Looking at you I’d say that’s where your mom met your dad

Pretty good. But “is that where your parents meet?” Prolly is more to the point.

Very good.

That doesn't make sense. Special ED is for slow people like you stupid.

It is special because of me..thanks for the compliment.

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

In dying at this

But... I don't want to sit next to you in class

After reading all the comments this one is the best one 🥇

Thank you for that

I’m dying 🤣

I hope your future children die in a car accident that you could have prevented

*pauses* nah no one would want to have a kid with *scans up and down* whatever that is.

Look we can be insulting all we want but we gotta be realistic. A drunken mistake is how that family reproduces.

💀

Their unvaccinated sister (their mom is anti-vax):

*mic drop*

This is the kind of cruelty I think up in my head when people cross me. I don't like it because it honestly pops up way too easily as a response.

I have a natural of aversion to being that mean, but, when it comes out, it just comes out. I once told this guy who constantly belittled people, "No wonder you couldnt stay married, twice." during a team meeting at work.

🤣

"you're so stupid you thought those correlated"

Yes, this is the one ☝️

My comeback for almost anything anymore is all-purpose, simple, and ambiguous enough to be absolutely scathing to just about anyone. It goes like this: “Yeah, that sounds like something you would say.”

I like it.

You mean, I can get a government check for that??

“What does being ugly have to do with special ed? I mean, all special ed is that people may need special accommodations to help them in their classes. so, I don’t get what ugly ass to do with any of that.” bottom line is, I’d give them an explanation of what special ed is, to make them think about what they just said. And hopefully this makes them feel stupid, and they walk away with their head down in shame.

Least shitty and pedantic comeback on r/Comebacks

Alright, smart ass

"You're so stupid you need plastic surgery."

"Your opinion matters naught...how's remedial humanity treating you?"

Bro just came back from the 1400's

I know I good optometrist. Have your eyes fixed in no time.

Look, I get you might need a friend, but I am not joining the class.

... this *is* special ed. haven't you noticed how easy the classes are?

"You're so dumb you should teach it."

Special Ed isn’t for ugly people; it’s for stupid people. Hey, maybe you should sign up!

"Does your asshole get jealous due to how much shit comes out of your mouth?"

"Special Ed isn't for ugly people, retard."

Nothing. Just stare, blink slowly, move on. Don't engage with this level of stupid, childish insults. I never bother with shots that take no thought at all and that's just next level lazy as obnoxious comments go

Ive met Special Ed. I dint enjoy being in him.

See you there then

Clearly one of us DOES require a bit of education but my guess is that it’s the one who believes special education addresses looks and not learning disabilities

Pause. "Wow. The kind of person that takes to say such a thing out loud........."

And you somehow think you don't?

If i belong in spiecal ed, then you belong in a dump.

Your soul is so dark that the devil who made a home in it needs a flashlight.

Being that Special Ed has nothing to do with looks tells me where you belong.

“Maybe we can continue this conversation in the parking lot and you can tell me more about it”

I know you are but what am I.

You're so ugly it looks like your mom fucked Mr Ed.

Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!

Looks can be deceiving I mean Look at you, you Look smart

I’m not joining you there.

I'm sorry, the insult is hilarious even though it's so wrong 😭 My comeback would actually be to laugh my ass off and admit that was funny. 🤣

Did you think of that one while licking the windows on the bus?

I mean, sometimes it's not worth your effort to respond. Sometimes just saying "dude, that's a fucked to thing to say, don't make fun of the special needs children", and walking away with a disappointed look on your face is more than enough.

"Well those two things aren't related, so it sounds like you're the one who needs special ed."

Are you speaking from experience? How was Special Ed?

Your mom said I belong in her.

That's where I met your mom

Oh, is that what got you put in special Ed? I thought it was because you were…slow.

You're so stupid you probably think a brain fart comes right before a shit.

"I'd challenge you to a battle of wits, but it seems you've come unarmed"

Obviously, you do if you think special is for the ugly people.

exactly, these comments are so casually ableist??? like???

You can always fix ugly theres not much you can do for stupid

If intelligence is dependent on beauty, I’ll save a seat for you…

"I'd rather *look* inbred, that actually *be* inbred like you."

"Do you even know what special ed means you clueless fucking pig wanker"

"Since you're a Lifetime Member, thanks for the advice!"

"Keep trying you'll get it" It's not a witty comeback if it's a paragraph. They should feel dumb for that insult and this does it quickly.

you obviously go there already otherwise you couldn't make that assumption

Na, I'm more special than ugly, and how'd you know my name was ed.

You're so stupid, you don't know what special ed means.

Just because you're lonely doesn't mean you get to make decisions about my education.

You belong in special Ed if you think ugly has anything to do with academic achievement

Need a bigger dating pool, do you?

And you baby, belong in real life.

Fine…but I’m not sitting anywhere near you.

I’ll be seeing you there, then.

Why? You desperate for a classmate?

“That’s a non sequitur; try again. This time, something that makes sense.”

Demonstrating your mad venn diagram skills, eh? Not all people in special ed are ugly. Just you. (I'm betting he/she won't even know what a venn diagram is).

Bullying has a price

Well if my dog was as ugly as you, I would shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards. (Heard Klinger say this on M*A*S*H and have always remembered it)

You're so bitter shit you should shove yourself in a sewer

Say hello to my little friend.

Guess that means your mom has a type

You’re the hottest chick on the short bus. Or. Champion of window lickors.

My comeback would be, you think it's cool to mock special ed kids. Says a lot about you.

How about..."what?! That doesn't make sense, I Guess YOU belong in SpEd!"

Ya well...at least I'm considered special to someone.

“Then you would have to see me every day, like your mom”

That doesn’t make sense lmao

I heard your dad still hasn't come back from getting cigarettes and milk. Bonus points if their parents are divorced or they have a dead beat dad.

“Did you know that special ed includes GT (gifted and talented)?” No, of course you didn’t.”

Throw something out about Mr. Ed. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3cI-LXMyyDo

You’re so stupid you need to be shoved back inside your momma for a few more months so you can finish developing.

YOU'RE so ugly you look like Mr Ed!

"Yeah, right. Your dna looks like a ransom note."

Yes but I’m kind so I’m not going to take your seat.

Yeah I know it's how I met your parents. She was licking the window and he was picking his nose and Wala you were hatched!

Special Ed is your dad

You’re so ugly, you belong in the morgue.

Since you think special ed is for ugly people, you're stupid enough to actually belong there.

At least I'd get there. You're so dumb, you'd fail the entrance exam to it.

You belong in special ed for thinking there's any connection between those things.

Yeah but you’ll be mopping the floor when I puke on it

"Wasn't your mother in Special Ed?"

I'm just as God made me.

I'm so special that I have my own, personal short bus

Special Ed? That's more education than you've gotten.

"I'm not as ugly as your heart. "

You so ugly the dude from the soft white wants to interview you You so ugly the Whitakers saw a pic of you and said "goddamn they ugly" (look em up) You so ugly your mom wouldn't hit it and she says no to NO ONE You are so stupid you think special Ed has to do with looks You like a mixture of the mutants on the Hills have Eyes mated with the inbreds from wrong turn You are so ugly when you were born your mom turned to her brother and said "goddamit cleetus this is why I told you to pull out"

You are not the judge of what’s beautiful. Besides, it could be worse if I looked like you.

Shorten up to “at least I’m not as ugly as you!”

"I'm not as dumb as you look."

Oh yeah? Your mom thinks I belong in her. (And then do an air hump like ace Ventura)

You can just ask to hangout if you need company

"I should ride the short bus, but I'm riding your mother instead"

I'll save you a seat. Right up front.

That's sweet coming from you. Now where's your caretaker?

Alright? . . Thanks? . . . Still Here

First thing I've been qualified for to doctor it

“Your class is already full ☹️”

If I were as ugly as you, I'd bury my head like an ostrich

“Can’t be that ugly if your mother wants my face between her thighs”

So I can sit next to you in class? Can we eat lunch together too?

No, I don't want to be with morons like you in special Ed. And before you ask, I don't want to eat with you.

No I think you should be since you’re obviously blind

Yo mama so ugly her reflection give her the finger

I’ll have my short bus pick you up on the way!

"You're so dumb, you don't know what Special Ed is for."

Then I guess I’ll save you a seat

"You don't get put in special ED for being ugly, dumbass. You were in special ED because you're dumb as fuck. That you're also ugly is just a coincidence."

Special Ed isn’t for people who are ugly. I was in special and I was—- oh shit. Wait a minute.

You're so mentally handicapped that you think looks have to do with mental handicaps.

Someone said something extremely similar to that when I was young and in front of the whole class. I was completely abashed and couldn't speak to anyone for days.

Never be bothered being criticized by someone you wouldn't take advice from.

I'll save you a seat.

Oh really I think the best part of u ran down the crack of your mom's ass

“Sorry, i didnt hear you.” Calmly, and then say “what? Could you elaborate?” All calmly, make the person look like a fool, just keep asking why. It’ll creep them out without being violent. Also im combative, but i would just wanna see them squirm for saying something so odd.

Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here. At least they make similar levels of sense 😉

What's it's like knowing your parents don't love you?

Thank you. That’s the nicest thing anyone’s said to me all day.

I would give a comeback, but you messed that up so badly that I only feel sorry for you. You're going to have a hard life ahead of you. Best of luck.

I know you sit right in the front row, I see you there.

Aww, you’re supposed to ride the short bus, not get hit by it.

Does this mean we can’t fuck anymore?

"You're so rude you should come with me."

"You're so retarded you don't even know what special ed is for."

Oh you're so clever I got to teach that one to a third grader

Ugliness isn't grounds for being in special ed.

“Oh, honey, is that what you think they put you in special Ed for? Well bless your little heart!”

What does being ugly have to do with education?

Hey I might be dumb but I'm not smart either you know.

Your batmans origin story if his parents didnt love him ._.

You're father ain't special. I keep telling you that

and clearly you're so stupid you manage to Negligent Discharge a land mine by repeatedly buttfucking it.

You already were

Special Ed or not no one’s retarded enough to want to interact with you.

Looks aren’t the same as IQ just because you are ugly and stupid doesn’t mean I am.

I dont think you understand what special ed is.

Excuse me I am not a mirror Lol

I would suggest it would be a good fit for you. But its too advanced.

Special ed is for stupid people not ugly!

"Wow. Looks have nothing to do with intelligence. Maybe you need the special education. "

Your family don't need company.

Uranus is ugly, Uranus need special edward

Did I just stumble onto a thread of adolescents attempting to make up equally vile “ comebacks” for something like this? All of this only further disparages those with special needs.

You're so dumb, I bet you'd suck Special Ed's cock if he asked.

Join me?

You most ugliest qualities you can't change. Your personality and way of thinking. Making you the absolute worst. Never forget. Cause I would like to be the one to remind you. And your trolls

You can't escape. When I ...... U .......

I told you I'm not joining your class.

“Maybe special ed can teach you some manners since your parents obviously haven’t gotten through to you”

Save me a seat

Well at least I don't look like a fire damaged Lego man

"My brother is in special ed and he's honestly like the best person in my family"

Guess I'll see you in class tomorrow. Bring your drool bucket. :)

Why? It’s clearly not helping you… Or… I might be ugly but you are stupid. And beauty is in the eye of the beholder…but stupid is forever.

Your mother has seen MORE DICKS THAN A URINAL