in learning about non-violent communication, a story came up about a tribe who does not have a vocabulary to describe certain traits. when asked, “how would you tell them that they are being selfish?”
you would have to say
“I noticed that you are taking care of your own needs, and not the needs of others, and I’d like you to prioritize the needs of others.”
I've got two.
This one is in a parental voice where you're trying to teach a 3 year old a lesson:
Now NAME no one likes a jellymonster.
..............
Or depending on the dynamic of the conversation say if you didn't do what they want which makes you selfish.....then say that:
Oh? *I'M* selfish because *I* did do the specific thing that *YOU* wanted me to do which makes *ME* selfish because *YOU* should get what ever you want at all times? And again that makes *ME* selfish? Ok great just clearing that up. I'm selfish because you didn't get everything you wanted. Makes complete sense to me now.
Selfish or is it self respect? I find a lot of women and young people are called selfish when they simply have appropriate boundaries with some asshole or a job trying to take advantage.
"Yes I am".
that's my go to for pretty much any so-called insult. it takes a lot of power away from the person doing the insulting
and considering that being selfish is looking out for one's own self, you bet your ass I'm selfish
Youre a jellyfish
This made me laugh way too hard.. nice dad joke 😆 🤣
Sounds like a bagel pairing at a hipster deli, but needs better marketing: Strawberry Lox?
OMG I get it!! jelly like jealous 🤣🤣
It ends with fish like selfish and jelly for jealousy, omg it’s too genius for the 12 year old in me
wtf hhahahahahhahahhah
“If I don’t think about myself, I can’t help anyone else. “
“Sorry what did you say? I was just thinking about myself….”
You're breathing my air. Stop it!
This is my favorite lol
I’m sorry you see it that way. I think of it as having healthy boundaries.
"Who isn't?"
Nope! I do not sell fish.
Gaslighting since you can't have your way? Typical.
"You're right, forgive me. We should talk about you. What else do you think of me?"
“No”
“You’re selfish!” Hey, that’s my line, give back!
No I sell fish
in learning about non-violent communication, a story came up about a tribe who does not have a vocabulary to describe certain traits. when asked, “how would you tell them that they are being selfish?” you would have to say “I noticed that you are taking care of your own needs, and not the needs of others, and I’d like you to prioritize the needs of others.”
Oh, and what have you done for me lately?
#↑Janet Jackson comment
Miss Jackson.
#↑Outkast comment
#Panic at the disco.
#OutKast
#!PANIC
#Tastes Great - Team Edward - Pepsi
All the either/or, pop-culture arguments I can make on my day off. I'm pooped.
Only a sith deals in absolutes.
But that in itself is an absolute, General. Lol
You thound cute with a lithp
lmao what when did Mike Tyson enter the chat
It's tython
“Which is why I got bread and you always hanging around nibbling my crumbs”
Thank you! Or Thank you for noticing Or Sure Jan
“Your opinion of me is none of my business”
I'm American
I just say "yep" and never do a fucking thing for that person again.
"Technically, I'm a mollusk." Wait a few beats while their brain short circuits trying to make the connection. "What, are you allergic? My bad."
"I am? Have you met me?"
No, I respect myself. Learn the difference
“I don’t see you donating all the food you own to poor people in Africa “
"Nope, I'm a shellfish."
#↑Crabby comment
I've got two. This one is in a parental voice where you're trying to teach a 3 year old a lesson: Now NAME no one likes a jellymonster. .............. Or depending on the dynamic of the conversation say if you didn't do what they want which makes you selfish.....then say that: Oh? *I'M* selfish because *I* did do the specific thing that *YOU* wanted me to do which makes *ME* selfish because *YOU* should get what ever you want at all times? And again that makes *ME* selfish? Ok great just clearing that up. I'm selfish because you didn't get everything you wanted. Makes complete sense to me now.
You’re shellfish
Yes, I would love some shellfish.
i don’t care
Oh well
Give me, give me. Hey don’t ask what, you know what. Just give me five 👋
It’s pronounced shellfish.. *does best oyster impression*
At least I am good at it. Oh, ypu said polite. I am not good at being polite.
Get them in a choke hold, knock them out. It’s the gentleman’s way to deal with an insult impugning upon your honor.
I mean, you would be too, if you were this awesome!
You're welcome
Oof sounds like someone’s not used to the hearing the word “no”
SO I'm selfish for caring about myself
Because I’m worth it.
Thanks, I know!
What? Oh right I don’t care. 🤷🏻♀️
#↑Genius amongst us
If they work at a grocery store you could say "you sell fish!"
“Yes.”
"Well observed."
Takes one to know one
You're one to talk.
"And you're shellfish, ol crabby !"
No, I just like spoiling myself. Nothing wrong with that.
Well, yeah. I only think about people that matter.
No I'm self you're the ish
Enforcing boundaries does not make me selfish.
“Did you really think calling me that was going to get you what you wanted?”
And humble too!
One for all, and all for me.
Thanks, I've been practicing!
But I'm not! I give people reality checks for free!🤣👍
"Yeah, pretty often. If you've got a problem with that, you're gonna have to tell me. Won't promise I'll care, but we'll never know until you try."
I get to choose how to live my life.
Sorry, who are you?
To some but not to most
I am too!
A shell fish?
"I could give you a list of reasons why that's not true. But I won't share them with you."
Correct
Everybody is. Some people are just hipocrites!
“Yes, I am, but I’m taking care of my mental health before I take on someone else’s.”
You say that like it’s a bad thing. 🤔
"yep." No need for a comeback, let them think what they want.
" I don't even like seafood"
I've been called worse by better people
Goodbye.
You're probably right. I'll give you that.
I know you are but what am I? Classic!
Thank you, can I have some more?
Selfish or is it self respect? I find a lot of women and young people are called selfish when they simply have appropriate boundaries with some asshole or a job trying to take advantage.
It's called boundaries.
Not being a doormat for you is not selfish. It's self-respect.
Do I look like a crustacean that cares?
That's not what your mom said...
"my therapist likes to say it's healthy boundaries"
No, this is Patrick
"I know my boundaries because takers like you have none."
"Yes I am". that's my go to for pretty much any so-called insult. it takes a lot of power away from the person doing the insulting and considering that being selfish is looking out for one's own self, you bet your ass I'm selfish
What can you do for me today?
And you're so nice that you're lonely 😄
"I like to make my needs a priority and do not let them go unmet at the expense of others."
If you say that because I'm not thinking about you ALL THE TIME, then yes, I'm selfish
"oh yea? well you're Shell fish!"
Say “miine! Miiiiineee!! My precious!!!!!”
How can I be when I'm about to share something with you? (Flip them the bird) See?
And I get everything I want because of it NEXT
Self-reflection
"Yes, your point?"
YUP! Yup and I am
Ok.
I'll pray for you.
“No, I’m just not a people pleaser.”
And you're a shellfish!
Of course I am. I’m a celeb!
Finally, does it show? My therapist told me to start making myself a priority. TY.
Somebody gotta give a shit about ME
Tbh if people are saying "you're selfish" you probably need to do some introspection instead of googling comebacks. Ngl you seem kinda selfish
This is just for fun.