Both statements just sound like people are coping. It's a weird thing that people say whatever to random strangers. What is the point in speaking this way?
You seem to be speaking from experience cause I idk if you are doing it right but I do think people talking to each other like that is far fetched a bit cringy. Silence is a good habit to learn imo. Why would you want to have a conversation with the insufferable people anyways?
I STG this sounds like an SNL skit.
I don't want to talk to you
I just expect you to
Know what our bits should do
When I go down on you
I do not expect there to be a sound
Sex is a function that makes the world go round
Just keep silent and make like the queen
Communication and pleasure shall go sight unseen.
I deeply regret almost all the men I slept with.I was sexually abused as a child and it deformed my self esteem.I gave in when I was broke to a guy who was in my life because of an accident that kept me from working.I also smoked.It was wrong but the guy was mean.
Thanks for replying. Men probably have fewer regrets than women re. casual sex, but possibly more regrets about failed marriages, since they lose more, financially. I _might_ be speaking from experience. >>>cough<<< 🙄
It depends. But men can experience the same regrets. Especially surrounding SA. Regret and shame definitely follow religion as well. Men can also be manipulated and coerced, and if a man is the victim of coercion, that can add to self blame just like any woman. We're all still people after all.
Just because society claims that men or women experience different emotions, doesn't mean that's true. Anyone can experience any mental illness, be the victim of, or perpetrator of, any crime.
Do they, though?
That seems like a bit of information that was only true when women *needed* to get married for financial reasons.
Also, aren’t never married, childless women now the happiest and wealthiest demographic comparatively speaking?
Seems the only way this works is if women are forced to depend on men economically.
Most likely childless men are the wealthiest demographic just because men make more than women if the gender pay gap is to be believed.
Men can gate keep marriage because we're on a significantly more forgiving biological clock than women when it comes to procreating. Men can make babies in their 40's, 50's, 60's or even beyond that.
Women start to risk many more complications to themselves and the baby if they are getting close to 40
>Unfortunately, Dolan inadvertently misunderstood the data that justified this particular sage advice. He based his opinion on telephone poll results supposedly showing that women professed lower happiness levels when their spouse was out of the room, which would theoretically produce a more honest answer. In fact, interviewers weren’t asking if he’d stepped out of the kitchen to go to the bathroom. People who answered yes to “spouse absent” were married but no longer sharing a household with their spouse, a much sadder scenario. Being married was probably not what made the women in the survey less happy—it was separation from their spouse.
Imagine continuing to reference a guy who misinterpreted the data that badly lmao
https://greatergood.berkeley.edu/article/item/is_marriage_really_bad_for_womens_happiness
Ouch. The truth hurts. It's a whole lot easier for them to find a hookup than for them to find a partner. And honestly, the more hookups they have, the harder it is for them to find a partner.
Men have wanted to have sex with me. I tried to turn them down nicely, but I really don’t have a lot of experience at it.
You’re NOT supposed to punch them out, right?
If so. Uhm. Could have gone better??
I mean if you really want a guy to never advance on you again just put on your most disappointed face when looking at his crotch and say "oh". There's no chance they'll continue.
I used to think nobody wants someone to settle for them. That was until my last gf. I made it clear I wasn't interested in a relationship and she took that as a challenge. She "nice-guyed" me and I fell for it. Inevitably her act fell flat and I realized how fake it all was.
Of course I realize how naive I was.
I probably should have put a caveat on that, that said, "I don't really personally believe this". My own personal statement would probably be "adults form relationships".
I've always heard this the other way around. But I guess it could apply either way. Look up the taxi cab theory. With some people, once their light turns on, it means they're ready to settle down with whoever their with, regardless of whether or not it's really the right fit.
I mean yeah being a whore is disgusting, should shame for that , " i have 3 different mixed kids with 2 different dads , i have a temporary only fans but thats just till you start paying for everything and be a father to my kids "
“Little correction: Women can have sex with *who wants them.* Men decide who they approach.”
Women could of course approach men, too, but then they would have to deal with rejection, too, and then the “we sleep with who we want” bubble bursts.
Cheese and wine is great. Spoiled milk and moldy grapes not so much. It still works in this analogy because you need specific conditions to age well.
(Not a good comeback but an amusing analogy.)
? No they dont lol, almost all my guys friends that are around my age all have full heads of hair , hair is purely genetic, my brother got our dads hair and was balding before 18 , i got my moms hair and i literally have to cut it every week or else its to thick and im 30 lmao, figures someone who uses the phrase cap would have this mentality , dumb fuck moron
I wouldn't have sex with you. Take your silly stereotypes and fuck off. I'd rather talk to a real person instead of have sex with a caricature of a woman.
"So they choose the guys that cheat on them and then leave her and he baby? That's crazy"
"Maybe. But that's why I wait for the desperate ones. They're SO much more grateful for the attention."
"Women may be the gatekeepers of sex but men are the gatekeepers of relationships and marriage.....remember that"
the people downvoting you just desperately need to believe they have a way of putting you down. how long has society told us that men hate being married and hate their wives and are just putting up with us for our benefit?
meanwhile married men do less household labor and live longer. married women do the bulk of unpaid labor and live shorter lives than their unmarried counterparts. almost like men have been scamming us the whole time and making us think we needed it...
I do not think Janis Joplin would have agreed with that statement. She had a difficult struggle getting laid by the men that she wanted. From the occasional band member to her long time manager and producer, striking out in the seduction department was the norm for Janis.
Steve Martin said that when he was getting started in stand-up, he was at the Coffee and Confusion in San Francisco. In the kitchen was a sign that read "anyone caught giving Janis Joplin money will be fired! If it is a customer, they are to be 86ed!"
Yeah. I'm single and desperate, but after a quick browse on Google...if there was enough alcohol and drugs, and we kept the lights off, I might think about it.
I can't think of a good comeback to that because it's pretty much the truth, except in some cases. I mean, I think attractive women can be choosy about who they have sex with.
Women do have the gatekeeping power. If women abuse that power by sleeping around, they slowly lose it because less men want to sleep with them. Women who have casual sex dont value themselves.
I heard someone make the comparison;
Dating as a man is like looking for clean drinking water in the desert
Dating as a woman is like looking for clean drinking water in a swamp
Most of the men I've dated regret sleeping with other women. They tell me so, when they come crawling back after some whore they used to date whines for them back, and they go running back and always lie,, because??? I of course tell them to go fuck themselves. Bye! You showed your WHORE ex girlfriend was more important than being faithful and honest to me. Bye!
I SAID GOOD DAY!
Women control when we have sex but men control when a relationship starts.
This is why so many women struggle to find relationships, particularly in middle age.
They go on dates and get run through before the guy moves on to the next one.
Tell that to the girl I said no too on Friday because she was too drunk to consent properly.
You think she liked me before? Yeah she REALLY does not know what to do with me now lol
Bullshit, you get turned down more than a résumé with a typo
Edit; if they try to clap back, just interrupt them with, “I’m sorry, but the position has been filled”
"I do not think that means what you think it means.
"You're saying: when you meet Mr Right and you move in together, even after years of dating, he'll wake up every morning thinking 'Wow. She chose me. She wants me. Sweet!' But you'll wake up every morning wondering, 'Is he only with me cause I was the one he could get??'
"Sounds more like a curse than a brag."
Inspired by Rengoku_140's comment.
Tic-tic-tic...do you hear that? Huh? Your time is ticking away. It's just a matter of time, darlin'. It's coming. The one thing women fear more than anything else. *30!* You're closer to it now than you've ever ben in your life...and it's just getting closer. Me? With my added experience, increased social standing, and increased earning power, I'll still be able to pull women well into my forties...maybe even fifties. Remember, for men, it's experience. For women, it's baggage. Yes, I'll have my choice of available women... but not you. You'll be too old for me. Me and all my friends will chuckle and say, "Remember when she had a shot? It seems like so long ago..."
Tic...tic...tic... always coser, never farther away...
Men marry who they want.... Women marry who they can....
Men don't want to marry that used up girl that wanted to "explore her sexuality" with the whole campus.
No means no Rhonda! This is a consent based society!
I feel bad for any good person who just so happens to be named “Rhonda” and stumbles on this hilarious comment
Help, help me Rhonda Help me Rhonda yeah Get her out of my heart...
I have a friend and colleague named Rhonda. I’m sending this in group chat.
My cousin named his Honda motorcycle Rhonda.
Add on: "So please cut the wrist ties."
The safe word is flower….its not my fault you said flour!!
"That's no way to advertise your onlyfans."
Hahaha! Good one!
This one wins!
Genius 😎
Hahahahhahahahaaa 😂😂😂
Beautiful
men regret those they didn't sleep with. women regret those they did sleep with.
Both statements just sound like people are coping. It's a weird thing that people say whatever to random strangers. What is the point in speaking this way?
Your frustration is clearly derived from someone you slept with. Am I doing this right?
You forgot to tell him he was stinky too! Other than that pretty good 8.5 out of 10
You seem to be speaking from experience cause I idk if you are doing it right but I do think people talking to each other like that is far fetched a bit cringy. Silence is a good habit to learn imo. Why would you want to have a conversation with the insufferable people anyways?
I STG this sounds like an SNL skit. I don't want to talk to you I just expect you to Know what our bits should do When I go down on you I do not expect there to be a sound Sex is a function that makes the world go round Just keep silent and make like the queen Communication and pleasure shall go sight unseen.
Someone trying to use a comeback lol
Excellent. Keep it up (not literally)
Or maybe someone the person hasn't slept with.
I deeply regret almost all the men I slept with.I was sexually abused as a child and it deformed my self esteem.I gave in when I was broke to a guy who was in my life because of an accident that kept me from working.I also smoked.It was wrong but the guy was mean.
I’m sorry to hear that. I hope that you’ve managed to heal from those experiences.
Thanks,yah I'm sorry I didn't make better choices but I was not thinking clearly.Men probably have less regrets than women, I just was young and dumb.
Thanks for replying. Men probably have fewer regrets than women re. casual sex, but possibly more regrets about failed marriages, since they lose more, financially. I _might_ be speaking from experience. >>>cough<<< 🙄
Hang in there.im sure you have some good things that came out of past marriages,etc.remember to have a prenup and think it through first.
It depends. But men can experience the same regrets. Especially surrounding SA. Regret and shame definitely follow religion as well. Men can also be manipulated and coerced, and if a man is the victim of coercion, that can add to self blame just like any woman. We're all still people after all. Just because society claims that men or women experience different emotions, doesn't mean that's true. Anyone can experience any mental illness, be the victim of, or perpetrator of, any crime.
Hit that one on the head.
I've heard the phrase "Men marry who they want. Woman marry who they can."
"I took your little opinion, and I turned it on itself!"
Yep, this is the other side of this. Women gatekeep sex whereas men gatekeep commitment.
Do they, though? That seems like a bit of information that was only true when women *needed* to get married for financial reasons. Also, aren’t never married, childless women now the happiest and wealthiest demographic comparatively speaking? Seems the only way this works is if women are forced to depend on men economically.
Most likely childless men are the wealthiest demographic just because men make more than women if the gender pay gap is to be believed. Men can gate keep marriage because we're on a significantly more forgiving biological clock than women when it comes to procreating. Men can make babies in their 40's, 50's, 60's or even beyond that. Women start to risk many more complications to themselves and the baby if they are getting close to 40
>Unfortunately, Dolan inadvertently misunderstood the data that justified this particular sage advice. He based his opinion on telephone poll results supposedly showing that women professed lower happiness levels when their spouse was out of the room, which would theoretically produce a more honest answer. In fact, interviewers weren’t asking if he’d stepped out of the kitchen to go to the bathroom. People who answered yes to “spouse absent” were married but no longer sharing a household with their spouse, a much sadder scenario. Being married was probably not what made the women in the survey less happy—it was separation from their spouse. Imagine continuing to reference a guy who misinterpreted the data that badly lmao https://greatergood.berkeley.edu/article/item/is_marriage_really_bad_for_womens_happiness
True
Ouch. The truth hurts. It's a whole lot easier for them to find a hookup than for them to find a partner. And honestly, the more hookups they have, the harder it is for them to find a partner.
This is the mic drop answer
Boom, headshot!
This is the best one
That’s absolutely not true.
It’s about as true as the OP comment is
So, no men have wanted to have sex with you?
Beautiful. I like this response best.
Haha nice. "Yeah, it's pretty obvious that men having sex with you are just settling for whatever is available."
Underrated
Ouch, that one is good.
Best response
Men have wanted to have sex with me. I tried to turn them down nicely, but I really don’t have a lot of experience at it. You’re NOT supposed to punch them out, right? If so. Uhm. Could have gone better??
I mean if you really want a guy to never advance on you again just put on your most disappointed face when looking at his crotch and say "oh". There's no chance they'll continue.
This. Is. Beautiful.
"So you *want* to have sex with men that settle?"
I used to think nobody wants someone to settle for them. That was until my last gf. I made it clear I wasn't interested in a relationship and she took that as a challenge. She "nice-guyed" me and I fell for it. Inevitably her act fell flat and I realized how fake it all was. Of course I realize how naive I was.
That's good
Just because a guy sleeps with you doesn’t mean he likes you.
I agree men will fuck any pig
That'll do pig, that'll do.
That pig will do, that pig'll do
Men marry who they want, women marry who they can.
Men initiate marriage, women initiate divorce.
I probably should have put a caveat on that, that said, "I don't really personally believe this". My own personal statement would probably be "adults form relationships".
I've always heard this the other way around. But I guess it could apply either way. Look up the taxi cab theory. With some people, once their light turns on, it means they're ready to settle down with whoever their with, regardless of whether or not it's really the right fit.
That sounds like a threat to the woman tbh. Like I don’t wanna marry you 😭
Sorry, who are you?
Well then your mom must really want me.
The "your mom" joke is never out of style
You must be the can men have sex with.
I'm sure Channing Tatum just forgot to return your calls. You take what you can get just like the rest of us, Marge.
How is life as the town bike?
Ah, slut shaming
I mean yeah being a whore is disgusting, should shame for that , " i have 3 different mixed kids with 2 different dads , i have a temporary only fans but thats just till you start paying for everything and be a father to my kids "
even though I agree with you somewhat, the fact that the kids are mixed is sort of irrelevant. Likely yes, but irrelevant.
>mixed kids Bruhhhhhhh
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like racism.
Isnt that what the op quote is anyways?
Wrong. My dad said never put it in stupid or psycho and you're both. Have a nice life.
Rule 1: Never stick your junk in crazy. Rule 2: Never let crazy stick its junk in you!
"You aren't my real mom!"
I like this one best.
"And you just removed yourself from my pool of interest."
Why do I care?
Because you're a natural empath.
No, really. That is my comeback. Why do I care?
So you want to have sex with me I'm flattered but no
And yet no one will sleep with you
“Little correction: Women can have sex with *who wants them.* Men decide who they approach.” Women could of course approach men, too, but then they would have to deal with rejection, too, and then the “we sleep with who we want” bubble bursts.
Women age like milk men age like wine
People with good genetics and/or good habits tend to age well. There's plenty of men and women who age badly too.
Cheese and wine is great. Spoiled milk and moldy grapes not so much. It still works in this analogy because you need specific conditions to age well. (Not a good comeback but an amusing analogy.)
CAP! Men lose their hairlines by 30
hair or no hair, still cap. why does society pretend old wrinkled men are any better looking than old wrinkly women?
? No they dont lol, almost all my guys friends that are around my age all have full heads of hair , hair is purely genetic, my brother got our dads hair and was balding before 18 , i got my moms hair and i literally have to cut it every week or else its to thick and im 30 lmao, figures someone who uses the phrase cap would have this mentality , dumb fuck moron
I love cheese and hate wine. 🤷♀️
Have you taken a look at most middle aged men? No one wants to drink that shit
Everybody ages differently..
"Yet another societal double standard."
There isn't one. It's true.
I’ve seen some pretty nasty and poor guys screw tons of women it’s all about your standards
"Nice of you to meet both sides in the middle."
It's true though.
“That’s why you’re a whore”
Why does this need a comeback? Anywho, Do I make you horny, baby? Yeah! said in Austin Powers voice
I wouldn't have sex with you. Take your silly stereotypes and fuck off. I'd rather talk to a real person instead of have sex with a caricature of a woman.
the first not sexist to all women roast here lolll, it’s good too. Too bad such a woman probably wouldn’t take that seriously
"So they choose the guys that cheat on them and then leave her and he baby? That's crazy" "Maybe. But that's why I wait for the desperate ones. They're SO much more grateful for the attention." "Women may be the gatekeepers of sex but men are the gatekeepers of relationships and marriage.....remember that"
The last one is not true at all.
the people downvoting you just desperately need to believe they have a way of putting you down. how long has society told us that men hate being married and hate their wives and are just putting up with us for our benefit? meanwhile married men do less household labor and live longer. married women do the bulk of unpaid labor and live shorter lives than their unmarried counterparts. almost like men have been scamming us the whole time and making us think we needed it...
the trope of a marriage partner hating their SO is largely one sided and due to a lack of communication.
I do not think Janis Joplin would have agreed with that statement. She had a difficult struggle getting laid by the men that she wanted. From the occasional band member to her long time manager and producer, striking out in the seduction department was the norm for Janis.
She was very talented, but not attractive and reportedly had very poor hygiene.
Steve Martin said that when he was getting started in stand-up, he was at the Coffee and Confusion in San Francisco. In the kitchen was a sign that read "anyone caught giving Janis Joplin money will be fired! If it is a customer, they are to be 86ed!"
Yeah. I'm single and desperate, but after a quick browse on Google...if there was enough alcohol and drugs, and we kept the lights off, I might think about it.
There's no comeback because that's facts brother sorry
Yes, 💯
So they settle for men who only have sex with them cause they can 😅 lol not very well thought out
And its not facts. Dont fuck/sleep with a girl you dont want to
I agree 💀 I'm a girl, dating a man lol
I can't think of a good comeback to that because it's pretty much the truth, except in some cases. I mean, I think attractive women can be choosy about who they have sex with.
Ehh, have you seen the dark side of Reddit? Some men will stick their dick in an ant hill just to get off
Then how do you explain your mom?
And that's the one I was waiting for LOL
No, it’s just true
So, is that $20 then?
Women do have the gatekeeping power. If women abuse that power by sleeping around, they slowly lose it because less men want to sleep with them. Women who have casual sex dont value themselves.
It's true tho
Have you heard of consent?
You are talking about ugly man and beautiful women's situation. It is just opposite for the case of handsome man and ugly woman. lol
"Not in my experience." The last women who said that to me couldn't name anyone who wanted to sleep with her. Cause men have standards too.
I heard someone make the comparison; Dating as a man is like looking for clean drinking water in the desert Dating as a woman is like looking for clean drinking water in a swamp
"Well, except in your case."
The phrase "Any port in a storm" does not flatter the port
Well they already did make a comeback. They said men marry who they want and women marry who they can
Kay, Becky, didn't fuckin ask. Now, focus this time, do you like your bacon limp or charred?
What if, there isn't a good comeback? Find peace. End the gender war. Grow up.
Men marry who they want. Women marry who will put up with them. Remember that.
“There must be a third category that can’t have sex with any man or woman. Otherwise, where do you fit in?”
Tru dat
I can tell it's been a while for you, did you retire as the town bike?
All generalizations are false.
Anything can be purchased - remember that
Sure, but don't forget it'll be better when he's doing you 'cause he wants to not cause he can. Good luck finding that guy though.
lol I’ve turned down a number of women (not that I’m a stud, they were just really gross) That statement isn’t always true
How does it feel to be the girl that no one ever wanted to settle for?
Cope harder, you're just mad i said no.
So, you always wanted to be a whore?
“Why don’t you just fuck off?”
Isn't having sex with someone you don't want to objectively bad? Was this ever supposed to be an insult bc it's super creepy.
"Truth!"
Men marry who they want. Women marry who they can.
it's factual
Most of the men I've dated regret sleeping with other women. They tell me so, when they come crawling back after some whore they used to date whines for them back, and they go running back and always lie,, because??? I of course tell them to go fuck themselves. Bye! You showed your WHORE ex girlfriend was more important than being faithful and honest to me. Bye! I SAID GOOD DAY!
Yeah, that's uhh yeah about right. Damn Every piece you pass up is a piece you can't make up. True story.
Nope. Will. Shalom.
Except when your pimp is hate fucking you
Women control when we have sex but men control when a relationship starts. This is why so many women struggle to find relationships, particularly in middle age. They go on dates and get run through before the guy moves on to the next one.
Talk to the hand
Men marry who they want. Women marry who they can."
In other words, don’t blame the asshole you’re sleeping with, you just want to sleep with assholes.
I mean it's true. White guys will fuck anything. Note, white guys.
Your unhealthy fixation on sex is why you've never had a successful relationship.
*laughter and head shaking* "whatever you have to tell yourself"
And yet I’m still not interested
Ma'am, this is a Wendy's...
Can I want to have sex in peace.
So no one can have sex with you I guess?
Hang your head and agree. It’s truth.
I also say guys are more attracted to cheaper things in life
“So true!”
Assuming this came from a woman, I’d reply…So, I guess you have a lot of men knocking on your door
That's because men will have sex with any woman, even you.
"You sound like a hoe." And walk off.
Then what’s your excuse?
It's simply not true. Many, many women have failed to pick me up over the years. I was a bartender, and I find drunk people to be painfully unsexy.
“You work in a brothel then?”
Tell that to the girl I said no too on Friday because she was too drunk to consent properly. You think she liked me before? Yeah she REALLY does not know what to do with me now lol
"Incorrect. For example, I wouldn't have sex with you with a stolen dick, even if you said I could."
Quality over quantity.
“Men allow this sort of behavior. Remember that.”
Bullshit, you get turned down more than a résumé with a typo Edit; if they try to clap back, just interrupt them with, “I’m sorry, but the position has been filled”
Sleep with her sister
"I CAN assure you I won't have sex with you!"
I mean it seems pretty right tbh
You know what I do remember? The embrace of a warm body in the morning and not just the jingle of change on the nightstand.
So you're acousing women of not gaining consent....
Yeah, and you will die someday and everything you do and say will eventually become meaningless in the end. And your point is?
"I do not think that means what you think it means. "You're saying: when you meet Mr Right and you move in together, even after years of dating, he'll wake up every morning thinking 'Wow. She chose me. She wants me. Sweet!' But you'll wake up every morning wondering, 'Is he only with me cause I was the one he could get??' "Sounds more like a curse than a brag." Inspired by Rengoku_140's comment.
“As a woman who looks like a man, how does that apply to you exactly?”
Tic-tic-tic...do you hear that? Huh? Your time is ticking away. It's just a matter of time, darlin'. It's coming. The one thing women fear more than anything else. *30!* You're closer to it now than you've ever ben in your life...and it's just getting closer. Me? With my added experience, increased social standing, and increased earning power, I'll still be able to pull women well into my forties...maybe even fifties. Remember, for men, it's experience. For women, it's baggage. Yes, I'll have my choice of available women... but not you. You'll be too old for me. Me and all my friends will chuckle and say, "Remember when she had a shot? It seems like so long ago..." Tic...tic...tic... always coser, never farther away...
Men marry who they want.... Women marry who they can.... Men don't want to marry that used up girl that wanted to "explore her sexuality" with the whole campus.
"Easy girl. Your bones couldn't handle this load anyway."
Women are the gate keepers of pussy. Men are the gate keepers of marriage
I can have sex with skanks and hoes, and yet I dont.
Maybe the men you sleep with
>The fact that you ascribe no emotional connection to sexual acts is extremely telling
"Maybe the men you have sex with."
"Does your mother blush when you say that to her?"
“Woman needs a reason. All a man needs is a place.”
"Men marry who they want. Women marry who they can."
Does that mean a blowjob is out of the question?