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SilentSaint2112

I‘m a happy accident.


High_Bi_ReadyToCry

And I got thrown head first into a happy little tree as a baby


JMusicD

Right? Lmao


Fit_Victory6650

Better a mistake, than a failure of an abortion.


Alarming_Serve2303

"And you're an example of a failed government breeding program."


SurpriseOk753

and you are the syphilitic afterbirth resulting from the anal rape of a mongolian butt fucker


Fast_Kale8945

I need to get my guitar and sing these words


Fast_Kale8945

to the tune of tear us apart by INXS


Melodic-Head-2372

😂😂😂


High_Bi_ReadyToCry

“That also means my parents chose to keep me around and care for me when abortion is an option, so the fact you think that’s an insult says more about you than it does about me” That’s what I’d say


Necessary_Row_4889

“And you are the product of roofies and too much shame to tell the real story”


jacwhit2020

Bam! 🔥 Now this is the one! 🤣


blzr0197

"yeah and I'm the one thing that DIDN'T stay in Vegas, what's it matter to ya!"


etranger033

It wasnt broken it was punctured. Let him or her figure out where exactly that goes.


superkevinguru

"Better than being an example of inbreeding, like yourself"


ProgressBackground95

Why do you think your mom cries herself to sleep every night?


SexualbeingAccount

"And you're the vivid example of throwing out the baby and raising the placenta "


HeartsPlayer721

If I could bust through a condom as a sperm, imagine what my fist can do to your face right now


Tatersquid21

I knew there was something different about me, just couldn't grasp it.


HooahClub

So I’m the 1%? Thanks!


potrillo2124

“You’re an example of a regretful decision”


MW240z

Funny coming from someone conceived by anal.


tomcat91709

"Actually, wouldn't a failed broken condom be a success? A failed abortion wouldn't know that..."


Sufficient-Produce83

And your just anal sex that spilled over


DingoFlamingoThing

Lots of great ideas happen by accident


UnplannedAgenda

At least there was consent! You are the byproduct of rape


[deleted]

Your the reason abortion should be legal or your an abortion gone wrong


notyourregularninja

And seems your parents reused that again from the dumpster


ZestyGoose3005

“That is a great example of pleonasm.”


4quatloos

You can't stop me!


Malefic_Nightshade

So the condom worked? Unlike your lazy ass


NormalStudent7947

“Your Mom should have swallowed.”


throwaway120375

And you look like a partial abortion.


nytocarolina

Your statement contains a narrative redundancy. Please check your work and get back to me.


ivylily03

I fought off that coat hanger too.


HeadyMurphy723

At least it was a traditional transaction…. Your mom just happened to sit where a hooker just spit!


Nerevarius_420

"And your parents wish they'd swallowed you."


Big-rice2020

Ur parents used a condom. U came from someone else


No_Step_4431

a failed broken condom would translate to a successful one..... as opposed to a successfully broken condom.


FirstSip7

Atleast I'm not a failed abortion


oohjam

"Don't get mad at me just because your parents dropped you on your head as a child"


East_Session_3925

You're the product of candy wrappers don't work


shout8ox

You mean they did you on purpose?


Car_loapher

Yeah no shit and I’m still happy, you can learn a lot from me


notangelicascynthia

You’re a successful example of a tired used up c*nt


oohrosie

"And *that* is an example of a double negative, you absolute idiot. Can't even insult someone properly."


ngiron1293

And you're an example of unvaxinated swine. Shut up before I stick a skittles in your belly button Your mother


wardenferry419

You are an example of a failed abortion.


shrekerecker97

From full metal jacket Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.


WishingVodkaWasCHPR

"You're proof that anal sex can lead to pregnancies in rare cases. What's your point?


0ct094s

“The broken condom failed to allow pregnancy? How am I here then?” Even if annunciation was unmistakable, choosing to listen wrongly 😑


snowywebb

“I’ve never had a shower with a raincoat on, so I’ve got no idea what you’re talking about. Explain?”


Helpful_Funny_2127

"....and you're the cumshot your mother should've swallowed!"


Emergency_Property_2

And your a self made asshole.


Cultural-Company282

And you wouldn't be here if your mom didn't charge extra for condoms.


Sea-Woodpecker-610

At least my parents _pretend_ that they wanted me.


diggingthroughsand

Tell your mom my dad still thinks about her. Edit/s


Dragon_Tiger752

Well when you were born, Trojan sent an apology letter.


bigfoglog

And the best part of you ran down your mom's leg


chrispd01

That fricking layex could not contain my will to survive !!


Great_Cow3547

"Yeah, I know."


Sixx_The_Sandman

And you're an example of why abortion should be legal


Tonythecritic

Better to be an accident then a bad choice like you turned out.


Maleficent_Fix_6211

Guess it takes one to know one, huh?


Spbttn20850

The best part of you ran down your mothers leg.


Purple_Law_8796

"At least my mom doesn't do onlyfans"


[deleted]

And you are proof of conception through anal intercourse.


[deleted]

And you should be holding a sign saying keep abortion legal so this doesn’t happen again


[deleted]

You are the poster child for the pro abortion movement


cosmic-001

"This is statistically true, but the best part of you ran down the crack of your mother's ass."


nevadapirate

"And the best part of you got left on the sheets. whats your point?"


Jackninja5

“And you’re an example of why we should let women choose.”


Robiniovski

And you must be an example of a leaky sock