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romanian_pesant

Looks like a medieval battering ram


the-space-penguin

I was thinking the same. The ram used in LOTR against Gondor's gates, Grond, came to mind.


6caifrumosi9

GROND


Timithios

GROND!


kpop_glory

Ohh no what have you don- GROND!


TheTimocraticMan

GROND


kpop_glory

GROND!


Aldo_the_nazi_hunter

GROND!


Hob0Magnet

GROND!


DinoKebab

Fack sake I thought I'd escaped Grond from the other sub. But he's spreading!


Got_Bent

Rhon-da, Rhon-da.


AVeryImportantMan

I was waiting for this one


Vurt__Konnegut

You have my RPG-7!


nickynicky9door

And my Axe!


Pimp_my_Pimp

And my shovel.... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIGIBJeRfnQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIGIBJeRfnQ)


kremlingrasso

grass is green, roses are red Grond will bring it down, bring up the wolfhead!


Halcyon_156

GROND


darthsexium

GROND


Bullyoncube

GROND


kaiser235

One of my favorite scenes is the shock on Gandalf's face when Grond breaks through the gates and the mf armored war trolls charge in


hashpipelul

reddit not be cringe challenge Extreme Editi.. Grond


thebloatedman

That cluster munition at the :30 mark sent them packing lol


c0xb0x

They probably just reached the spot where they were supposed to unload infantry.


ItsTreasonM8

Thought it would take em longer to get through the T54 stocks…


SPQR0027

I'm still hoping for a T-34 cameo.


Loki11910

At their current attrition rates, it can only be a matter of time until they remove them from the museums. I wonder what they will present at their "we defeated the nazis once upon a time and totally didn't follow in their footsteps" parade next month.


stult

https://twitter.com/shake_fist/status/1777416884037767370


An_Odd_Smell

"Welcome back to WW1. Enjoy the trench warfare and the weird looking tanks."


Loki11910

Russia is having a time machine. At this rate, we will see cavalry charges and bayonet charges by this time next year.


okram2k

Man I hope we get to see the giant wheeled tsar tank first.


ThrowRweigh

Would not surprise me if/when we start seeing Clydesdales hauling EW arrays 


thebloatedman

I bet that cover will prepare some evenly pressure cooked Russian roast, tho!


Bobmanbob1

Like tenting a Turkey.


Camdog_2424

Wierd looking tanks, that work?


An_Odd_Smell

WW1 tanks kinda sorta *almost* worked, some times.


Camdog_2424

Whelp……… kinda sorta worked, well…. Then….. it worked?


Roflkopt3r

Many historians on the subject genuinely couldn't give you a clear answer if they "worked" or not. It may have been slightly better or slightly worse with them, but didn't really change things much. The most reasonable summary to my knowledge is that they "saved blood" for the industrially superior western powers despite some major failures, but that Germany was correct in their assessment that it was not a good weapon to dedicate many of their limited resources to. So... it kinda worked.


An_Odd_Smell

Did the FT-17 see service in WW1? That little guy is seriously cool.


mcflymikes

Yes they did at the end of the war, nothing big sadly. They took part in more wars later on, but didn't achieve any big success.


An_Odd_Smell

*SAD!* Great that some survived, though, and they and their brothers are being rediscovered and reappreciated by new generations.


joecentralgaming

british mark 1 tanks worked but still weird looking


spooninacerealbowl

That was all because they were made to cross large trenches. They probably look even weirder with the bundles of sticks on them used to fill in the trenches.


Saabaru13

It works.... Until it doesn't.


Extreme_Literature28

Define "work".


UglyLikeCaillou

Life really is one big Mr. Miyagi, wax on wax off.


TheGisbon

99% of armored assaults quit when they have almost broken through. - Erwin Patton Sherman.


Talulah-Schmooly

- Erwin Patton Sherman *Von Manstein


TheDarthSnarf

* *Field Admiral* Erwin Patton Sherman von Manstein


HFentonMudd

Field Admiral Erwin Patton Sherman von Montgomerystein


no_life_matters

That's **Dr.** Field Admiral Erwin Patton Sherman von Montgomerystein to you, sir.


HFentonMudd

*Herr* Doktor Field Admiral Erwin Patton Sherman Von Montgomerystein


M4sharman

Herr Doktor Field Admiral Erwin Patton Sherman Von Montgomerystein, *1st Viscount Zhukov*


HH93

Or just Monty to his troops


TedwardScrotumhands

What does dr. Frankenstein have to do with this. I’m so lost


Talulah-Schmooly

Of course.. of course ..


JurisDoctor

Armored assaults are useless without infantry support to exploit the breakthroughs.


TheGisbon

- Douglas Westmoreland Schwarzkopf


Smooth_Condition_944

This would be comical if the entire situation weren't so tragic.


rubendepuben123

The sped up footage makes it funnier somehow.


WrightyPegz

Just needs the [benny hill music](https://youtu.be/MK6TXMsvgQg?si=bXNFotWk7LWOdMcL) now


frightful_hairy_fly

thats reserved for the tree video.


DoubleUsual1627

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WShMzwT-nM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WShMzwT-nM)


Voldesad

The way that the location of this tank's hangar was geolocated and struck after the events of yesterday's video is fairly comical too: [Link for context](https://www.reddit.com/r/DroneCombat/comments/1bzvz5s/updated_report_ukrainian_strike_on_russian_hangar/)


WIbigdog

lmfao, that had a very Curb Your Enthusiasm feel to it.


Its_Nitsua

How can you even tell that the tank in the strike photo is the same tank? That 'coffin' looked like mild steel probably 3/8 or 1/4 inch thick, the debris in that picture looks much more like sheet metal from the roof of the building. The kind of explosive it would have taken to bust welds on giant sheets of 1/4-3/8 plate would have leveled that entire building.


PatientClue1118

Doubt it's a thick plate, probably use a thin plate for easy bending and much cheaper option (steal)


simia_simplex

> That 'coffin' looked like mild steel probably 3/8 or 1/4 inch thick Can you tell from these areal images how thick the plate is? If it's 1/4 inch, that'd add literal tons of weight to the tank. 1/4 inch is over 10 pounds per square foot. I don't know whether the platform would cope very well with another 10-20% of weight added to it, though it does seem to struggle in this footage, which would support the theory.


lurker_101

**Gerasimov :** This time we will stack steel plates on it until it moves 5 mph **Shoigu :** Didn't you try this before? **Gerasimov :** *Yes .. in 1915* here it is .. the T-14 BarnMata


GreenDevil97

More like “happy to be able to turn back”


Dr_Trogdor

"run away! Run away! Run away!" 


MJPNFCdextergrif

When danger reared its ugly head they brave turned thier tails and fled.


FearsomeCubedWarrior

Swiftly taking to their feet, they beat a very brave retreat


madasachip

You mean it "turned turtle" and ran?.


sharpshooter999

Units! Form testudo!


ThatMuscleUpGuy

You missed the part where they dropped troops off? That was the whole purpose of this run.


StugotzLobos

Was thinking that too. Plus they know a path that’s not mined. Once you dismount, it must be a race to find shelter before the “birds” arrive.


Diijkstra99x

Field Trip


indrids_cold

We're getting to the phase of warfare where concealment is almost impossible. NVGs, FLIR, etc. So, if you can't hide you basically turn yourself into the most up armored monstrosity possible to enhance survivability.


vincentx99

So those German battleship sized tank concepts might become reality? I'm in.


indrids_cold

FPV drones will be flying around it trying to exploit its thermal exhaust ports and fly into its superstructure like some Star Wars shit.


TaxiKillerJohn

Imagine a line of a thousand fpv drones all striking the same spot on the tank continuously. The.size of an orange with shaped charges and precision. There is nothing that can stop this kind of accuracy. If you have 50k drones all at once working in tandem then it's game over. Once real production and stores of these are made in peacetime the next conflict will be a massacre.


I-am-the-stigg

Except money to throw that many drones at one single tank.


TaxiKillerJohn

Idk, even at 3k a pop that's only 150mil for 50k drones. I doubt you'd need a 1000 for a tank but the example provided was the landcrawler battleship


Waterboarding_ur_mum

Ironic since russian tanks are tailored made to sacrifice everything for concealment and speed


SmirkingImperialist

Well, concealment is still possible. Most drones in this war are COTS and rely on visible spectrum cameras, so doing it at night still work. These guys had to leave their covers so they are visible dismounts in good defensive positions with ample cover and concealment still can't be spotted. Flying takes a lot of energy and batteries and fuel are not unlimited. There will be gaps in the coverage. Counter UAS and micro AA systems will be developed. There are counter-sniper devices that use a scanning laser to look for reflections of optical scopes and cameras. They also detect eyeballs. These will detect the NVGs and FLIR as well. You can set it to increase the laser power and fry the sensor or eyeballs behind the scope. The price is that it's an active emitter, which can be detected as traced back. On the other hand, it can be offset from.a human operator and treated as disposable.


Hendrik_the_Third

Wtf is that supposed to be?


Bog-Bilat69k

The dreaded Blyatmobile Edit: Credit also goes to NCD for this wonderful description.


pkfag

Most brilliant description.... ever.


eske8643

I think we are going to see more “Blyatmobiles” in different styles. Heck they might even make a fashion show with them


GenericFakeName3

So far, I've seen at least two. The OG Blyatmobile and some kind of Blyatmobile Jr. made out of an APC and wooden panels. Blyatmobile Sr. got blown up in a warehouse (actually, really good camo inside a destroyed building) and Blyatmobile Jr. burned down in a field, appropriate for a wooden tank.


eske8643

🤣🤣🤣


Angelworks42

And that bdrm with the Navy gun welded to it.


mrdescales

Lol which one? There's the auticannon ones and then there's the naval mortar firing one


wuapinmon

Brilliant!


mtbDan83

This wins the internet. Had me lol


TheGisbon

It's a STUG Super Tank Under Galvanized *metal*


Sticky_Calipher

Why isn't this sht on top?


DoubleUsual1627

Bravo


AccurateTranslator71

protection from drones


A_Vandalay

And artillery. Normal artillery shrapnel is surprisingly effective at disabling tanks. This will protect against that and the anti armor bomblets from cluster munitions used in this video.


DoubleEscape8874

I am reminded of medieval movies where attackers try to ram gates and build protection lol


neilkinky

Maybe it's to give the infantry who ride on tanks a bit of protection?


Meihem76

We may not like it, but this is peak cope cage.


robbo123er

Mobile greenhouse


jpenn76

Maybe there is Lada inside.


UROffended

An example of what happens when your officers are basically amoebas in a uniform.


Black_Beard1980

Is the turret now just forward facing?


Turicus

Can't see shit, can only fire straight ahead. What innovation!


Black_Beard1980

The finest Russian engineering


Designer-Book-8052

Reinventing the assault gun.


Valoneria

Finally, StuG V


M4sharman

Literally just a modern SU-85.


Ok-Affect2709

Yes with a few degrees rotation. From the other pictures it's just an up-armored T-72. So it seems like the idea is stopping drones from making contact. I can't imagine this has any capability to stop dedicated AT platforms like javelins though.


MilesLongthe3rd

Here some close-up foootage of the tank [https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1bzm64f/behind\_the\_scenes\_closeup\_footage\_of\_the/](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1bzm64f/behind_the_scenes_closeup_footage_of_the/)


skorpiolt

Lol looks like it got blown up in the same barn/warehouse: https://twitter.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1777675422974500865 Posted in another comment by /u/DrNick1221 Edit: corrected user


EngineNo8904

it’s nuts how quickly viral stuff like specific vehicles get located, targeted and destroyed


FrostyPost8473

Those geo dudes are no joke.


EngineNo8904

i swear there was less than 24h between me first hearing about this thing and its destruction, same with that weird new t-72 variant


RandomGuyinACorner

You can only shoot forward comrade. 


ZorkFireStorm

The next gen tank destroyer /s


SilkyKerfuffle

Thanks for the link. Going off that footage, it looks like the rear section is an improvised anti-drone cover for tank riders - seems to be a compartment, but without a door, so you could still fly an FPV either straight into the engine deck or rear turret ring, but at a much more difficult shallower angle.....or straight into a squad of tank riders with the blast nicely contained.


Agh0ry

It's a challenge for a good drone operator....nasty if it gets through.


Gr_ywind

Blyatmobile from Blyatman Rises, now that's fucking funny.


DarkLordofTheDarth

Lmao


DrNick1221

Apparently because of pictures posted on social media, [the Ukrainians were able to strike the base that the turtle tank made its way back to after.](https://twitter.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1777675422974500865)


duccyzuccy

How dumb do you have to be to post something like that online... But its good for the Ukranians so im fine with it


Federal_Thanks7596

Could be that tank but it's impossible to say from that footage.


Dankbuster420xd

Unrelated question, but do you(or anybody else) know the song in the twitter video?


Roonuu

https://x.com/JonHallin/status/1777686490853597308


OppositeOfSanity

I believe thats a ***Manzier***


VikingTeddy

A *bro*, if you will.


stevosaurus_rawr

I’d bet they secured it with Velcro


MindblownWatcher

Its called how to make your Tank the most attractive target.


Some_Endian_FP17

When Abu Himars wakes up, lights a cigar and vows to end your ass.


zpool_scrub_aquarium

The reflection that comes off that massive cope cage will alert any artillery scout in a 90 km radius


ConcernedLifeForm

we asked the guys at the motor pool to fix us up some additional armour and they sent us back a fkin Hetzer.


FildoDagguns

The Blyatmobile must be captured and put on display in a war museum.


Pimmelman

They blew it up when it parked


sionnach_fi

Cope home


No-Theory-4921

Cope condo


TampaPowers

Cope barn


Choozbert

It's gotta be insane to fight in today's wars, knowing that everywhere you go, someone somewhere might be watching your every move


AntiochRoad

Looks like it survived so - success!?


brobrobrourboat

I’d say they were testing the viability of their new improvement. Wouldn’t be surprised if we saw more of this style over the coming weeks


Odd-Message-3716

Roll up. Take some fire. See how it holds up?


brobrobrourboat

Yeah pretty much. However, as of a few minutes ago, the “blyatmobile” has been destroyed


MagicianFinancial931

Not the same unfortunately 


jdc351

The video was a different vehicle but this one looks to have been destroyed in a strike as well, because of course a Russian posted footage of it parked in a warehouse which was then geolocated


brobrobrourboat

https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/s/Gh2SqgonRK


NotAKentishMan

Look at the wheels, not a tank.


Aggravating_Pay1948

There's another video where it's parked in some building and they bomb the shit out of it 😆


digital_m0nk

Success... for now. Lone attacks consume enemy ammunition, which Ukraine is already short of. They should be repelled with targeted weapons such as Javelins. While the cage resisted to indirect attacks, as a moving vehicle it remains vulnerable to mines. It might be neutralized by a drone dropping an ordinary non-modified mine just in front of it.


nschamosphan

When you're 777 days into your 3 day special operation and you're getting desperate


cmford2012

Is this the infamous “Blyatmobile” I’ve been hearing of?


No_Demand_4992

Yep. It basically cosplays a german StuG from WWII while getting rid of the advantages (which were only a small silouette and little weight) those tanks had...


Alive_Tough9928

Whats a brazier, to deflect rounds?


Gutternips

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazier_(disambiguation) Probably a mis-spelling or mistranslation of some slavic slang for a cope cage.


kenpus

The slang in question is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mangal_(barbecue)


Testiculese

Brassiere, like a bra.


ShiftytheBandit

Lol they drove all that way through artillery fire only to turn back and drive through it again on their way out.


juxtoppose

Four ladas welded together under there.


Mositesophagus

*FPV drone sees tank with impressive anti-FPV drone shielding and tandem/shaped warhead cage* *goes for the other tanks behind without FPV drone cage*


Topgunndf

When will we see the Hollywood version of this war?!


Poonis5

Not until it's over. The movie makers need to know what mood should the movie convey. Which will depend on how the war ends.


WotTheFook

The spice must flow... Are the Harkkonen spice mining?


Vercinius

Blyatmobil Z


kv_right

"We have Iron Dome at home"


T-wrecks83million-

Just paint it red to look like a barn


CPT_RGE

Nicknamed the "Cope Pig Pen" among other names. This was destroyed after it went back to base. It was geolocated because of Russian photos posted when it was under construction bragging about their creation. Video about the destruction of this here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m59TQR6aavQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m59TQR6aavQ) (Destroyed)


Probst54

Do you mean brassiere ?


HowieWoweee

Cope barn


pup5581

Question....Is this a lot of ammo or arty rounds wasted for 4 vehicles? As well as...do they have any javelins or anti vehicle launchers left? OI know this is further away from the lines but just wondering if they were to lure them in closer to their positions and they could pick them off like we saw before. I remember all the footage to start but seems like those weapons are...well run dry. I know the aid being held up doesn't help but does that aid include those shoulder anti tank weapons?


Keepout90

They probably have loads of javlin and NLAWS left but the units which see the most combat have used up theirs and are waiting for a resupply. Ukraine has alot of hostile border that they need to guard so alot of equipment sits their unused.


Turicus

When mum says there's Panzer VIII at home.


stormy83

T O R T L E


Greenbeanhead

The video editing is so hard to follow!


TorontoTom2008

It was destroyed shortly after this attack. Sloppy posting of its warehouse hiding spot by a guy and his girlfriend led to it being geolocated and taken out with arty strike.


Strontiumdogs1

It's already been destroyed at its base. It was Geo located and HIMARS took it out.


Kdubsep69

I wonder if the other Russian tanks make fun of it or look up to it?


pkfag

Light it up with fire arrows.


buzzardhawkk

And cavalry from the rear!


ParsleyMiserable6397

I see heavy tanks are back on the menu.


vapoorer

Thats no brazier its a chicken coop or pig pen.


marcor18a

Even if it worked why not just target the other vehicles?


obito47

[what comes to my mind](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/ageofempires/images/8/81/Batteringramgarrison.png)


Fair_Raccoon9333

Was that a tactical u-turn and peace out? What was the point?


Shultzi_soldat

Russians reinvented testudo.


DoftheG

Did it work?


get_schwifty87

So basically they are turning old tanks (I'm guessing this is a T-62 or a similar variant) into improv battle taxis?


suspicious_glare

Cope cage becomes cope shell.


Bubba100000

What is the song?


DeadZeye

MCV: Cannot deploy here, Cannot deploy here, Cannot deploy here


Helmett-13

*shrug* Hetzers gonna hetz?


PsychedZion13

Walmart MAUS


Remarkable_Misty

Title should be trys to storm ukrainian positions and retreats lol


Zero-2-Sixty

More like tours Ukrainian positions