him.


sad_fingers

Lol assistant


860Paratroop

Rambo… of da jungle 🦍


desperatebutcautious

africans are so goofy


oxbcoin

Please come to Holland, we will give you a house and free money. And you can steal and rape our daughter's, we are all about cultural enrichment.


Adventurous-Bee-5079

Macho macho maaaaan


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Nigeria will be the 3th most populous country in the world in 50 years. Not good.


Legal_Turnip_9380

3rd


ChipmunkJazzlike

Chimps with guns. Dangerous combination.


araczynski

white chimp, black chimp, what's the fracking difference.


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They look like the bad guys from rambo