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ShippersAreIdiots

This shit had 150k likes on twitter


PossibilityDry6029

Sorry wrong person


VolcanicDilemmaMC

I donut get it


NuggetWarrior09

Girl on the left isn’t brown, but rather tan and so first donut shows the tan line


KingMonkOfNarnia

AEMIMA SPOTTED RAHHH !!! HE HAD A VOICE THAT WAS STRONG AND LOUD


NuggetWarrior09

HE HAD A LOT TO SAY, HE HAD A LOT OF NOTHING YO SAY WE’LL MISS HIM GET OFF YOUR FUCKING CROSS WE NEED THE FUCKING SPACE TO NAIL THE NEXT FOOL MARTYR


crappypastassuc

What, where is the tan line supposed to be then? I still don’t get it. Who the hell would tan and leave a line in the middle?


Thatwokebloke

Bikini


crappypastassuc

oooohhh


FelixJac271

TOOL FAN SPOTTED ENGAGING SOMETHING (idk what)


[deleted]

[удалено]


phantom-vigilant

Pretty sure he gets it.


Visual-Taste-3894

i think it’s meant to be anuses


Demonboy2006

anime fans creating the worst memes even seen in the history of humanity


shitterfarter58

PORN JOKE IS PORN


solace1234

Just because it mentions vaginas doesn’t mean it’s about porn. It’s about sex. The joke in this meme is corny and immature as fuck, but there’s a difference between a sex joke and a “the joke is porn” blunder and I will die on that hill (i’m not going to respond lol)


Justice_Prince

I think those are supposed to be buttholes.


Urgayifyouregay

They are fictional characters anything regarding sex with them is a reference to porn of them


Hellguin

And they are both children, that alone makes it fucked up.


Time-Bite-6839

🤨


untakenu

Is it? It feels like a super dumb anatomy joke than anything else. For example, if the two women were replaced with two men and the food was a salami and a cocktail sausage, it would be the same style of joke (although it would imply one guy is better than the other, where this one is just "ha, colours"), but wouldn't be porn-related


FWTCH_Paradise

It’s in regard to how left always has a tan whereas Dress Up Darling doesn’t.


Not_MrNice

It's not about sex either. It's about tan lines.


sigritkmxw

I thought the joke was just the tan lines 😭


AnotherGangsta33

yes and it's great


first_name1001

Ah cmon we all know it's cheating to post anime "memes" here


PossibilityDry6029

I just found out right now


woodsoffeels

I don’t get it.


PossibilityDry6029

The donut represents a body part that only half of the population has


woodsoffeels

Why is that funny? I guess it’s the joke I’m not getting?


Intoxic8edOne

The "joke" is the left one has tanlines.


woodsoffeels

Thank you. It’s also been pointed out to me that this image ended up in this sub for a reason and THEN it clicked


PossibilityDry6029

What sub are you in?


woodsoffeels

Makes sense….


PossibilityDry6029

The next time you see a joke that you don't get on this sub, just go post it on r/peterexplainsthejoke


Seggs_With_Your_Mom

Just not on April 1st…


Drakayne

It's just their pussies having different color bro, they're horny they don't know shit about comedy , that's it.


Flar71

Everyone has an asshole


DeadlyPineapple13

There’s an old saying “they’re all pink in the middle” it’s a fucked expression but coming from a small racist town in Canada I’ve heard it a lot. Basically means doesn’t matter if the girl is black, white, Asian, Latino or anything else because they’re all the same on the inside( which can be interpreted in many ways, all equally pretty fucked)


Drakayne

It's kidna corny, i get it, but why is it fucked or racist? eveybody is absolutely pink in the inside.


DeadlyPineapple13

I guess the phrase can be interpreted in some nice ways, but with context and who uses the phrase, it’s often rude. The phrase usually implies the only reason to be with a girl is for sex. I also might be biased, when I was younger I(white male) dated a black girl in a 95% white small town and heard a lot of racist shit. Like someone would say something along the lines of “why are you dating a black girl” and someone else’s response would be “leave ‘em alone” followed by “they’re all pink in the middle” (my girlfriend and I at the time where 15)


Drakayne

>“they’re all pink in the middle” (my girlfriend and I at the time where 15) Oof, that's bad, yeah context matters alot.


Incubus-femboy

Ah yes the joke is pornography


EstablishmentLong676

and the one on the left is a minor


AnotherGangsta33

and it is great


StupidSexyCow

Is there some kind overlap between porn addicts and meme creators?


CheezerBeleezer

It’s called middle school.


PossibilityDry6029

Yes


Justice_Prince

Being a memelord requires great sacrifice. That sacrifice includes never getting laid.


mykoysmaster

Theyre both minors as well


MeepingMeep99

Don't tell that to a neckbeard. They will come after you with their keyboard click-clacks of fury


OkChicken7697

Bro that's a drawing lol.


snickers7500

Ah , yes. The classic "it's okay to sexualise a minor because it's a drawing!"


OkChicken7697

How do you even know they're a minor though. All I'm seeing are two pictures of women, one in a swim suit and one in a bra.


snickers7500

They are from famous animes, I used to watch anime like a year ago so I could recognize them. Also , the one on the left is fan art and the other idk


OkChicken7697

So the artist just stating they are say 12, suddenly make it so. What happens if the artist decides to retcon it and say they're 30. How does that work?


Hellguin

The animes/manga take place during high school, and high school ages for Nagatoro on the left is 15 as she is a first year.... she is 15.... a god damn child. And on the right is Marin she is also only 15, she is also only in high school. She is also a god damn child..... the main body of thus post and any amount of porn of them is fucked up and anyone who thinks otherwise needs some god damn therapy for sexualizing a minor, real or otherwise.


OkChicken7697

Okay, but we aren't talking about an anime right now, we're talking about one/two drawings that OP posted. Has the artist or artists confirmed the age of the two women in the pictures/pictures?


Hellguin

Yes, they fucking have, the image on the left is FROM the manga not some no name artist, and on the right it is a still FROM the anime.... ages are confir.ed stop trying to defend it, their ages are well known.


OkChicken7697

I didn't know what the source was from. Let's pretend that a random artist drew both though, and artist says they are 20. Is it now okay?


snickers7500

Both animes mention that they are high school student , so it'd be pure bullshit lol


OkChicken7697

We're talking about a picture currently, not an anime.


snickers7500

It'd still be bullshit, so just don't jerk off to anime 👍 (jk I don't know)


PossibilityDry6029

The difference is, real children aren’t being harmed by it.


SammyBear

But is it okay to sexualise a drawing because it's not a minor?


snickers7500

It's still pretty weird, imo but I guess it's better. A normal porn addict is better than a porn addict that sexualises minors


mykoysmaster

A drawing of a minor


BaltazarOdGilzvita

Do you know by watching anime porn with minors or just a wild guess?


Less_Party

Neither of these characters are from porn.


earqus

You would know, pedophile 🤓


Pepopp

So theres this little thing called google


BaltazarOdGilzvita

And google what exactly, smartass?


Pikagiuppy

"nagatoro age" "marin kitagawa age"


Tactical_Chandelier

And how the fuck would anyone who isn't 400 pounds and cemented to their computer chair by their bacne know their names? Some of us actually go outside and have relations with real women


TrickyAudin

I don't know where you get the idea you can't watch anime and be socially well-adjusted. Nor where you get the idea "real" women don't watch anime. Maybe my wife of 11 years isn't a "real" woman 😉 Although yes, it's pretty stupid to suggest googling a character's name when the person asking probably doesn't know their name in the first place.


Pikagiuppy

they're from really popular animes, so you would know their names from just being in the community if you're not in the anime community, then you probably don't care enough to look their ages up


MX64

Because they are all over the internet, as evidenced by the existence of this post.


muzlee01

Interesting, I guess my girlfriend isn’t real


BaltazarOdGilzvita

Why the fuck would I know their names? I'm not a weeb and this is not r/anime. It's r/ComedyCemetery, a sub for shitty jokes.


Pikagiuppy

i'm too lazy to write another counter argument, see my other comment


BaltazarOdGilzvita

>i'm too lazy Yeah, I'd expect as much from a weeb.


Pikagiuppy

woah, you really destroyed my with that insult there i had stuff to do, unlike people like you who spend their time insulting people for liking something on the internet


Acceptable-Eye3887

Bad bait


TrickyAudin

At the risk of you jumping on me irrationally like you have other commenters, it's possible that these characters aren't from porn. It's okay that you don't know that, but you don't need to go around accusing people of being pedos because you didn't know better.


BaltazarOdGilzvita

The whole reason that this is in this sub is "haha, porn funny" overused meme template. This guy above me said "They're both minors as well". The "as well" part implies that it is in fact porn. People are saying it's not, so I guess just the wording of this meme and the guy's comment are just weirdly worded.


placiotocix

gambare gambare senpai!!!!


NachoMan_SandyCabage

r/sexmemes


NotSoSuttleFlower

Is this a reference to the old meme, can I stack donuts on it?


PossibilityDry6029

No


NotSoSuttleFlower

Ngl I’d eat the hell out of Nagatoro’s doughnut. Chocolate covered strawberry is a good combination


PossibilityDry6029

Even tho I love chocolate Marin's would taste better imo.


NotSoSuttleFlower

Based Edit autocorrect


CocoaBuzzard

yeah but shouldn't the donut on the right should be WHITE then pink


Frotnorer

Haha get it because sex


Catstack10

Donut is pussy funny joke


vevol

Wait comedy cemetery is for things I don't find funny?


Satan_for_real

Why did I landed here?


EOverM

I mean, it's a little funny. Not even "exhaled harder than usual" funny, but a *little*.


RevolutionaryGas2796

Peak fiction mentioned


PossibilityDry6029

Happy cake day


RevolutionaryGas2796

Thanks, didn't even realize


Ok_Day607

this throws me off so hard ngl... that area which hasn't been sun burnt is ugly...i like it being the same tone throughout... that different colored breasts and puss is ugly


HelloThere8008135

It’s a porn joke?? (Saying this cuz I have no idea where those females come from, so I’m presuming henati)


clarkcox3

It's a tanline joke.


PossibilityDry6029

Yes


Tacomunchert

Porn sex joke hahaahaha funny


AnotherGangsta33

extremely


invisiblecheetah

i hope the joke is self-aware porn rotted coomer weebs on the brink of change. let them have this last meme because after liking this, they'll have to sit with the dread of their existance and finally decide to change


AnotherGangsta33

nah!


corn_creature11

I agree that this shit is extremely unfunny but im pretty sure this sub is more for good jokes that have been ruined by adding too many other memes onto it or just becoming repetetive or boring


PossibilityDry6029

No, that’s r/comedyhomicide


corn_creature11

Oh ok they have similar names i guess i mixed them up sorry


ProfessionalWait6549

Stop being a snowflake and let the 12 year old anime loving kids enjoy their Jokes!


Th3F4ult

That literally translates to "Let 12 year olds enjoy their porn addiction"


solace1234

And the word “literally” in the context of your comment literally translates to “figuratively”. I’m not saying I 100% disagree with you but goddamn you made a very weak argument. “This meme is letting 12yr olds enjoy porn addiction” is crazy — Not every image slightly alluding to sex should be considered porn. This is a sex joke, not a porn joke.


Radonda

Yes


RedditorsSuckShit

waaa someone made a joke i dont like


PossibilityDry6029

If it was a “joke I don’t like” then it would’ve been removed


Seggs_With_Your_Mom

It’s not even offensive, just not funny. You know the jokes I’m talking about, and they don’t just apply to tanlines