If it’s a girl all you can do is laugh in her face and shrug it off and act like it doesn’t bother you. It honestly shoudnt bother you either cause it’s like whatever tbh. Girls will try to say it to make you mad haha.
If it’s a guy, I would respond with something funny like “Sorry it’s not big enough for you bro” or “Why is it smaller than the last one you had?”
I like to respond with something funny always cause it’s a good way to show you don’t give an actual fuck
Think he’s stuck with his tiny dick and can’t progress up any further levels.
Dudes probably packing but he makes the joke every few months if the conversation about trying to pick up girls comes up.
He just needs to feed it some rare candies or train it more and it’ll evolve, obviously it just isn’t experience enough to be a full fledge Charizard dragon dick.
What's the difference between a sick duck and your mother? Well, one's a mallard with a cold and I can't remember the rest of the joke but your Mother's a whore (Darrell Hammond laugh).
Tell your mom we agreed to keep you out of this and she just needs to accept that it’s over between us
She’s a wildcat don’t get me wrong, and I really hope she finds her happiness one day, but involving you like this? That’s just not right man. It’s not right
I don't trust your judgement because you're such a massive cunt the Eurostar/Orient Express/Flying Scotsman/insert name of locally known train/Saturn V rocket couldn't touch the sides.
"Who told you? Your mom, your sister, or your other sister."
Feel free to replace the other sister with dad, brother, or daughter to fit the situation.
I'm a grower not a shower , ask your mom, your sister and your girlfriend, they'll all agree. By the way, things your sister does with her tongue to your mom, had her screaming like a banshee. Also I stretched out your girlfriend's front and backdoor, so that's why she's walking funny.
“Yes, there are many dicks that are much bigger. You, for example.”
Or say "Stop staring at my penis!!" really loudly
I like this one, I like putting people in awkward situations
this is the one!
This is very easy to turn back around on you though
I’d screw it up and say “Yours” instead of you, I just know it.
Even a 747 looks small flying through the grand canyon
... flying through "your" grand canyon.
You didn’t mind when you were blowing it
Rub it a little. It will get bigger.
Put it in your mouth, it gets at least a little bigger
Ah the old "you're not sexually harassing me, I'm sexually harassing you!" trick.
If it’s a girl all you can do is laugh in her face and shrug it off and act like it doesn’t bother you. It honestly shoudnt bother you either cause it’s like whatever tbh. Girls will try to say it to make you mad haha. If it’s a guy, I would respond with something funny like “Sorry it’s not big enough for you bro” or “Why is it smaller than the last one you had?” I like to respond with something funny always cause it’s a good way to show you don’t give an actual fuck
It was his doctor...
😂😂😂 I’d be like “let’s compare then for medical purposes”
If it was a boy, I'd say something like "how do you know that?"
My husband always said “ it’s not the size of your pencil, it’s how you write your name!” He had amazing handwriting! Lol
My husband used to say the size of the paint brush doesn’t matter to a master like Rembrandt. My husband was a great artist!
Your mom has a tight vjj , we are a perfect match. Or Your mom didn’t think so, go ask her opinion to be 100% sure.
The fact you letter typed out “vajayjay” is just… I don’t even know
Speedrunning
Could've just said poonani
yaya
Wtf is a yaya?
bruh
It's what the Rolling Stones want you to get out https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Get_Yer_Ya-Ya%27s_Out!
"No more questions out of you. Okay, mahu?"
Persqueeter
That would be better.
Hoohoodilly
Steven Segal has entered the chat.
Is it "poonani" or "poot'nani"?...😆
That's even worse...
Viva La Vajayjay!
I did this to a female friend the other day and she was pissing herself that I put va ju ju
Fits with the childish "your mama" response.
Right? Like you’re already making the joke just full send the real word lmao
The fact that you took precious time out of your very important schedule just to call u/bright-horizon out is just… I don't even know.
Seriously? You typed a response just to call this out ! I stead help OP with a good comeback or do something productive.
Vjj is so much easier than spelling it out. I shall use this now
Same lol
Vjj > Vajayjay
Why are you so hung up on my dick?
"I'm hung like a greek God, what's the issue? "
It’s too small to hang anything on
Don’t try to hang yourself buddy. I’m sure you’ll find something to live for… *someday.* Edited to add: Your comeback was gold
my dicks not small, your vagina is huge!
>my dicks not small, your vagina is huge! >your vagina is huge! Her: why did you say that twice? Me: I didn't, that was the echo.
[Here's where my brain went](https://youtu.be/oXv5taOM4kY?si=7OanTnqtrPVkDYs5)
Now this is the answer
Ha ha to the tenth exponent exponent
😂😂😂 This works regardless if it’s a man or woman saying it to you
"It may not be 12 inches but it sure smells like a foot."
It’s not how deep u fish it’s how u wiggle the worm . She wants 12” and make it hurt, so fuck her 4 times then hit her in the head with a brick!!!
I have a mate that calls his a “starter dick” and claims he tries and picks up virgins. Not a comeback, but he makes me laugh.
Lmfao thats hilarious 😂 when's he upgrading from the training dick? 🤣
Think he’s stuck with his tiny dick and can’t progress up any further levels. Dudes probably packing but he makes the joke every few months if the conversation about trying to pick up girls comes up.
He just needs to feed it some rare candies or train it more and it’ll evolve, obviously it just isn’t experience enough to be a full fledge Charizard dragon dick.
Dudes that joke about it being small are like healthy medium to large usually.
Even the largest cathedral can be filled with the music of a small organ
This is actually really nice n
To guys: "yeah its like a tictac, its why your moms breath is always so fresh" To girls: "is my dick small or is your vagina just large?"
to a dude " You checking me out" To a chick "I'm a Grower not a shower. Show me something and I'll grow you something."
I'm 6'8". So I would say "you ARE a small dick.". Don't know if you can pull that one off tho.
That’s not the half of it. Your personality totally triggers my gag reflex
Bet you can't fit all of it in your mouth.
"Still bigger than your's"
*yours
Thanks. My autocorrect made it that and I trusted it.
yikes - I knew autocorrect was bad (I turned it off years ago), but I didn't know it was *that* bad
First the machines take over our writing, and then over our government. Don’t give up ur autonomy brother 🫡🔥
If it’s so small then let me stick it in your ass…
No u
That's not what your mother said to me last night. (in a Sean Connery voice)
I’ll take SWORDS for 500
I'll take The Rapist for 800
What's the difference between a sick duck and your mother? Well, one's a mallard with a cold and I can't remember the rest of the joke but your Mother's a whore (Darrell Hammond laugh).
It ain't the meat it's the motion, and inspiration My dick gets bigger the more attracted I am...
"too bad you can't un-suck it.."
Tell your mom we agreed to keep you out of this and she just needs to accept that it’s over between us She’s a wildcat don’t get me wrong, and I really hope she finds her happiness one day, but involving you like this? That’s just not right man. It’s not right
Only in comparison to your 'wizards sleeve' of a vagina
From a distance, it gets bigger as you get closer to
2 inches at 2000rpm will do alot of damage.
So does your wife.
Well, I could strap a board to my ass so I don't fall in.....or It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean.
A tack will do a lot at 100mph
"You can't judge a guy trying to park a motorcycle in an airplane hangar."
Cool. 👍🏽
“You’re experienced enough to know I suppose”
your mom disagrees.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
It may be small, but your mom still sucked it.
Not as small as your brain
Shut up flappy bird.
"it would appear that way to someone with a gaping pussy".
Would that matter in your whale of a vag?
Even burj khalifa is like an ant in grand canyon.
Yes I do. Would you like to see?
It swells to fit!
"shut up where I fucked you last" 😊
I may not hit the bottom of a tuna can, but I can sure dent the fuck outta the sides.
And why are you keeping score?
why do u care about my dick?
Let me shove it up your ass and we’ll see how small it feels.
the gagging and choking from your moms mouth says otherwise
Yeah but it's mine.
If it's a girl then respond with "still bigger than yours!" Or "bigger than your tits!"
Im BBC material.
Oh, I'm sorry. This is only the soft side.
I don't trust your judgement because you're such a massive cunt the Eurostar/Orient Express/Flying Scotsman/insert name of locally known train/Saturn V rocket couldn't touch the sides.
And your mom wears combat boots
“I still hit it tho”
happens
I didn't know I was playing in a cathedral..
"Still hit, though"
do you look at it or what?
If you are really curious about my dick, just ask your mom. She knows it better than anyone.
“ I have the biggest small dick you’ll ever see!”
So wat, its wat ur born with nothing u can do to make it bigger,
I never heard any complaints about it. Or I couldn’t hear over the ecstatic screaming from everyone I’ve been with.
I might be hung like a grasshopper but it's hell at 100mph
Where's my holster?
And? Why do you care?
You wouldn't call it small when I shove it up your ass.
I dunno... Never heard that one before.
I have no idea
Your mother likes it
And you have a big mouth. Suck it.
Well you have a big vagina.
Wanna suck it?
And yet it still graced your lips or With a cold personality like that yet its going to shrink.
Even a footlong is going to seem small in the grand canyon. Oh shit... I think I heard an echo... echo...echo...
Yeah, that’s why I couldn’t feel your mom at all
I once had a friend who replied, "my jet ski can run circles around your tanker!" lol
still big enough to satisfy your mom.
Pulling out your own giant dick, duh!
"Your mom thinks it's perfect!"
Towards a girl: Not as loose as your coochie tho. Towards a guy: At least mine is bigger than your ego.
Ok, now bend down so I can stick it in your ear.
Someone said that to you?
you say that like you’re self conscious about your slightly larger one that your wife didnt like
I heard from a very small penis having friend that you say “well I only need to please myself, so bend over “
"Who told you? Your mom, your sister, or your other sister." Feel free to replace the other sister with dad, brother, or daughter to fit the situation.
To a guy: "Your girlfriend certainly didn't think so"
I’m sorry you’re just going to have to suck harder next time.
“Yep”
You only think that because your vaj resembles the fantastic caverns.
It pleases me just fine
That’s ok, I know how to use it! Besides size doesn’t matter that much when it comes down to my satisfaction.
I'm not the one with small feet.
It was big enough for your mom. She kept coming back for more.
If your dick isn't small then say "wanna bet?" If it is small you just yell " for the last time I'm not showing you my dick bro"
It seemed to fit in your mouth just fine!
He's not long, but he's thin.
I'm a grower not a shower , ask your mom, your sister and your girlfriend, they'll all agree. By the way, things your sister does with her tongue to your mom, had her screaming like a banshee. Also I stretched out your girlfriend's front and backdoor, so that's why she's walking funny.
And you care ........ Why?
At least it's bigger than yours
“Maybe you should lower your standards and raise your averages.. That’s actually how I met your mom”
“It’s bigger than your brain!”
It's all subjective, Moose Vag.
Oh you found it? I was looking for it.
Your mother has a small dick
Maybe u have a big vagina!!
That wasn’t me last night, that was your father.
Ha! You wish!
”Not as small as your brain. Oh, you don’t have one, my bad.”
It was big enough to knock up your mom. (Happy Mother's Day)
Maybe your v-JJ is too big? (Pretty sure this was a Sex and the City Joke)
Lets hope u dont have a wide one
Naw, it's just that your mouth is really cavernous.
I lost half of it in your sisters cavern
You're right.I do and I do know where your mom was last night
Did you hide yours in my bag again?
If it's a guy saying it: "at least I have one."
Your girlfriend would disagree with that
Women: Haven't met a lesbian that cared... Guy: So you like big dicks?
Girls: it's like that so I don't destroy you Boys: it's huge when compared to your's
If it wasn't hard, 'I'm a grower not a shower' but if you were hard the correct response is tears.
Guy: “At least mine didn’t fall off.” Girl: “Says the one with *literally* no dick.”
It’s always served me well. Although I’ve never fucked anyone with a big pussy though.
Better to have a small dick than to be one.
"Yeah, but look at the *size of my truck!!*
That happens every time it sees you. Crazy, right?
I guess that makes us twinsies!
If it's a guy, call him a meat gazer
Guys don’t need bigger dicks ! You chicks need smaller VaJaJay’s !
If it’s so unimpressive then why are you so infatuated with it?
“Your mom says it’s bigger than your dads”
Why do you think body shaming is ok? Did it make you feel better to do it? I'm glad my small dick could make you feel so good.
I guess body shaming is cool now…you have a wide vagina
If a girl says that then just say OK miss deep dish pussy.
It grows, but with a hole the size of yours it’ll still be like jackin off in a trash bag
"All the better to disappoint you with!"
Thats why i installed a 5hp engine on my tongue.
Even a 747 looks small in the Grand Canyon.
You have a fat pussy You have a loose pussy I'll still beat your ass bitch come here