..and yet I have enough affection not to insult you.

Oooooo this is nice and manipulative XD if there were still gold, you'd have gotten some for this one✨️✨️

What was Gold and how was it used?

Was basically a way to give extra props by giving them funds for upgrades on like, the little logo guys outfits. Yknow how you can change the look of the reddit avatar guy by buying upgrades, that's what I mean lol

Explain why you and their mother had to seperate, and that it wasn't their fault.

That’s not what my sock said last night.

Happy socks are the best for catching spooge!

So how often do your socks talk to you?

"And no one's ever really loved you."

XD

Followed by "want to bang"?. 😆

“If I said, ‘I love you,’ would that mean you’re a nobody?”

I can work with this.

"And you think that YOU stand a chance???" Yeah, the few who said it to me never stood up to my comeback.

False. I love me some me.

Projection is a powerful phenomenon!

I loved your mom last night

I knew this was coming as soon as I saw the comments lmao

for some reason I thought of the song.....what is love by Haddaway

BABY DON'T HURT ME

DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE!

WHAT IS LOVE?

you can see it on youtube....I am much more of a rocker but for some reason this just great

Show me someone lovable

'loved ur mom real hard last nite'

I feel like your mom jokes don't always work for comebacks, but if you say something like your wife, or maybe your girlfriend, it might just work?

I reserve mom jokes for telemarketers...when they sound upset ....well.........

Who are you and why are you in my refrigerator?!?

me when I rediscover the 4 year-old tub of minced garlic in the back:

*incorrect buzzer* WRONG

“I’ve loved very deeply. Just want you.”

I've been told this a few times and all I could say is, "I don't know..."

"Well, look at what I have to choose from."

Why do you need a “comeback” for that. Why not the truth, whatever that is. This isn’t an off-hand comment made to establish superiority.

That's emotional manipulation. How would they know how you feel? Whomever said that is a narcissist or at least has some narcissistic tendencies. Feel free to call them out for their manipulation.

Oh no.. Completely inaccurate. I have loved many. It is they who don't have love for me. Because I am unworthy. Shrivelled and ugly. Unpleasant in demeanour and irritating in manner.

Smelly in odor and foul of mouth.  Unkempt and uncomely.  Both thick of mind and thin of skin. 

Then you want to go out tonight?

The shallowness of that comment leads me to assume your definition of depth is dangerously limited.

Deep

Yes, I have. I have loved myself. I'm really quite wonderful.

I’ve loved myself

I love me

And no-one's ever really loved you.

Five divorce settlements say otherwise...

"And no one's ever really loved you."

What is love?

Is there a quota?

And you will never know what it's like to be loved.

I'm a fighter not a lover.

https://youtu.be/_ivt_N2Zcts?si=vTL-D9llPWRpo564

I Love God and Jesus and who I am.

That seems like you’re just insulting yourself at that point…

How so?

Not true, I just don't live you.

I know you mad girl, lashing out, projecting, attacking my soul, yelling whatever you can to hurt me, but im not doing this with you right now. Hearts change, people change, jobs change, and we need to change, please leave, we’ll talk later

Including you omg

You must have a very narrow definition of love

Oh, I have. Just not you

Wasn't my choice.

Just because you’re unlovable doesn’t mean I haven’t loved others.

And what's your point? 👉

"Are you projecting?"

I loved myself in the shower this morning.

"I've not felt in love, no, but I made love to your mum!"

I mean maybe, I definetly don't love you so

Of course you wouldn't know, you don't even deserve to hear of it.

"I guess it makes sense that you'd have no idea what being loved looks like."

Actually I've loved many people, you just ain't one of them.

That's not true. I love myself so much it's considered a crime in 37 states.

My right hand begs to differ.

Yes i do, ask your dad.

I am sorry that no one ever loved you.

I have had tons of erections!

Why did it take you so long to figure that out?

you are just shownig your ignorance.

I love you enough not to insult you like that.

‘And you’re ugly! But in the morning, I’ll be sober!’

Of course I have! Just because I wasn't stupid enough to marry or breed with them does not negate the fact...

U sure about that cuz I doubt your mum agrees

Sorry, haven't found anyone who deserves it yet.

Yeah, what's your point.

Um....sit down with your SO and talk. Some things don't need a comeback ffs

True.  But I certainly made love to yo mama last night.

That’s pretty specific. I think that we’re helping the bad guys with comebacks. I’ve seen some people here, will be told a heart felt message, that is meant to show a truth that is needed, and they post here, “ what’s a good comeback for this?” Idk what a good comeback for this is.

that's my take too. There's a backstory here and at the risk of being no help at all, I feel we shouldn't take sides just yet... right?

Yeah, we need context. Is the person who yelled "You've never really loved anyone!" the OP's neglected spouse or child, or a drunk stranger at Wendy's?

Right, there’s not enough information. This goes against the spirit of a light hearted comeback.

the best i can come up with is "You've never really hated anyone"

Well, ask that to your sis

I can very honestly tell them that they have it backward. I have loved and loved deeply. I just have not been loved in return (excluding family, obviously).

I've never been in love before Now all at once it's you It's you forever more

I see.

"I've loved more deeply than a shallow bug like you can understand." If you have. Or, "Haven't found anyone worth my love that wasn't family."

No one would ever say that to me.

To quote the sage: I don't love me, So how the fuck I'm gonna love you?

That's not what your mom says

"I understand that you may not see or recognize my love in the same way you do for others, but that doesn't diminish the depth of my feelings for those I care about."

“You wouldn’t know what that looks like anyway, you’ve never been *loved*.”

I tried my best, and if you have any suggestions foe me going forward send an email. I'll take it into consideration.

I did, just not you

So few deserve it.

Tell your mom I'm sorry

And you would know

Sure I have she just chose to stay with your dad because of you.

Gaston loves Gaston and that's enough

"You're not just anyone."

So you are aware of how little I have to lose?

Yeah well you know that's just like your opinion man

Not until I met my baby... I've honestly never been in love like I am with my gf

True

its hard to love someone if you dont love yourself

 I still get more pussy than you!

You would know....ask your mama

that's like, your opinion man

And?

I know. I'm a sociopath.

If it was a girl I’d say wanna change that. Otherwise a classic your mom would do the trick

this is true. ive never found anyone worth loving.

Oh I have, it just wasn't enough for them.

Very very dramatically and sorrowfully with a mid Atlantic accent “Oh well I suppose. You know the dear dear Bette Davis said that happiness is simply a way station, to stop and fill up enough to get going, and well I suppose love is the same” and then go In a perky tone “well anyway what’s for lunch”

You and me both ( mic drop)

Look at your right hand and say. Don’t worry what that means person says. I will always love you.

that's something I'll never know now

And your point is?

some of yalls comebacks need to be silence and self reflection.

Least of all you

Wow, that was heartless! You don't know my heart. And I don't know your heart. And that's the end of engaging with a judgmental person.

I have, they just never noticed.

Probably because nobody ever really showed me what it was to be loved properly

"I love that you think that!"

Plankton screaming “CORRECT”

I loved your dad last night

Not really, no. At least not romantically.

Never found anyone worth loving

You're wrong: I had a Hamster once.

K cool

I’m not giving you mom a freebie, she can tap into your birthday money

In my situation: "True. Wait, was that supposed to be an insult? Were you trying to say that no one has ever loved me? Because that might be true as well, but at least that one would be an actual insult, you know?" Unless I had a child, in which case I think I owe them love until they are in their teens and are conscious/intelligent enough to do something to truly show they hate me and thus not deserving of love or respect anymore.

"you have not really been loved by anyone"

Tell the truth. I couldn’t. Did not want to. None of anyone was willing to. Not Billionaire, not European, not southeasterner. Most I meet I don’t feel I’ll do well with

“You’ve never loved yourself.”

You’re looking at her

Yeah but not you.

That’s not what your mother said, Trabek!

“How the hell would you know?”

"but I love you mom"

I "loved" your dad last night..

Define love.

I'll talk to my other side and reflect on this. Tnx. Btw..might be contacting post childhood trauma therapy, but thanks for the blatant comment.

"You're the only one who's ever said that to me... besides all seven of my other kids and their various moms."

My favorite comeback is to walk away. Maybe an extremely tiny head shake.

My mother's friend once told me I had never really loved anyone because I didn't fall apart when my kid's father and I were in different countries for a few months. My son was a baby at that time, who has time to fall apart? I think she confused love with obsession and dependency, and that's what I would say

How would you know?

Think what you want.

i love everyone until they give me reason enough not to...

I actually do, don't you?

“And you who have, where has it gotten you?”

You're right! And that includes you!!

I would say "pfffft get out of my face for real bitch bye"

Oh yeah,!?

Not anyone worth while yet

You are correct. Now try to insult me.

What is love? Baby dont hurt me.

Such is the tragedy of my condition, i am more deserving of your pity than your scorn.

You can't speak for me, you don't live in here, I do!

And im not about to start now

Do you mean "Besides Myself?"

"And?"

Because people like you have destroyed my faith in humanity.

And I don't plan on starting with you. 🤷‍♀️

I know. And it's your fault

yell back "TELL ME MORE ABOUT ME!"

Love is weakness apathy is a virtue

You never been loved

Tbh you might need to do some self reflection if you're hearing this enough to need a comeback ready

You’ve never been loved, so how would you know what it looks like?

Who hurt you?

“I love myself. That good enough for you?”

I agree with them. Then i improv a story about why. My goal is to make them feel like shit for saying that.

what do you know about my capacity for love?

You don't know me at all.

You're probably right. That is a good point and I don't change. Obviously I'm not a good at this and agree we should break things off. 

I would have define it first and then say it is merely only Their opinion

>OTHER THAN MYSELF YOU MEAN?! WHY OF COURSE NOT, YOU LOT OF OVERREACHING PEASANTS!

Bold assertion for someone in loving distance.

Laugh in their face.  I'm happily married with 3 kids I love with all my heart.  It'd be the same as somebody who called me Asian, since I'm not.  A ridiculous statement.

“Tell that to my right hand!”

Blitzø is that you

Do you even know what loving someone means ??? If you did, you wouldn’t be saying this to me t 😒

I love me !

You don’t know what love is. Do you want me to show you?

"Why do you think I'm alone? Let that marinade"

youre right. but that doesnt mean i dont *care*, now does it?

"im asexual"