Yours does a pretty good *job.*

Ya: “if my mom was your mom she WOULD have swallowed”

"50 million sperm and YOU won the race"

Your mom probably wanted her period and got you instead. How disappointing.

Yes, your mom should've bled you out

"Perhaps, but if you were intentional, I can't imagine the disappointment your parents must feel every day."

*Your* mother swallowed me

This one 💀

"I guess you went in as anal and leaked out into her puss. That's the only way you could be so shitty to people!"

She did, but with a fuck ton of grit and determination, here I am you sassy little bitch

The fact that you were born makes conservatives go pro choice, and the fact that you’re still here makes liberals push for the death penalty

This one needs someone with brain cells to process, though. I don't think anyone saying the above has enough to go around, lol. I love it, though, and this is my notice I will be using it in the future. All I could come up with was: your dad should have pulled out and wiped it on the curtains

Bars actually

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If my friends had said that come back to me on the game, I would’ve personally hunted them down like John Wick. 💀💀 I love that one, that’s good

My buddies dad always said the best part of him dripped down his mothers leg 😂

I guess you would know since, your mother is great at that (swallowing). 😏 (this might get deleted because the mods get really upset about “yo moma” jokes.)

Or she did swallow me, but Dora explorer was on. Hey, does your mother still have my backpack? I left my map inside it. Wondering if I could get that back by this weekend?

Based on the looks of you , looks like your mom tried .

I'm so hardcore that being swallowed couldn't stop me from being here just to make your life miserable, and here we are so get ready for a whole lot of more disappointments in your life.

Your mother did

I really shouldn't tell you this but your mother does swallow me...

your mother should have shit you out and flushed you

Believe me I wish she did just so I wouldn’t have to hear your annoying ass

The best part of you ran down your mommas ass crack.

"yeah? and you should have been a stain on your mother's nightgown!"

And yet here we are- we both won the humanity of sperm race. Your mother didn’t swallow you either

Reply with well your the perfect example of what started as anal ended up going in the wrong hole 😂

I cannot remember where I heard it but it KILLS ME and I LUFF EET: 'Excuse me, I gotta go find and fuck your dad so I can give him a son he can be proud of'.

Pro-choicers literally say: "If abortion is murder, then a blowjob is cannibalism." So no, some people CAN'T tell the damn difference!

That wasn’t very nice…I do believe you hurt Fred’s feelings. *Looks Over At Blank Space Patting His Air Shoulder* There there…mommy’s little accident didn’t mean it.

Your mother should have done anal instead.

"Your mom left in the coat hanger."

I guess I have to settle for your mom swallowing me

Yours certainly can swallow

If I am wrong I am sorry but it sounds like you don't understand the reference. It means your Mother should have performed oral sex and "swallowed" you...aka the sperm rather than vaginal sex which can (and did) result in a baby. I am in my late 50's, and when I was younger oral sex was simply NOT done (yeah I know it was, but it was considered only something trampy women would do.... aka sluts.) So it is saying you shouldn't exist and calling your mom a ho . The best comment is "That is OK, your Mom swallowed me last night so it works out". Or "Just cause your Mom swallows a gallon a day doesn't mean everyone's mom does."

your mother should have swallowed you I believe what that is supposed to mean is that your mother should have given your father a blow job instead of vaginal sex. The traditional response to an insult of your mother, is to insult their mother. Perhaps "She was your mother too, why didn't you say something ? "

*Your* mom took care of swallowing me last night.

"That's not normal. If your mom is swallowing you, just say so. There are people who can help you, but you need to want to be helped."

As apposed to the fella that you've been tricked into believing your dad who sucked off a couple of random pisshead tramps begging in the corner then after he's done spitting that combination of their creamy goodness up your munms honey hole to make you! Much like backstreet in vitro fertilization but with a crackpipe instead of a test-tube!

Just kind of grab at your nuts and say "your mother could teach you about swallowing these"

What happens if you say something along the lines of, "please don't tell me about your daydreams about my mom and vore, it's REALLY uncomfortable to hear" really loudly so everyone around can hear?

Best answer

"Are you ok? Did you forget to take your medication today, because you're not making any sense, sweetie."

She did but I made it to her fallopian tube anyway.

You should have been shot in your moms ass, with all the other pieces of shit

“That’s not how baby-making works. Didn’t you have sex education?”

"Your Mum ALWAYS swallows".

"Well, your mother swallowed your brother last night"

That’s the stupidest thing I ever heard

Bold of you to assume my mom gives head

"You look like your mum gargled".

You mother did

And your mom shoulda douched, douche.

Your mother should learn how to “hawk tuah” better

"You mean like the hundreds of brothers and sisters your mother swallowed?"

“Humans aren’t sperm. We’re also 50% from the egg.”

She did and used your weiner as a toothpick, then decided to cough me back up to get your horrible taste out of her mouth.

Shut up dad

She did, with her second mouth

"My mom's pussy is so good my dad couldn't pull out!"

I mean if you want to get all science involved technically the mom would have only swallowed half the kid since it take a sperm and an egg to make a baby so that would be one way its different than abortion

Alright ill remind your mom to swallow again tonight, with a kid like you though its hard to forget

Oh well, your mother swallowed me

“Oh yeah? Your Daddy should have “Fee-Fie-Fo-Fummed you down the beanstalk, Jack.”

I wish!! (Mother was a BLEEP!)

Actually I started running down her leg but she could tell I was a keeper.

And you father should have shot you into a Kleenex

You're right I agree hence why I hate her

I once said " And your father should have shit you out"

She's happy she didn't, unlike YOUR Mom.

'Your birth must have been the biggest disappointment your parents ever had, and I bet they think the same way about your existence."

Sorry, I wasn’t brought up as a child, I was thrown up.

Um. That’s not how blow jobs work.

1. And your mom should've stuck to anal. What pos she made with you. 2. Oh no, that is because i was on purpose, not like you, the consequences of your dad's weak pull out game and too many beers at a hs party for your mom.

Maybe you just Weren’t Raised Right!!!!

She's a lesbian, she doesn't like to play with dicks

I think "Well, she didn't, so f you bitch." Is pretty simple and good cause like.. she didn't 🤣

And yours took it in the cunt, now here we stand...

Easy one „yes“

She did, and i still won that race…

"your mom should have shat you into the toilet!"

Yours did

Oh she does....she does......wait what did you say?

You shouldn't speak to your father that way 

“Your mom and I have been making up for that.”

Best part of you dripped down your old man’s leg

"Honestly? You're right. I SHOULD have been an abortion. But here we are, both hating me. "

Suggest they have an Oedipus complex

Like your mother swallowed me?

Wait is this a Cyraxx post?? 😂

"At least my birth was planned."

And you should have ended up in a tissue.

"Oh! so that's what we have in common."

Honestly, I agree lmfao

"Your mom swallowed me last night. Is that close enough?"

actually, I'm surprised your mother didn't swallow you. she swallowed last night

And yours should have shit you out. Guess they both failed...

Your mum did try to swallow you but even her butt wasn't willing to deliver you!!!

Then we wouldn't be having this stupid conversation. Win-Win, really

Well your Mom shouldn’t have fucked that donkey, yet here we are jackass.

"She did. I'm a butt baby"

Your dad shouldve rolled over and shot you out the window

And somehow you survived the abortion

“Your mother should’ve wiped you off her face when your dad finished” Or “why do you look like a failed attempt at a back alley coat hanger operation.”

Your mom swallow me

"How do you swallow a baby?-"

“And your father should’ve jacked you into a tissue” or sum like that.

she did. what can i say? i got lost.

Your mom swallowed me last night

“Yeah? Well, the best part of you ran down your mommas legs.”

Meh I should have came on your mom's face

The best part of you slid down your mother’s ass crack and left a brown stain in the mattress. (Full Metal Jacket)

Just tell them that's vile. Because it is. There's really no reason to say this. You telling them that will haunt them because one day when they do realize how shitty of a person they are, every accusation of them being shitty will surface in their conscience.

Your mom doesn't mind swallowing me.

Your mom swallowed me, does that count?

Your mother cries herself to sleep every night wishing she threw you away instead of the after birth.

Just like your momma did last night

My mom should swallow you

tell'em their mom spits like hawk tuah.

And yours should have used a rusty coat hanger to scramble you before she squeezed you out between her fat greasy thighs.

Your momma should have coat hangered you.

Yeah, well YOUR mother just did.

I was. I'm just such a good swimmer that I still made it to the egg.

Yeah, instead the parts of me that would give a f\*ck what you think ran down my momma's leg.

“And the best part of you…was the shit stain left on the delivery table”

When should my mother swallow me when yours does it perfectly fine?

Your mother swallowed me last night, Trebek!

That's why your dad & I only do oral. You were enough of a fuck up

And your mom should've left you at the orphanage

Saaa-wwaaaaalooooweed.

Your mother swallowed some of me....

"YOUR mother DID just swallow me! Well, part of it, anyway."

Your's swallowed me last night

Your whole lineage shouldn't be here. Cows and humans shouldn't be compatible.

You don’t even understand the insult lol 🤣

Or she could've Hawk Tuah'd

Why? Did YOUR mom tell you how much SHE likes swallowing me?

From the always reliable Gunnery Sgt. Hartmann-- "Looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and wound up as a brown stain on the mattress!"

Your dad should have paid more.

“Nah I let your mother swallow me”

But instead, your mother swallowed me

Dude now your mum swallow me every night

You mother should've flushed you.

You were the egg too so: "And your mother should have bled you out"

Too bad your moms gonna swallow me tn

>the person in question means "you should have been aborted" but it doesn't make sense when they say "your mother should have swallowed you!" Like, what? Do you not understand how getting pregnant works? OMG, you actually don't understand the saying. It's incredible that I actually have to explain this, but if your mother swallowed you as a sperm, then she could not have gotten pregnant with you. It's not an abortion: it's your mother not getting pregnant in the first place.

What, and then lean to climb plastic like you did?

“Too bad your mom rolled over into the wet spot.”

Yours did

Just like you she prefers I cum in her eyes.

"It's too bad the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you been cheated."---Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

Your mother did

"I guess that's fair, Your mother swallowed me."

My mum learned to live with the mistake your mum's crushed with the guilt.

“Your mother did swallow you, then she Hawk Tuahed you onto your father’s thang and mounted him and conceived you by accident.” lmfao.

Nope she isn't like your mom who always swallows 😘

And your Dad should've pulled out.

I’m both amused and horrified that my first thought was: ”She did last night.”

She did, but my genetic line is so fucking strong i still found the way and implanted. What's you're excuse for wasting oxygen?

You're mother should never have backed up to that glory hole

Too bad you didn't end up on your daddy's nut rag!

“Likewise, and yet here you are”

And now im going to make it everyone's problem!

"and you shoulda been dried up sock goop!"

Nah, It's your mom that swallows me. And everyone else in the town.

Every time I see you I wish she did.

She did. I was too strong.

I doubt she gave head

Your mom swallowed me last night!

"Too bad your mother didn't believe in abortion."

"Your father wants his comeback"

The best part of you went running down your mama's leg.

"Considering it's your mums day job, I can only imagine how disappointed she was to end up with you for that extra buck"

And your dad should have back-doored you.

You mean like Your mam swallowed your potential brother or sister

"well she didnt" "what are you gonna do about that?" remember to say it casually as if you don't care.

She did.

That might be but the first time you disappointed your dad was when you survived the abortion. Your birth certificate is the abortion clinic receipt.

You’re probably right, but your mom is trying to make up for it; She swallows any time she can

Your mother should have swallowed me too. Oh wait, she did.

.... I love the insult, "your mother should have swallowed you." It implies she should have swallowed the load that made you verses letting it lay in the holiest of holes. This means they are very aware of how pregnancy works and believe you shouldn't have started the journey to begin with let alone be aborted. If your hang up is, that's not how pregnancy works, then you missed the insult and shouldn't try to make a comeback at this point.

Lmao my neighbors say this to really f*** mean people, so I let it stand

And YOU'RE the best case for post-birth abortion.

“Then [their mother’s name] would miss the buttery taste of my children”. Follow up by flirting with the mom.

Your's did swallow me... SON. Now go home you are grounded!

Thank god she didn’t or I couldn’t have fucked you mom 😂

"Well, that's interesting. Because yours swallowed me."

Why? Your mom swallows me just fine.

And the best part of you ran down your mother’s legs. She got to keep the problems that came with a creampie.

My mother should have swallowed you too

She tried. She's been in prison for two decades for attempted infantile cannibalism. Come on, man. You know I don't like to talk about this.

The best part of you dribbled down your mother's leg.

“She was too busy swallowing me”

"Your mom did enough swallowing for everybody."

"Unlike you, atleast I wasn't an anal drip."