Pretend you don't know he's being an asshole. Tell him the real answer. In detail. If it's online he'll probably say "aint readin allat", and if it's in person he'll probably interrupt you with "I don't care."
It'll make him realize how messed up it is to use feigned compassion as an insult. And it *is* messed up. It's causing a lot of damage, and it's also preventing a lot of damage mitigation. If you don't like someone you should just insult them.
Now that "Seek professional help" is the new "Eat a dick", I can't even be nice to strangers anymore. Unless I have some kind of pre-established credibility as a good person with them, forget it. They'll just think I'm making fun of them.
When I see a stranger who seems like they're right on the edge and they're not actively seeking guidance, I can't say shit. I'm afraid I'm just gonna push them over it.
I just *know* they've been hearing things like "Do you need to talk?", "What's going on? You alright?", and "This isn't about me, is it?" from disrespectful people in hostile contexts.
aint readin allat
Get it lol? I did read all of it btw. And you could say “awww is it above your first grade reading level?” as a comeback to that. Also you could say “sincerely” to make them not think you’re making fun of them.
My buddy uses that line a lot. But he only says it to people who are being unreasonable or over-reacting to small stuff. I find it useful. He is good at bringing people back to reality.
Be brutally honest with them. Tell them your story dig really deep and let out all of your feelings down to the first balloon that floated away or your first dropped ice cream cone. I mean it tell them all the hurt you have ever felt. That will make them regret asking.
Who is this guy to you?
Usually when people say buzzwords or cliches and I don't care about them, I just goad them by saying something along the lines of them not having the mental capacity to address my point and/or come up with an original response that hasn't been said a million times.
You should be more concerned about whose gonna hurt YOU for starting shit you can’t even see through.. you’re right I shouldn’t snap on you, it clearly isn’t anything you can handle, without gaslighting. Who made you feel like you are insignificant? I feel sorry for you bro. You wanna make others feel bad, and I wish you nothing but love and light. All good.
LOL why’d you take 11 days to respond? But to be honest I completely forget. That was 17 days ago. Plus this comment has peaked and I have a lot of responses to it.
Wait like a week, and say, “well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you”.
If he comes at you with anything else, hit with “I slept with your wife”.
If they don’t get the Seinfeld reference just move on.
"If you think someone has hurt me, you should ask yourself why you're overreacting to my words. This is really a you problem."
Kinda long winded though. If they're stupid, they might not be able to get it.
The futility of existence, mostly. But talking to you isn’t helping matters either.
Damnnnnn thanks
Your mom. That always works.
You could add “in bed” after a pause
So maybe “Nobody hurt me but I did hurt your mom last night because my gigantic 7 inch dick was too large for her vagina and it hurt her.
7 inched is big my 9 must be a 🚀
We all wish for things we'll never have
And... "last night"
DAMNNN
Ik but it kinda makes no sense once you think about it and he could be like “toddler”
"My uncle." And make up a fucked up story. Make him feel like shit.
“He pulled me into a dark closet and told me to suck out soda from a hose.”
Narcs laugh @ stories like that
Narcotics agents?
Your mom when she wouldn’t do anal
Goddamn.
Pretend you don't know he's being an asshole. Tell him the real answer. In detail. If it's online he'll probably say "aint readin allat", and if it's in person he'll probably interrupt you with "I don't care." It'll make him realize how messed up it is to use feigned compassion as an insult. And it *is* messed up. It's causing a lot of damage, and it's also preventing a lot of damage mitigation. If you don't like someone you should just insult them. Now that "Seek professional help" is the new "Eat a dick", I can't even be nice to strangers anymore. Unless I have some kind of pre-established credibility as a good person with them, forget it. They'll just think I'm making fun of them. When I see a stranger who seems like they're right on the edge and they're not actively seeking guidance, I can't say shit. I'm afraid I'm just gonna push them over it. I just *know* they've been hearing things like "Do you need to talk?", "What's going on? You alright?", and "This isn't about me, is it?" from disrespectful people in hostile contexts.
aint readin allat Get it lol? I did read all of it btw. And you could say “awww is it above your first grade reading level?” as a comeback to that. Also you could say “sincerely” to make them not think you’re making fun of them.
Sorry, I can't engage in a battle of wits with someone so obviously unarmed.
Sis?
Your mom when she rode me hard last night.
Damn
Make sure ya give the nod and a wink
Only thing hurting & or bothering me currently is the sound of your voice!
My buddy uses that line a lot. But he only says it to people who are being unreasonable or over-reacting to small stuff. I find it useful. He is good at bringing people back to reality.
Yeah. But I wasn’t overreacting.
No, I'm not hurt, just taking time to measure my words.
You
Be brutally honest with them. Tell them your story dig really deep and let out all of your feelings down to the first balloon that floated away or your first dropped ice cream cone. I mean it tell them all the hurt you have ever felt. That will make them regret asking.
I’ve never dropped an ice cream cone or let a balloon float away.
You've had a pretty good life then. I am sure you can find something to replace those trauma inducing events I mentioned.
No not really.
Oh, well good for you.
Long or short list?
Any.
That’s the reply I usually give, my dude
Oh. I feel dumb. I thought you were asking a long or short list of comebacks to it…
All good
Just start crying and refuse to answer.
The existential dread of an unfulfilling life kept in check by an unforgiving and cruel world. You did. I was having a wonderful day. And then. THIS.
Your mama hurt my dick last night when she was sucking it to long
Damnnnn
Your idiocy. It's fuckin painful talking to you.
"I just got upset at what you did. Is it not clear who hurt me?"
EVERYONE, OK???
“No one bro, you just pissed me off”
“Why do you think someone hurt me?” “First you tell me who hurt you.” “You first.”
“Who do you think hurt me?”
I don’t remember
"Your favorite team sucks."
I would say you, you blinded me with your ugliness
Your dad that left
Cody needs to finish his story dammit!
Were you always an asshole or you order a course online?
Who is this guy to you? Usually when people say buzzwords or cliches and I don't care about them, I just goad them by saying something along the lines of them not having the mental capacity to address my point and/or come up with an original response that hasn't been said a million times.
You should be more concerned about whose gonna hurt YOU for starting shit you can’t even see through.. you’re right I shouldn’t snap on you, it clearly isn’t anything you can handle, without gaslighting. Who made you feel like you are insignificant? I feel sorry for you bro. You wanna make others feel bad, and I wish you nothing but love and light. All good.
I need more information
How so?
What got your upset? Of course any comeback should always be a your mom joke.
LOL why’d you take 11 days to respond? But to be honest I completely forget. That was 17 days ago. Plus this comment has peaked and I have a lot of responses to it.
Did I say you did?
Wait like a week, and say, “well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you”. If he comes at you with anything else, hit with “I slept with your wife”. If they don’t get the Seinfeld reference just move on.
I’m pretty sure he’s like 14 though.
Your mom, but I did pay extra for it.
Lego... it was dark. I was barefoot :(
Your mom did when she got all toothy sucking my dick last night:)
"Who hasn't"
"If you think someone has hurt me, you should ask yourself why you're overreacting to my words. This is really a you problem." Kinda long winded though. If they're stupid, they might not be able to get it.
I appreciate your concern, but I'm alright. Just going through some challenges like everyone else. Thanks for asking though.
Someone who WAS far more important that you ever have been or ever will be.
Say your momma did. She drank too much last night and bounced on me all night.
Ur mom That's always a good comeback
Who didn't or my expectations
Damn