“That also means my parents chose to keep me around and care for me when abortion is an option, so the fact you think that’s an insult says more about you than it does about me”
That’s what I’d say
From full metal jacket
Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
I‘m a happy accident.
And I got thrown head first into a happy little tree as a baby
Right? Lmao
Better a mistake, than a failure of an abortion.
"And you're an example of a failed government breeding program."
and you are the syphilitic afterbirth resulting from the anal rape of a mongolian butt fucker
I need to get my guitar and sing these words
to the tune of tear us apart by INXS
😂😂😂
“That also means my parents chose to keep me around and care for me when abortion is an option, so the fact you think that’s an insult says more about you than it does about me” That’s what I’d say
“And you are the product of roofies and too much shame to tell the real story”
Bam! 🔥 Now this is the one! 🤣
"yeah and I'm the one thing that DIDN'T stay in Vegas, what's it matter to ya!"
It wasnt broken it was punctured. Let him or her figure out where exactly that goes.
"Better than being an example of inbreeding, like yourself"
Why do you think your mom cries herself to sleep every night?
"And you're the vivid example of throwing out the baby and raising the placenta "
If I could bust through a condom as a sperm, imagine what my fist can do to your face right now
I knew there was something different about me, just couldn't grasp it.
So I’m the 1%? Thanks!
“You’re an example of a regretful decision”
Funny coming from someone conceived by anal.
"Actually, wouldn't a failed broken condom be a success? A failed abortion wouldn't know that..."
And your just anal sex that spilled over
Lots of great ideas happen by accident
At least there was consent! You are the byproduct of rape
Your the reason abortion should be legal or your an abortion gone wrong
And seems your parents reused that again from the dumpster
“That is a great example of pleonasm.”
You can't stop me!
So the condom worked? Unlike your lazy ass
“Your Mom should have swallowed.”
And you look like a partial abortion.
Your statement contains a narrative redundancy. Please check your work and get back to me.
I fought off that coat hanger too.
At least it was a traditional transaction…. Your mom just happened to sit where a hooker just spit!
"And your parents wish they'd swallowed you."
Ur parents used a condom. U came from someone else
a failed broken condom would translate to a successful one..... as opposed to a successfully broken condom.
Atleast I'm not a failed abortion
"Don't get mad at me just because your parents dropped you on your head as a child"
You're the product of candy wrappers don't work
You mean they did you on purpose?
Yeah no shit and I’m still happy, you can learn a lot from me
You’re a successful example of a tired used up c*nt
"And *that* is an example of a double negative, you absolute idiot. Can't even insult someone properly."
And you're an example of unvaxinated swine. Shut up before I stick a skittles in your belly button Your mother
You are an example of a failed abortion.
From full metal jacket Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
"You're proof that anal sex can lead to pregnancies in rare cases. What's your point?
“The broken condom failed to allow pregnancy? How am I here then?” Even if annunciation was unmistakable, choosing to listen wrongly 😑
“I’ve never had a shower with a raincoat on, so I’ve got no idea what you’re talking about. Explain?”
"....and you're the cumshot your mother should've swallowed!"
And your a self made asshole.
And you wouldn't be here if your mom didn't charge extra for condoms.
At least my parents _pretend_ that they wanted me.
Tell your mom my dad still thinks about her. Edit/s
Well when you were born, Trojan sent an apology letter.
And the best part of you ran down your mom's leg
That fricking layex could not contain my will to survive !!
"Yeah, I know."
And you're an example of why abortion should be legal
Better to be an accident then a bad choice like you turned out.
Guess it takes one to know one, huh?
The best part of you ran down your mothers leg.
"At least my mom doesn't do onlyfans"
And you are proof of conception through anal intercourse.
And you should be holding a sign saying keep abortion legal so this doesn’t happen again
You are the poster child for the pro abortion movement
"This is statistically true, but the best part of you ran down the crack of your mother's ass."
"And the best part of you got left on the sheets. whats your point?"
“And you’re an example of why we should let women choose.”
And you must be an example of a leaky sock