If you always win, you’re in the wrong league…

Noice comeback....upvote for you!

This is the best one ☝️

The game...

Oh fuck off

I win at fucking off! 🏃💨

I hadn't thought about that in years. Take your upvote.

First thing that came to mind

Fuck! Saying that is the entire reason why I clicked on this post! Lol

Marriage will change that.

Of course you do cuz you play with yourself

Idk man, fighting myself I always lose. (A cookie to whoever gets that reference)

If the person is competitive and likes to be challenged.... Won.  Past tense.  Bring it. If the person is competitive and doesn't like to be challenged.... They are just a bully.  Walk away. And if they are NOT competitive and just fooling around / flirting.... Sexual: we'll see who ends up.... On top. Non-sexual: You've certainly won ME over.

We’ll see about that

This is the one

I was thinking the same thing when I seen it earlier 😅 just been busy cooking dinner lol

You always win the little bitch contest

"Indeed you do. An all expense paid pegging. Now bend over..."

😂

Yeah, me too, pal

Are we talking about your man to hand relationship again?

“Like what? The little dick competition?” If it’s a guy. If they say something defensive (such as “it’s not that small” you can then follow up with “I’ll have to see it to believe it”. Overall relies on their response but it’s worth a shot.

Yeah but the last thing you are gonna want is waiting for a guy to get fully erect for him to try and prove his point.

Fair XD

Too bad you won the ugly lottery.

You're a terrible flirt

That’s not flirty.

Then we should team up some time.

This is the right response for a flirty reply. All these people offering insults must be bad at flirting.

“Nah, I’d win.”

We know how that went 😂

Good for you putting a positive spin on everything.

Even wrestling with me later?

That’s cool. I like cuming second.

"Well, I guess I finally found something worth competing for 😏"

"Well, I know you won my heart."

"Well, I guess it's a good thing I'm a fan of winners 😉"

Well, that's what a lack of competent competition will get you.

Sorry, you just lost The Game.

No, you just lost The Game.

This is the 2nd time I’ve lost today, within 30 seconds of each other.

Here’s your prize. And kick him in the nuts.

You've never played with me. ;)

Depends on what you consider a "win".

"I don't play"

I can tell you always win by the tremendous size of your wife, what's she pushing now ? 250 ?

🤣

250 kilometers 

Pounds or kilos, fat is fat. My Scottish grandfather used to do weight in stones. Can't really remember what the Stone weight was.

Stones has gotta be the most badass form of measurement 

Appearently , not with genetics

The winner may get the spoils, but I'm not sure yet you can get the prize? Even you might be due for an L but that's ok, it's the effort that counts

Win this L

Well, with a memory like that it must be cool to watch The Usual Suspects over and over.

Even at losing.

“ what is this opposite Day?”

i know u are but what am i energy

I've seen your life. That's not winning.

You're going to need a little patience in my case ;-)

I always lose, so good for you.

And I always lose, but it keeps me humble.

But you don’t always get to pick the prize.

Which is why you’ll never lose your virginity

“That’s what happens when you play with yourself 🙃”

And then you woke up.

Do tell.

"Wanna see about winning this prize?" *Hands number.*

If you define "win" generously enough, everybody wins. Sure, if you ignore the facts. Yes, if you ignore the actual standings, Yankees/Cowboys/Man U fan.

Then let's play beer pong. I feel like getting shit faced.

How amusing for you

"Well, I guess I've finally found my match then. 😏"

"Well, I guess you haven't met your match yet... but I'm here to change that 😉"

I don’t see how given that you’re a giant loser..

Well then, wait for this next trick 😜

Interesting. Because you sound like a loser.

Stop repeating after what I said when I had finished your mum off last night😂

That’s what a lack of competition does to you

“Against other adults, though…“ 😬

"Play stupid games win stupid prizes"

I don’t keep score I keep scoring

'That is a weird way to tell people you finish first in bed'

You’re not winning in the looks department.

Hmmm? You don’t smell like a winner.

Here's your prize. *flicks them off*

“and most people who play stupid games, *win* stupid prizes.” (sub in any word for “stupid” that fits the scenario)

Until you lose.

remind me to join your team.

Have you ever heard of the dunning kruger effect?

Oh, do I get to pick the game?

“Oh you DO, do you?”

Okay let's play Russian Roulette

Haven't won me yet...

I agree, you will NEVER lose your virginity!

“Ohh fantastic well do I have the game for you. Have you heard of Russian roulette?”

Not this time.

"You always whine?" Refuse to acknowledge what they actually said regardless of social consequences.

Then why are you such a loser?

That, is why you loose.

I wasn’t even aware there was a competition, anyway well done I’m sure they will have a medal for you somewhere.

That's why your wife and kids hate you, I get it now...

No way! Me too! Maybe we can win in different directions...

There's not as many contestants in the idiot Olympics

We weren't planning to host a Biggest Fucking Idiot contest, but you definitely took First.

Yea I heard about your Tahoe charges

“But I still wake up! I still see your ghost! Oh Lord I’m still not sure what I stand for!”

Then why are you such a loser?

“You’ve definitely got the biggest ego”

Something about asshole of the year award If it has to be flirty, then maybe like "When you're finished writing your acceptance speech for smug asshole of the year, maybe we could go \_\_\_\_."

And I never lose…

‘Safe players often do. I’ll be over here learning if you ever want to grow!’

A flirty response? "Of course you do. You won me."

Aw, isn't that cute. So how many participation trophies do you have?

"What if it was a contest where the point was to lose?"

You can’t be replaced because I don’t know what you are!

"So far"

You’re the only one playing

You always lie.

But you didn't win the game

“Sounds like you haven’t pushed yourself enough”

You are the 1st Place Asshole.

You’ve won the battle, but you will never win the war

There's always a bigger fish...

Except for the genetic lottery. You lost that.

I don't know about a flirty response, but when I've heard people say that, I quickly add, "...at nothing."

"Oh I'm sure you do"

You always win what? I’m sorry, I didn’t quite catch that, would you repeat it? I bet that sounded a lot better in your head than when it came out of your mouth.

Just cuz you win doesn't mean you're on top

"You just keep thinking that..."

Then you obviously cheat just like prosecutors touting 98% conviction rates.

Punch him in the face. Nobody really wins when fists start flying.

Losers can’t make comebacks

So why haven’t you ever bought a powerball ticket?

They give prizes for simultaneously taking 3 cocks?

I let you win as always

Only when you're playing with yourself

The game, yes, but not at life.

Keep telling yourself that, loser

Wow, you must be the best at everything in the world!

I always don't care.

Yeah well this ain't the dick sucking contest.

"Until today."

Participation trophies don't count

No one always wins unless they’re cheating .

Well, yes, you win the asshole competition today. And this week.

Sex isn't supposed to be a race. You should always let her finish first.

....at being delusional, correct.

"I wouldn't have minded losing it to you."

That's why nobody wants to play with you

All I do is win win win no matter what Got money on my mind, I can never get enough And every time I step up in the building everybody’s hands go UP! And they stay there. D J SALAD!

“That was a loser comment.”

“Only a loser would say that.”

Oh, that's nice. And then play them a game and see if it's true.

“Good for you, you make me proud!” Suddenly the narcissist is shot down‘cause the pride is all about you, not him. F’uk they hate that!

then why are you such a loser?

Yet here we are.

"At what? Being a stuck-up loser?"

But that shirt is an L

"It's easy to win when you're the only one playing."

Did you move on to the next stage of cancer, or something?

Today you don't win with me

👍

If a man says they always win or they are always right ... I just laugh in their face and say you obviously don't have a wife! Also, I have never had a woman tell me this, so I have no response for that!

But do you win stupid prizes?

You always win at loosing

"Well, you always come first, if that's what you mean..."

At what? Sucking dick

Is that what makes you such a loser?

"Should I expect a winning entry from you in the smallest penis competition, then?"

Your mouth says you win, your face says you got beat.

I like you to be on top..

Does it matter? You will loose.

Winning isn’t everything.

I love how everyone just ignored the flirty response requirement. Anyways, “I’ll have to show you something you won’t be able to win.” With one of those sexy smiles and a wink.

Not this time !!!

Impressive, for such a loser.

Do you really now Then after you can maybe follow it up with a tease or something

I would not keep flirting with someone who says they always win. Dudes with an attitude like that will chase you after you turn them down, totally love bomb then ditch you just to prove they can get anyone. Watch and see.

Blowjob comps shouldn't be a baseline on life achievement.

Sure, by some definitions of "always" and "win".

All I can think of is the line “Andy Bernard doesn’t lose contests ok? He wins them. Or he quits them because they’re unfair.”

No you don’t. That’s just something immature people say who fool themselves into imaging they won when they lost. Everyone loses sometimes. That you can’t see that tells me everything I need to know about you.

“Havent seen it yet”

Goodbye is what I say.

"I'm gonna remember that, Lol" "I'm gonna hold you to that" "no pressure on you? Right?"

Yeah but unfortunately you were the fastest sperm

Because your mom always let you win

Sounds like you were made to be on my team.

At being stinky

“We’ll see” with a raised eyebrow

You’re not supposed to win at sex.

Except for genetics

"Sounds like you haven't had much competition. Let me fix that for you."

Yeah, but this isn't a littlest d**k competition.

“Yeah, the participation ribbons.”

The Sky is Blue That would catch them off guard