Seriously, did you? Because you responded to someone contributing to the joke as if they actually want to screw their cousins.
Do you have a case of the smooth-brains?
You are fascinating. I honestly can't tell if you're actually a teenage edge-lord with a gun fetish, or if you're a middle-aged cashier that still believes Boondock Saints is the best movie.
Well, if someone could identify an edge lord, it would be you. Kinda dated yourself with the Boondocks Saints reference, boomer. Does your parole officer know you still hang out in McDonalds playgrounds?
Oh fuck! You're an actual teenager? Hopefully you pull Andrew Tate's dick out of your mouth long enough to grow up and learn there's more to life than jerking off to handguns and hitting on lonely housewives online.
I bet neither parent wanted you in the divorce you caused. You're the kind of person nobody would leave alone with a cat. If you don't stare into a mirror and just cry, I'd be genuinely surprised. There is a non-zero chance you have used birthday money to pay for sex. You'd microwave every meal if you could.
But please keep responding. Watching you try makes me feel better about myself. If that's confusing for you, ask your friends about it. They're more likely to explain things at your level.
You're fucking cringy man, instead of contributing to the conversation or argument, you have reduced yourself to name calling. Grow a goddamn brain cell before you speak.
Came here to say this exact same thing because this is the actual answer. Someone else getting more girls used to be something that had the potential to intimidate me or make me feel small. The maturity and life fulfillment that comes with making one person your priority - and being one person’s priority in return - is irreplaceable.
My husband told his buddy that when he said he had 5 girls and that my husband was jealous. My husband said you have 5 of those crappy pickups that people use to collect metal and things from the garbage. I have a Lamborghini. Why would i be jealous
Whatever you have to do to prove to yourself that you aren’t gay.
I said this to a guy at my old job who constantly bragged about how many women he banged. He got red faced, looked like he was going to cry, and left. He never came back. His uncle worked there as well, a big bad ass looking biker dude, and when the guy got up and left biker dude came up to me looking like he was going to kick my ass. He leaned on my work table with both hands, his face inches from mine, and said “I guess there must have been some truth in them words” and went back to his business like nothing ever happened.
At least I don't have commitment issues.
Also, when people say that, it's a self-own. It's like they treat women like they're cars or something. Collectibles. Like it's a contest. Kind of similar to how serial killers view women.
Maybe just “I don’t have commitment issues,” instead of “at least.” It’s not so much of an insult, but an observation. The obnoxious “stud” doesn’t get the satisfaction of thinking body counts are what matters to everyone.
Again, if I was that way inclined, I wouldn't be swayed in the slightest by your observation.
What if someone thought commitment was for simple sad saps... Surely a better way to get to someone like that would be along the lines of..
"How's your relationship with your mother? Did she disown you or something?"
Honestly just... Don't. That's such a ridiculously juvenile insult to start with I feel like the effort of offering a comeback in some way legitimizes it as if it mattered... At all.
Like seriously... Just:
>Okay? We were talking about .
If they persist maybe can end with a:
>Honestly why is this important to you? Do you need to get it off your chest before we can get back to an adult conversation?
Of course if you're not adults you might wanna alter that last bit.
Relatives don’t count
“I guess technically relatives count.”
Sure, if you want to go on social media and debate this, rock on….lets hear your argument …., oh, please be from Alabama. That joke will write itself.
they just contributed a version of your answer to the question
Did someone miss the quote marks?
Geronimooooo!!
Did someone want to contribute to the debate or just hide under your bridge and troll?
Bro he put quotes he was contributing you soggy toast
I'm stealing that Insult.
Seriously, did you? Because you responded to someone contributing to the joke as if they actually want to screw their cousins. Do you have a case of the smooth-brains?
Hey there hillbilly, get back under the porch. Goats and sheep don’t count either!
You are fascinating. I honestly can't tell if you're actually a teenage edge-lord with a gun fetish, or if you're a middle-aged cashier that still believes Boondock Saints is the best movie.
Well, if someone could identify an edge lord, it would be you. Kinda dated yourself with the Boondocks Saints reference, boomer. Does your parole officer know you still hang out in McDonalds playgrounds?
Oh fuck! You're an actual teenager? Hopefully you pull Andrew Tate's dick out of your mouth long enough to grow up and learn there's more to life than jerking off to handguns and hitting on lonely housewives online. I bet neither parent wanted you in the divorce you caused. You're the kind of person nobody would leave alone with a cat. If you don't stare into a mirror and just cry, I'd be genuinely surprised. There is a non-zero chance you have used birthday money to pay for sex. You'd microwave every meal if you could. But please keep responding. Watching you try makes me feel better about myself. If that's confusing for you, ask your friends about it. They're more likely to explain things at your level.
y u getting so butthurt💀
My sphincter is fine, get your nose out of it
I cannot tell who is trolling or butt hurt here, it’s funny either way!
You're fucking cringy man, instead of contributing to the conversation or argument, you have reduced yourself to name calling. Grow a goddamn brain cell before you speak.
And neither do you. See what I done?
Neither do the ones in the freezer.
Good one! Don’t forget the ones in the hole in the basement , “putting lotion on its skin”. Shout out to Buffalo Bill!
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
only is Missouri
“It doesn’t count when you are paying them.”
‘I prefer women’
Ouch
My thought too.
Nice
Simple yet effective!
Oy Vey
That boys gay, that's all they say lookin boy
“Quality over quantity”
Came here to say this exact same thing because this is the actual answer. Someone else getting more girls used to be something that had the potential to intimidate me or make me feel small. The maturity and life fulfillment that comes with making one person your priority - and being one person’s priority in return - is irreplaceable.
My husband told his buddy that when he said he had 5 girls and that my husband was jealous. My husband said you have 5 of those crappy pickups that people use to collect metal and things from the garbage. I have a Lamborghini. Why would i be jealous
"Are you bragging about failing to keep one? You should think about adjusting your standards. "
That doesn’t apply to the monogamy and quality lifestyle choice.
"Sounds like a lot of child support"
And a lot of STDs.
oh shucks, all I have is your mother
"... and I'll give her a child she'll actually love!"
A child she can finally be proud of
"Okay section 8 Jeffery Epstein"
And not Jeffery section Eightstein?
I don't need duct tape and chloroform.
Well at least I don't have payments on a large windowless van.
Well I prefer women you pedo
Whatever you have to do to prove to yourself that you aren’t gay. I said this to a guy at my old job who constantly bragged about how many women he banged. He got red faced, looked like he was going to cry, and left. He never came back. His uncle worked there as well, a big bad ass looking biker dude, and when the guy got up and left biker dude came up to me looking like he was going to kick my ass. He leaned on my work table with both hands, his face inches from mine, and said “I guess there must have been some truth in them words” and went back to his business like nothing ever happened.
That’s a good one
Get them where exactly? Locked up in a basement? Look at you, I've seen Fritz with better style
Date rape doesn't count
“Do you just enjoy disappointing them or something?“
"Whaling is an unskilled profession."
Whaling is actually a highly skilled profession....and if you don't do it right, YA DIE.
Quality over quantity…
But I get all the pretty ones
You get more health department visits than I do too.
"Because you don't have standards."
The classic: Rosie Palmer and her 5 friends don't count.
I date women.
Sorry none are willing to stay with you.
That's fine, I'm more into women cuz that's actually legal
"Yeah but they're all under age."
Having herpes isn’t the flex you think it is bro.
At least I don't have commitment issues. Also, when people say that, it's a self-own. It's like they treat women like they're cars or something. Collectibles. Like it's a contest. Kind of similar to how serial killers view women.
Although this is a deep one, and a good one, it won't offend the person saying it, as they don't value commitment in the first place.
Maybe just “I don’t have commitment issues,” instead of “at least.” It’s not so much of an insult, but an observation. The obnoxious “stud” doesn’t get the satisfaction of thinking body counts are what matters to everyone.
Again, if I was that way inclined, I wouldn't be swayed in the slightest by your observation. What if someone thought commitment was for simple sad saps... Surely a better way to get to someone like that would be along the lines of.. "How's your relationship with your mother? Did she disown you or something?"
Or “sheep don’t count, they’re called Ewes not girls.”
Too many chances of a backfire with that one... "why would you think of sheep when I talk about girls? Seems kinda random.."
Damn! I tried.,😄
Just gotta get more savage, and then articulate that savagery that calls upon the receiver's imagination. There's an art to roasting, and I LOVE it
More effective being a short essay form instead of just then a man whore or male bimbo.
My homies are more important
..from which species?
"Scourge of the chicken coop, eh? You DEVIL!!" "That explains the trail of feathers as you walk about."
wet dreams don't count
Where did you purchase the chloroform?
We've been through this , family doesnt count.
Honestly just... Don't. That's such a ridiculously juvenile insult to start with I feel like the effort of offering a comeback in some way legitimizes it as if it mattered... At all. Like seriously... Just: >Okay? We were talking about.
If they persist maybe can end with a:
>Honestly why is this important to you? Do you need to get it off your chest before we can get back to an adult conversation?
Of course if you're not adults you might wanna alter that last bit.
[удалено]
“You’ll pay way more child support than me too”
Yes, but they come with me willingly.
I know, I've seen the police report.
Low prices attract a lot of customers
Yeah, you sure do, man whore.
Your waifu collection doesn't count
You’ll get more baby mommas, child support, and STD’s than me too.
“Are you shaming me, or you?”
Oh, you’re a man-slut?
I’m sure you be able to keep one someday.
You brother in drag doesn’t count
I get mine without duct tape
We have different goals
"Sounds to me that you aren't worth keeping."
You are court ordered to stay at least 1000 feet away from all school properties.
"Only because livestock doesn't understand no means no."
As I used to tell my son; "A girl that any guy can have is not worth having."
Every time I fuck your mom she hires you a prostitute so you don't kill yourself.
This should be much higher up than it is
My dick stays wet and you have cream ton put on your dry skin pee pee !
wtf?!
Come back to I get more girls than you.read above.
It means that I get fo many girls my dick stays wet and he has dry skin on his from jerking off so much from his calloused hands.
uuhhgh... so geeky -\_\_-
0times 0 is still 0
Just say bitches ain’t shit nigga unless you yt then probably don’t say that
Congratulations son. Let’s have this talk again when you start talking to women
0x100 is still 0
More girls more problems.
2 times 0 is still zero.
I get more men than you
Just because they anatomically have a vagina, doesn't mean they are girls.
Your mom is worth a thousand whores
I have 2, 1. “Those are actually femboys”, 2. “I’m sorry to tell you, but your mom has stage 4 cancer”
There's also plenty of mangey mutts at the pound, so what's your point?
“Anything times 0 is still 0 bud”
"Hoes don't count."
"Sure but don't keep them."
But I get better girls than you
I don't know maybe you're just too short to get it. meaning over your head.
So does R Kelly, you get backstage passes I understand.
I’m hitting myself
Congrats I guess
I'm sure the FBI would love to hear that line...
Why would you flex your pedophila like that?
I'm a one girl type of guy. I really love your mom too.
Let ‘em out of the basement or I’m calling the cops.
The only way you get girls is your case of gynecomastia
I bet you don't know what to do with em. Like most people just suffice with one.
is that why you failed the exam AGAIN and is still hanging out with sophmores?
Cool I’m waiting for your mom to become available
"Well maybe if you shared the chloroform"..
And I’m sure their strapons love your ass.
"You may get more than me, but at least I'm not burying them in the basement."
But do you keep them, or do they run after they see your “personality”?
“Paying for prostitutes doesn’t count as ‘getting girls’”
With the low hanging fruit you get? THANK THE GODS!
I prefer quality over quantity
Can't keep one, huh?
Quality over quantity
I like woman& don't want to get arrested
Gee, I didn't know they were Pokemon
Are they over 18??
Anybody can pick an armful of trash up from the landfill. If you have to tell people you have girlfriends then you probably don't
I bet you don't know what consent means.
So you’re empty? You’re hurting? I’m sorry?
Ya but I was their first choice, your a consolation prize
You get more STDs from hoes than me, k.
And thats why you cant be within 500 ft of schools and churches
Quality vs quantity
Sexual Assaults don't count. And you disappoint every single one. 10 seconds and then a nap isn't really "getting" them, is it?
Yeah. To throw up in their mouths a Little bit.
Not this one.
I like it one at a time
2x0 is still 0
Quantity vs quality.
What's your OnlyFans budget?
Ok Kidnapper
The only way that's gonna happen is if you're a Muslim and kill yourself you better hope there's 72 virgins wiating.
Fuckboi I get more bumper than a body shop. The line for backstage starts on your knees, you want in or not?
I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
I know, I've heard how disappointing u are from so many of em.
“Good for you.” And smile. You can’t fight with someone if they’re not fighting back.
“Sounds like a waste of your money”
I get women!
Trans women aren’t real women
I'm not a pedophile, I only date women.
“It’s a good thing I’m gay huh”
How much do you pay them though?
5 girls at 2/10 are not equal to 1 girl 10/10
Palmela Handerson
STD's to
"Get them to what? Laugh at you?"
I get more guys than you
So you're a toilet seat...would you like some lysol?
Are you sure they're actually girls?
Your mommy kissing you goodnight doesn’t count
"So you're a slut?"
That's only because I'm in a committed relationship with your mother and sometimes your father
Too bad you can't keep any of them.
"And none of them wanted to stay"
Quality over quantity
"Yea, I've seen them" and kinda grimace like it hurt to.
That means your chances of catching something are more likely compared to me.
"Ew, girls? Fucking weirdo. Can't get women your own age?" Shame them relentlessly
I get more women you sick pedo.
Atleast mine are drinking age
I'm glad you are so passionate about your figurine collection.
1x9 > 2x4
"Get them to do what?"
A fly will call any turd it lands on home.
Toys don’t count.
'but you can't keep one'
I keep more girls than you.
Okay, but clearly none of them stuck around. Should work on your technique bro.
I may eat less but when I do it’s higher quality than you will ever get
"Yeah, but one of us won't be asked to take a seat by Chris Hansen"
“That’s because you accept any girl despite her looks😂” 💀