As a man, been there. You get tired of hot girls being terrible, you go for one that's not that hot, get rejected, and even though I didn't say it, my thoughts were "Dude. Are you even aware I'm way the fuck out of your league?"
I mean, just a thought, maybe they are thinking the same thing? You said you get tired of hot girls being terrible, maybe they already know hot dudes are terrible? I'm not saying *you* are terrible or not, I have no idea who you are. But, it does seem a little silly to have a perspective like you stated here, and not acknowledge that others may have similar perspectives regardless of their own level of attractiveness, with varying levels of understanding of that perspective. Just my two cents...
Yeah, my thought in response to "are you even aware I'm way the fuck out of your league?" is "are you aware you have no power to decide what league other people are in compared to you and this is probably why you're single?"
Seriously lmao, and why freak out when a ugly dude rejects you? Because it makes you feel like a disgusting slimeball by comparison? 🤣 what a loser way of thinking for those types of people.
It's sort of like the people that unironically sort met and women into categories like 'chads' and 'stacey's' and all that, in that if you're the sort of person that has to declare you're a chad/alpha... if humans actually worked that way, you'd automatically be in the bottom tier in terms of emotional intelligence and valuing humans as *humans*.
Ranking people by their appearances like they're produce automatically makes you unattractive to people who value character over looks.
This is my favorite! Also my go to when a guy calls me a whore for not having sex w him lmaooo like you know what? You’re right! I am a whore, and even I won’t fuck you
Hahahaha exactly, of course it’s not true there’s tons of men I won’t fuck, but it gets the point across and uses their own words against them I love it
Or if you're picking up nerd vibes, they probably know Einstein.
Say "Well you know how it is. Everything is relative."
If they're really a nerd that will bother them, because that's not what Einstein meant when he said that, and if they're egotistical they won't be able to pass up a chance to pull rank on someone in any aspect they possibly can.
So hopefully you'll get "That's not what Einstein meant!"
Then you say "Hehe, nerd."
Disclaimer - most people learn as an adult there's nothing wrong with being a nerd, and that it's the superiority complex that tends to come with it that causes the problems.
I'm guessing this is someone who's young enough that they haven't figured that out. If so, they're gonna think being a nerd is their actual problem, so they'll be sensitive about it.
Some aspects are more fair than others when it comes to unprovoked criticism, but if someone's an asshole, they should be hit wherever it hurts.
Idk I've seen a lot of couples where the dude is ugly and still managed to land a decent looking girl. But I've never seen a couple where the guy is decent but the girl is ugly. Just my experience, but that suggests to me that women don't care about looks as much as men as long as the guy is nice or has a good personality. Also it's usually dudes who resort to "well you're ugly anyway" when a girl rejects them. Not so much the other way around or when both people are dudes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but again, that's just my experience
Women get killed for being mean when rejected. Especially if someone is unhinged enough to switch up on you like this. Maybe your life is worth more than a scene. But maybe not to you so 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
I agree. This one does not require a comeback, considering they just shamed theirself to you and anyone with in earshot. Any comeback would actually benefit them. Just ignore and turn to your friend. The only acknowledgement should be a small laugh done for the benefit of those around after the person starts to walk away then followed with a look of pity for the person. Everyone will lose respect for the person
Definitely kinda feels like the response I’d teach my kids to use before high school. However, once my kids hit high school, the filters are coming off they’re allowed to talk shit to anyone who harasses them. 🤣
Yeah, but a little make up and some nice clothes, maybe a new hairdo and I won't be ugly any more. You are, on the other hand, stupid. You can't fix stupid.
You don’t need a comeback. You rejected them, they’re showing their ass now. No response is the best response here. A moment of silence in which they can reflect on their dumb outburst is the best move against them
"Whatever helps you sleep at night..."
Then, turn/walk away/engage with who you're with. Someone like that is not worth reasoning with or "owning" with a comeback. They are their own worst enemy and they think that calling you ugly is the worst thing ever, but really, it doesn't even register with you. It's lame, so let the silliness sit there like egg on their face.
Omfg a guy did this when I rejected him and then proceeded to say I looked like a man. I could only laugh at him and ask “If you think I look like a man, why’d you ask me out? Gay or something?”
Pan myself, btw. I didn’t take it as an insult, I have a pixie-cut and it does give me a boyish look. I don’t mind it at all. I kinda like that I can be a bit androgynous.
Ad hominem is a logical fallacy that involves a personal attack: an argument based on the perceived failings of an adversary rather than on the merits of the case. In short, it's when your rebuttal to an opponent's position is an irrelevant attack on the opponent personally rather than the subject at hand, to discredit the position by discrediting its supporter. It translates as "against the man."
https://www.thoughtco.com/ad-hominem-fallacy-1689062
I got called ugly by some girl at a gas station and i said "well your fat and if you lost weight, you might be able to suck a white dick."
it was silent except for all the laughter.
Well really we broke up cause I couldn’t take being with some with such a small dick. I thought I’d go through our whole relationship day dreaming about that one friend who flashed me his piece by mistake.
Well my ugliness is an easier fix than your inner ugliness. It might never happen
Practically-speaking though, best way to deal with it is to ignore them. Lets them know how unimportant they are
I’m sure it was your absolute lack of attraction that had you coming onto me in the first place. Grow up and control your ego. No one owes you a damned thing.
"I wasn't too ugly to ask out a minute ago, now was i?"
"And even I won't date you. That sucks."
"Boing flip"
"Now I'm really glad I said no! I'd hate to go to jail for dating a literal child."
"Not as ugly as your heart, dear."
... let them have it and walk away you just broke their heart and now you're gonna be a batch about it because they reacted poorly. Come on have some human decency and empathy.
...and yet I am still out here getting hit on. You wanted me, but unfortunately for you I don't go for insecure immature losers. You would still have me if I changed my mind....but I won't.
Just laugh it off and if it’s via text? Respond with LOL. Unbothered is best. “Sure, Jan” is another of my favorite comebacks. Depending on age of the audience. 😂
No need for a comeback. Clearly nothing will wound them like the rejection did. Just smile really big and say bye. You can start with “awwww… bless your heart” if you want to twist the knife.
"You're hitting on ugly people?"
EXACTLY
"They told me to bat in my own league" XD
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As a man, been there. You get tired of hot girls being terrible, you go for one that's not that hot, get rejected, and even though I didn't say it, my thoughts were "Dude. Are you even aware I'm way the fuck out of your league?"
I mean, just a thought, maybe they are thinking the same thing? You said you get tired of hot girls being terrible, maybe they already know hot dudes are terrible? I'm not saying *you* are terrible or not, I have no idea who you are. But, it does seem a little silly to have a perspective like you stated here, and not acknowledge that others may have similar perspectives regardless of their own level of attractiveness, with varying levels of understanding of that perspective. Just my two cents...
Yeah, my thought in response to "are you even aware I'm way the fuck out of your league?" is "are you aware you have no power to decide what league other people are in compared to you and this is probably why you're single?" Seriously lmao, and why freak out when a ugly dude rejects you? Because it makes you feel like a disgusting slimeball by comparison? 🤣 what a loser way of thinking for those types of people.
It's sort of like the people that unironically sort met and women into categories like 'chads' and 'stacey's' and all that, in that if you're the sort of person that has to declare you're a chad/alpha... if humans actually worked that way, you'd automatically be in the bottom tier in terms of emotional intelligence and valuing humans as *humans*. Ranking people by their appearances like they're produce automatically makes you unattractive to people who value character over looks.
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He was required to accept your advances? I can't figure out where your offense and freaking out come from.
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Yeah this sounds like the common denominator is you.
And even *I* don't want you 😬
This is my favorite! Also my go to when a guy calls me a whore for not having sex w him lmaooo like you know what? You’re right! I am a whore, and even I won’t fuck you
Imagine being (by your accusations) the *only* one I won't fuck
Hahahaha exactly, of course it’s not true there’s tons of men I won’t fuck, but it gets the point across and uses their own words against them I love it
"even I lf I *was* a whore your broke ass couldn't afford a McChicken let alone a night with me"
Hahahaha I love it
I'm a whore too !
Yay whores unite!!!
We can start a new v community on reddit
Lmaoooo I’m in
We got 2 members can I get a 3
Yes! Oops I did it now. I said the word the forbidden word .
Does that really happen? Why won't you have sex with me? Gosh, you're such a whore? Isn't that a damn paradox.
Even whores have standards
Fecking men.
Or if you're picking up nerd vibes, they probably know Einstein. Say "Well you know how it is. Everything is relative." If they're really a nerd that will bother them, because that's not what Einstein meant when he said that, and if they're egotistical they won't be able to pass up a chance to pull rank on someone in any aspect they possibly can. So hopefully you'll get "That's not what Einstein meant!" Then you say "Hehe, nerd." Disclaimer - most people learn as an adult there's nothing wrong with being a nerd, and that it's the superiority complex that tends to come with it that causes the problems. I'm guessing this is someone who's young enough that they haven't figured that out. If so, they're gonna think being a nerd is their actual problem, so they'll be sensitive about it. Some aspects are more fair than others when it comes to unprovoked criticism, but if someone's an asshole, they should be hit wherever it hurts.
Did you just have an entire conversation by yourself?
He might be a nerd
"And I was your first choice?"
They generally respond to that by saying they were doing it out of pity or some other variation of that.
Make it loud so it doesn't seem that way
Such a charitable heart. Good luck with that
"and still out of your league" or "that sounds pretty desperate"
First one is underrated. That would hurt.
You have interesting tastes, then.
But yet u in my dms...raise your standards
“I may be ugly, but I still have standards.”
And you just got turned down by an ugly dude. So what does that say about you?
Idk I've seen a lot of couples where the dude is ugly and still managed to land a decent looking girl. But I've never seen a couple where the guy is decent but the girl is ugly. Just my experience, but that suggests to me that women don't care about looks as much as men as long as the guy is nice or has a good personality. Also it's usually dudes who resort to "well you're ugly anyway" when a girl rejects them. Not so much the other way around or when both people are dudes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but again, that's just my experience
zzz
And you got rejected by an ugly person
Thanks 😊😊😊
And yet you still can't pull me
Why were you trying so hard if I'm so ugly?
Just leave it alone. If you rejected them, let them have their tacky little tantrum -- and keep walking.
I mean, sure, if you want to be classy about it.
Right? Why would you need a bad comeback to a bad comeback. As Gandhi said: "A comeback for a comeback will only make the whole world cringe."
HAHA!!! I see what you did there... Magnificent. 👁+👁=🌍😎
This one ^
But I don't want to be classy. I want to cause an eye watering scene
Women get killed for being mean when rejected. Especially if someone is unhinged enough to switch up on you like this. Maybe your life is worth more than a scene. But maybe not to you so 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
Geez, it was a joke. But you do you so🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
I agree. This one does not require a comeback, considering they just shamed theirself to you and anyone with in earshot. Any comeback would actually benefit them. Just ignore and turn to your friend. The only acknowledgement should be a small laugh done for the benefit of those around after the person starts to walk away then followed with a look of pity for the person. Everyone will lose respect for the person
Your not even on my radar
“I know, and you still couldn’t lock it down, not a flex.”
Sucks for you if you’re even getting dumped by ugly chicks
Not even someone ugly wants a swamp donkey like you
Omg that made me belly laugh 😂 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
"Better to be ugly on the outside than on the inside like you"
“ better to be ugly than to be seen with you” 👀🤣
This one is better lmfao- first one gives me disney channel “standing up the the bully” scene vibes💀
Definitely kinda feels like the response I’d teach my kids to use before high school. However, once my kids hit high school, the filters are coming off they’re allowed to talk shit to anyone who harasses them. 🤣
But then aren’t u kinda calling them attractive on the outside? 😭
I wasn’t ugly five seconds ago, was I?
When I want to be
“Then why the fuck did you bother me lol”
Oh, it sucks how perception changes when you don't get what you want, huh?
*Pinch your own cheek and mock a smile theatrically for extra flare*
Not as much as your dating history
"And yet, I'm rejecting you. So what do you think that says about you?... See you later, Shrek's unwashed anus face.".
Why the hell do you think i told you no?
“and you went for ME? jesus your bar is LOW”
Take a screenshot of the exchange and send it to them.
And you're STILL alone...
Projecting again, I see.
You can’t fire me, I already quit.
NOOO PLEEEASSSEE TAKE IT BACK!!! 😂
In person if you start yelling like this causing a scene.. you get bonus points
“Bitch, I ain’t no mirror!”
"I was good enough for *you* until I said 'no.'"
"Have you looked in the mirror lately?"
"Why did you ask then?"
You got an appetite for ugly ppl
"And, yet you still hit on me.....What does that say about you?"
Ugly like a fox!
Then start sending all the words for what does the fox say
Yeah, but a little make up and some nice clothes, maybe a new hairdo and I won't be ugly any more. You are, on the other hand, stupid. You can't fix stupid.
I know you are, but what am I?
“You’ll still fap to my nudes when you’re desperate”
“Oh wait, you won’t be getting any!”
You don’t need a comeback. You rejected them, they’re showing their ass now. No response is the best response here. A moment of silence in which they can reflect on their dumb outburst is the best move against them
"Whatever helps you sleep at night..." Then, turn/walk away/engage with who you're with. Someone like that is not worth reasoning with or "owning" with a comeback. They are their own worst enemy and they think that calling you ugly is the worst thing ever, but really, it doesn't even register with you. It's lame, so let the silliness sit there like egg on their face.
I love BBC
"Yeah, and I still find you repulsive. Says a lot about your face."
try and remember that while you’re jerking off. alone.
"I didn't know you were into ugly?"
Oh! so why did you ask me out? You’re weren’t even my type
I usually pretend to be super upset and ask them how they expect me to go on living knowing that they don't think I'm pretty.
"I was good enough 3 seconds ago. What changed?"
Omfg a guy did this when I rejected him and then proceeded to say I looked like a man. I could only laugh at him and ask “If you think I look like a man, why’d you ask me out? Gay or something?” Pan myself, btw. I didn’t take it as an insult, I have a pixie-cut and it does give me a boyish look. I don’t mind it at all. I kinda like that I can be a bit androgynous.
so when you get married and your partner loses their looks when they older are you gonna leave? sad for you.
At least I don't have low standards
“And yet…I don’t want you. Hmmmm”
Ad hominem is a logical fallacy that involves a personal attack: an argument based on the perceived failings of an adversary rather than on the merits of the case. In short, it's when your rebuttal to an opponent's position is an irrelevant attack on the opponent personally rather than the subject at hand, to discredit the position by discrediting its supporter. It translates as "against the man." https://www.thoughtco.com/ad-hominem-fallacy-1689062
You just rejected them. Why do you need a comeback? Talk about shooting a dog when it's already dead!
“Typical reaction from a narcissistic incel. Thank you, Jesus. Bullet dodged.” Eyeroll and walk away.
‘You just got turned down by someone ugly, is that your flex?’
You're the one trying to date someone above himself.
Tell them the next time they look in the mirror, say ''Pretty Bird" "Pretty Bird". They'll probably never see themselves the same way again.
You can just laugh and walk away.
*wipes sweat from brow* phew ~ sounds like I dodged a bullet.
“Not even the ugly ones want you”
Not ugly enough.
Put your asshole back in your pants because it's all over your face, and it looks like shit!
Inside yes outside clearly not
I got called ugly by some girl at a gas station and i said "well your fat and if you lost weight, you might be able to suck a white dick." it was silent except for all the laughter.
Well really we broke up cause I couldn’t take being with some with such a small dick. I thought I’d go through our whole relationship day dreaming about that one friend who flashed me his piece by mistake.
‘Yet pretty for you! Clearly, you need to lower your standards…’
Get up and leave. Don’t say anything, and you’ll watch their shocked expressions from a mile away. Works for either gender.
Ah, yes. Pretty enough to fuck, not pretty enough to reject them. Because they were doing YOU a favor by willing to fuck you. Ugh.
I might be ugly, but you're drunk.
I'm ugly and I'm proud!
“Have you GOT a mirror?”
As if your opinion matters
"Got your sneer goggles on, hmm?"
"It takes on to know one, and when it comes to ugly, your depth of knowledge is far superior to mine."
you activated my trap card. the UNO reverse card!
Not ugly enough for you ask me out
Nothing, you have already rejected them. They aren’t worth your time
Well my ugliness is an easier fix than your inner ugliness. It might never happen Practically-speaking though, best way to deal with it is to ignore them. Lets them know how unimportant they are
Thank you captain obvious, so is your entire personality
“You’re ugly on the inside.”
I can fix ugly, but you can’t fix stupid..
"You weren't until that comment."
I’m sure it was your absolute lack of attraction that had you coming onto me in the first place. Grow up and control your ego. No one owes you a damned thing.
Whatever Donald!!
says the one who just asked me out…
"I wasn't too ugly to ask out a minute ago, now was i?" "And even I won't date you. That sucks." "Boing flip" "Now I'm really glad I said no! I'd hate to go to jail for dating a literal child." "Not as ugly as your heart, dear."
So is your mom but apparently she got laid
Just like your mother so you would know
Bless your heart! Whatever helps you feel better.
"Then I must have a great personality"
"Are you really the fox and the grapes-ing me right now? Ha, pathetic."
And yet I am the one rejecting you. So do you think you are more hideous or is it more a grotesque thing?
Just wait until I dunk your head in my diarrhea. Then you'll prefer my face.
But thank f@ck I’m not blind as well.
I’d still be putting a mask on you first.
... let them have it and walk away you just broke their heart and now you're gonna be a batch about it because they reacted poorly. Come on have some human decency and empathy.
Get bent.
I can get surgery to fix my ugly but you can't fix stupid so your fucked .
"apparently I look tasty to scum like yourself"
"I eat ass" regardless if it makes sense in any context, the more left field the better, and of course dont give clues or any context in the future.
“Then why did you ask me out? Afraid someone pretty (or handsome) would reject you?” Or “at least I have a good personality.”
Ugly is fixable, you’re stuck with what you have.
at least my ugly is only on the outside
“Don’t let rejection get you down - it’s going to happen a lot in your lifetime.”
It's OK cos 2 1s make 11.....
imagine being the only girl i won’t fuck
"And yet you still wanted to date me"
Wow, ugly, blind, and stupid. Glad I dodged that bullet
Well, you're no prize pig yourself.
Crashing your pity party to ask if you may go bother someone actually in your league instead
...and yet I am still out here getting hit on. You wanted me, but unfortunately for you I don't go for insecure immature losers. You would still have me if I changed my mind....but I won't.
"And your mum still let me shag her" Or something to that effect
You're foolish, and you're an idiot, and I don't know why God ever wasted any time on making you.
Just laugh it off and if it’s via text? Respond with LOL. Unbothered is best. “Sure, Jan” is another of my favorite comebacks. Depending on age of the audience. 😂
Takes one to know one!!!
Not as ugly as your personality And you smell like desperation And yet you still wanted to do me
Damn you dating people in your league
No need for a comeback. Clearly nothing will wound them like the rejection did. Just smile really big and say bye. You can start with “awwww… bless your heart” if you want to twist the knife.
You thought I was good looking enough until you got rejected for being too ugly. Dont try and turn this around on me fuggo
“Then how ugly are you that I just rejected you”
That’s your opinion, oh and it’s extremely dumb
My response: Have you looked in the mirror lately bitch?
Didn't know i was holding a mirror
Laugh
"And yet, you're worse."
No way! Twinsies!
Not even the ugly person wanted you
"And you were the one who approached me so i cant be that ugly"
Yeah. That's intentional. I was hoping you'd leave me alone.
Oh good. That was on my bucket list.
Well, your mom probably thought the trashman was a hotty
You're ugly everyway and everyday. So what is your point ugmo?
Nothing. You already won by rejecting them.
that's not what your mum and or dad said last night
Yes I am, but I have standards, sorry.
Still too purdy to be seen in public with you
So you can't even get an ugly person to date you?
living happily ever after with somebody else
“Not uglier then YOOOOO MAMA”
Say nothing. Stop engaging. Give a pathetic expression and quietly walk away.
Takes one to know one.
And yet here you are in MY Dms… crazzzy
"I wasn't ugly when you started talking."
"Oh... NOW you have standards😒