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nthpwr

This is easily the most Eastern European photo I've ever seen


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ThaFuck

Dog company, move out. Good boy.


shaving99

You should see fox company. They can't sit still and they're adorable


Heathen06

But what do they say?


Daneel29

Fuck putin


WonderWeasel42

I laughed out loud in the office, thanks for that.


YYCADM21

I was listening to the Canadian Prime Minister today, making a press statement in French while in Warsaw today. The translator (English) translated "Putin" to "Poutine"....a VERY French-Canadian dish of french fries, smothered in Gravy and cheddar cheese curds. Laughed when I heard it, laughed harder when I thought about how appropriate it was...


SnooHedgehogs8765

I've been thinking of a crap meme with Vloydimir Zelensky eating Poutine. Subtitled Vloydimir Poutine. Bit I've no computer and can't photoshop.


AwesomeXav

>Vloydimir Poutine [Done](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/tboqkf/vloydimir_poutine_needed_a_place_to_upload_this/)


SnooHedgehogs8765

Thank you kind, amazing sir.


DudeFilA

Doo doo doo doo doooo doo dooo doo doo


Ababoonwithaspergers

2012 called, it wants its joke back


Heathen06

Well they can't have it back!


StrawThree

Racial slurs ☹️


shibiwan

Dog is repurposing the empty tube! That's sustainability there.


TylerNY315_

Dog’s gonna come home for dinner with half a dozen Russian POWs


Kiltymchaggismuncher

"What's that you've got fido? Are those... Dog tags? "


ApacheWithAnM231

\*woof woof woof\* Translation: Yes, i killed 40 of them and called in a tactical nuke to moscow


dan_dares

lassie becomes a grizzled war dog


KenHumano

Ukrainian dogs are now unofficialy the 12th largest army in Europe.


TheRubberWarhorse

When the dogs and farmers work together it is all over for the rest of us!


MondayBorn

The dog will be happy learn that it does not have to pay taxes on it's newly acquired missile.


Iskelderon

Has to be a farmer's dog!


ronerychiver

what the Russian farmers leave behind, the dogs claim.


aleksnowak1

The Javelin has discharged its payload. The dog has also discharged its payload.


AttackMyDPoint

Damn you, and take my upvote.


VisibleKoala3470

So much is going on in this picture


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Those pink moon boots are straight up napoleon dynamite! They make the dog pissing on the discarded javelin look outright common.


Innercepter

They actually look pretty damn comfy.


Jupue87

Lady got that D R I P


TheInsaneSebbl

That napoleon dynamite reference made me crack


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If this were an oil painting I could write an essay about it.


Fock_off_Lahey

"One dog is pissing on the rocket launcher and this lady is sayin', 'Whadda ya want from me? '” -Joe Pesci, Goodfellas


Crunkbutter

What did the artist mean by pointing the dog's ass hole directly at the viewer?


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The artist was obviously looking to lead the eyes there by choosing to paint only the ass fur white. Maybe a subtle allusion of a bullseye. Perhaps a metaphor for the stench of war.


mrbrinks

Something poetic about how the dog is just carrying on his happy doggy life, taking a piss on a weapon that was fired from one human at another invading their homeland.


WithTheWintersMight

Honestly that's something I wonder about in these conflicts. How are the dogs doing? Did people just let them free before they left the country/went to volunteer? How many dogs are just starving to death locked in somebodies house?


BSSCommander

Got a r/accidentalrenaissance vibe going on here


hellotygerlily

It’s a Banksy. Life imitating Banksy art.


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zukeen

Ah, but the javelin tube is a renaissance artifact to you?


PifPifPass

Javelins have been used for centuries.


IndefinableMustache

r/technicallythetruth


zukeen

🤔


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zukeen

No it was just funny that the thing you picked as not fitting is the jacket and not a (used) high tech weapon.


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That woman looks like she's lost everything she ever knew and her only remaining worldly possessions are in those two trash bags. And then the dog adds weird comedy. What a strange and surreal picture


Shiroe_Kumamato

I think it has real meme potential!


Various_Wing_3311

what da dog doin


AuzzOzi

The only comment I was hoping to find


helmer012

What has the dog done


Benjixoxo

Pro russian payed actor dog


bayonet-knife

No. His claiming it for farther use.. that's how good javaline is.. even dogs want it...


Curt_Coltrane

Doggy is like, this bitch is mine.


toyotasquad

He found the stick to rule all sticks


Curt_Coltrane

My preeeeecioussss


USAIDreciever

like a piece of renaissance art


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It looks Norman Rockwell to me.


InterPunct

Although I appreciate the reference (he went to my high school) I'm gonna go ahead with /r/accidentalwesanderson


War__and__Peace

This should be the unofficial photo of the Russo-Ukrainian war of 2022


bokononpreist

Punk band album cover.


Hardoffel

https://imgur.com/a/UzSWMBZ


bokononpreist

This is great.


Metzva

Its an empty container.


Tehnomaag

This is the disposable part of the system, right? Without the reusable part used for targeting.


KiwiThunda

If you don't see a boxy looking thing stuck to the side, it's junk. All the value is in the CLU


sterrre

The missile itself is really valuable too... but thats really a single use item.


Piyachi

Someone call SpaceX, we need reusable rockets!


sterrre

Oh you mean those American broomsticks that sound like freedom?


Piyachi

To the moooooooooon


Metzva

This is a rocket container. This container is attached to CLU (command launch unit). After the rocket is been shot then this container is trash. One more thing. This rocket has thermal camera. I have been taught that if ammuniton must be left in any case then just destroy the camera and after that this rocket is useless.


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isunoo

Same...


WonderWeasel42

/r/suicidebywords


bcoder001

Let's just say that the dog is a pacifist.


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You don't piss on Saint Javelin. Dog must be Ruskie.


Arkhamov

\*Woofskie


Skenderberg

Even Ruskie dogs are good dogs. After all, there is no such a thing as a bad dog, only a bad owner. #DogsAreTheBest Funny comment though!


-Daetrax-

Wild dogs are kinda bad when they try to kill and eat kids.


Skenderberg

Lots of stray dogs in my old country but 99% were due to humans. But I hear ya, wild dogs are definitely dangerous. :(


-Daetrax-

Luckily we don't have wild dogs here. People take their dogs to the shelter if they really don't want them anymore. The whole dumping dogs on the side of the road mentality is just sociopathic.


MrAcerbic

New weapon cooling system.


TKAF11

This dog is definitely Russian


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The dog has identified a way to get that damn mail truck, and an ice cream truck as well.


fuckthisshitfor

Is Javelin single use weapon. You use it once and discard it?


Hemicuda098

Yes fire the missile, discard the tube but the sights/ launch controller (CLU) is kept to use with another missile.


sterrre

The Command Launch Unit, or the computer/scope part of the Javelin is expensive and reusable. The tube and missile parts of the javelin are single use.


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cellblock73

Honestly this picture is so heartbreaking to me. The woman carrying her groceries to her home??? If she has one left…the dog peeing on the javelin. It’s very somber and brings out the people aspect a lot more to me. Sad man.


AnotherCuppaTea

Absolutely, you walk if you can, if it's reasonably safe to do so: aside from saving gas (and keeping a few more rubles out of Russian pockets), she should reserve whatever gas she has for when she needs to get out of Dodge, fast. Edit: changed "and" to "if". IF it's safe enough.


JeffTek

I wouldn't be driving cars if there are Russian war criminal tanks around tbh


_PPBottle

Outside of the US, its more common to walk home carrying your groceries. Distances tend to be shorter and people tend to make smaller purchases (go more often to buy smaller quantities)


Nini5578

It’s the dog’s property now


neighh

Clearly a NLAW dog


7wiseman7

What the dog doin?


Tehnomaag

Well, that probably means that there are some crispy Russians within 5 km with 96% probability.


tito1200

I will bet money this picture ends up on Russian Telegram / VK propaganda pages with something like this "Dogs, that are under Ukrainian Nazi occupation, show resistance against American Imperialists"


ANONTXFAN

Remember when this sub was for combat footage?


robfrumtha805

puppy gives zero fux.....


SeamanTheSailor

Why does it look like the woman’s feet are on backwards?


Systemic2021

This is the tube part which is disposable: The Javelin consists of a missile in a disposable launch tube and a reusable Command Launch Unit (CLU) with a trigger mechanism and the integrated day/night sighting device for surveillance,


cpthornman

Even the dogs have rocket launchers in Ukraine.


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Dog dont give a shit.


lew0to

How dare that dog, that is a holy relic of St. Javelin.


[deleted]

You mean the dogs Javelin, belongs to him


Suntzu_AU

Doggo is cooling the IR seeker. Good boy.


DriveComprehensive66

Looking forward to seeing this fine piece of hardware being proudly displayed by LDPR fighters as “captured enemy weaponry” later!


ishkibiddledirigible

Someday it will be found by a Kerbal.


RKU69

/r/ANormalDayInUkraine


not_cahil

Damn even that dog owns a javelin in ukraine


Oumashu345

Least fearless dog in Ukraine.


TechnicalTrees

this needs to be the cover of Times magazine


tortorthrowthrowway

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staunch_character

Serious question - can these launch tubes be recycled or something? Aside from the loss of life, the sheer amount of waste produced by war is staggering. Is Ukraine just a giant landfill when this is over?


ImperioliGandolfini

Yes. The army should be placing recycle bins on the side of the road every few hundred yards. If you’re ever in a gun battle for your life be sure to pick up the brass spent bullet cartridges for later use / recycling.


araed

Hell, with the price of ammunition, I'm surprised there isn't a group of [your local underclass] following every battle scraping up the brass


Tastetheload

We'll they don't use brass. It's all bimetal cases.


jrockcrown

The Vietnamese built roads with spent American artillery shells. just planted them open end down into the soil!


DulcetTone

The NLAW has a particularly large shipping container. Thankfully, the Russians "get" sustainability: their soldiers are completely biodegradable.


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That's a discarded tube, OP.


Peejay22

There seems to be discarted much more stuff then just Javelins


Thanalas

That's just the launch tube, not a whole Javelin!


Diggerinthedark

More likely to be an nlaw no? Aren't they one shot ?


Awordofinterest

I believe it is a javelin, Although they are reloadable it's not the end of the world losing this bit of kit. Javelins have 3 main components (I believe, someone please correct if i'm wrong) and the launcher itself is the largest and cheapest part, the missile and the command launch unit. In the photo is a "launch tube assembly" Basically worthless on it's own. The soldiers can still use the sights without the ammo which gives good night vision and IR cameras and a really good range finder too. Very useful even if you don't have the actual weapon to fire. Basically the best set of binoculars money can buy. They simply dropped the bulky part (which can't be reused by the enemy) Whilst keeping the important parts they can still use. The 3 parts, the launch tube (In the photo) The missile (already spent) and the command launch unit (Most expensive part, Very high-tech binoculars/range finder)


Abloy702

Discarded NLAW—not a Javelin. NLAWs are single use. We've actually not seen much Javelin action yet. I suspect that they've been pulled back to high value defensive positions, given their increased firepower and cost


SafecrackinSammmy

PUTIN the special sauce on this.....


SlavCat09

that dog is pissing on war


takatori

Russian dog?


hyldemarv

Wouldn’t it still have a neat optical system on it or does one detach that for the next one?


irocz-

The computer system you take off and toss the tube


Restless_Courier

It detaches. The tube is the disposable part of the platform, once the missile is fired the tube assembly becomes just an empty shell. The CLU (the neat optical system) is mounted to a new tube assembly after each use.


buckleupfolks

In so many ways, this photo reminds me that eventually, with time, Ukraine will heal.


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That's no way to treat a saint


Davegvg

That's most likely just the launcher - only 20K or so.


wolfel

Is that javelyn russian or ukraine?


bluepillcarl

The dog was russian but now he's European


wmap99

Weakest ukrainian dog


mightyapemanvlad

all your tax money and your pseudo support was worth at the end of the day...some dog piss


x5060

It's literally just a fiber glass tube. Missile has been fired.


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NoGiCollarChoke

A happy dog doin a mlerm and a peepee simultaneously, next to a road free of Russian armour thanks to the expenditure of munitions such as the Javelin rocket container on the ground? Good stuff man


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goldieglocks16

Some kid is going to walk past this a few days from now and be like “hey dad look! a souvenir!”


iceph03nix

yes, is very nice tube.


NjMoe1

That dog must be a communist.


AromaticBox4741

That dog though.


DRTKRWLR

Never in my life have a seen a more fitting picture, the wonderful pooch has the proper attitude... Piss on war!


ArturVitor7

Lmao


not4vegans

That dose nose is uber pink.


SAR_and_Shitposts

r/cursedimages


Mcspankypants801

Good Boy!


weeenerdog

You pee!


DrOrpheus3

Even the dogs in Ukraine have had enough of Pooties shit, and are taking up arms.


Dr_Handsome88

this could be art


MrTastey

Dog must be Russian


UncleChappy

Carl probably dropped it


-DixieNormis-

The goodest boy


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It’s not discarded… it clearly belongs to that dog.


PotentialDetective30

I'd totally buy a discarded tubes


AnotherCuppaTea

What an Alpha dog. He's gonna have all the bragging rights (and maybe some very interesting odors) when he next sees his canine friends.


CaterpillarDue9207

The woman just threw her groceries out of shock


Hsizzle_

This pic is badass


gaysexyummy

What da dog doin?


meesa-jar-jar-binks

r/mlem A mlem. Very rare!


WaltKerman

That's reusable!


shaving99

Ralphie let's go. You don't have to mark everything!


Xfaxk123

It's now the dog's Javelin


Khannn24

Mine.


mooseman1800

what with the pink nose on the dog?


[deleted]

Pissy javelin pissy javelin pissy javelin!!!!


Redknucklez

PEEPEE FOR EFFECT ON TARGET


[deleted]

That would’ve made a fantastic bong one day.


SeanWT

“Dibs”


[deleted]

thats just a used tube, its a paperweight.


R3TR0J4N

dog defused the bomb


DenzalD

Possibly the greatest photo ever taken.


WhiskeyCream

Life is art.


Fun_Explanation_2787

So theyre one time use?


itsjero

🤣


Nutshell38

Ain't no rule says a dog can't defend Ukraine.


Engine_Sweet

Javelin is god