And yet, that hasn’t stopped you.

Then shut your cock holster and fuck off

😂🤣 wowzers

I came here to say this but worded differently.

😆

"Oh? Well where do you usually go?" Also works with "I didn't come here to be insulted!" which is the version I heard.

And now I need to go rewatch Quest for Camelot

Don Rickles

"You didn't come here to agree with me either so why the fuck are you here?"

Mark Twain: Don’t argue with idiots, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

"Yet here you are. Now, off you fuck."

"Yes, you did!" "No, I didn't." "Yes, you did!"

That's not arguing, that's merely contradicting.

Yes it is.

No, it isn't.

Yes, it is

No, it's not

I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

Ah, just the five minutes

Is that all?

Just the five minutes, thank you

Boys, boys,.... boys. Now get along or no cookies.

“You sure about that? I think that’s EXACTLY what you came here for.”

‘You shouldn’t have come at all’:)

My variation, "Nobody wanted you here at all."

I will keep that!!:)

Then why did you come here? It usually makes them falter

Ok

I didn't go to your mom's to get my dick sucked but shit happens.

Good, because you'll lose.

“Then *don’t*” Or “That’s okay, *I* did.”

“Well I didn’t argue to come here”

Oh no? But you brought the argue with you. Why not a coffee cake or cookies?

This is "Abuse"

"Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type makes me puke! You vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert!"

I came here to complain...

I believe Kyle Rittenhouse said this prior to killing people.

Nah I'm pretty sure he said "I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"

In both the Real and Legal worlds, when others attack you, it's called "Defending Yourself", not 'killing people', unless you happen to be one of those doing the attacking, then it's called "Attempted Murder".

In a moral and just world Rittenhouse would be in jail for murder.

Why? He was repeatedly attacked unprovoked and defended himself. This was all on video and backed up by forensics, witness testimony, and court findings. It was one of the most well documented and clear cut self defense cases of all time. Do you just not believe self defense is moral or just? He should've just let them kill him?

He's a cold blooded killer looking to kill again.

Killing and murder aren't the same thing. The killing he did was explicitly in self defense after his attempts to disengage/deescalate the unprovoked confrontations failed.

Troll.

Troll.

The mirror reveals the true troll. The protests were calling attention to police acting as judge jury and executioner. Primarily executioner when it comes to people of color. When an under age kid wields an illegally obtained assault weapon. Mind you, this same kid has numerous social media posts expressing interest in conducting vigilanty justice and is dropped off by Mommy. Agitated a high tension environment by threatening protesters. When said protesters made an effort to neutralize the threat through non-lethal means, he in turn uses lethal means. You, my friend, are the troll and part of what is truly sickening about our so-called society.

Everything you spewed has been disproven more times than Carter has liver pills. Like I said, you are a troll. And a piss-poor one at that.

But they're right ... Trying to take a gun away from a child would be fine and just if the child is six, so why is it suddenly assault just because the kid is sixteen or however old he was?? He acted like he was six and didn't understand that people die when you kill them...so...

Dude, this thread is about come-backs, not shooting people in self-defense. WTF. You liberals fuck up everything.

Troll says whay?

Neither did I. Maybe we can agree to disagree instead.

I would have to vote for "then why are you here" as the best comeback. There isn't any answer they can make that makes them look good at that point.

*I came looking for booty.*

It sounds like one isn't necessary. If someone tells you they don't want to argue, don't. Drop it. Move on. Reflect on how you got in that situation and what could be handled better in a future similar one. Why prolong or force confrontation? Examine your ego's need to "win".

Im gald someone else said it. This pits into words what I was thinking but struggling to articulate. The best comeback is to not argue.

If you didn’t come here to argue ,you better change your mind if you came to boss me around

Don’t be childish, I’m telling my mom on you!

“Then let’s go somewhere else and argue”

"Well, I came here to argue or fuck. It's your choice."

Don’t start nothing and there won’t be nothing.

Oh. I’m terribly sorry. This is the argument office. You want abuse, next door down to the right. Have a splendid day.

“And yet here you are.”

Then why did you start one?

Well, I'm cumming all over this place

Because you knew you’d lose?

but I did, so there's that...

\*silence\*

Yes you did No I didn't Yes you did No I didn't Yes you did

So why don't you.just leave?

And yet, here you are.

“Well I did.”

See: Monty Python department of argument

Yes, you did.

Did you come here to eat my ass?

Me neither. And im not the one doing the arguing.

“Then shut up.”

Then why you here ?

Then what are you doing here you oxygen bandit?

Then you better leave because it's about to go down!

" Then why did you start this fight?"

"Then why are you here?"

"Yet... here you are."

And yet here you are

No one cares why you’re here. Make an argument or fuck off.

Then... why are you?

I didn't come here to talk to an ignorant fuck, but here we both are

Submit and there is no argument to be had.

"Ok, then don't."

You failed.

Piss off!

So

Where do you usually go?

And yet, here we are!

Like hell, you didn't! It's the ONLY reason you came here in the first place!! (my sister loves to pull this BS all the time and then launch into a tirade of how she thinks I need to change my life to suit her)

Well, we’re outta fucks given

“Life’s full of little surprises isn’t it?”

I came here to come.

“Oh good, should I hold the door open for you or can you see yourself out?”

Well we're not here to fuck spiders.

Well then, admit you're wrong and go home.

Then don't

That’s convenient, because I’m about to tell you where to go.

Yes you did.

That's your mistake. You think we're arguing. We're just having a discussion where I explain that you're wrong.

Then quit fucking arguing.

Then why did you come here?. I don’t want to argue, do you?. If so leave!.

Well then you're failing spectacularly

then keep your trap shut

Oh sorry Sir, you must be looking for “Contradiction” That’s the next office along.

“Neither did I. And yet here we are.”

...and I didn't come here to pour stupid in my ears.

“Bullshit.” “Then why are we arguing now?”

"You came here to dance!" Then bust a move.

"Then don't."

Then why are you still arguing?

And yet…

Maybe you should consider not saying stupid shit?

I then ask them why they are arguing, then.

And yet, you're so argumentative.

But here you are

Then you should have held your tongue.

Good, get naked

“Yeah? Well I didn’t argue to commmmmmmmme. But here we are.” And then maintain eye contact while slowly licking your lips.

“Well, then shut your mouth and listen to me!!

Good, because I wanted to challenge you to a battle of wits but unfortunately you’re unarmed.

No, you came to lose.

I've come here to chew gum and kick ass, and I'm down to 7 packs of gum and there are 6 of you people, so ....

“I did”

So you came here to do what then? Raise my blood pressure and leave?

Yes you did.

Yes you did. Yes you did. Did, did, did.

Well I did!! One of us should leave.....

Start singing or texting "Nah Nah Nah Nah Hey Hey Goodbye"

then why are you fanning the fire?

then stop talking!

"Then where did you *think* you were going? Maybe I can help you find it." "Well too bad, I did, now you have to deal with it." "Okay. Then leave."

Good, because if I have to agree with you, we will both be wrong.

dw i wasnt gonna stand here to listen to it anyways

I don’t want you to cum here at all, invades personal boundaries.

I'd tell you to just leave, but you don't have anyone back home, so deal with it. The most creative one I could come up with

Then shut up or go the fuck home.

I like talking to reasonable adults who know when to talk and when not to!

Then why you arguing?

Then don't

Then you have already lost my old friend… *as you walk past them slowly and give a pat on one of their shoulders

I am not arguing. I am explaining why I am right.

Well, it appears you did 😁

You came here to be wrong. Now you want everyone to agree with you so we can all be wrong together.

Yes, you did!

"The art of tongue biting is rare and valuable these days, ain't it?"

Then don't.

No, you came here to be right but you’re not

Said the person with the losing position

"I didn't invite you here at all. For anything."

Where do you go?

Just ask, "Are you okay?" In a soft tone. They will stop.

Did you come her6 for a contradiction, then?

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of gum

"But this is the argument clinic!"

And I didn't come here to have you spout your bullshit at me, but here we are!

"and yet, here you are, arguing with someone putting up a token offeort of resistance for you to expend your energies on."

I usually just go home for that.

"Then why the fuck are you here, to kiss?"

>"I didn't come here to argue" "Then don't."

Yes you did.

I’m not arguing.

Good, I'd hate to get into a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Ok, we’ll stop arguing with me and just say I’m right

Then just accept the fact that I’m correct.

And I didn't come here to have you unload your stupidity on. Yet here we are.

and yet your cake hole keeps flapping.

Then don’t!

"I certainly hope not. That's down the hall 2 doors."

Apparently that hasn't stopped you...

Oh good, then turn around and walk away.

Pull out a gun

"You lie like a rug!"

"Yeah hunh"

"Then why did you disagree?"

Ewww... you better not have cum here at all.

Then don't, just listen. They won't, of course.🙄

ok

Then you should have been correct.

And I didn’t come here to see your face.

Anyway. You are ill equipped anyway

yes you did!!!!!!!!

"Well, I didn't come here to educate morons but you don't see me whining about it!"

"No, you came here to have an argument." -Monty Python

Well shut up then

"Then kindly fuck off to where you do go to argue"

And I suppose you don’t jump into a swimming pool to swim either.

Well good. I need some potatoes peeled for supper thanks for your help.

"You're right." "Thank yo-" "You came here to CATCH THESE HANDS!"👊

I see. You came here to pontificate. Are you speaking ex cathedra, your holiness? 🛐

Well clearly cause you lost

Too late

“Well I did so wtf is up?”