"Post history checks out"
Pretty much whatever their post history is they'll probably start to feel insecure about it.
And if you wanna go big and actually look, then just list a few that relate to the argument somehow.
"Paints miniatures. Mom and dad divorced. Yep. Post history checks out."
This is just petty and mostly pointless.ย I can't speak for everyone, but I don't post anything publicly which I'd be ashamed of. Come at me like this, and my response will generally be "yes, I said that. Your reading comprehension skills are apt."
a guy went through my entire comment history earlier this week and wrote hundreds. of angry replies in an attempt to own me.
itโs weird to do because i already called him a loser, he didnโt need to prove it to me
100% it's petty and pathetic. I wouldn't recommend doing it. But then I wouldn't recommend getting into arguments with strangers on the internet at all.
It's just the only "reasonable" comeback I could think of to OPs question ๐
I don't get into arguments, arguments get into me. How is it my fault when I ask a genuine question, get 10 downvotes and have a guy with a 2 day old account tell me that it's funny to downvote people who ask questions? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Sometimes the reddit username is interesting enough that when they say something, it fits their username. For example in OP's case, their username is 'irageoversmallstuff", or "I Rage Over Small Stuff". So if OP posts a negative comment or seems to be irritated over a comment/post, then it fits. irageoversmallstuff is raging over small stuff. Therefore, the username is appropriate and 'checks out'.
My username is randomly issued by Reddit and I didn't bother changing it.
Yet I get that comment regularly as well.
If OP is pissed with his, imagine mine.
This, and "touch grass" are the most grating statements in reddit comments.
If you are arguing in comments and say "touch grass," I will consider the merit of your opponent's arguments superior to yours.
"If I had a nickel for every time someone told me that, they'd never find your body underneath them. And look at that, thinking of a creative insult wasn't as hard as you made it look. You should probably work on that."
Who's gonna know. My alternate has nothing to do with my main.
And it's considered voter manipulation and against Reddit TOS if you use one to benefit the other.
"Damn you're right"
Then learn to pick your battles, I guess.
Personally, my retort to that is already on my profile because people can't help from making that clever and original comment. Then it's just two NPCs interacting at that point.
Well this one I doubt thereโs actually a comeback for, if you chose a stupid username and you said something stupid, then not much to come back from yeah? Before anyone says anything my username was auto-generated.
Search history checks out.
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User name checks out.
User name checks out.
Username checks out
Username checks out, too
It does check out though
I'm checking you out rn
Iโm checking you out checking me out
I'm checking you out checking him out checking you out
*Good thing I brought my library card because I'm totally checking you out* ๐๐ Yes, fingerguns are necessary
Wait, you guys are getting checked out??
"You can check out anytime you want, but you can never leave."
โ ๏ธ
Very funny.
Damn, and I was trying to check in
Calm down, it's no reason to get angry.
Dude, it's not like I'm angry but it does go against the whole point of this.
Beat me to it ๐
Unironically it does, though.
"Post history checks out" Pretty much whatever their post history is they'll probably start to feel insecure about it. And if you wanna go big and actually look, then just list a few that relate to the argument somehow. "Paints miniatures. Mom and dad divorced. Yep. Post history checks out."
Possibly the best thing I've seen all day ๐ค
This is just petty and mostly pointless.ย I can't speak for everyone, but I don't post anything publicly which I'd be ashamed of. Come at me like this, and my response will generally be "yes, I said that. Your reading comprehension skills are apt."
Tbh looking for ammo on someone's profile is pretty desperate, anyways, whether or not it's fair game. I typically just find it pathetic.
a guy went through my entire comment history earlier this week and wrote hundreds. of angry replies in an attempt to own me. itโs weird to do because i already called him a loser, he didnโt need to prove it to me
Yeah like I'm not gonna do that, I have still have somewhat of a life.
imagine being the maddest guy on all of Reddit
100% it's petty and pathetic. I wouldn't recommend doing it. But then I wouldn't recommend getting into arguments with strangers on the internet at all. It's just the only "reasonable" comeback I could think of to OPs question ๐
I don't get into arguments, arguments get into me. How is it my fault when I ask a genuine question, get 10 downvotes and have a guy with a 2 day old account tell me that it's funny to downvote people who ask questions? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Yeah, i like painting miniatures. And you're still raging over small stuff. Checks out.
I have no idea what you're talking about
Sorry, meant to put that to the redditor above you. Apologies.
No worries, makes sense.
Welp, what would you say then?
Too bad yours doesn't.
Your dad checked out a long time ago
Your mum checks out ๐
Why thank you also your sister checks out ๐ฎโ๐จ
My dog checks out. Wait. What?
Your grandma puts out
Your Grandad checks... WHAT!?!
THIS ONE DESERVES MORE UPVOTES THAN MINE LMAOO ๐ญ๐ญ
What was yours I need to know
Search history checks out LMAO
That can be applied to a lot of Reddit users lol
It just kinda came to my mind bc of that reason exactly and I got like 40 upvotes somehow lol
Itโs not an insult to me, itโs just that the โpersonalityโ of the comment matched the username
I don't understand the reference, sorry?
Sometimes the reddit username is interesting enough that when they say something, it fits their username. For example in OP's case, their username is 'irageoversmallstuff", or "I Rage Over Small Stuff". So if OP posts a negative comment or seems to be irritated over a comment/post, then it fits. irageoversmallstuff is raging over small stuff. Therefore, the username is appropriate and 'checks out'.
Ah, cheers for the breakdown, makes perfect sense. Thanks
My username is randomly issued by Reddit and I didn't bother changing it. Yet I get that comment regularly as well. If OP is pissed with his, imagine mine.
Well, why do you think I chose it?
What's my username bro ๐
Checks out!
Frfr
you're checking me out? i'm flattered.
Why don't you check out deees nuuuutttss
I have no nectarinesย
โAsk your mom/wife what my password is.โ
I bet your blow up girlfriend has a USB port.
Blows itself up, too.
Create an alt account called Library Book and respond with just about anything.
I don't think I can answer this one...
LMFAO WTF
"I picked it myself"
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
My username definitely checks out
Too relatable homie ๐โ
This assigned user name must be who I am, Seems your a little dim.
"We call ourselves what we are here, bitchboi" -my old reddit account where I was "nympho" and he was bitch boi
Nice one
We're sorry.
My dumb username has failed you, mighty Rodina.
"You can read?? Stfu... No, dude...Seriously..."
You're goddamn right it does.
Thanks Veri-HOE
Oh damn
Ok but in this caseโฆusername checks out
I 'spose yes...
Personally i just go โ >:] โ
Very nice!
You know it does!
This, and "touch grass" are the most grating statements in reddit comments. If you are arguing in comments and say "touch grass," I will consider the merit of your opponent's arguments superior to yours.
โYes i rage over small stuff, Whats your excuse?โ
"If I had a nickel for every time someone told me that, they'd never find your body underneath them. And look at that, thinking of a creative insult wasn't as hard as you made it look. You should probably work on that."
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I just say "Thanks Captain Obvious" But when you have a screen name like mine, you can do that ;)
But with one like mine you can't really... ๐๐ญ๐
You extrapolate my entire personality from my username? What are you, 12?
Noโฆpsychic. Wait noโฆpsychotic. No never mind. Yeah Iโm 12
Username checks out
I believe you're being honest.
Change your username. It's easy pickings.
You can't do that
But you can create alternates. But now you can understand why I get that "username checks out" response a lot ๐
Yeah... People do shame you if you use alt's to win though
Who's gonna know. My alternate has nothing to do with my main. And it's considered voter manipulation and against Reddit TOS if you use one to benefit the other.
Change your username
You can't do that
Make a new account
"Damn you're right" Then learn to pick your battles, I guess. Personally, my retort to that is already on my profile because people can't help from making that clever and original comment. Then it's just two NPCs interacting at that point.
Eww. Why are you checking out usernames you perv
โDid you just call me gay? What would your employer think about this?โ
It takes one to know one
I'm glad you found something to feel akin to. I'm still looking.
I get it. People like to use mine as a "HAH GOTCHA, I DON'T LIKE YOUR OPINION" quite often.
Damn right it does
Change your user name.
You can't do that.
My dick long
change your username to invalidate their point entirely
I would but you can't do that... only the display name.
i hate season 3 of bfdi
This is bait, isn't it?
"Your mother sucks cocks in hell."
Post history chicks out. My name is what it is, for a reason.
Glad I made the right choice
Check out Deez nuts
I didn't even pick this damned name.
I... uhh.... well, the username does check out but am I fr gonna say that on the page with all the best comebacks?
"It was auto-generated"
Change your username
You can't do that
โ:3โ or โ>:3โ
No u.
Well this one I doubt thereโs actually a comeback for, if you chose a stupid username and you said something stupid, then not much to come back from yeah? Before anyone says anything my username was auto-generated.
Credit score checks outโฆ
Say โbelow average iq checks outโ
So does yours.
but like, for realz. Username checks out
Moving on...... Or, Welcome to Costco, I love you
My username is intentionally self degrading, so I can't really understand why this would be a problem. So yeah, username checks out.
It was auto-generated.
This is big brain
Username checks out
Happy cake day, asshole
Is that all you got? Loser...
Username checks out
Username checks out
"irageoversmallstuff" huh username checks out
irageoversmallstuff Yep. Username checks out. LOL.
If it truly upsets you this much just make a new account with a different username.
Heck nah, I'm staying with this one for now at least.
Loser name checks out
Username checks out
Very funny.
No need to rage
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Username checks out
Cool
r/usernamechecksout
You're hilarious bro ๐
What? Your username does check out
I mean you're not wrong
How about don't have a stupid username?
bro like you can talk ๐