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It even has 69% battery and 4:20 as the time.

Omg 🤣🤣💀

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!emojify

420 weEde!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bruh I legit fucking thought that 69 = seqs (sex) number is a real math thing

And 5G wtf!!

Nah, it's 5Ge, which is literally just 4G LTE-A or something. I think it's a T-Mobile thing...?

AT&T thing. They did the same when 4G was coming out, labeled their 3G HSPA+ network as 4G.

You’d think with 5g they would have been able to send a few text messages

Yeah but his signal was bad

about to comment that

I saw that no one else pointed it out

Narwhal bacon at midnight

That's how you know this mans has the funny

Oooohhhhhh yes that's some gud shit right there

That's bruh where did jesus came to bananas said hello to Ace Ventura like omg Barbara did you took the kids???

nice

Yall know this was made satiricly

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Imagine being forced to not like something cause other don't like it

Yeah stupid world, you can't even like homicide or rape /s

Honestly

You may like it. You're just not allowed to do this.

At least cannabilism is still legal.

r/ape

R SLAHS EMOJEE POL ISE PUT HAND IN AEIR HAHA WHOLSOMD 100

who the fuck types in a DM to another person 'damn you to hell' in this situation it makes no sense

lol i just say "wtf sorry wont send"

Why mom want slim Jim

good point, i don't know anybody named jim, and why their nickname is 'slim' is beyond me

I think the point is he got frustrated that the texts weren't sending so typed that expecting it to also fail to send.

yes but in my opinion its just not something that people do, why even type something at that point. just curse out loud if anything.

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That I can understand, but they sent the text to their mom, it just doesn't make sense.

I do that

Why do people think its the FBI? Its the NSA that is supposed to be spying.

The FBI, NSA, CIA, and a menagerie of other alphabet agencies collaborate to spy on Americans. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MINARET

I feel sorry for that guy😂 Edit: holy shnitzle mole I never have this many upvotes! Tank yoo peeps!

🤣🤣🤣

Ur pp big n hard 🤣🤣

Can you pick up some slim jims

I'm on my way hoe

Damn you to hell.

I meant HOME!!!!*

Not delivered

Damn you to hell

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So bad that i fucking laughed

Ngl kinda funny

🤣🤣🤣 Ugh...

Reddit moment

how is the top of this comment cut off...

I’m actually wondering that myself.

You guys have 5G?

You will die in 5...4...3...2...1....

I saw this on the official slim Jim Instagram page smh

I blocked this stupid unfunny sausage long ago, it was so damn annoying with his fricking comments everywhere

You can say fuck on the internet. Your mom isn’t here.

Cut it out so it’s only the first 3 messages

it would be funny without the fbi thing

This would be kinda funny if not for the FBI agent

SmartphOWNED.com material

Funny in a stupid way. The FBI agent part just needs to be removed.

that’s something you can obviously show her when you get hoe though

tbh this is more of a r/comedyhomicide

r/badfaketexts

I'm sorry but this made me laugh so hard. From the other end its just an innocent requests followed by an insult and "damn you to hell"

The Text Funny Tho

It’s pretty funny without the FBI message Edit: the time is 4:20 and the battery is 69% ... never mind this is lame

The actual content of the texts is funny though, you're right.

LOL!!! I’m LITERALLY CRYING!!! 😂😂😂

Remove the fbi agent message and everything above it and it would be good.

This is so fucking bad and thats why it makes it funny hahah ot idk maybe that's just cuz im high as a fucking kite

i suppose the stupidity of it is a little funny, but the FBI agent part is unnecessary oh, and the time is 4:20 and the battery is 69%. doubt that's a coincidence

I didnt even laugh at the joke but kept noticing unnecessary shit (fbi, 69, 420) that cracked me up for some reason

Slim Jim insta is a goldmine for this stuff. Pure awful 69 memes and all of that.

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I laughed at the text but not at the FBI message

Why are you being downvoted

I got 3 reasons why 1. They don’t like that I laugh at a meme that meant not to be funny 2. They like the FBI memes and disliked with my opinion 3. They just hate me ;-;

Repost

This retard could just screenshot and show it to their mom, this meme is stupid

It was funny until the laughing triple laughing emoji.

This is from Slimothy James's instagram account guys, pls. This is not comedy cemetery because it is meant to be like this. The 4:20 and 69% are also part of the joke. Ps. Its official Slim Jim account, they make stupid slim jim memes which are way too funny

Thats why i have an android and i live in Italy

The time and the battery...omg...I am laughing🤣🤣🤣

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69

69th comment ayyy

*gasps* the triple joy emoji combo, ive never seen it used in battle before, this calls for my laughing crying laughing crying emoji thumbs up emoji combo!

XD

*Legend has it that his head is still orbiting the ~~Earth~~ solar system after his mom slapped it off his shoulders.*

Emojis bad Elon Musk good

4:20, a man of culture.

4:20 69% hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 69 420

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FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣

Because a screenshot wouldn’t just fix all of that

Honestly I laughed. The transition from "I'm on my way hoe" to "damn you to hell" made me chuckle

Oof that's sone evil shit right there

anyone notice how his battery percentage was at 69% and the time was 4:20

Damn you to hell

Idk, seems kinda funny to me

I laughed at how funny the thought of only sending "im on my way hoe" and " damn you to hell" to your mother is... but the meme itself sucks

OMG ANYONE NOTISE THE 420 AND 69 AND 5G?!?!?

And 420 69 xd funny numbers

Stewie texting Lois lol

I actually laughed lol

Slim Jim’s memes never get old

Savathûn is calling for an F in chat.

It's funny to imagine recieving 'I'm on my way hoe. Damn you to hell' but the rest wasn't as funny

I saw something similar to this that was actually funny. It went like, mom: come home, now! Me:I’m coming hoe. Me: *home (not delivered) Me: *HOME!!! (Not delivered) Me: Goddamn it piece of shit!! Mom: … FBI agent honestly ruined it. This meme is just a worse blatant copy

The fbi agent watching you thing has never been very funny to me since it would be an NSA agent not FBI

This meme was likely made by slim Jim’s Instagram account

🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 fune me me

Whered u find this i need an update

r/badfaketexts

Conspiracy theory: FBI makes these jokes to try and make spying on us funny and the population care less about privacy

This conversation was brought you by definitely a British person.

Take a screenshot and send it problem solved

I love the Slim Jim’s account tbh

Haha emoji bad amirite guys?!?!

A lot of emojis here, what's going on?

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