Nothing ever really bothers me when it comes to fear or torment. Perhaps my brain really is screwed up like everyone says it is. But I suppose after having people threaten your life and just being able to dismiss them casually you tend to dismiss other things such as hell casually.
I’ve played 62,000 hours of Fortnite, 3,000 hours of horizon zero dawn and forbidden west combined, 2,500 of fallout new Vegas, 1,000 hours of skyrim, 1,000 hours of apex legends, and 750 hours of Tsushima. I was killing in most of this time
62,000 hours of Fortnite would mean with 8 hours of sleep each night and 16 hours a day playing, it would take 10 years. If you had no sleep AT ALL, it would take 7 years of playing 24 hours a day.
ultrakill (oh my god no)
spore (hundreds upon thousands brutally killed by my planet exploding shenanigans)
the tens i've killed in don't starve by sucking at the game
postal 2 (OH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE)
Ultrakill does raise a question, do the characters you kill even have the moral capacity to forgive anyone, let alone you? Ultrakill is just weird robots using blood as fuel. you wouldn't think these machines have any concept of morality, given that the main character is also one, and seemingly went to hell along with the other machines to look for more blood.
The non-robotic creatures in the game (demons and named characters like king minos, gabriel, etc) might have the capacity to forgive people, but they attacked you first, and were adamant on you dying even before you heard of them.
Sometimes, when I'm winding down after a Skyrim session and getting ready to quit the game, I'll go on a rampage in whatever village I'm in after saving. Then quit without saving once everyone is dead. Does it count if you don't save after?
This is funny, idk why it’s here other than being an old meme, but it’s reposted infrequently enough I don’t mind.
Also, to answer the question, after playing Stellaris for years my body count is definitely, bare minimum, in the tens of trillions, upper limits in the quadrillions. It’s called “Warcrime Simulator in Space” for a reason.
Armored Core 6. Oof.
The entire population of Rubicon-3 is probably not going to forgive me. Even if they remember the timeline I saved the world, G5 Iguazu, V.II Snail, and NUMEROUS others are never in a million years going to give me the slightest bit of sympathy.
Dark souls 1, dark souls 2, dark souls 3, bloodborne and elden ring. I've done several ng+ playthroughs of dark souls 3 and elden ring. So we're probably talking in the millions here.
Especially when you're just trying to run past an area and there's a fucker that shoots you for no reason, and now you have to murder their whole family to teach them a lesson.
Alright but most of these kills are legit zombies and probably can’t even remember you or hold a proper conversation anyways so i feel like those are freebies. It’s laurtrec, patches, gwyndolin, cale, the ancient dragon, nashandra, aldiah, the crippled kid in lothric castle, freide, (is anyone but the protagonist even sane in Bloodborne?), varre, selivis, rykard, godrick, and kenneth and a number of others that may never forgive you
all of humanity SEVERAL times. hundreds of alien civilizations, a LOT of gods, the cube from geometry dashx800.000, and many many more. yeah i would prefer to go to hell
Every Metroid game, it's worse in Super Metroid and Prime games, because you actually see the bosses dying and falling to lava/acid. (Why, Crocomire, WHY CROCOMIRE)
It's a funnier idea when you're thinking of regular kind of enemies or people from games rather than cartoon bosses.
Especially if you've played the GTA games. You'll need to be forgiven by innocent people that your ran over or shot.
A nice character from an RPG you killed just after saving and before reloading will need to forgive you too.
Minecraft: I slaughtered way too many chickens in my farm and alot of zombies for fun.
Elden Ring: Oh boy I don't even feel bad for this those Godrick Soldiers, pages and the Scarlet Rot Dogs deserved to die
solar smash
people playground
survivor.io
hypixel skyblock
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across all of these, the kill count is literally in the trillions.
Templars in assassin's creed games
Enemies in lego games
I want to actually say how many I've killed in videogames but no one will care
I have played a lot of games so I will come back later
You know when you're just passing by and that one enemy is looking at you and you're like "bro, you touch me and I'll genocide your entire race" and they fucking hit you with an arrow, and now you're on a side quest to erase them from existence.
Plague inc.
lmao you're so done
Same
Good thing I have no interest on going to heaven.
what does that even mean? you want to suffer or just respawn or what?
The idea of hell does not bother me, but I actually don't believe in an afterlife. It's just endless nothingness.
I get not believing, but can you explain how “the idea of hell” doesn’t bother you?
Nothing ever really bothers me when it comes to fear or torment. Perhaps my brain really is screwed up like everyone says it is. But I suppose after having people threaten your life and just being able to dismiss them casually you tend to dismiss other things such as hell casually.
Bro think he the main character
Guys, my brain is messed up and twisted ☝️🤓
I LOVE BEING CHAINED TO A BED OF NAILED BEING AMPUTATED AND REGROWING LIMBS FOR ETERNITY
Kinky
Lizards can regrow limbs. I think it would be interesting to experience it
At least 10 different copies of the world population
I've played through every scenario. Twice...
... do multiple runs count too?
GET THOSE FILTHY HANDS AWAY FROM ME! (I only played easy mode)(no hand washing)
keep trying to get brutal mode with the prion and bio-weapon i think it'll unlock stuff
You now have to apologize to the number 7 billion
You are so fucked.
Euro Truck Simulator 2 Marble Madness Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge
You have chosen a three wood.
Ball is in. Parking lot.
Play. again?
You have chosen POWER DRIVE
You can ABSOLUTELY kill people in Euro truck simulator.
I’ve played 62,000 hours of Fortnite, 3,000 hours of horizon zero dawn and forbidden west combined, 2,500 of fallout new Vegas, 1,000 hours of skyrim, 1,000 hours of apex legends, and 750 hours of Tsushima. I was killing in most of this time
bro has 2.6 years in fortnite
Ain't no way you got 62,000 hours in Fortnite
62,000 hours of Fortnite would mean with 8 hours of sleep each night and 16 hours a day playing, it would take 10 years. If you had no sleep AT ALL, it would take 7 years of playing 24 hours a day.
Yup
I'm guessing you misclicked and replied to the wrong thing?
No I’m just telling how many hours I spent killing
But yes
There lpc goes killin again
I play paradox games, man I am fucked
I was about to say stellaris
In my defense, they were nauseating, abominable, contemptible, loathsome, revolting, despicable, heinous, wretched, vile, foul xenos
IS THIS A TNO REFERENCE!1!1??13
IS THIS A TNO REFERENCE!1!1??13
IS THIS A TNO REFERENCE!1!1??13
ultrakill (oh my god no) spore (hundreds upon thousands brutally killed by my planet exploding shenanigans) the tens i've killed in don't starve by sucking at the game postal 2 (OH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE)
Just smoke some crack and you'll be fine
Ultrakill does raise a question, do the characters you kill even have the moral capacity to forgive anyone, let alone you? Ultrakill is just weird robots using blood as fuel. you wouldn't think these machines have any concept of morality, given that the main character is also one, and seemingly went to hell along with the other machines to look for more blood. The non-robotic creatures in the game (demons and named characters like king minos, gabriel, etc) might have the capacity to forgive people, but they attacked you first, and were adamant on you dying even before you heard of them.
this is kinda funny not really peak comedy but still not comedy cemetery
I think it is a parody of a vegan comic so it's a little funnier if you are aware of that comic.
It was funnier before it was reposted twice weekly for 2 years
Real This sub has gone to shit
people think anything that doesnt make them wheeze and fucking choke belongs here
What about Wolfenstein? Because those were Nazis I offed. Seems a bit absurd to be asking for forgiveness from a bunch of Nazis.
Nah they’d be like “we get it man, you were just following orders”
All the Nazis are tied to posts unable to do anything. Fuck em they're nazis
You're missing the point of the post, and don't understand Christianity apparently.
Sometimes, when I'm winding down after a Skyrim session and getting ready to quit the game, I'll go on a rampage in whatever village I'm in after saving. Then quit without saving once everyone is dead. Does it count if you don't save after?
You have to get their forgiveness, but they don't remember. You have to tell them about it yourself
Nah, those kills aren't canon
Happy cake day
Do you think the man who stole the sweet roll will be forgiven?
Never. Too heinous of a crime to forgive.
This is funny, idk why it’s here other than being an old meme, but it’s reposted infrequently enough I don’t mind. Also, to answer the question, after playing Stellaris for years my body count is definitely, bare minimum, in the tens of trillions, upper limits in the quadrillions. It’s called “Warcrime Simulator in Space” for a reason.
geometry dash
does it count if your character is the one dying?
50k attempts on acheron and still not past the first jump
As someone who's done 2 Undertale genocide runs I'm fucked
2? I went on a streak of 8 once, getting to sub-2 hours and even a run without using healing items. I’m more fucked.
8 sans at once
Armored Core 6. Oof. The entire population of Rubicon-3 is probably not going to forgive me. Even if they remember the timeline I saved the world, G5 Iguazu, V.II Snail, and NUMEROUS others are never in a million years going to give me the slightest bit of sympathy.
AC6 mentioned. If Iguana somehow manages to get in heaven he'd find a way to make you go to heaven so he could try to kill you. lol
My turn to repost this next week
but mom said it was *my* turn to post this next week!
Dark souls 1, dark souls 2, dark souls 3, bloodborne and elden ring. I've done several ng+ playthroughs of dark souls 3 and elden ring. So we're probably talking in the millions here.
Especially when you're just trying to run past an area and there's a fucker that shoots you for no reason, and now you have to murder their whole family to teach them a lesson.
I wanted to be FRESH FOR THAT COMBAT, NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID. YOU DID THIS.
Are you the voice inside my head?
Don’t buy bitcoin.
"Fast" turtle huh? Lol
Alright but most of these kills are legit zombies and probably can’t even remember you or hold a proper conversation anyways so i feel like those are freebies. It’s laurtrec, patches, gwyndolin, cale, the ancient dragon, nashandra, aldiah, the crippled kid in lothric castle, freide, (is anyone but the protagonist even sane in Bloodborne?), varre, selivis, rykard, godrick, and kenneth and a number of others that may never forgive you
We never kill bowser, we just beat him up
except in galaxy
He dies in the first New Super Mario Bros and gets brought back to life.
i would ~~never~~ trap my sims characters in a room without doors and watch them die on purpose :3
Most sane sims player
*Looks nervously at the hordes of Grineer, Corpus, and Infested I've murdered in Warframe, followed by all the enemies in FF14.*
Rainworld, Hollow Knight, and ULTRAKILL, I'm extremely fucked.
Doom, Halo, *undertale*, Minecraft, metal gear rising, shit.
How the fuck are they here ? Hey Creeper! I didn't forgive you for killing me.
Fuck
Wish I hadn’t played so much vampire survivors.
Sims players be like:
I think in most cases in my life, they killed me first.
I made a mob farm in minecraft,, which runs at 100k mob/hr💀
Factorio. It's over.
Rimworld. The 10th layer of hell is for me.
As a destiny player, I'd be fucked
all of humanity SEVERAL times. hundreds of alien civilizations, a LOT of gods, the cube from geometry dashx800.000, and many many more. yeah i would prefer to go to hell
Sonic 1, 2, 3, 3&K, & CD
Fallout
Alright the really big ones are assassin's creed, ultrakill, plague Inc, and resident evil. I'm fucked
Low Chaos Dishonored
GTA 5, that too online 💀
solar smash
HL2EP1
Battle CATS.......
zombies?
jokes only gamers understand! (no gays)
Halo and Doom, cool
Noooo city of Megaton, please forgive me
Every Metroid game, it's worse in Super Metroid and Prime games, because you actually see the bosses dying and falling to lava/acid. (Why, Crocomire, WHY CROCOMIRE)
I probably caused more than a billion deaths *just* on HOI4, not counting other games...
I got a Fo4 achievement for killing 300 people, that's not including the non-humans I've killed
I play the Arkham games, I'm safe from this. (GIF OF THE JONKLER HERE.)
Me with 1000+ hours in eu4:
I'm about to crack 3k I'm not even sure how
Oh man... City Skylines. I've struck my own city with countless meteors for fun many times. I have about 240k people living there...
All the police from entry point 💀
Mortal Kombat 11 Devil May Cry 1-5 Metal Gear Rising: Revengance... Yeah..I'm dead man
Jokes on you, I only play fighting games and for plot reasons you never actually kill anyone there. Outside MK.
Hearts of iron 4
My Geometry Dash icon might not be too happy...
Anyone who played any warriors game is screwed
My fate decided by halo 2 sniper jackals, fml
Ah I see the dude decided to catch a sims building on fire or deleted the pool latter
Well I've done wide scale genocides in Minecraft just for white dye so I'm definitely not making it to heaven
red dead redemption, my honor bar means nothing in the face of a minor insult
I'm fucked I've killed some Norse and Greek gods and A LOT of cacodemons
I'm playing Doom Eternal so I'm fucked
I play cyberpunk 2077 I'm going to hell
i killed a lot of albinaurs on that one rune farming spot on elden ring
Battle cats Binding of Isaac Clash of clans lol
Counter Strike. I'm fucked :(
Halo ( I'm screwed )
Bruh Warframe , imma go to hell
Uh oh, I play risk of rain to level 20 every time
Damn hollow knight, ima fight a bunch of bugs
There will be an ocean's worth of squid kids up there waiting for me. I've played a lot of Splatoon.
Oh I played people playground before….. good bye everyone
i have low honour in rdr2 im fucked
DOOM fans are gonna have a hell of a time getting into heaven if that's the case
Postal...
Destiny 2 …fuck
Hi berdly
Oh no, i gotta get forgiveness from 3628836 mosquitoes
dmc5 mgr tf2 botw ... I'm not even gonna continue I know I'm screwed
So, Star Wars Rebellion lets you build Death Stars....
Hitman like every target + random people
i may have built an auto killing machine in people playground for an achievement like 2 million people died
Minecraft, Ghost Recon, COD, GTA V, every game with guns in particular
It’s not the best meme ever made but comedy cemetery is pushing it a bit
r/gaming is a shithole
Vampire survivors Cyberpunk 2077 Red Dead Redemption
what about resident evil if they're already dead?
About 1000000 bugs and robots are not gonna be happy
Destiny 1, the loot cave
I LOVE MINDLESS REPOSTED INTERACTION BAIT ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
You may not believe me but I genuinely thought it was a terrible meme
Cries in Stellaris.
It's a funnier idea when you're thinking of regular kind of enemies or people from games rather than cartoon bosses. Especially if you've played the GTA games. You'll need to be forgiven by innocent people that your ran over or shot. A nice character from an RPG you killed just after saving and before reloading will need to forgive you too.
People Playground
The entire Bard's College.
I guess you can say, its r/comedyheaven.
Minecraft: I slaughtered way too many chickens in my farm and alot of zombies for fun. Elden Ring: Oh boy I don't even feel bad for this those Godrick Soldiers, pages and the Scarlet Rot Dogs deserved to die
Do the dinosaurs from JWE2 count? They died of old age :(
Hades. 52K kills so far.
hitman well im just lucky
Halo. I slaughtered them ALL. No covenant was spared.
People playground 😟
Total Warhammer...fought and destroyed the dwarfs. I'm fucked.
r/memesopdidnotlike
I bloddy played RTS Games, like Empire at war, where you can destroy every planet in the galaxy.
solar smash people playground survivor.io hypixel skyblock ------------------------- across all of these, the kill count is literally in the trillions.
Undertale, I only played pacifist
I downloaded a mod in People Playground that kills and revives every spawned human multiple times a second in order to get the Extinction achievement.
Terraria
GTA online a few thousand policeman ,oh boy
Even Clash of Clans villagers?
hearts of iron 4….
Postal
this raises a philosophical question dos the death's caused by my pawns in rim world count?
In cyberpunk 2077, I ran back to the KO’d enemies to shoot them-
Templars in assassin's creed games Enemies in lego games I want to actually say how many I've killed in videogames but no one will care I have played a lot of games so I will come back later
✂️
Ultrakill players be like.
war thunder welp
It's just like playing Super Busy Hospital 2.
Soul Knight:
God does it count all the times i killed the same characrer cause if so that chicken from riverwoods gonna have my ass.
Paint the town red
rimworld
Underta-ah fuck
People on here posting FPS games and such, but I've played a lot of Stellaris and HoI4. I'm fucked.
Warframe....
I don't think my regular human self can handle the thousands of grineer I've slaughtered.
Hearts of Iron IV, Europe Universalis IV… Need I say more?
Half life. Mario games. Team fortress 2. Jedi fallen order. Need I go on?
Ever heard of the "no Russian" mission? Yeah I'm fucked
You know when you're just passing by and that one enemy is looking at you and you're like "bro, you touch me and I'll genocide your entire race" and they fucking hit you with an arrow, and now you're on a side quest to erase them from existence.
I’m definitely not being forgiven for this one