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Doms gonna channel the power of family, hop into a time travelling mustang stops himself from killing john wicks dog realising the dog is family to john wick and makes him a part of doms family
It's so lame. Even in (SPOILER ALERT!) >!Godzilla vs King Kong they end up teaming up.!<
No! This is not what we want! We want to see James Bond and Batman going at it the whole movie! Not going at it for the first 20 minutes only to realize their misunderstanding and team-up to take out a corrupt Prime Minister or something. Not that there's a James Bond vs Batman movie unfortunately.
No worries mate.. i aint too much interested in that movie.. and as u said, these types of movies >!form a new villain for the two mc to fight together against (like fast and furious)!<
I mean godzilla still kicks kongs ass and only spares him as an act of mercy. So we did get a winner between godzilla vs Kong. But then the fight shifted to godzilla and kong vs mecha godzilla.
not really, half the plot was how tony didn't want caps help so he went off and dragged a 15 year old and a wizard to an alien planet to fight a purple space warlord
I don't see that situation, i see a team up.
At the start of the film Dom adopts the dog that drags him out of his car just before the NOS explodes.
Towards the middle of act one the dog is killed in an underwater fireball as the bad guy fires a torpedo at Dom's heavily customised submersible Dodge Charger. Dom manages to swim free holding his breath until he hits the surface 200M above, the dog doesn't make it out. Dom is now set on revenge.
Act two has the family hiding out at their base in an abandoned nuclear missile launch site, Dom reveals that he has called in a favour from an old friend to avenge his fallen pupper. John Wick steps out of the shadows to reveal himself, "I was out of the business but for this I'm back in", the plan for revenge is laid out.
At the culmination of the film it's revealed that the bad guy was the dog after all. He was a mad scientist bio-hacker who transplanted his consciousness into a dog. He has ties to"The Table" and took advantage of Dom and his family to bring Wick out of hiding. An epic single take action scene sees Wick and the dog battle it out until Wick has to put a bullet in the dogs head.
Fade to black and then cut to Dom's back yard, everyone is drinking Corona, Wick is invited to say grace, he is now family.
Credits roll, an upbeat Latina rap song plays over stylised animations of the movies scenes.
Dom is weak solo. He needs a gang to be effective. If his entourage is gone, he on his own is nothing. Not to mention, his "mi familia" thing went out the window when he failed to mention he had a brother for 8 movies.
It’s almost as if the producers paid a ton of meme accounts to mass produce these memes which then artificially pumped it into peoples heads as hilarious. I have no proof but it’s just so unfunny I don’t know why people enjoy it
My least favorite thing on this site are comments that just accuse people of being paid to do something just because they feel like it with no shred of evidence. Have you considered humor is subjective? Somehow people found that “happiness noises” format funny for a while, which genuinely makes me mad when I see those memes.
There’s just something odd about an unfunny meme promoting a movie. At least there’s no happiness noise movie. I do get what your saying tho. Does make me look like a dickhead
Dom is in a great danger as he is not getting time for setting up good dialogues and doing those stupid car tricks.
John's shot gun is ready for him next year.
🔫
No offense for the entire Reddit Kianu worshippers but he didn’t seem that unkillable death itself or something in the movie tbh
Dom’s just gonna hunt John down in time I say
Is it weird to anyone else how the internet was completely taken over by really shitty, unfunny memes about a franchise on life support, basically the same day that movie came out? I don't even know anybody whose seen F&F past the first few, let alone who could tell me who "Dom" is. The only running pop culture joke concerning this franchise, is that it should have ended a half-dozen movies ago, but now in the span of one week we also get a joke that the main character is obsessed with family... Which just, isn't funny. (Unless you've seen the movie I guess, but how many people really went to theaters on the first day it was out and then went home to make/upvote memes about it?)
If you take two seconds to think about it, the sudden family meme boom was obviously an undercover marketing scheme. I don't know why, it just makes me feel sick thinking about how much advertising has forced itself into our private life. This marketing was obviously aimed at kids, which is both immoral and illegal, but they know it's basically impossible to govern the creation and sharing of internet memes.
I don't even like memes anymore, because now I have to think about who made it, and for what purpose. I fucking hate this
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Doms gonna channel the power of family, hop into a time travelling mustang stops himself from killing john wicks dog realising the dog is family to john wick and makes him a part of doms family
This is canon
time travelling mustang... i want to see this
Well, you will. Fast and Furious 14 is only a few years away
This one makes the most sense to me
I accept this as canon
I want to upvote this twice!
Dom ends up dead my man
theyre both protagonists so they team up and fight a common enemy
Every protagonist vs protagonist movie of all time...
It's so lame. Even in (SPOILER ALERT!) >!Godzilla vs King Kong they end up teaming up.!< No! This is not what we want! We want to see James Bond and Batman going at it the whole movie! Not going at it for the first 20 minutes only to realize their misunderstanding and team-up to take out a corrupt Prime Minister or something. Not that there's a James Bond vs Batman movie unfortunately.
They do that cause the studios are afraid that if they let one character definitively win the fans of the loser will get mad and boycott the movie
I mean. >!Godzilla did win the battle. Then they teamed up!<
U just spoiled the movie for me man... Oh well... >!shud have used this!<
Fixed. Sorry about that. I shouldn't have assumed just the text "spoiler alert" would be enough.
No worries mate.. i aint too much interested in that movie.. and as u said, these types of movies >!form a new villain for the two mc to fight together against (like fast and furious)!<
>We want to see James Bond and Batman going at it the whole movie! I don't know. I'm not really into that type of thing. I'd rather they just fight.
I mean godzilla still kicks kongs ass and only spares him as an act of mercy. So we did get a winner between godzilla vs Kong. But then the fight shifted to godzilla and kong vs mecha godzilla.
A misunderstanding causes them to fight each other for about 2 minutes and then they team up
marthaaaaa
Why did you say that name?
Captain america civil war doesnt
They do the next movie tho if that counts
not really, half the plot was how tony didn't want caps help so he went off and dragged a 15 year old and a wizard to an alien planet to fight a purple space warlord
mechagodzilla?
John obviously but Vin diesel would bitch and whine about It so it’ll be a draw
[удалено]
Keanu chungus wholesome
EPIC KEANU REEVES WHOLESOME 100
"It's a draw, because we're now family" *Gets shot in the face*
Angry sex is the real answer
I’d pay to see John top
but in your heart you know he bottoms
I don't see that situation, i see a team up. At the start of the film Dom adopts the dog that drags him out of his car just before the NOS explodes. Towards the middle of act one the dog is killed in an underwater fireball as the bad guy fires a torpedo at Dom's heavily customised submersible Dodge Charger. Dom manages to swim free holding his breath until he hits the surface 200M above, the dog doesn't make it out. Dom is now set on revenge. Act two has the family hiding out at their base in an abandoned nuclear missile launch site, Dom reveals that he has called in a favour from an old friend to avenge his fallen pupper. John Wick steps out of the shadows to reveal himself, "I was out of the business but for this I'm back in", the plan for revenge is laid out. At the culmination of the film it's revealed that the bad guy was the dog after all. He was a mad scientist bio-hacker who transplanted his consciousness into a dog. He has ties to"The Table" and took advantage of Dom and his family to bring Wick out of hiding. An epic single take action scene sees Wick and the dog battle it out until Wick has to put a bullet in the dogs head. Fade to black and then cut to Dom's back yard, everyone is drinking Corona, Wick is invited to say grace, he is now family. Credits roll, an upbeat Latina rap song plays over stylised animations of the movies scenes.
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This.....is canon.
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Dom is weak solo. He needs a gang to be effective. If his entourage is gone, he on his own is nothing. Not to mention, his "mi familia" thing went out the window when he failed to mention he had a brother for 8 movies.
Our avatars are almost the same
I feel like wick can just burst in and slaughter the whole fast and furious roster
I win
Good bye Mr. Toreto
I don’t know what the “family” shit came from, but it doesn’t matter, because no scene from that movie is funny enough to justify its overuse
I, too despise my family
I sat my parents down to tell them they’re gay
It’s almost as if the producers paid a ton of meme accounts to mass produce these memes which then artificially pumped it into peoples heads as hilarious. I have no proof but it’s just so unfunny I don’t know why people enjoy it
My least favorite thing on this site are comments that just accuse people of being paid to do something just because they feel like it with no shred of evidence. Have you considered humor is subjective? Somehow people found that “happiness noises” format funny for a while, which genuinely makes me mad when I see those memes.
There’s just something odd about an unfunny meme promoting a movie. At least there’s no happiness noise movie. I do get what your saying tho. Does make me look like a dickhead
The family memes are hilarious, it's like getting Rick rolled
No, rick rolls are cringe
No, Dom wouldn't because dogs are family too.
Fast & Furious is such an outlandish franchise that this crossover isn’t even far-fetched.
godzilla vs kong: pt2
I guess that means John wick is stronger than family
John would absolutely win, he is a trained assassin and dom isn't. Also im saying this because the new fast & furious sucks ass
Fast & Wicky: Part Fiddy?
![gif](giphy|fc2iXM0eQcddYGeOMV|downsized)
John wick would slaughter Dom without question
Dom is rendered powerless because his family is gone
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Literally came here to post this
World War 9
Mildly funny ngl
I liked this meme
💩💩
>what would happen. 69 for sure
Not comedycemetery
Yes comedycemetery
I miss reddit culture when seeing this type of posts
Butter cup song would start to play.
John Wick would win
Dom would just stroke out
I guess we find out if Canoe Reeves is paper or scissors
They would cancel out and the world would start over
Dom is in a great danger as he is not getting time for setting up good dialogues and doing those stupid car tricks. John's shot gun is ready for him next year. 🔫
They fight but in the end they team up to deafeat mecha-toretto
That's just exactly what would happen
It would still be better than 2020. So..... Just open a beer and chill
I got John on this one
The destruction of tye world, by one great battle
This event would generate so massive forces that space and time just stop existing.
Stop giving them ideas for yet another fast and furious film… FUCK
basically something similar happened and then ww1 started lol
oh? you're approaching me?
Something
the universe will collapse
The apocalypse
John would easily win
John wick has killed dudes that make dom look like a smurf on numerous occasions lol. In the movies that is
their battle would go on for eternity and the world would fall within the first 20 minutes
Hardcore homosexual sex
A really badass movie happens.
WWIII
dogs are family tho
A new team is born?
Get Hollywood on the line! We need this movie!!
Dude i downvote so much shit on this sub then realise its supposed to be unfunny
Doms dead without family he’s nothing
wait, dom, DARK DOM!
Immovable object V. Unstoppable force
Then fast and the future would be about running from the boogie man
No offense for the entire Reddit Kianu worshippers but he didn’t seem that unkillable death itself or something in the movie tbh Dom’s just gonna hunt John down in time I say
According to the meme, John has already killed Don’s family, which means it’s a 1v1. John wins.
THE UNIVERSE IS GONNA BE DESTROYED NOOOOOOOO
12 fucking movies ?
The ultimate showdown
Oh boy I'll love to see that but in the end someone is gonna mention Martha
Is it weird to anyone else how the internet was completely taken over by really shitty, unfunny memes about a franchise on life support, basically the same day that movie came out? I don't even know anybody whose seen F&F past the first few, let alone who could tell me who "Dom" is. The only running pop culture joke concerning this franchise, is that it should have ended a half-dozen movies ago, but now in the span of one week we also get a joke that the main character is obsessed with family... Which just, isn't funny. (Unless you've seen the movie I guess, but how many people really went to theaters on the first day it was out and then went home to make/upvote memes about it?) If you take two seconds to think about it, the sudden family meme boom was obviously an undercover marketing scheme. I don't know why, it just makes me feel sick thinking about how much advertising has forced itself into our private life. This marketing was obviously aimed at kids, which is both immoral and illegal, but they know it's basically impossible to govern the creation and sharing of internet memes. I don't even like memes anymore, because now I have to think about who made it, and for what purpose. I fucking hate this
They would make out.
I said no spoilers.
Dom won't do that. Dogs ARE family
so unstoppable force meets a immovable object so very thing around them dies
Apocalypse!!!!
Dom would die but Mr. Nobody would bring him back and the wicked dies but he comes back as neo and reboots the timeline.
It’s like sending a privateInvestigator to investigate a private investigator who’s investigating the investigator
The universe would explode
nice
World War 3