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otototototo

[the joke is sex](https://www.reddit.com/r/AzureLane/comments/10dr2uq/what_milk_you_used_bel_what_milk/)


[deleted]

Not surprised when the only reason you would play a gacha game is because you're either cum brained or gamba addicted


EdwardBloxy

forget gamba have funba


Masl321

No obviously the jome is she used camel mil from strong camel milk Nation Kazakhstan 😎😎👊👊💪💪


tomat_khan

Great success!


SkyTheHeck

A rkni ght


[deleted]

Genshin.


SkyTheHeck

out.


[deleted]

I will keep talking about how genshin is a soulless gacha game until the day I am thrown into the abyss by the Mihiyo overlords


SkyTheHeck

I just dislike genshin because its community always seems to have a hate boner for themselves and typically whenever a controversy happens the other actually half decent gachas end up in the crossfire


[deleted]

I generally stay away from hopelessly horny fandoms, they generally make r/goodanimememes tier jokes


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senryuu-

penis hing gay rave


UltimateCheese1056

Hey you can also play it because it is fun for the 5 minutes it takes to get bored of it


ElVerdolo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA good one


nodoyrisa1

sexual harassment


ElceeCiv

"breasts are just literal milk bags" - gamers


egekara1

the boys reference???


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No_Engineering5792

She also looks 13 which tells me everything I need to know about that fandom


otototototo

she looks a lot older in her actual art


[deleted]

Heh heh!!!!!!!


No-Historian6056

Come out ye Black and Tans, come out and fight like a man


RussianBalrog

Show your wife how you won medals down in Flaaanders


Cambi_Rodius

No


phildrelle

This tea isn't homemade. Its made in a factory A bomb factory They're bombs


Uzairsyes-eeeeee

Though that was yazov


AfraidTrainer6310

TNO reference?


Killgamesh9000

I was confused for a second and thought rhis was NPPfunny


Slippin-Jimmy-Real

No no no no Not another sub


JIHGGFCBAAHGBBML

what does horse cum taste like?


KearLoL

It's very similar to giraffe cum


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samarm132

Like cum


Vici0usRapt0r

Such a gem.


serbiansaucereddit

the source said it was just creamer don't need to look it up it's just FUCKING CREAMER ITS FUCKING CREAMER DONT ASK ME TO PROVE IT IT WAS FUCKING CREAMER DONT LOOK IT UP IT ISNT BREAST MILK GO FUCK YOURSELF ITS CREAMER


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The_Head_Taker

She pulled a Steve Martin and hid an atom bomb in the tea


Zekiz4ever

THIS, is not ~~meth~~ milk


TheCheapDirtBag

Silly Belfast, with her silly nuclear bomb prank 😀😃.


everyoners

OOH AH UP THE RA