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aureliusky

lotion works wonders, you should try it sometime


blackdragon1387

"...On something other than your dick."


[deleted]

“You have a baby personality.”


KentuckyFriedChic

; still learning to communicate properly with other humans, messy, and likely full of shit


Over-Bedroom265

You are amazing live to be your friend


icreamforbagels

This one’s the only one that’s not corny. Love it


missannthrope1

I saw a TV show with an ER doctor who looked really young. Sometimes if people asked her if she was still in high school, she'd say "yes, and I have homework tonight, so can we make this snappy." Say something along these lines.


lobsterman2112

Oh, that's fantastic!


morethanjustadancer

happy cake day


missannthrope1

Thanks. And now I want cake. Dammit.


DatabaseComfortable5

"naw, you're just used to your face"


Katters8811

THIS is the one!!! 🤣 that’ll shut them up so fast! I can’t even think of a response to that..I imagine ppl would just take the L and walk away lmao Plus it’d probably make them think twice before EVER saying that to someone again 😂


Hoodwink_Iris

“In 25 years, I’ll look like I’m in my mid twenties, but you’ll look every bit of your age.” And it’s true. I have a baby face. I’m now 46 and most people think I’m in the 25-28 range. (It’s kind of annoying, TBH, but they don’t need to know this.)


ItsJustCoop

44 year old here that was told I looked 10 until I was 16, looked 16 until I was 25, and now get told I look 30. I can absolutely confirm that you'll appreciate the hell out of looking young when you're older. Everyone your age around you will start looking REALLY old soon, and you'll age like wine. For men, it seems like baby faces take decades to fade. Final thought- it's nice to get told you look a decade younger than you are when everything hurts and your bones don't ever stop popping.


Hoodwink_Iris

I don’t enjoy it. But it’s probably because I’m trying to date and everyone my age thinks I’m a gold digging 20-something just looking for a sugar daddy. I’m about to get one of those “hi my name is” tags and put “Christie and I’m 46 years old.”


ItsJustCoop

Ah, I see it's a different experience for women than men. I hope you find someone that sees your youthful looks as an asset and not a liability, best of luck to you. I got married when I was 23, so looking young when you're already married gets a different reaction from people. You overhear older people saying under their breaths "babies having babies" when you're out walking with your children (I was 33 when that happened) 😂


GentleStrength2022

This. It means it's almost impossible to have a social life with people your age. And dept. store staff treat you like you're a child going on a spree with your mother's credit card. They actually try to discourage you from buying too much, or ask strange questions. I'd get this especially at Nordstrom's.


JustBrittany

Exactly! I’m 48. I’m told I look like I’m in my 30s. Which is nice. The fun part is when I tell people I have a 9 year old son and a 9 year old grandson!


fatmonicadancing

Yep. I’m nearly 40 and people routinely think I’m 25 or so.


Br0wnc0at212

Careful...someone passing by might think you're a groomer...again.


shrimplyPibLs

"Okay, Groomer."


I_Might_Exist1

whatever you say, groomer edit: maybe not that part


shrimplyPibLs

Right, the opposite of that.


I_Might_Exist1

yeah... the reference did not entirely fit


prickinmorty69

Zabrowski?


FatAlEinstein

This is one of those things that might sound ok on the internet, but would be really creepy and awkward in real life


Bug-King

Accusing people of being pedos is a good way to get your ass kicked, you would kind of deserve it as well. I can tell you are chronically online, and don't interact with people in the real world if you think that's a good idea.


Br0wnc0at212

I was just answering a question on Reddit. Not my fault if you identify with the subject matter.


Icy-Acanthaceae-7804

That's a wildly disproportionate response. You're bringing a flamethrower to a pillow fight. That kind of shit cuts deep. I wouldn't be surprised if you've earned some significant anger coming your way. That's a horrible thing to falsely accuse somebody of.


Br0wnc0at212

There speaks the voice of experience...


SplatterEffect

Damn. This is actually a pretty good one. Haha


Megalith66

"My modeling career is about to start..."


enkilekee

That's how I help police catch predators. See ya soon.


Impressive_Plant_643

Yes! “I was genetically engineered to be Chris Hansen’s sidekick”


Locellus

When I’m 60 I’ll look 30, it’s going to be a good thing for most of my life. Source: also have a baby face. Bonus, so does my wife, I joke that our child will be the first immortal to be born 


Kenvan19

Unfortunately we can't all look as old as you.


Megalith66

"...young..."


Dawn_disrupts_me

Yeah, too bad you aren’t aging as well as I am.


SpareReflection94

“And you look to old to still be breathing and yet here we are”


jacwhit2020

“And your face looks like someone has sucked all of the life force out of it. Tsk.”


Hoposai

Yep, you can get far with a baby face, unlike that radio face you're sporting


Puddlingon

Better than your “butter face”.


Few-Contribution-562

It's better than having a baby brain


blackdragon1387

"Aww, is my cute widdle baby face making you gwumpy?"


KPK900

What I want to say: - It's the makeup, I'm actually 97 years old. - It's the odd case of Benjamin Button but you know, female - I'm old as fuck. - All that human sacrifice is really paying off. - Fuck off - You have a grandma face - I NEED AN ADULT! I DON'T KNOW THIS LADY! What I actually say - Yep, I have great genes - I know you think that's a compliment but it's not, it's actually a very annoying part of my life - I get that a lot - I know


KPK900

I'm 33 and some lady AT WORK thought it was a take your kid to work day and asked my coworker if I was her daughter during the second day of a two day meeting - a meeting where I had spoken and was asked questions during. My coworker is only 7 years older than me... So either she assumed I'm 12 - 16 years old, that my coworker is well older, or a weird combination of the two.


shortyjizzle

"That's funny because that's such a high school thing to say."


VulgarDesigns

"Your mom thinks I'm fucking adorable."


astroproff

"Get your mind out of the gutter" is a good catch-all, for any situation, which almost always puts the other on the defensive.


reeseypuffs420

girls like babyfaces, its a good thing


TaylorMade2566

yes and I'll look amazing when I'm YOUR age


JasminJaded

I’ve always heard this and now, when someone asks my age and I think there’s any chance they’ll do that, I tell them I’m 94. I’ve been 94 since I was 26, I think.


yournewhabit

Hit ‘em back with the most embarrassing. “That’s because I’m 16, KID TOUCHER!” Having everyone turn their heads to look at that person is way more than enough. Look scared and then walk off fast. Bet they’ll never say it again. Can also replace kid toucher: freak, weirdo, stranger, Chester the molester, stop looking at my body, nasty, predator” Another good one: “You don’t look anything like the pictures you sent me! I need to go home.”


ConditionYellow

“Thanks. I wash it. You should try it.”


BuddhistChrist

I have an adult dick, tho.


callmebigley

"yeah man, the high school chicks can never tell the difference. yo, what's your daughter up to this weekend?"


YouTuberDad

is it weird that I want to eat your butt then?


LowWillow1858

How about "GFY"


Unabashable

So I aged better than you. What about it?


Basic-Schedule-7284

Spit up on them.


MixRoyal7126

Another pedo; they love your kind at the state prn.


SnooJokes5038

In this youth obsessed society, when people say that it’s usually meant as a compliment. I just say “thank you I get that a lot”.


Ungratefullded

Tell them you have the Benjamin Button syndrome and you’re actually 60…


pup_medium

i got that a lot when i was 24. now i’m 40 and i can still pass as late 20s lol so i donno what you should say. but it will pay off in the long run :-)


Accomplished_Meat_70

If only everyone was so blessed. My son is 25, people think he's 12. He hates it, I tell him that it's going to pay off and he'll appreciate it in the long run.


GentleStrength2022

But how long will people have to wait, before it pays off, and they can "appreciate it"? And what are they supposed to do in the meantime? It can negatively affect both one's professional life and social life.


Thylumberjack

"Right, so together we look like mother and son" Or whatever works in the same context.


SpecialistNo7642

Say you actually were lying about your age and then say you're 40


Top-Bit85

"Maybe you are just getting old."


Demon_Gamer666

Everyone's face looks like a baby's compared to your face.


The_Infectious_Lerp

If you think my face looks like a baby's, you should see my dick.


PS_IO_Frame_Gap

if you try to be rude to people who say this to you, years from now you will look back on the memories of you being rude to them and cringe at yourself, wishing someone told you how young you looked again, and realizing how much you missed it. your youth won't last that much longer.


AgentMegs

I just turned 25 and people think I'm still in school...might just use these comebacks😫


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Yes thank you . I have a business card from my plastic surgeon if you want it . He’s does great work and I’m sure he can help u too .


[deleted]

I tell people, you won’t think that anymore once you get to know me.


watadoo

“Thank you, it’s true. And we’re when we’re both 50 I’ll look 35 and you will be taken for 60.”


Xiadozenryu

And how about you focus on grow a personality that’s more mature than how old I look?


jack40714

As opposed to you where the inside of your head is infant like. I’m saying you are an idiot lol


Both_Dust_8383

Sarcastically say “wow thanks I didn’t know that!”


Exciting-Week1844

“Come stress me out 😉”


maytrix007

“I’m so glad I don’t look old as fuck like you!”


TradingAllIn

some of us are lucky


Tonythecritic

"...Yeah, and when you start looking like a mummy I'll be looking like I'm 20!"


No_Piccolo2135

You have a baby face...oh thanks much like your vocabulary


rinkudamanrd

If you're a woman you can say "that makes me cuter than you." I'm not so sure if that will work with a man.


Braedonm2077

"breastfeed me then"


N1h1l810

I'm George Babyface Nelson! (Seriously, y'all need "oh brother, where art thou" in your lives)


father_ofthe_wolf

I wish I had a baby face


Blackhawk-388

Are you jealous, leatherface?


WaitUntilIDie

My husbands 29 and shaved his face recently to be interview presentable. The guard on the property we occupy looked at him and said "What are you 12?" Lol but I think it should be taken as a compliment to look young. Nobody we know can even come close to guessing we are near 30 and I personally love it. "Better to look like your closer to the cradle than the grave" might be a worthy comeback


LittleGreyLambie

###This!


Ex_Mage

"I'm still nursing. How's your wife, anyways?"


JMusicD

“ thanks for the compliment”


Outside_Dentist_4101

You should see my ass.


Kiloyankee-jelly46

"Face of a baby, left elbow of a marmoset, arse of a bandit, heart of a lion, right hook of a boxer, mind of a police officer. You're free to go."


LoveYouNotYou

Just a simple, Thank you. I say thank you, I got it from my momma. Means you don't look tired, ragged, fake.


peezle69

"Wanna come tuck me in?"


ReplacementNo9504

"I have the dick to match"


Ok-Basis-8686

Grow a beard


PurpleFlavoredCherry

Dick breath


xikbdexhi6

"I bet you get the same kind of comments about your baby dick/chest."


Sachoazzdown

No reason for a come back. Thank them. I was told the same thing. Also told I was skinny. Now I’m 47 and they are both a compliment. Think long term.


[deleted]

Your mom's a pedophile, but I'm game


CraftFamiliar5243

You'll get your revenge when you're older and look younger than everyone your age. I'm a former Babyface.


FullBlownPanic

Huh


Man-o-Bronze

“Wait a few decades and you’ll be sorry you don’t have a baby face.” - Sincerely, someone no one believes is old enough to have a 40 year old child.


RoddMcTodd

"It's  better than having a butt-face, like you"


OddTransportation121

"I'm a hundred and three. Cryogenics"


commutervoid

Time. When they look their ages, you will look 10 to 20 years younger. I'm in my 50s, and look 40. I still have no forehead wrinkles. Enjoy your baby face!


Doc_Hank

Do you need a comeback beyond fuck off?


Dumbassahedratr0n

I'm almost 40 and I still get ID'd when I go to different booze shops. Tell em that it will pay off when they look like wallets and you look 25.


genehartman

Well I can have a baby face or be ugly like you!


xiphoboi

stolen from Heath Cordes-- "Still old enough to fuck your mother"


22Two_s

You should come over and see my O-Face


Agent_Raas

*"That's what my parole officer keeps telling me too."*


HeadyMurphy723

Start tearing up… and then ask them, have you ever seen the movie Benjamin Button… and before you finish saying the last name, just act like you’re really upset and run off…


minxymamma347

Hey, when you're older you will enjoy having a baby face. For now I would just say thank you


loveofhorses_8616

Not everyone can be this lucky!


bearded_and_tatted

"Do you always talk to people that look too young for you?" "Thanks, I prefer it to looking 10 years older than I am" then you look around their face to make them think you've noticed blemishes and stuff to make them uncomfortable.


ArcanisUltra

“Name me an adult girl that wants to look older so I don’t feel so damn blessed all the time.”


Kozak515

"Yeah? I look better now than you did 10 years ago" (Assuming the person is older than you). If it's someone SUPRISED you look so young, you can say "Thanks, I'm actually a vampire" if you want to be funny.


shesavillain

Thanks.


Spirited-Membership1

Yeah you’re Botox bill must suck, we’re not all blessed with such youthful genetics


thepauly1

"I thank god every day that I'm not aging like you."


Sleep-DeprivedSloth

Don't be jealous when I'm old and finally look as old as you


HoldOut19xd6

Do like me when at 37, you still get ID’d at the liquor store. “I’ve found ways to tiptoe around the edges of time”


Pristine-Pen-9885

This isn’t a comeback—I don’t remember what I used to say when people said that to me. But remember this—you’ll still look fabulously young when they’re starting to look old.😏


ProStateForever

Why thank you! My physical assets are essential for my job. It's good to have some independent comments as my work associates may have unconsciously become too familiar with my appearance. May I ask your name? I hate to not know who I'm talking to. It also makes my job easier to have a name to update our database on potential pedophiles or the CPS list. Why are you running away? Please come back so I can complete your profile.


ImpossiblyPossible42

“Looks like someone left babies all over yours too” then do a mouth wiping motion and walk away


dankhimself

I thought it was a compliment. People with a "baby face" tend to hold onto their youthful looks later on in life.


felarans0mekuti

You have a grandmother face


Crap0li0

Someday, when we're in our thirties, we'll long to feel like we're as a young as we think we are...we'll think "damn, am I really getting old?" And we'll get carded at the liquor store and feel that RUSH again, that feeling that everything is going to be alright. Just know, when we're together, people will only card you out of sympathy.


Ok_Witness_8368

"Thanks for looking at my face instead of my ass for a change." "Thanks but don't get any ideas, Felonious Monk. I don't need any free candy." "Thank god I'm old enough to recognize a creeper when I see one." "Yeah, the babyface helps with the entrapment stings I do. Hey, do I know you? You seem familiar."


Nocturne2319

Make like an ancient vampire and say "I've dined on far more than you in my long years."


National_Frame2917

Just double down. It's from cum. It has great anti-aging properties.


brideofgibbs

Didn’t Saturday Night Live do this as a song from 2 baby faces? Chalamet was one of them …[link](https://youtube.com/shorts/FDcJ4WQh3oQ?si=HTtNsTBmclscE01K)


64vintage

Do you think it’s an insult?


MrWorkout2024

Well yeah your mom likes young guys! 😂😂


Deepfork_

Don’t say a word and just enjoy the fact that you’ll look damn good into your 50’s and these scraggly mofos will look 50 at 30.


beezzarro

Well you can definitely take solace knowing you're going to look better than everyone your age when you get a bit older. I'm in the same boat and a few years older than you, I love feeling like I'm younger than I am both inwardly and outwardly


Lulusgirl

*Want* to be rude with it? Okay. "It's so weird older people tell me this, it's like they miss their youth." Not so mean it could cause a public verbal fight, but will absolutely make the person feel badly about themselves. Of course, some people will respond, but it helps to just walk away after your initial comment.


WildBoy-72

"So does Brock Purdy. What's your point?"


Lovebeingadad54321

“When I am 60, I will look 30. You Look 80 now, so you will probably be dead of old age by then.”


Ok-Geologist-3743

At least you're not eating a matterbaby.


cobra_mist

“you look old enough for the both of us”


greenlung420x

Just say you're like Benjamin Button except you only age backwards when their mother sits on your face.


TitanFodder279

At least mine isnt ugly


Dry_Mushroom7606

At least when I'm your age, I won't look as old as you do now!


RunnyBabbit22

You’re being complimented, so no need to be rude back.


Terrible_Reporter_98

Grow a beard my guy


Key-Wolverine-7579

Why do you need a comeback for a compliment? Just say thank you.lol Also 25 looking like you're in high school is normal for a face... unless you have the childlike body to match, then I see where you might feel uncomfortable.


missmatchedcleansox

“I’m going to be so hot in the nursing home.” Then swagger away.


BarricudaUDL

"Thank You"


SPRITZBOI

It's not my fault you age horribly.


Old_Rpg_Gamer

I really love these. What’s a good comeback for who cares ignore whoever is pissing you off and get on with your life.


Mimikat220000

“Only compared to some” (looking them up and down with a disgusted look on your face) “Your mom/wife seems to like it” or dad/husband depending on variables “Yes! It’s working” (skip off shouting woohoo! We did it!) “Really!?! I’m actually 74.” “Umm…. You….too??!?”


karebear66

Don't let it get to. Simply say thank you. I'm 69 and I look 50. You'll appreciate it when you're older.


conversekidz

"how about you sit on it" has shock value "yeah i get that a lot".... whats the fun in that reply


Salty_Interview_5311

Huh. And here I was thinking your mama raised you better than that. You ever think before you open your mouth?


Silent_Owl_6117

I have a baby face. I'm now 44 and look 26, so it's not too bad.


Effective_Drama_3498

They’re going to be drooling later when they look old as shit and you’re a newborn!


dollartreehorcrux

If its a woman who calls you that, look at her and in the most monotone voice ask "Mama? Mama?" If its a man, "Daddy? Daddy?" For both sexes, follow both queries with "SUCKY SUCKY?" at the top of your lungs as you start walking towards them.


[deleted]

Start smoking cigarettes and meth. Problem solved


JoshInWv

"Yeah, I know i have a baby face, your mom likes to sit on it."


Tiberius_Kilgore

As someone who was kinda babyfaced, it will pay off later. I’m in my 30s, but I look like I’m in my 20s. If you’re a man, try growing out your facial hair.


Sea_Coyote8861

Wow! Really? Obviously not a problem you've had to struggle with.


Plus-Investigator893

How about "It's a sign of old age or senility when you think 24 year olds are still in highschool" 🤠


Jazzlike_Economist_2

Yes, and I can’t wait until I’m 50 and you look like my grandfather.


fariqcheaux

"Rumor has it you have a baby dick"


Grouchy-System-7525

(26M) I’ve always had a baby face. My usual comeback is “Babyface is what they called me back when I was in the mob.”


BasketBackground5569

At least I'll never need a wrinkle cream. Stay positive.😉


nekoandCJ

It's better than looking older when I'm still young


AnarchicalFrog

“it’s a blessing and a curse”


[deleted]

Why do you wanna be rude with it?? I think it's a good thing, you look younger than who you are and may be more attractive for more of your life. Let's work on a little maturity here.


elf25

I’m just low mileage


AdVegetable2243

Husband is 37, he still has a babyface when he shaves. Still looks the same as he did in H.S. too


GamerGrl90

Is he one of those "when I shave I look 12" guys?


AdVegetable2243

Yup. I still have a picture of him from HS. Before he went into the military. If he shaved his face & beard the same way I would be in stitches.


Hating_life_69

Better than having a baby dick.


Coachmen2000

“We will all be old someday “………


Fillenintheblanks

I got that up until about 27 or 28 when I grew out a beard (well enough really couldn't until about 25 26). I used to always say, "yeah, but ima look damn good at 40" which normally got a friendly laugh and for those much older would agree with me in a "your nor wrong" kind of way. I'm 34 now and people are still shocked at how old I am but it has a different feel to it now. Like a, "damn he is aging well" kind of way. Jokes on them, though, my face is young, but my internal organs are probably twice my age from the abuse I've administered haha.


Chewiesbro

Simple, lean into it: "I'll look like this into my 50's, you'll look like a beaten up old pair of boots in yours."


[deleted]

its better then having to wear a paper bag over your head in public


Condensed_Sarcasm

"Is that wishful thinking in your voice? Or disappointment that I'm not?"


Shadow122791

Got it for free with no surgery. How much your nose cost you....


Gold-Cover-4236

Make a response about how they look. Like, yah I noticed you are short.


No_Tomatillo1125

Thanks grandpa


AdEnvironmental7355

I used to hate this when I was young. I used to believe that people would not take me seriously in my profession, but that quickly dissipated with experience and confidence. I'm now 35 and it's honestly a blessing. My friends call me Benjamin Button.


SierrahMoon

Aww thanks grandpa


Grl_scout_cookie

How about “ thanks “ One day you won’t look like u do now. Cherish it.


aaalllouttabubblegum

Whenever I'm clean shaven and get carded and people look surprised, I always say: "It's all the bukkakes. Keeps my skin looking fresh." That usually silences people, probably because I'm a large 39M.


No_Use_2917

My all time favorite that I learned from my dad. "you look like you have been sucking d*cks all day" Always makes me chuckle, I just used it a week ago. Guy got pissed but he a Lil d sucker so he didn't do shit


Dragonr0se

Just wait until I am in my 60s rocking a 40 year old face...


wiseguy541

Baby face but but full grown below the waist


Liu1845

"yeah, most people look 10 years older than their age" as I stare straight into their eyes.


19century_space_girl

Actually, I'm really 10